23 decides. Will not insert. I hate crickets.
depends, you want some good karma or some bad karma op?
if good, release it into your yard
if bad, cut its legs off and post pics on /an/
i'd let it go since it's just a cricket and not a faggot like a spider or something, but maybe you're a sick fuck, who knows.
It was food for my gecko, but it escaped under the sink. Ain't gonna feed it to her cause it might make her sick, and I absolutely despise these noisy smelly niggers of the insect world.
let free, op.
also wtf captcha,
Got this shit. and A single house number (not possible to get correct) every fucking time.
Got 30 in a row then went incognito and first one is a real captcha. How fix?
Train it to fight the evil known as Shocker.
>>551862997 Let it go.
place under OP's balls
looks like it's your lunch to me
I like this idea it gets my vote
The suspense is killing me. I'd prefer it kill the escaped convict.
Make obstacle course
I got them correct several times in a row now, I guess you have to be lucky
Will deliver. Not a master craftsman by any means.
Preparing meat cannon now.
do you want poon to help?
Well i don't so that's what you get for putting faith in random people. Disappointment. Remember this day well Anon. It is the day you were shown the real world. In all its disappointment.
>why is he so sweaty
Hers some prawn OP
Start up, open lid, jizz, slam lid, shake container to cover subject.
Or move it to a bottle and use the bottle as a sex toy, I'm sure op will fit
Blew load, tossed cricket into cum piddle, but wasn't too happy and kept coming out. Barely got this picture off. What will his coffin say before I bury it?
I can't even see the fucking cricket
Where is cricket OP, you're not trying to lie on the internet are you?
Bump for cum-cricket-viking-funeral
Here are men who understand the essence of /b/ and manliness and also know their internets.
Bring forth the funeral OP or we will dishonor you, your name and your body as you want with this small creature, you bastard!
That was my2nd shot in the last two hours. I doubt there would be any substance to it.
I own a leopard gecko. I have a number of them in a cricket keeper.
Yes, but this time make a small raft with the coffin on it, and send him to Valhal in your bathtub.
OP delivers twice?
I can't even
Zippo? But that's for pussies!
The cricket charred, and broke into pieces, and the raft tipped. It smells bad in here, but the gods are pleased.
We sacrifice this cricket to the gods!
take our offering with a blessing of fire!
Let the soul of this cricket reunite with all things
OP's all over /b/ has ever burned before.
OP is god!
(queuing Wardruna music)
Hvíla hann í faðm og getur hann berjast við hlið ykkar að eilífu, Óðinn Alföðr
There. It is done, he has ascended
Could get pretty high up with a balloon. Have the timestamp still attached when you launch it, and maybe vent helium so it has just enough to float, then it will burst higher up. The next cricket might see the curve of the earth before it dies.
Not if its glass, a glass jar would just shrug off that kind of shit. But to get off the lid, you would have to either be very strong, heat it up to the same temp, or break a hole in the lid with an icepick.
nope. Not unless you're a retard and heat it to an insane temperature. Besides, you want the air in the jar to be hot, not necessarily the jar itself. Pressure required to fuck up a glass jar > pressure required to fuck up a cricket.
This is true. Freezer would result in a stronger vacuum though.
So basically use water for faster results, use freezer for more extreme results.
Either way should be lolworthy.
put a lit match in the jar and then pour alcohol in it
Maybe if you can do it without burning your fap hand, but I would load in the cricket first on top of like a cotton ball or something so it does not roast too fast.