>Be walking to the bus stop for Summer school, my grades were shit that's how I landed there >The previous days I have been going through the most agonizing shits, like painful, jellyfish stinging liquid that basically rocketed out my ass >Anyway, since the shit can be predicted (Like eating food the night prior, I can prevent having to shit in the morning >Lol not this time >I have three massive bowls of Captain Crunch cereal, not thinking anything of it >The next morning however...
>Anyway, as I left for school, my stomach was pretty fine, not a single pain >My body made the illusion everything was fine >Guess again >Half way to the bus stop my stomach starts to sink as if a fucking anchor just dropped into the water >Like, this wasn't like the other shits >This was like, you find a bathroom now or you will shit yourself
>I'm essentially in the local park (because I would usually cut through there straight to the bus stop) >That's when the time shit son body function kicked in >There were two buildings around the park; A parkhouse where they store the balls and shit, and a library >While gripping my stomach, trying to suppress the rebellion of shit raging in my colon, I walk over to the Park house, praying for the door to be open >Lol nope >That bitch is locked
>My stomach makes that gurgle noise it makes when the shit is imminent >I'm not shitting my pants >Slouch over to the library in hopes that the library is open, because it's a fucking library, it's usually open in the morning >Wishful thinking >The door is locked too >I begin to weigh my options >As I thought, I let out a double agent squeaker >Fucking christ that was a close call >No time to go home >No where to go >Wait, what's that over there?
>In the distance, I see what saved my life that day >A rather attractive bush >Thought to myself >GO native, only way at this point >I move over to the bush >I go deep into it and crouch down >As soon as I pulled my pants down, shit erupts from my ass >When I say erupt >It fucking burned like Fire Lord Ozai during an eclipse >The shit was of pure liquid with a solid shit nut or two thrown in there >I shit for about 30 seconds >The smell of shit was overwhelming >Why does Captain Crunch set me off like this? >After I shit >I thought about it >How do I wipe?
>I began to get scared >I let out the most destructive monsoon shit the likes of the which hasn't been seen before >I look around >This wasn't a leaf bush >This was a pine bush so those little needles ain't gonna work obviously >Begin to panic >Then in the corner of my eye >I see a gift from the gods >It was a lone Wendys napkin >Just minding it's own business >Lol come here you
>Wipe so gently >Use every inch of the napkin >Fold that bitch around >Wipe my ass clean >I pull up my cargo shorts and begin to walk out >I look at the mountain of liquid destruction that has laid waste to the surrounding area >Next to it, a lone napkin that has a bad day >Walk to the bus stop >Get on the bus and get to school >How was your morning Anon? >Shitty
>Be 8 or so >For the summer I live at my grandma's beach house because my parents thought I needed some time away from video games >It's fucking boring here >It's a huge house and all that shit >But being alone in the house usually (Grandma was a very busy lady for 75 appearently) wasn't too fun >I spend most of my time sitting on the beach swatting at the water with a stick because I was fucking bored >As I swatted, in the corner of my eye >I saw someone approach me >It was a girl, just about my age
>I look over to see her >She was wearing jean shorts and a white tank top >Shit was hot as fuck for an 8 year old >However I was a nervous kid, extremely nervous >She is now just a foot away from me >Hello! What's your name? >I fumbled a bit. Anon is my name, don't wear it out >The fuck did I just say >She giggled >Dodged a bullet there >My name is Elizabeth! Wanna play or something? You seem bored all by yourself >Well why the fuck not
>We go for a walk around the beach >She talks about Webkinz or some shit, I try my best to respond >She seems to enjoy my company as I enjoyed hers >"Wanna see my tree-house?" She asked swaying slowly >Thought to myself, well Grandma isn't home ever so I'm sure she won't mind me hanging out with a friend >We walk into the woods >Walk for about five minutes or so >Reach the treehouse >This thing is fucking amazing! Had windows and shit on it, looked very pristine >She climbed up the ladder, I tried to not look up at her butt for the fear she would look >I shoot a glance, her eyes meet mine >"Staring at my butt are ya?" >Ohshitnigga.jpeg >"I-I was looking at the sky! The clouds are neat today!" >Can't fucking see the clouds >Hoped my story worked >Lol it didn't >"It's cute how you wanted to look!" Elizabeth said with a giggle as she hobbled over the top >I began to climb the ladder
>I make it to the top >The inside is very girly looking >Stuffed animals and shit are around >"Who built this for you?" I asked >"My Dad did! He's a really good builder!" Elizabeth eagerly disclaimed >I was envious of course >So we're just sitting in the tree house, then she asks a question >"Have you ever kisses a girl before?" >My heart began to beat fast >"I can't say I haven't?" I felt so uneasy and nervous about this, I never kissed a girl before >"That's adorable!" She began to move close to me
>>551902038 >She sits next to me, like really close to me >My heart is just beating so fast >"I think you're really cute Anon. You seem like a really nice boy too..." >I look her in the eyes, those beautiful Hazel eyes >I felt all my nervousness disappear >She began to move closer and closer >Her lips touched my cheek >All that nervousness came back in that instant and I got all red >"It's so cute how you get nervous Anon! Don't worry though, I won't hurt you." She said with a reassuring smile >I spat out, "I think you're cute to Elizabeth!" >Welp that came out >She looked shyly into the ground, with a smile >"I'm really glad." >She grabbed my face gently by the cheeks then pulled me in
>Her lips came into contact with mine >Lips feel really soft and warm, this isn't half bad >Our lips didn't really move, no make out session (yet) but just a solid kiss >We both moved back, she was smiling and blushing >The sun was going down as this point >Where did the fucking time go >"Anon I have to go now, can I see you tomorrow? Maybe I can come over to your house?" She asked doing her usual sway >Well I don't see why not! >We climb down the ladder and part ways for the day. >My thoughts and dreams were of the kiss, the warmness of her lips, I want her to come over >I yelled to her, "Meet at the beach at Noon!" >She said she would >Tomorrow came around
>Tomorrow came around, she was waiting on the beach where we originally met >She's wearing a Pikachu shirt and white short shorts, looks more cute than yesterday >We walk over to my house >It's empty, no one is home, as expected >"So what do you want to do?" I asked casually >"I want to explore!" She said kicking off her shoes >She made a break for it >Not in my house >I am the tag master >She is remarkably fast >I lost her around the corner >Dafuq, where is she?" >I stopped in front of the closet and imagined where she could have gone >I hear the closet door slide open suddenly >"Hiyah!" She yelled tackling me to the ground
>She pinned me to the ground, holding my shoulders with her hands >"I got you!" She laughed exaggeratedly >"Yeah you did!" I replied starkly >"You know, with you on the ground this gives me an idea." >Oh boy here we go >She lets go of my right shoulder >Her hand begins to move down my chest down to shorts
>be 15 >throwing a ball around with my friend in my back yard >friend throws it over the fence >tell him he needs to go get it >he hops the fence >i'm halfway up it to watch >nigger comes out from house >WAT U DOIN WITE BOI >friend scared shitless (note that i live in a really bad neighboor hood with a lot of niggers) >nigger charges my friend >he barely gets over the fence >nigger hops the fence after us >i run to my back porch >grab a baseball bat >turn around swing that shit hard as i can >nigger is kill >friend starts freaking out >call the cops >cops get there interogate us tell him the nigger charged us >he believes me >hell to the fucking yes >friend takes therapy to this day
>The front door begins to open >"Anon? Are you home?" My grandma calls out >We jump >She doesn't know about Elizabeth, she can't know she's here (She gets mad when other people are in her house) >Elizabeth motions to go into the closet, we slide into the closet like snakes, stealth as shit >My Grandma walks just outside of the closet we are in >Elizabeth giggles silently, she thought this was a funny >This is serious hiding from Adolf Grandma >She walks past >We sigh in relief >She whispers to me >"Anon, do you want to kiss again?" >My Grandma
>She lays down on the coats that fell off the hangers >She whispers for me to lay down with her >She rings her fingers through my hair ever so gently >She feels my face, in the darkness, I could feel my heart beat increase >Her lips touch mine, her lips were wet, she must have licked them before >We just laid there, kissing each other gently >She stops >Why did u staph mate >She begins to unbutton my pants >Feel my nervousness simmer >This is too hot for me >Attempt to contain myself >For some reason my belly begins to wiggle a bit out of nervousness >My pants are off now >Her hand reaches under my underwear
>Her hand touched my dick >Her hand was very warm and was so soft >She caressed my dick gently, the dragon began to come out of it's slumber >I felt embarrassed that she was feeling my dick, but then again, she seemed to be very intrigued by it >"Your dick is very nice, Anon." she whispered in the darkness >I tried to remain calm, she began to jerk me off >I haven't masturbated before so this was a new experience >Felt good man >She kept that up for some time, she went at a slow place >She stopped >"Do you want me to put my mouth on it?" She whispered >I said yes nervously >The feeling was amazing, her tongue felt so nice as she licked it >She fit my whole wang in her mouth, it felt slimy but felt so amazing >Yet again she stopped >She began to remove her pants
>She sees my dick >Ready to put it in her mouth >Door suddenly breaks down >Shrek floods room with his swampy smell >Kills her after fucking her with ogre cock >Proceeds to fuck me with ogre cock >''It's all ogre now.'' >It really is over, shrek had AIDS >Shrek is love, shrek is life
I have returned! Thanks for keeping this alive while I was away, I continue
>She pulled off her pants >In the darkness, I could make out that they were white panties >She began to grind on my dick, this feels nice >I saw a wet spot that was building up on her panties >"What's that wet stuff?" I whispered >She smiled as she kept grinding, "That's my cum, that's what happens when I get excited." >Lol okay >The wetness gets more and more moist >She asks, "Are you ready?" >Ready for what I thought? Sex? Aw jeez >"Y-yeah, let's do it."
>She removed her panties and put them at her side >She slowly floated over me onto my dick >Ten seconds to Zero Time >She guides my dick into a her pussy >At first I meet some resistance, this felt weird, it was wet and soft >A moment or so later I break on through to the other side >The feeling of a pussy is nice. It's very warm, tight, and especially wet >She goes down as far as she can, then up again, then down alittle farther >Her head is hitting the coats above us from all the bouncing
>This goes on for about ten minutes or so >I hear my Grandma's footsteps >Nopenopenope.mpeg >Elizabeth bends down, she is laying on me, trying to keep quiet >Her juices start to flow from her pussy onto the base of my dick >I watch under the crack of the door the direction of her feet >Her feet turn towards the closet
>We lay there, motionless, remaining as still as possible >A sound fills the air >The door knob is beginning to turn >This isn't good at all >Begin thinking of suicide method when she finds me >Another sound screeches through the air, the phone rings >A gift from the Gods >She walks away from the closet >It was my parents >They talked for however long, seemed like forever >We knew it wasn't a safe closet to hide in, so we put on our shit and moved to a different spot >Just happened to be my room down the hall >We watched through the crack of the door as Grandma opened the closet door we were just in >She looked down at the ground at the wet spot we made just a moment ago >She shrugs it off and grabs her coat >The house is ours again, Elizabeth goes to my bed and stretches out
>I move onto the bed, she is completely naked now >Though she had no breasts, seeing her bare nipples was a complete turn on >I move on top of her >Her pussy is still loose >I push in >I place my hands on her hips and start pumping into her >She moans in Ecstasy as I keep pushing >Her juices begin to gush from her pussy
>I begin to feel something strange >What is happening? >I moan out, "Something's happening!" >This was my first time cumming so I don't know what to expect >She pulls my dick out of her and I cum all over her stomach >It was a clear liquid, but it so much >It sat on her belly and begin to roll onto the sheets >She grabbed me and held me close >"Thank you, Anon." >We sat there and hugged each other for what felt like hours >The hug eventually led to cuddling naked together >It felt really nice >I felt really good being with her
Thus ends this part of the story. I have another from five years later if anyone wants to here that
> couple months ago >stoned as fuck > ate a whole pizza by myself > stomach hurts like a little bitch > somewhat goes away but still lingers around > what seems to be an hour later >horny > gotta take a shit > get to bathroom > start to jag off > feelsgoodman.jpg > I cum all over my legs and shorts and stomach > well fuck >before I can bend over to clean myself I feel a sharp stab in my stomach > slowly go back into my regular sitting on toilet position > I begin to shit out what seems to be the jalapeño pepperoni pizza I ate earlier > the burning sensation of a thousand suns ripping through my asshole confirms this > I wipe my burning assholes with baby wipes > I throw the tissues into the toilet bowl like I usually do > I flush > I feel the toilet shit water touch my ass cheeks > godfuckingdamnit > too stoned to efficiently move without upsetting my stomach > the smell of shit and cum overwhelms me >I gag > throw up in my mouth > try swalloing it back in > I fucking can't and this just makes me gag harder > throw up even harder and spit out all my throw up > covered in throwup and cum on a clogged toilet > things can't get anymore worse than this > I'm so fucking stoned I can't process how much of a disappointment I am to the human race > briefly think about evolution and dinosaurs > take a nap as I stay seated on my clogged toilet, covered in my own cum and throwup > wake up > mfw
>So that summer Elizabeth and I made a pact to see each other every summer >This didn't work out too well and I couldn't return for five years >I begged and pleaded to go back to her house >Eventually my wish was granted >I had changed in those five years >I wasn't the nervous boy sitting on the beach head swatting at the water >Anyway, fast forward to getting to Grandma's house >I walk down that much remembered beach and just sit there, looking into the lake >I hear a familiar voice, just a little lower >"Hello Anon, it's been a long time hasn't it?" >I look towards the voice, it's Elizabeth, she looks completely different >She has gotten taller and slightly tan >Her breasts must have sprouted and are a solid C cup, her butt also got a adjustment, it looked very nice and plump >"Hello Elizabeth. It has been quite sometime. I wish I could have came sooner!" >"Came like five years ago perhaps?" She said tauntingly
>"Haha! Maybe! How have you been Elizabeth?" >She walked up to me, kissed me on the cheek,"I missed you alot Anon. I'm just happy you're here with me again." >She embraced me, like the type where you never wanted to let go >"I am here now. For the whole summer." >She cozied up into my shoulder
We both were 14 at the time, our birthdays are both in September
>We just walked down the beach, talking about what happened in those five years >"Did you hear about the festival going on?" Elizabeth asked curiously >"No, what festival?" I responded >She simply pointed up the the road to a area where carnival rides and tents were set up >How the fuck didn't I see that shit >Lights and all >"I was planning on going there tonight, maybe we can go together, it can be a date!" >A date? Well that could be fun! >Yeah sure! I'll wear something nice
>Fast forward to night time >I wore this button up light blue shirt (I still have that shirt) with a pair of jeans >Meet up at the usual spot, I get there first for a change >I see walking through a new paved area through the forest >She is wearing this beautiful white dress just above the knee and a thin white jacket >I honestly thought she was the most beautiful person that day >"Hello Anon, ready to go?" She asked swaying about >"Of course!" I said eagerly >We began walking, she wrapped her arm around my arm as we walked up the hill >"Are you excited for the festival?" I said >"Yes, but I'm more excited knowing I'm with you here, right now." >That made me feel >We were now at the festival
>The festival was just your average carnival, had all those cheap carnival rides operated by the druggy looking volunteers. >We rode a series of rides >After we rode them we sat on the curb eating funnel cake with too much powdered sugar >Elizabeth took a fingertip full of sugar and put it on my nose >You bish >How dare you >"Oh it appears that I got some sugar on your nose, let me clean that for you." >She gets up to my nose and licks the powdered sugar off
>me a freshman in highschool >goofy as fuck >got game with a couple chicks >one in particular likes me quite a bit >I finally work up the nerve to ask her to gibe da pusi b0ss >she giggles and says mehbeh >muhnigga.jpeg >she wants to hang out after school >we meet up at park across road from the school >broughtthecondom.meatloaf >skip to the good part >she's tanked my shorts and underwear down exposing solid dick >71/2 in. >she's already naked >kisses the head for some time >feelsgoodman.nigga >tells me to lay down >we're behind a fence so 0 people can see >she attempts to sit on my dick >its too wide >she slides down and it eventually goes in >she has like 2 or 3 orgasms >I finish inside.nyeeesssss >we proceed to do this off and on for the rest of high school >she now wants the ring >hellnahnigga.yeapyeap That's it guys I bolted. The Pusey was nice mane
>be nine or ten >enjoy pokemon >freaky neighbor girl keeps inviting me and my friend to her house >she’s 16, fat and weird >we say no >she keeps trying >we finally give in because its hot and she has a pool >go to her house, no parents around >girl shows us a stack of old porno mags >starts making comments about how much she likes to suck dick, get fucked, etc >look, we just came here to swim, fatty >she starts talking about fucking her dog and shit gets even more uncomfortable >girl says we should go skinny dipping and starts taking off her bathing suit >friend and i have had enough and we gtfo >fast forward a month or so >freaky girl approaches me and says she has pokemon cards to trade >she has my attention >go to her house, she takes me to her room >no pokemon cards in sight >says she’ll give me some rares if i let her touch me >i’m ok with that >she sticks her hand down my pants and starts jerking my dick >feels bad because she does it too hard >w/e, pokemon cards are worth it >after a minute she pulls down my pants and starts sucking my weenie >i like this much better >have erection, girl gets naked >her body looks like a pear, fat ass, small tits, not attractive but intriguing on a scientific level >she puts my hand on her pussy, feels hot and slimy >pulls me on the bed and makes me fuck her >have no idea what i'm doing so just pretend i’m a jackhammer and pound away >girl seems to like it >feels kinda good, maybe this isn’t so bad after all >after a while feel pressure building in my penis >push hard thinking ‘fuck yeah i’m gonna cum’ >get ready to cum buckets, wait…nope >NOPE >its pee >unleash a torrent of pee into her vagina >girl starts thrashing around and screaming >panic, think my pee is burning her >jump off and grab clothes >girl is covered in pee, bed is covered in pee >realize i was not prepared for any of this >girl yells at me, asks why i stopped >i am so done >get dressed and run out
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