Since /b/ is known to be caring and loving towards all life,

hit it really hard with a shovel. kills it right away

In butt

>>551752317
do what i do:
put mouse in box
leave in dark 1-2 hours
distract cat
release

just toss it outside. imagine if you were that mouse. what would you want? All animals want freedom so you know that. maybe make him a nice gourmet meal with a veggie platter or something.

>>551752317
Put it in a box and fill the box with carbon dioxide it'll just die painlessly.

>>551752317
give it time to recover from neck bites, they can paralize

>>551752730

this guy knows proper mouse treatment

>>551753158
my cat disagrees

spraypaint him so hes a cool ass color. hell be punk as fuck. play negative approach really loud for him

>>551752317
Fucking kill it, it's vermin.

It's playing dead. Place it somewhere outside, and walk away.

put it in a blender

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Put a light blanket over him
Left some food, he's sniffing it
Named him Timmy

>>551753564
dawww :3

Put him in a little box with some water, food and somewhere to sleep

tiny paper hat

>>551753564
Watch a movie with him, OP.

>>551753564
cute as shit, keep him if he recovers

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nigger, you gotta be microwavin this bitch

>>551753564
probably fucked up internally and dying slowly

>>551752317
See how far down it's throat you can get your dick before it chokes or is torn to death.

>>551753564
box. now. Before it gets angry. trust me on this. poke holes and watch movie

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>>551753564
>cheese
>knitted blanket

2kawaii4me

>>551752317
euthanize with garbage disposal
put video on youtube

>>551754286
1/10

>>551752317
give him vegetables!

>>551753564
dis

>>551753564
Awww :) adorable, hope he lives

>>551752317
Post picture of cat. We want to see the criminal.

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Took all my cloths out of drawer under my bed
Made little hospital room for Tim
Put on Secret of Nimh, he might like it

>>551755005

niceeeeeeeeee

>>551755005
I hope you're a good guy and you will take care of him...

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Set him outside somewhere he can rest. If he's going to die, there's not much you can do.

>>551754146
>>551754286
>>551753469
>see pic

>>551752317
It's time to prepare the most epic rat burger the world has ever seen.

>>551755005
>Not HD
>YouTube
Nigger what are you doing, he'll go right the fuck away

its going to be so sad when he passes. theres definitely something physically wrong with him or he would have ran right after the cat let him go, hes not in shock ;~;

>>551755005
that mouse is thinking "that is so racist".
srsly box

>>551752317
rub it in petroleum jelly. Tell your cat off and slide it up your cats ass to punish it. Watch your cat lick wildly at the petroleum jelly which cats and dogs are absolutely addicted to. The cat gives itself an anal orgasm and squeezes the little fella back inside. 2 days later with cat exhausted by continuous pleasure and close to death itself. The cat will finally relax enough for the pressure and laxative that is petroleum jelly to release the mouse in a titantic shit explosion.
Hey presto a cocoon. Put it on the kitchen table and wait anxiously with your pants round your ankles waiting for it to hatch as a butterfly.

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>>551754146
>Inb4 inumane mose molester
>microwave for 30 seconds
its the only option here on /b
>do et

Stomp it, its bones are probably broken and it is probably suffering.

>>551752317

i salute you for you humanity in this den of degeneracy anon

Get a BB gun and shoot it in the head point blank or do anything kill it quickly. It won't make it and you're just making it's life miserable.

Make sure your cat knows you enjoy your gift, cats bring you stuff like that cause they love you.

I had to do that to a mouse my cat brought me a while back, really it's the best thing to do.

>has no visibles
has 3 torn ears and gouge in its 4th ear

you wot m9?

>>551752317
Toss it on the ground near your cat

>>551752317
Keep it up OP, I want to hear more about the adventures of Timmy.
You should keep him and treat him like a Prince.... Prince Timmy.

Mute the movie
Put this song on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-c-7eH5Upo
And gently stroke his head until he closes his little eyes for the last time.
>MFW when I'm actually crying because of a mouse thread on 4chan

Aren't they infected with some sort of disease?
Also, mouse isn't feasible for a house pet, but rat is.

>>551756085
Ears being slightly beat up like this and other animals doesn't necessarily mean its been injured. Frostbite and any other number of things could have happened and it barely hampers their motor functions, anyway.

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>>551755005
that's so sweet :)

>>551756321
This is beautiful.

>>551756372
You're literally retarded.

>>551752317
1. wear heavy boots (army would be the best option)
2. post mouse on the floor unitl it's stunned
3. move your foot over mouse for 50cm
4. FUCKING SOTMP IT TO BLOODY PULP!
5. take pics!
6. profit? new fetish achieved

>>551756151
Do this and stop being a faggot. Your cat worked hard to catch that. It should feel the satisfying crunch of mouse skull between its jaws.

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Really glad that I'm only getting animal friendly and caring responses and advice. And I was expecting /b/ to just bombard me with edgy and cruel suggestions.

Anyway, gave him tiny cup of water
replaced cheese with seeds
Tim ate one
Breathing slows down, eyes slowly shut
Hope he's going to sleep and won't be kill

>>551752317
but in butthole

>>551756321
>Metric

It's rare, but once in a while I find someone on this board I would be happy to call "Ma Nigga"

>>551756372
Get some learns.

>>551756613
if this ends in 7, you change your mind

>>551756321
This is how I want to die

>>551756742
read my ID

>>551756613

cum on his face op

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>>551755373
Top kek!

Got some good laughs out of this brah.

>>551756826
true haha

>>551756613
dont fuck with it, it will probably die from the stress.

If my post ends in 0, you must microwave timmy

>>551756613
Goodnight, sweet prince.
You should work out some more permanent living arrangements for him while he rests, make him feel at home.

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>>551756613
Sleep well Timmy.
You died loved by so many, though you'll never understand it.

>>551756613
just stomp it! this will be the best cure for this pest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX14whtcXAw
Song title related.

>>551757140
o7

>>551757279
I request more beautiful music.

>>551756613
speaking of nothing, does anyone else have a few flickering green pixels in the rats ears?

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>>551752317
Not sure OP, but the mice is going into it's last phases of it's life. It's most likely fucked up inside and the reflexes makes it look like it's breathing.

its back might be broken

>>551757454
I'm sorry, Timmy's ears, missed that he was named now.

previous comments captha: abstract
this comment: cavaliere
wtf?

>>551757450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yd2PzoF1y8
The prettiest. Also if he does die, I request that you build him a funeral pyre.

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>>551756613
rip in piece timmy xxoxoxox

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>>551756613
>mfw your a cool guy actually
protecting our animalbrahs is part of the humancode

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>>551753564
>>551755005
>>551756613
aww, I love you OP!

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>>551756613

He very likely has some internal injuries. I used to breed hamsters and if any suffered shock along with internal injuries they would do the same thing before passing away. Best thing you can do is make the last moments as comforting as possible, provided he's not in pain.

Best of luck.

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>mfw this mouse dies in better conditions than most humans

>>551756613
get him grass OP

all this stuff your doing for him is strange to him,

build him shelter so he feels safe!

IF ALL THE NUMBERS IN MY POST ADD UP TO 47, YOU MUST PUT THE MOUSE IN A PLASTIC BAG THEN MICROWAVE IT

>>551756613
It was really fucking stressed out and almost had a heart attack, thinking it was going to die, let it chill out, put it in something it can't chew it's way out off.

Give it a day to recover, go to the nearest bush/hedge, leave it some seeds let it roam free.

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Here, OP. Have a nice wallpaper.

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>>551757878

>>551757450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCB05zXlLAs&list=RDdCB05zXlLAs#t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaTqrdZ_cgQ

I can't believe how much this thread is making my cry. I think it's reminding me of when my guinea pig had cancer, and it slowly slipped away after a chemo session in my arms, wrapped up in a blanket.

>>551757878
euthanize yourself

>>551757831
Agreed with this Anon.

>>551752317
OP, we have to think of a suitable burial or the like, just in case the worst does happen.


And some please archive this thread, in memory of Timmy.

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>>551756613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

>>551757978
>Timmy is a hero of war.

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>>551757878

>>551752317
just be careful op i wouldnt say kill it but set it free. it could have a disease op and im not fucking around with you.

>>551757140
;_;
>inb4 viking boat.

if he really is gonna die, please burry him in a small chest.

>>551758132
A soldier in the war of life.

OP take care of him please !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDE-EqSBIzQ
Moar music for Timmy
It is crucial that you softly brush his whiskers as he departs.

>>551758103
>>551757978
>>551757623
>>551757279
>>551756321
I think this music is affecting my feelings.

>>551756613
OPey is the biggest male-cunt in the history of /b/ or even whole existence

>>551752317
I wonder if he had a family.

Let it sleep in your bed, you take the couch.
In the morning say "You don't have to tell me what happened, but eat this" and hand it a bowlful of eggs.

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Noticed Tim seemed calmer now, no longer in shock

But breathing also became increasingly shallow

Realize Tim will be kill soon

Dim lights, turn on song for Tim: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fxGhyn2wW8

Softly stroke of his head with finger. Eyes both close now

End of song

feel side of mouse. Heartbeat no longer there

>no

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>>551756613
OP. I'm going to bed now. With such a nice feeling in my heart thanks to you. Thank you. So much. This got kinda rare here on /b/.

>>551758785
now he has one

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>this thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAIGb1lfpBw

>>551758849
>tim is kill
no

>>551752317
remember the black death? never forget

>>551758849

:(

Rip in Pepperonis Timmy 2014-2014

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>>551758365
Timmy the Anonymouse lives on kn the hearts of many.
6/17 never4get

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>>551758849

It's over /b/

May we all one day rest as he has now.

Now kill your fucking cat. I'm glad hunters in my country are allowed to kill cats if they leave their home.

OP, the sound of teardrops against my bed is something I haven't heard in a long, long time.
Thank you for making our hero's last moments happy.
God speed, Timmy.

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>>551758849

>>551758938
I've been softly crying for ten minutes now.

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>>551752317


Snap. Same thing happened to me and I dumped him in the thing with some misc. If he dies. He dies.

>>551752317
My childhood was spent pretty much taking care of mice that my cats brought in, very few survived. I'd cut them up once they died and see how they worked.

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>>551758849

>>551752317
Cervical dislocation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9Ww8RFJnH0

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>>551758849

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>>551758849
OP, it's fine. He had you with him when he really needed somebody. it's fine. I'm sure you'll even give him a nice little funeral. Nothing some /b/astards would suggest.

>>551758849
Thread made me remember all my old pets. Thanks OP and thank you Timmy. Bury him and put a small stone on his tiny grave.

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>>551758849
When brave little Tim finally does... you know...
play him this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcecVfch_KM
Then bury him nice and warm in the clothing you gave him under a nice big flower in the garden.
Then once a year have a drink and remember Tim.

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>>551758849
Shit....

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>>551758263
what the fuck is with thin skinned faggots being afraid of animals? Ever since I was a kid I never understood why people were so fucking afraid of animals just because some evil cooties MIGHT be on the animal. I have never heard of or read about ANYONE EVER getting sick from simply handling an animal. For fucks sake if you're that sheltered from the outside world that you're scared to pick up a wild animal the only joy you'll find in this world is from a loaded gun in your mouth.

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>>551758849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taymDw9bQqM

>>551752317
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtivSTZrezc

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>>551758849
TIMMY NOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE LOVE YOU TIMMY!!!

Good night Sweat Prince
R.I.P Timmy, you shall not be forgotten.

http://youtu.be/McV7pjwVFbE

>>551759232


This one is still lively. What do?

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>>551758849
Go easy Timmy.

>>551758849
We need an appropriate sending off to the afterlife.

>>551752317
Kill it an eat it. Your cat it trying to teach your dumb ass how to hunt for food.

>>551758849
your cat made /b/ sad. what do you have to say about that? also, post pic of cat.

>>551758849
>tim is kil
>no

>>551758849
RIP Timmy, you were far too good for this shitty, shitty world

>>551759564
see mine
>>551759416

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG5X8KhIHSE

Here Timmy, just in case you ain't into the sentimental lesbian stuff, I got some straight 80s new wave for your enjoyment.

Go out the Refn way, go out in Neon.

Go out in synth Timmy.

Godspeed

>>551759396
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl9WMIPzd6w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqT54C3pNpI

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>>551758849

Pet shopfag here:

Dim lights, leave timmy alone, water and food good, don't use shit like lettuce or it might give him the shits, try rice or pasta or better cereal.

Leave him alone, in a well ventilated environment and he will die from shock or live. if he lives, hit the pet shop and get decent bedding and some hamster food and shit like that. a 10 gallon tank with screen is fine, but put some shit to climb in in there. Do not use shit from outside or it will get mites. Might need to use puppy shampoo on it (DILUTED 1st!) to kill any mites on it now after a few days or a week (look for black or red tiny fuckers crawling on it). It's not going to make a good pet as it will jump across the damned room if you try to hold it and it'll move like fucking lightning. After a week of hospital care, turn it loose.

Having a drink to Tim
Then going to go squat some mad weight and lift heavy for Tim
Brawn for Tim


Goodbye Tim...

WE ARE LEGION
WE WILL NEVER FORGET

TIMMY 18-06-2014

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>>551758849

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZJ9xBvb41U

>>551758849
Shit, did not read all the way, he's dead. Sorry dude. Shit happens. Cats do that shit. Evil fuckers....

>>551755873
yup, this.
you think the cat's a bro - you give it catfood
cat thinks you're a bro - it brings you mice treats
thing is, the cats treats can fuck you up bigtime. it's probably already been mauled and injured by your cat at this point, lift the mousy gift with rubber gloves or some other means that avoids skin contact,
and end it's misery as fast as possible.
once it's dead, mouse can into space no problem and no one will feel bad about it, especially those SJW fags who'll rip your nuts off for no fucking reason.
>mouse space program, /b/lack ops division

>>551756321
Was this how it went?

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"Are you Angel?"

"No,"
Timmy said,
"I am but mouse."
#nvr4get

>>551760206
circle of life bitch

can't slay timmay

Everyone here, let's have a drink for Timmy !
Good night Timmy...

>>551758849

Shit, that really hit me for some reason. I hope that when I die I get to die in a comfortable environment like that. Fuck /b/, look at that fucking mouse. You can only wish you'll look that happy when you die.

Fuck.

>>551758849
See you, space mouse

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>Prepared little grave
>Checked Tim's pulse one last time but no pulse, feels cold and no breathing
>Feel sad
>Say goodbye
>Cat walks by, thinks wtf, but not blaming him and his nature
>Put flower on Tim's grave, little message

If you have a goodbye message to Tim, I'll put it there too.

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>>551758849
thanks op, at least someone who didn't send it to space or put it in a microwave.

>>551760601
Thats it man.. Thats fucking it

>>551760648
>2014-2014

>>551753564

Cheese is actually pretty fucking horrible for rodents. Peanut butter is way better for their digestive tract and nutritionally.

>>551758024
Suck my 15 inch dick you massive faggot

Kill yourself

>>551760648
Goodbye Tim, you were the best of us.

>>551760648
Timmy u were the mang

>>551760648
that´s cute. now post pic of cat dammit

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>>551760648
why did it have to end this way

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>>551760648

"Here lies Timmy, a mouse for all of life an inspiration for a moment, but a hero forever. Goodbye, and we are friends."

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This is the best fucking thread I have ever had the pleasure of being a part of that wasn't porn.
Godspeed and cheers Timmy.

Should the cat be punished for his gruesome crime?

>>551760648
You will never know the feels you brought. Thanks Timmy.

>>551760648
Rip in peace, Timmy... In that big ol' grassy field in the sky.

>>551753564
cum on it

Why is this thread still going? Tim died a whole half an hour ago.

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>>551760768
It works much better in mouse traps as well. They can just lift cheese off of the trap. PB give you a much higher kill rate because it sticks to the trap and mice seem much more attracted to it.

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He will never
leave our hearts or fade away
live forever
he was far to young to die in such a way

>>551752317
Somebody screencap

>>551760661
OP LAUNCH THE CORPSE OF OUR FALLEN HERO INTO SPACE

Thanks OP for not being a stupid guy. You've done your best.

Someone cap this to pass on Timmy's memory.

>>551760648
'The best laid plans of mice and men often go wrong'

>>551760648
You're a good man OP. The finest of the faggots.

>>551761041
crime of making /b/ sad? this cat is awesome!

>>551758849
op i luv you

>>551761041
Aye, the cat most be punished.
Who's with me say Aye

Goodbye Tim,
'Once a mouse,
Attacked by a cat from a house,
Fought bravely for his life
To survive the feline inflicted strife,
Oh Timmy you were so beautiful
And I know you were probably so dutiful
Banging the hottest little mice ladies,
And taking care of all your little mouse babies,
Timothy, with you goes
The very best of me...'
Rest in peace little buddy

>>551760648
6/17/14 the day timmay passed and b/ remembered edges arent actually cool

RIP in pieces brah

>>551760648
"The briefest lights shine brightest"
RIP Timmy

i drank bleach after reading this.......I'M COMING TIM!!!!

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>>551760648
RIP Tiny Tim.

>>551761279
Nay

Not our role to avenge the mouse.

>>551761408
kek

We knew you all too briefly. RIP in peace, dear Tim.

>>551761317
nice brah

screencap this thread now someone

>>551761317

Thanks dude, it's nice

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"Timmy... had a hard life."
"He needs some time to rest."

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>>551753363
laughed way too hard at this

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TIMMY I HARDLY KNEW YA ;_;

>>551761041
I vote for nothing extreme, how about OP dumps a cup of water on the cat?

Or maybe just a quick hit from a toilet paper roll.

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>>551752317

>This thread

This song is 100 percent entirely appropiate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN-Y_d7g5EQ

>>551757978
Chemotherapy for a fucking hamster!?!?!?! Jesus, where I'm from we put animals down easy: 9mm ammo costs about 36 cents a round

The King of /b/.
May he rest in peace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T5unM0YpDY

>>551762082
WOW you must be so fun to hang out with!

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>>551762042

"Timmy. Living a lie."

>>551760648
Timmy taught me to love again.

Rest in peace, little buddy.

We must forever remember this thread and repost it forever and ever

>>551762230
>muh sides

>>551762384
Amen.
6/17/2014. Never forget.

>>551752317
post the fucking cat allready!

http://youtu.be/XdofmoYcJNE
RIP

>>551760648

rip timmytim

Go and stroke your pets, /B/. Make sure that you appreciate them until the end.

>>551757717
my god so much faggotry

rip in peace

timmy lives on in all of us

>>551752317
put on dick give it one last fuck godbye

>>551760648
next time your cat brings you a mouse, kill it directly infront of your cat. bite it's neck.
i know that sounds weird but that way you cat wants to teach you to hunt because it thinks you're too stupid.
it's how they do it with their kittens.
if you cat sees you can so it/learned it she will stop to bring you mice.

>>551760648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX5VCY28_Xo

>>551762695
You seem like a guy who was not allowed to have pets so he got a goldfish instead and someone flushed it through the toilet.

>>551762190
>>551762082
I'm a riot! Seriously though, I don't want any animal to suffer. Quick and painless. Our little Timmy hereis enduring a painful, slow death. Even those fucked up savage islamist fuckheads put their enemies down with headshots

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>>551758849

>>551752884
this

>>551762669
k

>>551760648
Why i read
>"while he found the penis"

>>551753564
back is broken i think, it will die by the day, u should crush head straight, to end its suffer

>>551758849
you shouldn't have kept fucking with it it could have recovered but yur a faggot.

>>551762669
wtf is /B/ faggot?

>>551762876
if by headshot u mean cutting the head off with a dull machete then yes

>>551760648
Sory i poseted edgy comments i diden't know you would be killl
>goodnight sweet prince

>get home from work
>get on /b/
>see thread
>"tim is kill"
>no

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>>551752317
Keep it in small box/container with airholes. Add some shredded newspaper for bedding. Keep him over night and he'll calm down, then release where your cat can't find him.

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Thank you. I'm sure Tim smiles down on all of you.

Goodnight, sweet prince.

>>551752317
Damn this makes me sad... Am I a faggot?

>>551758849
Oh dear god no

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>>551763291
Certainly. Not for this, but certainly.

>>551763371
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>>551758849
rolling for Viking Funeral pls

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...

>>551752317
It's Ok when a pet does this, it's wrong when people does it

>>551763220
Thanks OP, thanks for sending the messages to our little friend tonight.

>>551759236
did you ever figure out how mice work? I've wondered for a while but mice are tough to come by where I live

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>>551758849
Fuck this gay earth

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>>551762837

This.

I had to do this with my cat. It brought me a small bird that was flipping the fuck out and bleeding all over the place chirping it's tiny feathery ass off. Clearly in pain and distress. Broken wing, mangled leg, deep lacerations.

I'd had enough of my cat trying to teach me how to hunt so I gripped the bird in my hand and crushed the absolute shit out of it until it popped and crunched inches away from my cat's face. I used my other hand to hold my cat's neck scruff to keep it from running away.

Then I tossed the mangled pile of chirpy bullshit in front of him on the couch and he hasn't brought me any more fucking murder presents. He no longer questions my capability to kill shit.

Cats are fucked in the head.

>>551763220
you're a legend op
when you sadly past we'll hold a thread like this in your honour.

5-17-2014
The day /b/ feels toghether

>>551763220
Timmy will live on in our hearts. His life had an impact he could never know. The last moments of his life were surrounded by care and gentle love...Shine On You Crazy Diamond.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clsBpAoWIC0

>>551763220
cool ass dude/10
people like you are the reason humanity will thrive

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Goodbye, sweet Timmy

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rip

>>551759473
Fucking this
Kids are taught hygiene and drilled with precaution about wild animals because kids aren't smart yet, and are apt to get bit or put hands in mouth after touching animals or feces.

Then when they're adults, they hike up their skirts and scream at the sight of animals, instead of stopping and reevaluating the lesson and surmising that bodily fluid interaction has to take place for most communicable diseases.

new Timmy remorial thread?

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>>551763220
"Come on you target, for far away laughter...come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr and shine!"

;_;7

As life goes

His was short. Ours are long. Nothing remains forever.

When he goes, we must remember that our memories of his remain strong, and until all of us here leave this world, he will remain.

This thread may 404, but Tim will love on. In our hearts, in our minds, and on our backs

TIM LIVES ON.

>>551763220

Thanks a lot OP, you deserve all the pets and love that exists

>>551752317
Get a shallow bowl ow water and roll him around in it. Or just poor some water on him. Snaps them out of shock pretty quick.

>>551755246
I'm shocked. Someone on the internet who doesn't have their head way up their ass

>>551763220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=217JOBWTolg

Now we should party. It's what Timmy would've wanted.

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This got to me on a spiritual level

Please see attached video. Timmy may be gone, but he is still with us in spirit.
>Hang high
>Soft rock star

I wonder where his wife and son are.

>>551759062
pic has wrong d8 m8

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>>551752317

yeah, anon, it's a mouse

you should probably kill it (it will most likely die anyway after being "handled" by your pussycat)

asking /b/ what to do with vermin?

optionally, then, since you "want" typical /b/ reactions:

1. life it up by the tail, open your mouth really really wide (you may have to unhinge it to get the full "gape" going, then lower it down into your gullet and swallow it whole...since one mouse won't be enough, go hunting for more if your cat hasn't brought back more...you'll pass the small hairball later, but most of the bones will pass through your short, carnivourous gi tract, op

2. put it into an airless bell jar and watch over the next three days as it first bloats, then ruptures, while the bacteria already trapped in it's digestive tract quickly do the initial decomp...allowing flies access to lay eggs will also help the process along, as the fly maggots will quicly progress to the final instar before becoming adult flies

3. gut it, skin it, cook it flash skillet fry and eat the little, good-quality meat in front of your house cat, while it licks its lips and wonders why you're being so cruel, then tan and cure the mouse hide and stretch it out, sewing it onto your cellphone case as a furry fashion accessory (the cured tail can be refashioned as a handle, right?)

4. dip it in kerosene, force additional kerosene or lighter-fluid naptha down its throat, with a rag wick, then light it and throw it through your frenemy's window, then run like hell before the firemen and police department are alerted and discover molotov mouse has torched the place

5. leave the damn thing in your cat's food dish--it killed it, now it can damn well eat it and clean it up for you...if you don't feed the ungrateful bugger for a day or two, it will get hungry enough and start chowing down, i mean, right?

6. look up a reanimation spell in the ars magicorum (fifth edition, 1925), under the heading 'necromancy'...bring it back, anon

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>>551760648
Good night sweet prince.

>>551764690
Forgot attached video. Shit:
http://youtu.be/U7lSn4RNqes?t=2m45s

Rest in peace little Timmy, for you may not know us, we did care for you, and OP cared for you till your final breathe, we love you Timmy, may you find eternal bliss and you shall be in our hearts forever.

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>>551758849
T-Timmy...

timmy is just the begginnign

>>551764746
It took you all that time to be edgy, and we've already moved on.

So fuck off, you're the real vermin here. Timmy doesn't deserve this kinda shit from you.

A week ago I found a tiny young mouse in the garden, chasing after the water drops of a hose. I gave it water, and some cereal (of which it picked certain pieces to eat).
Holidays started at the time, and it doesn't have a fur color that occurs naturally in these parts, so I guess someone just discarded it.
Anyway, by now it has a proper cage, a little self made wood house, and building/nesting material and proper littering (thick layer of wood chips).
Out of toilet and kitchen paper rolls I made junctions, which I fill up with wood chips and a little bit of food.
It really loves digging through these. It's also not afraid of anyone, and will happily climb on your hand and all over you.

I guess I have a new pet.

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>>551764574
Agreed. Requesting bitches and drank.

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why god? why?!

>>551758849
R.I.P. in peace Timmy. Now give it a proper burial

youdensemotherfuckers.jpg

I don't think you should feel good about yourself for taking a crippled wild animal and moving it around, likely hurting it more, and stroking it's head and thus inducing fear and pain during its last moments. Next time this happens mercifully and quickly crush the poor fucker.

tl;dr Nothing noble happened here, a bunch of retarded children encouraged another to torture a dying mouse

>>551760648
God dammit, OP. It's my birthday tomorrow and you got me crying over a mouse I don't even know, yet I feel as though I've known him my whole life.

>>551765171
unlike when he would have microwaved it like other mentally ill people here

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RIP in peace Timmy.

this is your last warning! post pic of cat or i will sage

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This thread. The amount of pansy in this thread.
It's just a wild mouse for fuck sake. Stomp on it and throw it into the ditch.

>>551758849
i dont like these feels
but they all i got
no tim
you live on now
you live now forever

>>551765407
Empathy is a human emotion, edgemaster.

>>551765037
>Timmy doesn't deserve this kinda shit from you.

this

naming vermin

misplaced empathy

straining at gnats and swallowing camels

it's a flarking MOUSE

mouse
mouse
mouse
mouse
mouse

deal, don't let your love-life be taken over by rodents

these are the rodent equivalent of dead baby jokes, anon

m-o-u-s-e

>>551760648
"Pretty fuckin' rad"

>>551765171
OP covered it in a blanket for warmth, played soothing music, gave it food, stroked it carefully and was probably quiet. He stayed with him until his time had come. OP +1 and Timmy +2, I will certainly never forget him. Goodnight sweet prince Timmy.

RIP, Timmy..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqtaKkvCFaQ

>>551765407
you don't understand...it wasn't just the mouse, anon.

mouse on pooper pls

>>551765494
And that's the wrong thing to do, and likely what caused him to succumb to injury.

This also wouldn't have happened if OP didn't let his fucking cat outside to eat shit.

>>551763220
"Timmy was KIA. We all love you Timmy. You were a beautiful creature."

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>>551765485
>flarking
>being this mad about people being empathetic
How does it feel to be an edgy 12 year old?

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>>551763220
Rest peacefully you beautiful creature.

>>551765485
see
>>551765621

>>551763696
Lol

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made this for you guys. 10,000 hrs in paint. I know someone could do better, but this story tugged on my heart strings. the poem is an anon from this thread

>>551752317


so can we get picture your sexy cute cat now?

>>551765485
>it's a flarking MOUSE

>What is a heart
Timmy wasn't just any ordinary mouse. He was a martyr. A hero. An inspiration. If you can't comprehend, you deserve to be killed.

Also, you're an edgy faggot so shut the fuck up and go study for your high school finals.

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>>551752317
We all seem to be forgetting that technically it was OP's fucking bastard cat that murdered Timmy in the first place

KILL YOUR CAT OP

>>551765991
it's about the effort you put into it. Thanks.

People. What you don't understand is that this thread isn't just about a mouse, it's about a mouse which brought us all together, made us sad, made us cry and made us remember together. This thread isn't just about the mouse anymore. It's about the legacy that it left on us.

>>551765701
It's the cat's nature can't blame the cat for what it did.
Succumb to injury..., no letting it loose back into the wild was a better idea /sarcasm. Also inb4 taking him to a vet, OP would've been too late.

>>551766150
It's in his nature. You can't expect his cat to NOT kill the mouse.

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>>551765480
Edgemaster. You sure told me off there.

It's just a brown mouse.
Also empathy is the capacity to simply recognize emotions that are being experienced by another, idiot. Not feeling sorry for common vermin like a bitch.

>>551765701
wrong reply sorry anon
>>551765760
see >>551766368

>>551758938
couldnt keep it together at that

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>>551765991
This actually made me feel.
Fuck you.

>>551765407
take your homo angst elsewhere newfag

>>551763220
If you're still there OP, please write my message down.

''Good evening, Expand_Dong!''

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>>551765991
coolbrah detected

>>551755005
BOX! Also I think you should let him sleep and give him some vegetables.

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>>551766654
Please OP "Number #1 on /b/ and #1 in our hearts"

>>551752317
>Grab the mouse by it's paws and slowly raise it above your head
>keep arms straight
>while lifting chant "Dema-ratika" over and over
>once arms are straight up shout the chant
>The rat-devil should appear to take the sacrifice
>congrats, you've earned a wish

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I think as this thread comes to a close, it is time to leave Timmy be and salute his life, reflect, think, and pray for our friend, Timmy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=hCOtmqSTCk0#t=46

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>>551766595
/x was new when I began posting. Kill yourself.

rip in piece

>>551766479
we're sorry for having feelings and shit

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>>551767024