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Faces of /b/, no fedoras edition

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Faces of /b/, no fedoras edition
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>>551311871
>>>/soc/

You incredible faggot
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>>551312295
me next, faggot
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>>551311871
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>>551313354
americunt
>>551311871
nice looking euro guy good morning
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back form thread
19 year old virgin here
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>>551313252
>>551311871
>>551313354
Why cant you people go to >>>/soc/ theres an entire board for this gay shit.
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>>551311871
>im a girl btw
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>data mining newfags from a surveillance state edition
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>>551313948
>>551314130

I'm american ya panzy
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>>551314370
>pic related
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>>551313354

Can i fuck you in that crack riddled mouth of yours? also post a picture of you sucking on a banana or pickle.
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>>551314468
Jesus H. Christ Henry, where do you get off?
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>>551314130
we're ??upo? /b/ ©

do what we want
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>>551314370
not talking about you ugly faggot
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sup /b/?
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>>551314730

On imgsrc.ru
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Just stop
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This is me.
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>>551314968
Sup SandNigger
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yep.
Turn up 4chan
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>>551311871
Sup bitchez
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>>551314968
Mexican actually.
Hmm not much better but oh well.
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>>551315461
Oops meant to link here.>>551315145
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>>551314895
goddamn pedophile
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>>551315252
Apparently you look like teeth, try not to feel offended
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me. late and half drunk.
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femanon here xD
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>>551314047
i'd dick u so u wont be a virgin ever again c:
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>>551315148
Fight me IRL faggot
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>>551316746

What ethnicity are you?
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>>551314047
>>551314047
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ITT: P[ is posting faggots from /soc/
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>>551316930

puerto rican
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>>551316746

Are you a trap? You look like a trap/trans.
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>>551316746
What's up MelanieBear?
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haven't shave in a while
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>>551316623

Now this is what I want 4channers to look like.

>>551315252

This is what I loath, and what I believe most currently look like
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>>551311871
Aaron?
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>>551317206
nope not a trap or trans, born female ._.
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>>551317334
Yep, been here awhile, guy.
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>>551317404

You have an andy face.

I'd still fuck that.

6/10
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>>551317576
if you say so xD guess its a bad pic if i look like a tap,
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>>551315148
nigger
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>>551317576
I have pics of her goodies
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>>551315148
canadian actor?
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>>551316623
You look like Zack Galifianakis and Louis c.k. put together.
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>>551317687

(andy meaning androgynous)
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8 in the morning, been out all night on drink and coke, feeling rough. be gently /b/
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>>551317802

Shit faggot

post em

>>551318006

Get some definition on that face man.

Right now you're a 5/10, but I feel great potential in you
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>>551317904
Could be much worse.
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>>551314130
i wasnt being serious you retarded fuck
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>>551318185
great potential to wear a sweatervest and be a supreme gentleman that is
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>>551318185
mouth closed i look chubby, mouth a bit open i have a longer face, im baby faced and i hate it
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>>551318348
im going that way, i hate women as it is so soon to go down in the history books with rodge
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>>551318590
10/10 would call a noob in dota for feeding
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>>551318331

Someone's buttsuffering

>>551318348

lelelellelelellelelelel so fanny

>>551318396

Sucks to be you. You might be able to lessen the babby face by working out, but meh. Some people just can't fix themselves.

Also contacts and a shorter haircut might help
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>>551317934
well I suppose it relates since Im bisexual? i like females more though
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>>551318185
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>>551318656
blyat
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The creep look, just to round it off
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I don't actually own any hats.
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>>551318770
BONER!
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>>551318590

Jesus get some fucking cream for that acne

Otherwise I hope you cover that shit up

Hairstyle: 3/10

Nose: 4/10

Overall: 4.5/10

I could see you getting laid, but you'd have to put in the extra mile
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>>551318674
hairs long atm, was meant to get it cut about 2 weeks ago but i just cba. work out would probs help a bit but i think i just need to wait till im older, im only 18 atm i have hope, i dont suit contacts, cheers for the help/advice
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>>>/soc/
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>>551318818

you a challenger?
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>>551318770

Amazing.

If you're actually looking to become more attractive, I feel like a clean shave, including the head, would do you a world of good with the ladies.

Beards like yours may be cool as fuck, but they'll get you nowhere with the ladies
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>>551318702
>>551318702
you sound like you'd like

youshouldtits
dot com

girls hang out there, and you get to see tits

you're welcome /b/ro
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>>551318964
Then it wouldn't be the faces of /b/, would it, you insufferable faggot, you?
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literally hitler
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no fedora here. and i have had a shower an the last 12 hours
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>>551319191
beautiful anon, 9/10 would turn gay for
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>>551313354
lol devildogs, online later?
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>>551318818

I'm not good at asians. They all have same-facey in a good way to me, so I'll do my best.

Your nose is your worst feature. Other than that, I'd rate you a solid 5.5-6/10
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Go back to /soc/ you faggots.
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>>551319203
It's not about the fedora on your head, it's the fedora in your heart.
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>>551318895
Yeah, my skin is shit.

Apart from the acne I can easily get laid.
Being pretty doesn't matter nearly as much for guys as it does for women. Faggot.
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>>551319253
You're not the first to say that. I've also been told I have raccoon eyes.
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>>551319038
Married happily 18 years, no interest in that, and spend the last severl years in the army, i will never shave again. beard was to my waist before enlistment, as far as attractive, im a powrlifter, so i dont mind the little extra chub either. appreciate the advice though
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>>551318818
come cam
> femanon
> cams
> .com
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>>551317279
>Telstra
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>>551319203

You score points on the artsy scale, so you could probably score chicks with that look.

In terms of brotractiveness, I'd probably share a beer and philosophize with you

In terms of general attractiveness, I would change the look completely.

But not bad, 5.5-6/10
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>>551311871
So many of these threads up at the moment.
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hey guys, appreciatin the lack of fedoras, keep up the good work
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>im a girl btw
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>>551319459

Your smile doesn't seem real. Seems really forced. Fix that, and I'd bump you up to a 6.5

Your eyes seem fine. Better than a lot of Asians I've met.
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>>551319703
6.5/10. I like greasy-ass guidos.
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>>551319487
Thank you :]
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>>551316623
Now we're talking. THIS is a /b/ face.
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>>551319704
*whistles and catcalls*
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old photo
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>>551319704
Dem tits they want to get out.
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>>551319703
That's a good hairstyle. Your eyes seem like you haven't slept in days

6.5/10
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>>551319467

wut?
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so fun to see different people
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>>551318763
wut.
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>>551319778
Never been called a greasy ass guido before, interesting.
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>>551319247
Assuming that's sarcasm, you really wouldn't believe the number of gay dudes I have hitting on me

It's gotten to the point where I'm being offered money... to let someone suck my dick
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>>551319717
hardwell/10
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>>551319829
*turns around and starts quoting some bullshit tumblr text post about rape culture or something like that*
(thank you)
>>551319867
i just asked them and they said they're good where they are
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Fuck it. Drunk and messy but I'll bite.
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>>551318767
whatever the fuck that means
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>>551319948
im not even being sarcastic, your ridiculously goodlooking and i'd have a secret affair with you in which i would not tell my friends and feel conflicted inside about the whole situation considering im mostly straight
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>>551319861

How the fuck are we supposed to know which one you are

Also you were pointing us to /soc/ now you're posting in the thread?

fuck off
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3am here, what's up nignogs
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>>551311871
>>551313252
3blazed5u
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I want to have sex with these female /b/tards. Nasty style in a mcdonalds. Skeet on the drink fountain. Fucking epic porn.

I'm not joking.

[email protected]
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>>551319978
who is that, pornostache without his mustache? looks like it could be pornostache without his mustache.
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>>551314047
lets see your dick
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>>551319882

You seem like a natural 6/10. With makeup on, I could see that going up a lot.

You also look like someone who wouldn't be a bitch. Which is a huge plus.
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WHO IN THE FUCK ALLOWS A PRIDE PARADE ON /B/
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>>551320182
not bad i see potential
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every time I post in these threads I get called a nigger.

pls /b/ no h8
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didnt slept last night but still on the run
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>>551319487
what should i do to make it better?
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>>551320385
nigger
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>>551320181
i'm the guy with the dreads and you have me mistaken with a different ID m8. also nude of the grl in pic
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>>551320385
You look more mestizo... nigger.
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>>551320398
actual nigger
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>>551320385
You're a dirty nigger.

Also, you would look so much fucking better without that hair. Get a real haircut you goddamn hippy. I don't care if your social anxiety stops you from going to the hairdresser, get yer mam to do it if that's what it takes.

Long hair on guys is generally bad. Like, BAD.
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>>551319459
Bravo, you look cute.

Alright, I'll join in this unabashed narcissism.
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>>551320171
'blyat' is a Russian swearword.
I was taking the role of a Russian doto player.
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>>551320385
you're very attractive! i'm biased because i love long hair on dudes but still. good for you homie, congrats on your face, go out and find yourself a cute gf with nice hair and matching piercings. i believe in you.
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Look at me mom, I'm anon but here's muh face! Show me your anon face too! Let's be anon together!
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>>551319459
the plus of being asian is it's hard to have a bad face.
you look cute.
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Yup
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>>551320356
thanks! yeah with makeup I look better whoops
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hey yall
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>>551320506
>nude
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>>551320232
Idk how I forgot to post a pic..
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Jersey master race reporting in
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God Damn. Redbeard speaking here. never realized how fucking huge my nose is before right now. maybe the ambien is distorting it as i look at it.
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>>551320716
you look smaked
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I'll bite
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>>551320456

Beard looks fine. Looks like you take time to trim it.

I'm not a fan of the long hair. Might just be personal, but I think it makes guys look less like "alpha males", as much as I fucking hate that terminology.

You also look like you could afford to slim down a few pounds.
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>>551320639
Holy fuck, it's Tommy Wiseau! Your movies are terrible.
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>>551320716
i like men now
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>>551320846
smaked?
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>>551320851

7/10

Good goatee, decent haircut, not too out of shape
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sup beta nerds, you better watch yourself because there's a new alpha in town, and it's me
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>>551320991
smaked meaning you smoked an 8th of bud in a blunt to the face
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>>551320884
thanks anon. i have been working on loosing the lbs. run 30 mins every morning
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>>551320737
Would face fuck all the way back to /soc/ where you belong
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>>551320356
dude do me, i need help with appearance stuff/need advice on what looks good on me and what doesn't because no one ever gives me a straightforward answer >>551319704
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Hold on bro, let me steal an image from one of my Facebook friends. Hell, I might even grab a pic from Google.
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>>551320930
I guess that's a compliment
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>>551319704
>>551321153

Need a better pic. Can't tell your hairstyle that well, and face is JPG'd to hell and back.
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>>551321178
yeah
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>>551314047
Oh my god you're fucking cute.
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>>551321092
ALL HAIL ALPHA TARDSPAZMMMM
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>>551321103
Funny thing is I don't even smoke weed, I just drink heavily and don't get enough sleep...
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>>551320385
Dominic?
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>>551311871
Rate me /b/ros
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>>551321092

4.5/10
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>>551316623
Stereotypical /b/ face, good job
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>>551321381
>>551321092
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>>551321338
this is also bad quality but here ya go
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>>551321418
maybe you should smoke weed, its healthier thank drinking and it helps you sleep
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>>551320906
Tommy Wisaeu? That's a new one.
Last time it was Jason Isaacs.
What is that psychological term where people tend to associate a person's personality with a celebrity they slightly resemble?
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>>551320594
actualy both of my parents are white and from germany
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>>551316746
Edgy spic.
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>>551321516
>>551321338
>>551321153
>>551319704
TITS OR GTFO
god /b/ is full of so much cancer these days
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>>551321438
one sexy mofo right here
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>>551317072
my name is ryan
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>>551321516
7/10 would drink and get stoned with then try it on with you and get rejected or dont try at all and feel like shit dont change anything you look good.

and also if your dick is as tall as the picture says you should have no trouble at all
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>>551321656
thanks?
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Im jumping in here faggots!
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rate me
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>>551321671
shush im tryna learn how to a) not look like a dyke and b) not look like an emo dyke
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/b/ is so fucking dead it's not even funny.
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>>551321638
mixed race?
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>>551311871
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>>551321759
I have no idea what is going on in this photo, but I like it.
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>>551321556
Never been a fan of it, I'll do mushrooms/mdma/cocaine long before I smoke more weed, no idea why, just feel like a lazy stoner I guess
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>>551320179
>>551319948
>>551319247
>>551319191
Nigga aint that sexy
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>>551321516

Better.

You've already got a good face. Easy 6/10, got that cute going on and shit.

Your eyeshadow and lipstick is a mess though. It's too heavy, stark contrast to the rest of your face. Apply it lighter. Your eyes and lips want to be a part of your face, not the focus of your face.

I still can't really determine hair, but from what I can see it seems to be really poofy. Now, with your face, that could be good in a 1960's way, or that could be bad in a why-hasn't-she-managed-that-hairdo kind of way.
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please be kind.
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r8 me /b/
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Yeah, the faux hawk, going for the douche look ATM.
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>>551321923
serj plz
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>>551321836
i think you look great the way you are, i feel you tho people say i look like a scene or emo kid -_-
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[Intentionally casual comment]
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>>551321838
this site get worse every month, and I just came back from a 3 month break
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i'll fight everyone in this thread

winner gets AOL. the best there ever was, the best there will ever be
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>>551321757
youre a cutie pie. i like you

>>551321771
why do you look so sad?
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do your worst /b/
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yo
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>>551322003
You fucking succeeded. 2/10. You look like fat, unsuccessful Tony Hawk.
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>>551320737
lol. You're pathetic
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>>551322017
fuck off white knight

>>551321836
post them or leave
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>>551321996

Lose weight. You seem to have decent fashion and hair sense already.

Find an aerobics class or something, just lose weight.
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I'll bite
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>>551321982
i do prefer cocaine once in a while but weed is good if you cant sleep, or want to be lazy lol
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>>551321996
i like you
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>>551321996
man/10
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>>551322014
And here I thought you would be honored.
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>>551322094
yo trap ?
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>>551322094
those eyes hnnnnnnnnng
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>>551322181
Exfoliate your forehead ffs
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>>551321996

cute/10
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Maniquas
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>>551321997
supreme gentleman/10
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>>551322181
My god man, fix your acne and you'd be alright
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>>551318006
i've been super duper trashed on drink and coke tooooo. fuck u.
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>>551322058
Self conscious about my smile
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>>551322281
you'll have to sing me a song before i believe its the real you /b/ro
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>>551322003

You too. You can't pull off a douchebag look with that kind of poundage on you. Lose pounds, gain attractiveness points. 4/10 for now.

>>551322070

Your hair does not match your beard. Nothing matches your beard. Trim it or shave it. 4/10.

At least you have a decent haircut.

>>551322094

Big fan of freckles. Nice long hair. Cute face.

7/10
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>>551322302
nope
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>>551322094
hi
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>>551322181
i have like 5 unopened boxes of proactive ill mail that shit to you. /b/ro
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Me
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rate me. i drink 4 proteins a day. i snort raw eggs and do 10 hours of pilates backwards. my dick is bigger than my belly button
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>>551322058
T.Hanks Denver bro
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>>551318770
Brian Posehn? Is that really you?
>>
>>551318006
are you a russian lesbian or what, man?
>>
>>551322449
that smile just made you look a lot better
>>
>>551322330
>>551322404
I try so damn hard, I've been using benzoyl peroxide cream, anti-bacterial scrub, prescription medication for at least a year.
>>
>>551322449
u are as fat as a whalte
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>>551322449
Should be self-conscious about your weight first.
Also trim that beard.
Also hoodie is too baggy.
Also what a boring haircut.

3/10
>>
>>551311871
Try harder newfag..
>>
>>551322514
how come you saved that one?
>>
>>551322514
really nice fucking face, lips and eyes are perfect, good hair thick and long. now stop attention whoring or get your tits out
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>>551322025
Forgot pic
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>>551321963
why is your hand on your neck and your face saying, "w-welp, h-here I go !" stop being insecure or I'll call you names while I throttle your asshole you salty faggot
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>>551314047

i'm still here
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>>551322543
>>
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Some say I look like Shaggy from Scooby-doo, but I don't see it.
>>
>>551322565

7.5/10

Getting a masculine vibe. Which is awesome.

>>551322682

What a weak comment. Not even gonna rate that was so pathetic.
>>
>>551322587
haha, its better than nothing right?

>>551322514
>>551322094
Didnt see ID's whoopsie
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>>551322607
You shower everyday too? The key is consistency.
>>
>>551322656
someone posted that picture, not posting multiples
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>>551311871
Leggo.
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>>551322476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEkQR9Wzock
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>>551322514
wouldworryaboutwhetheryouwerelegalafterbanging/10
>>
>>551321759
I'd say your valves look good and you probably have a nice tone. You would look good in a mid-sized city symphony. Just be careful those naked dipshits.
>>
>>551322508
Damn your cute 8/10, lack of tits tho :(
>>
>>551322449
Why does this keep happening

>>551322614
Agreed, I've lost 105 pounds so far.

>>551322621
I feel ya
>>
>>551322514
I'll bite. You are very perdy, but don't let it go to your head. Very perdy eyes.
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>>551322514
>>551322094
Idk, i have a Cute folder and your pic went straight into it.

posted this pic before, it's gettin old but cba snap another one right now.
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>>551322607
Sometimes all that shit just doesnt work, I tried everything too, sometimes you have to look at the interior of the body. What you're eating/drinking etc. Best thing you can do is try and pretend it doesn't exist.
>>
>>551322817
Hey

Hey Brandon

Lose some weight bud
>>
>>551321996
I'd KIND of like to shoot my ban batter all over that face.
>>
>>551322748
i dont see it ether bro
>>
only pic i have of me. the fuck im carrying was about 250 and clocking 184 on a bad day
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>>551322565

You have an awesome smile.

would bang/10
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>>551322514
maybe it´s the shadow + photoshop but would say 9/10

i hardly believe thats you
>>
>>551322921
>>551322640
Oops, replied to myself.
>>
>>551322807
most, weekends usually not. With the benzoyl peroxide and the anti bacterial stuff you can't use it consistently without serious irritation akin to sunburn i.e. peeling skin, dry texture, redness
>>
not trying.
>>
>>551322926
Or yknow, cover it up with makeup

Shit isn't just for the ladies yknow
>>
>>551322748
Dyrus/10
>>
>>551322932
Shit is hard man.
I'm workin' on it.
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>>551322204
Dis be you
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>>551322819
nice one serj, keep up the shit work!
>>
>>551321986
i have naturally curly hair but thank the lord it doesnt poof
i agree with the makeup thing 110% tho, thank you!
that was v helpful :)
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>>551323102
Dyrus?
>>
kinda trying
>>
>>551323083
It shows.

Lose weight, get a better haircut.
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>>551322785
aite
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>>551311871
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Faces of /b/? Nice try nsa!
To everyone who participated in this data mining operation I feel bad for you. use your brains.
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>>551323138
always
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>>551323102
kek
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>>551323190
It's a LoL pro player, you look like him.
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>>551322279
i'm not a man.
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>>551322592
Also thanks!
>>
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me going for orgasm face
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>>551322538

how big is your earing?
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>>551311871
hey qts

[spoiler];^)[/spoiler]
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>>551323303

No, apparently you're a whale.
>>
>>551322434
why fuck me man? its a nice feeling
>>
>>551323190
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=dyrus
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>>551323136
damn not me but I wish
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>>551323303
Men can have tits.
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Any other Israelis here?
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>>551322921
awwwww sheittt i didnt know i was in a folder
i feel special
>>551323046
it's me but in very cool toned lighting
>>551323327
hawt.
>>
>>551323293
That's intresting, didnt know he existed till now.
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>>551322514
I'd springboard my dick off your lips and slam it down on your forehead

Once you fall asleep, I'll poop in your closet
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>>551322961
is it weird i take that as a compliment?
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>>551323385
lulz!
>>
>>
>>551319882


not trying to seem like a faggot or anything, but youre probably the only person in this thread that id legitimately love to make out with

>its the lips
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this is me, whats up /b/
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>>551323554
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>>551318006
omg u r so hardcore #yolo
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>>551323535
k.
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>>55132
you look like u will be shooting up a shool soooon
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>>551323303
i find this attractive. i would like full view please.
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>>551322785
I do lift but only to keep healthy. not going for bro status. Alot of my extracurricular activities keep me fit.

>>551323012
thanks Anon
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>>551323554

You got that hipster shit going on. 6/10 on that.

Take better care of your facial hair. If it's not growing in strong, it's usually not worth keeping.

Overall not bad though.
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>>551311871

anyone else outside this morning?
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>>551323303
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I replied to you because you're a female /b/tard, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
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>>551314047

haha aww dis pup......
>>
>>551323485
Right here mate
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>>551323661
hmmm no.
>>
>inb4 kill urself fgt
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>>551323358

6 mil
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>>551323485
fuck israel! fake wanabe judahs
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>>551322514
Miss Jones, glad to see you're a /b/tard
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>>551323726
10/10

This tastes just like mamma used to make in the old country.
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>>551323726
kek
you'll be in the kitchen often with this one
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>>551323609
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>>551313354
Would wrestle to the ground, pin and down rape. Would cuddle with after

>>551316746
Would you let you mount me and choke me until you were satisfied

>>551318818
I love Asian women.. they'll do any fetish you want. Would you lay on top of me in a bathtub and try to drown me? I'll marry you if you do.

>>551319704
Would make passionate and sweet sex with

>>551319882
Wanna wrestle?

>>551320758
lol filename

>>551321516
Again, filename

>>551322094
You too.. wanna wrestle?

>>551322514
Calling this one out.. fake..
>>
>>551322514
>4chan filename
You tried.
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>>551323806

Kill yourself.

Alternatively, you look like you'll grow into a better look. You look young as fuck in this picture.
>>
Most of these dwell on /soc/ daily. This migration is probably due to people not giving a shit about seeing the same old bland average people day in and day out. Do a jigsaw, take a jog, get fit, fuck you cunts.
>>>/soc/
>>551323303
You're fat though
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>>551323303
Good god release those tatas !
>>
>>551323554
qt would bang/10
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>>551316623

i'm dying at the obvious reflection of himself in his glasses....... hilarious for some reason.......
>>
>>551323482
believe what you wanna believe.

>>551323385
yes, im fat. i don't care, im better than any one you could get anyway.

>>551322356
>>551322249
thank you for being nice :)
>>
>>551323582
thank you :-)
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>>551311871
ur weak
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>>551322070
Actually pretty good but either shave your beard or get a different haircut. I'd go with the latter, you got the beard thing really workin' for you.
7-8/10, would not mind being pegged by.
>>551322449
your smile is fine, but lose a bit a weight, and get a better haircut.
>>551322538
dem lashes
7/10
>>551322543
lel
lose the aviators and the shitty photoshop and the arrogance and you'd look good
>>551322565
yum. get an ear pierced. 8.75/10
>>551322682
Don't sleep for a few days or contract bad allergies to get shiners and you'll get the whole psychotic look going on.
>>551322748
You look like faggy from roody-poo, and not even in a good way.
>>551322817
wideface/10
>>551322921
Smile a bit wider and get your eyebrows thinned and you got some good shit going on mayne. 8.5/10
>>551323083
eww
4/10
>>551323215
still eww 4/10
>>551323303
Really? I thought men had boobs??? :confused:
>>551323375
eh
6.5-7/10
>>551323485
u red
>>551323554
prey good
6-7/10
>>551323609
meh 5/10
>>551323695
I like the smile/10
>>551323714
get better clothing
>>551323806
kill urself fgt
>>551323950
better/10
>>
>>551323303
Man the harpoons
>>
>>551323852
Lol, be more mad
>>
>>551323707


>>551323554
less scruff
>>
r8 me /b/ I need your l0ve
>>
>>551314047
This is exactly how I imagine most people on /b/ look
>>
>>551323985
This

Why did this cancerous bullshit start spreading to here about a month ago?

>/soc/ threads are mostly dead with the same bs being posted every day
>/soc/ threads move at a snails pace anymore
>most of the "women" on /soc/ are men since they don't require timestamps

And now this cancer has come here. There are no women on the internet until they prove they're women.

Fucking faggots man
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>>551322817
>>
>>551324009
Yeah, spur of the moment pic. thats why i took them off for the second one
>>
>>551324017

You're deflecting anything that isn't adulation?

What a fucking cunt. We're telling you what would instantly make you more attractive to guys.

Try not deflecting every comment but the good ones. It'll help you out in your lifetime.
>>
>>551323970
>>551323963
someone saved my picture, im not fake, just didnt post that one.
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>>551324017
why does your id have the leter w for whale hehheehe
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>>551324237
>>
>>551323950
>>551323609

10/10 would poach

>>551323714
try again without the smug self-defense mechanism, it doesn't make you look secure

>>551323215
>>551323083

The difference is staggering, you should try more often.

>>551322921

you look like a boy who appreciates a good dicking, but it's ok, because studies have proven that women on birth control are more attracted to men with feminine features, and it's also true in recession, so you'll be OK even if you're not a dickpuppet

still you could be
>>
>>551323726
hi, i'm emma. I cant stand men being in the kitchen. thats the womans post. get back into the lounge and watch a game with a nice cold beer (yes, im australian)

>>551323686
no you wouldn't, im sure you have better things to do than to look at me all day.
>>
>>551322107
>>551322480
True, I need to lose a fair few! That booze bloat doesn't help either.
>>
>>551324170

?/10

You've got one of those faces I just can't rate.

I don't think you look bad, but I can't say you're super attractive either.
>>
>>551323636
what the fuck does this even mean lol
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>>551323950
with hair
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>>551324017
I do. And I will continue to believe and tell people who I meet that you are a man.

Moar hormones sissy.
>>
>>551324164
i liked the scruff more
>>
>>551322181
Daniel?
>>
>>551320136

mmmmmm dat fur n dem DSLs........
>>
>>551324164


>>551324497
some kind of in between
>>
>>551324405
Hey, at least you recognize it! Good on you. Keep at it anon, I could see you being a 6.5/10 when you get out to the other side.

>>551324164
I like that better. Solidifies my rating to a 6.5/10

You look less mangy without all that shit on your face.
>>
>>551322514

holy fuck
also post dem titties,you know the rules
>>
>>551324616
9.7/10
>>
>>551324371
theres nothing wrong with wanting to see them glorious boobages. dat pearcing makes it even better. has best body type. i would love to see them...
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Ask me about how I can only fuck fattys.
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>>551320812
>>
>>551323865
>>551324371
newfags
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>>551311871
this is me
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>18 yr old male
>inb4 girl
>inb4 why do you have a christmas tree in your room in june
>>
>>551324763
Your hair is shit. Let it grow out a bit, style it, have fun with it.

Get contacts, or better glasses.

You look so boring. No wonder you only fuck fatties.
>>
>>551324497
y u no remember dees?
>>
>>551320716

dat gay face doe............
>>
>>551324763
Mother fucking Iphone how is is this retarded.
wtf why is this picture sideways fucking faggot as bitch.
>>
>>551324763
how you can only fuck fattys
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>>551324616
>>551324164
>>551323554
cute as fuck/10
>>
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im on the right
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>>551323490
lol, thanks anon.
>>
>>551319191
>>551319203
>>551321757
>>551324616
attractive men hi
>>
>>551324134
Shit, I get that whole psychotic bit a lot. Is it in the eyes?
Here's a pic of me similing.
>>
>>551324791
I am aware that his original post is from an xbox live message. faggot.
>>
>>551324917
Because they have a mental deficiency in there brains that causes them to be attracted to skinnfags so that there kids wont be born a land wale.
>>
>>551324772
trap
>>
>>551324772
omg look at this cutie/10
>>
>>551324590
why thank you! got dem dere nigga lips
>>
>>551324885

clear up that acne and you'll be right as rain
lose the swishy hair too unless you like scene girls and ONLY girls your age
keep it if you're a faggot as your pouty face and sparkling eyes suggest

8/10

damn I'm getting some strong homoerotic vibes in this thread, just me? damn
>>
>>551324550
no friend
>>
>>551325037
Psycotic in a good way though.
>>
>>551321178

just accept it. do you really get that many? come on....
>>
>>551324885
4.5/10

>>551324772
Suspicious Filename.
>>
>>551325127
I do attract a bunch of scene bitches sadly. Oh well. My current gf used to be kinda scene but she grew out of it
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Rate me faggots.
>>
>>551324887
2 lazy btw weres ur pick u cheeky cunt
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My friends will see this and mock me.
>>
>>551324370
Not sure if i should feel insulted or not, but meh i kinda know where you're going, makes sense. Though what do you mean with feminine features? Do i strike you as a feminine? Well i am straight though just to answer that question.
>>
>>551321757

SHWING.
>>
>>551325430
sanic postert/10
>>
>>551324698
lets be friends.

>>551325030
eyy
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>>551322094
Your Purdy :3
>>
>>551325449
That atmosphere. Looks like youre getting ready to perform a sunday school puppet show.
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