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R34 SIMPSOMS THREAD ~

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 168
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R34 SIMPSOMS THREAD ~
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Bibbity boppity bump
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>>551909878
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>>551911105
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>>551910847
bump
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>>551911193
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DONT MAKE ME SELF BUMP
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>>551911481
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Keep em coming
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>>551909878
>>551911392
Can you just dump all of your shit?
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>>551911382
>>551911481
>>551911574

yess anon, yess
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>>551911574
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>>551911689
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>>551911615
Want to see what you guys got
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>>551911392
It's polite to post what you have in the beginning of the thread, instead of basically making a request thread.
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>>551909878
http://swfchan.com/20/98672/?bololo_amy_leela_Titania02.swf
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>>551911932
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>>551909878
>>551911193

These are the only ones I have ever been able to genuinely fap over. The rest just don't look as good (not insulting people posting the pics, your contributions are appreciated).
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>>551912039
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>>551911850
sorry m8 im kinda a new fag
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>>551912172
this
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gr8 thread m8s and simpsons feet?
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commencing
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>>551912342
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>>551912503

where is this from?
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>>551909878
http://swfchan.com/26/128315/?misty+and+charizard.swf
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>>551912695
>google image search
I have no fucking idea, go look it up
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>>551912925
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>>551912852
keep em coming m8 love these
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>>551912852
Is this a different comic? Did the other one finnish there?
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>>551912856
>martin's dick is the size of his arm
I lol'd at this.
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love u guys
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>>551912740

moar Lisa ?
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Bamp
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>>551913564
just Lisa, or lisa with others?
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Hooray for jaundice
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>>551913034
continue
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>>551913034
GOT MOAR ?
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>>551913723

her with others, please !
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>>551913865
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anything itiesdeh
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Anyone got stories?
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>>551914273
story commence
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>>551909878
http://swfchan.com/31/150285/?shantae_2323234434.swf
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>>551912325
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Marge-Simpson-POV-305644623
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>>551914408
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>>551913034
alright I'm back
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I'm out, retreating!
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>>551914624
continue or what ?
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>>551914736
Oh yeah
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>>551914736
Yes!
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>>551914273
My friend recently made a mistake in his life, and I offer his story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with him having trouble dumping. These are in his words. I tried to clean it up some.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my butt-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my cheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my butt of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel.
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>>551915489
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>>551915584
sorry m8s but this the last page of the comic but I have more if u want
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Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My cheeks were smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know.
I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two cheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.
Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic turd-molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky brown/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. It felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my crack off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room.
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>>551915559
kek
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>>551915781
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On my laptop, so this is my last r34 Simpsons image.
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>>551915875
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>>551915830
Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own turds blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."
Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for this hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my cheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
As if that wasn't enough, I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could tell that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, go home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo Homes, smell you later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the king of Bel-Air.
Friends: DON'T SHAVE YOUR BUTT HAIR!
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>>551915968
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Thanx guys for all this content. ill definelty dump some more later!
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>>551916064
last one
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>>551909878
http://swfchan.com/27/131396/?League+of+Legends+-+Riven.swf
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>>551915769
last page?
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>>551916254
kek
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mpltoons com/marges-sexy-spinning-by-kogeikun/
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this is for the guy that wanted some lisa stuff
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>>551916821
thanks m8
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>>551917584
better late than never. GET
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>>551916076
Pretty sure this is from an actual issue of playboy which featured Marge.
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>>551917828
neat!
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>>551912541
>>551913113
PLEEEEASE MORE LIKE THESE!
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>>551918321

Bart is the only reason why people like Simpsons porn
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>>551918625
i disagree :P
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got a couple more ... somebody is still interested right?
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>>551919375
yeah please
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>>551919375
moar marge
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>>551918515
Someone likes the Sh├Ądman.

www.shadbase.com
www.shagbase.com

Search for yourself faggot.
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BART GET OUT IM PISS
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cant find more atm .. hope u liked some
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