>Guys starts a thread 20 minutes ago
>Photos of a girl, says she's her cousin and he wants to fuck her
>Posts her instagram
Mike Van Huyse wants to fuck his cousin, Megan. Let's do him a favor and let her know!
Mike has good tastes in women
Help him achieve his dream
Your dad loves you, he'd never kill you
Have mercy, where is the problem? He did nothing wrong.
4chan: internet superheroes
>implying OP wasn't just getting back at his stupid friend, Mike Van Huyse, by pretending to be him on /b/ and talking about his cousin, knowing that /b/ will backtrace him.
bumping for MASSIVE potential
Then fuck off. lol.
we arent white knighting, well, most arent. we see an epic opportunity for great lulz to be had
>[random] Guys starts a thread 20 minutes ago
>Photos of a girl, says "she's her cousin" and he wants to fuck her
>Posts her instagram
>PA request fulfilled
>OP Being this new.
There's no possible chance that this is a guy who KNOWS her cousin and wishes to use /b/ as his personal army by appealing to their wincest fetish....
Look what I found on canada411[dat)ca
well excuuuuuuuuuuse me for not wanting to join the rest of /b/ with their newish kek craze
In this thread: autistic faggots with no self esteem who think they are funny by ruining a person's life while it completely isn't certain that he was actually the one who said he wanted to fuck his cousin
fucking sage carried over from another thread
That's a big issue now. Dumb fucks think they are cool so they white knight the first thing they see and think haha I am so cool. Meanwhile op is just framing some innocent guy laughing at these kids fucking up some guys life because they believe anything they see.
And look at the white knight pretending to be all righteous.
You're in 4chan son. It's like being in a pool of shit, if you're in one you might as well have some fun anyway.
Do you actually think it's funny? How will it make you laugh? Can you see the reaction of the cousin? Can you see the consequences for the guy? No, so I'm sorry but I fail to see how this could completely crack you up and let's you have 'lulz'
12 year old going heaven and trying to respond to himself g1
Can you stop being a massive faggot for like, ever?
I would say cancer, unfortunately the term cancer is only used by "cancer". Furthermore, "newfag" and "summerfag" are also terms used by their own, respective, entitled owners. Therefore, I shall merely refer to you as a candy-ass
Exactly, not a day goes by that I don't wish I could feel up my 16 year old niece and those big real tits of hers. 5 feet tall, 34 C...and she walks around her house in a bikini all the time. My 40 year old dick cant take the strain
I would say cancer, unfortunately the term cancer is only used by "cancer". Furthermore, "newfag" and "summerfag" are also terms used by their own, respective, self-proclaimed owners. Therefore, I shall merely refer to you as a candy-ass and a roody-poo
Does anybody here not realize this could've been a "reverse Personal Army" thread? Maybe someone got beat up by the mike kid and wants to take revenge by acting like he's the cousin and wants to fuck her
good job being a personal army bitch faggots
You should ask the number of the girl on the left, she's even hotter!
why not all of them?
I don't even know where the fuck to begin...
Why do people like you find destroying lives something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible event like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you? This issue is very serious, yet crazy assfucks like you are throwing shit jokes about it. Sick fuck, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about situations like this? Let me tell you, you are fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now. You are such a disgusting bully. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you really find funny about it? Stupid fucker I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Sick fuck. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about it. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
I'd go on about how fucked up you are, but I'll restrain myself right now.
Just hope one day that you will never have to face a situation like this
I'm on board.
>"you may understand one day"
>pretending to be a seasoned person
Bitch, I bring the heat
the rothschilds and the royal family of the crown of england did incest for centuries and their powerful as fuck. the rest of the world fucked people outside of their family and they all work for the cousin fuckers.
This is a veiled personal army request, likely against both Mike and that Girl. The original OP, I am sure, will likely thank you dealy for being his personal army. I know that is what he is doing because long ago I did almost the same exact thing.
You are such a gayboy, look at this little rant. Your words do nothing here we aren't suddenly going to change because of what you are typing you fucktard lol gtfo
>falling for this pasta
Cousins aren't closely related enough for that and this would only be true if they actually had sex for the sole purpose of recreation. You can have sex without having a child.
First day back after a long absense, THIS is why I missed this place
welcome back buddy!
Welcome back to hell
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I fucking know her, she goes to my school
However, she is a nigger lover, has been dating a gangsta faggot so no one gets close to her
>Have mercy, where is the problem? He did nothing wrong.
He didnt bother to cover up his trail when asking for help, so /b/ must punish him for being a lazy dumbass
A: Find some floozys IG account
B: Post to /b/ about wanting to fuck my cousin
C: Watch some poor faggot get his world fucked because it makes summerfags think they are a part of something.
Her instagram is /layzbee
Her boyfriend doesnt look like a nigga to me
Christmas is over, faggots, I'll 404 this thread in 2 minutes
The 80s were a time of love, and sex, and we had a Great Depression or something .. Then the Jews tried to fight their way out of gas chambers and caused a nuclear meltdown in Chernobyl that wiped out New Orleans then caused us to have a black president...
You faggot OP... it says on your little collage that you have 4 mutual friends with mike van huyse that you did a shitty job of blocking out. Go back to school faggot.
fuck me, i haven't been on /b/ in time and this is the first post i read, this place fucking sucks these days, i rember when thinking your cousin was fit was an entry requirement
>being this new
Obviously op is the mike hater and this is his brilliant scheme. Go op!
Hi heaven, you're not the only one who likes putting masks on
She would have to have an incredibly low and small dick to be a man, mate
Jesus Christ, who wouldn't want to fuck her?
OK ENOUGH! PLEASE ALL SAGE THIS AND THANK YOU FOR SENDING HER THIS LINK YOU BASTARD, GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU'RE ALL RETARDED PIECES OF SHIT NOW SHE WON'T TALK TO ME AGAIN, I DID NOT START A THREAD SAYING THAT I WANT TO FUCK HER BECAUSE I'M HER COUSIN YOU SICK FUCKS. GO DIE IN A SHIT HOLE
>the cancer finally kills
Meh not neckbeard but at a certain point you do actually grow out of random sluts who give pussy out like fucking halloween candy. You wouldnt know this fact because you are still in high school and feel as if a girl like this is the best nut drainer in the world.
Would i fuck? Yeah sure. A hole is a hole. In the end all it does is drool all over the sheets. As you get more experience, you will start to get turned off by a worn and stretched tuna tunnel like hers. Just saying.
>Implying the first thread was anything else than a giant bait for personal army and shitstorm that would ensue
I swear /b/ is like a pig covering itself in shit to annoy others.
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people thinking this is the same person and not just trolls trolling ^^
humanity is doomed :P
all that edge