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Ambi-taaan!

How are you today?

>>551283330
Hi Ambi-tan! Cooking anything tonight?

I don't want to have a beautiful day. So much privileged oozing out of your patriarchal ramblings.

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>>551283570
FLIPPIN FABULOUS MY FRIEND!

>>551283749
made a rabbit stew ;v; yay!
>pic related obviously!!

>>551283918
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/check-thy

>>551284356
Holy shit I had no idea. I should really stop thinking such cis thoughts.

oh man
this thread's a lil dead ;3;

>>551284664
ugh seriously. I cannot believe how cishetmale you're being right now gosh dang

>>551284050
That looks delicious!

Why are you never on skype tho? One ambi-tan thread a week is not enough! :c

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>>551284356
Last thread I was in I asked you to draw a picture of you watching a cooking show, and you delivered.

Now pretend that you're the cook on said cooking show and record some commentary. Maybe get some props to simulate the sound of tearing ligaments and crunching bones. Or adlib it, whatever you like, but I wanna hear those sounds!

>>551285028
Such is life.


Why do you post here though? I'm sure you'd get a better response on something like reddit.

Or are you just really into dick rating threads and porn of questionable legality?

>>551285151
My skype isn't working again ;_; I'm gonna attempt to go on it on another lap top tomorrow but for some reason it's been acting weird on mine!!

"My...feet, Johnny? ...you really ARE a weirdo."
Any voice

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>>551283330
Guess I'll post this again

ambivàlentan, say that

>>551283330

Girl voice:

I would never suggest removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You came so much inside of me", then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again

>>551283330
Say this please. " Wow.... I'm wet already? then giggle while biting your lip.

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>>551285379
No worries!

So, a KS request. Could you say this?

"I love you, Hisao. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you! Don't go away, I beg of you. Never, ever go away. I love you, so please...!"

I'll leave the voice up to you ^_^

>>551283330
yay, ambi-tan lives again
hmm... how about that:
"just shut up and let me use you as a pillow! and you'd better not move if you don't want to get in trouble..."
in a spoiled loli voice

>>551286796
Loli-chan did that once, I assume you've heard it already, so this is for everyone else.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OxPn8M1jo0

>>551285151
Oh and as a request do the Ezekiel 25 17 monologue from Pulp Fiction in the little girl voice.

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>>551286796
Holy shit. This needs to happen.

>>551285343
>going on leddit ever
anon you made me giggle!!

heh but nah, 4chan's super fun. None of you have a filter, which is really different from my life IRL, and I love it!

Also a lot of you are very sad or frustrated most of the time, so I wanted to find a way to give back to the community!

>>551285320
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/cooking-w-ambi

>>551285523
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/muhfeeetz

>>551285658
AHHHHH SO CUTE!!

>>551286212
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/ambivel

>>551283330
Oh wow, I completely forgot to check if you were making a thread. Hi Ambi-tan!

Would you say,
"Have fun in Mexico, Lily!"

>>551287463
Did I get the nose right?

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>>551287463
>cooking with Ambi-tan

I would watch that so much. The knife part made me fear for my life tho.

>>551287463
>https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/cooking-w-ambi
Practically everyone stops their recording the moment they're done, they don't leave a second of silence at the end to capture it all. D:

But I still like.

>>551286893
bump

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>>551288105
Pic and recording related.

https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/thats-the-effect-i-w

>>551286796
Oh sweet jesus, she actually did this.

>>551287379

No, I hadn't. Oh god.

>>551286796
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/loli-pron-scene

>>551286893
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/audio-recording-on-saturday

>>551286953
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/ily-hisao

>>551287729
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/have

>>551286983
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/audio-recording-on-saturday-1

>>551287808
It's absolutely lovely!!!

>>551287449
ah, could I get a script of it please!!

>>551289179
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Youtube it for maximum affect. Really get into the mind of the character. Internalize that these words aren't so much a prayer for strength, but a call of action against those who would wrong you.

Or don't. I don't know your life.

>>551289012
>404
;-; ambi-tan why

Sort of want to make a Soundcloud now and take requests.

Hey Ambi-tan! Guess who~

>>551289012
Thank you! You're awesome!

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>>551289012
>Lilly and Hisao
Thank you, that was lovely!

>pedo copypasta
Oh... oh my.

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>>551289012

Thank you. With all exams done and all sense of being in a hurry gone, you are the angel that made it so much greater. I hope that everything is kind to you.

>>551289750
eh?! what 404?!

>>551289842
Go for it! It's fun!

>>551289496
>>551289496
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/eze

>>551289970
p-pee chan?

or maybe onichan??

uh...or...orrrrr doggy?!

IM NOT SURE!

>>551290024
a /b/ thread isn't complete without some pedo copypastas here and there~

>>551290416
Neat.

NEXT REQUEST. More movie monologues. You're going to be Daniel Day Lewis by the time you're done here.

From Planes Trains and Automobiles:

You want to hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right: I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold, hard cynic like you. But I don't like to hurt people's feelings. You think what you want about me, I'm not changing. I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Do it in the little boy voice.

mommy is proud of you son.
in a sexual voice

>>551290416
Duh. And shes really good at it. Don't ever feel uncomfortable Ambi-tan you do a really good job. I can tell you kinda like it too lol. Anyways I ahve some more requests but if you are done with ecchi stuff for the day i can tone it down. Otherwise I how about this?

" Please.... please oniichan. You said I could have your cum. I want you to pump your hot cum deep into the back of my throat. Whats that? you want to creampie my pussy? Sure and ill put my panties on as you as you do so the hot cum can drip into my panties and I can wear them around knowing your seed is inside me"

>>551290416
The recording you made telling me to have fun in Mexico doesn't exist.

Also, would you read this pic in your older loli voice?
https://i.4cdn.org/b/1402804517723.png

>>551289012
Okay, could you do a sound cloud of peach's "ha-cha!" from SSBB?

>>551291032
Damn this shit too... lol

>>551290416
Your recording of >>551287729 ("Have fun in Mexico, Lily")
The link is broken, and it's not in your Soundcloud. You'll need to re-upload.

Hmm... I enjoyed Cooking With Ambi-Tan. Do another one with an actual recipe? You've had to come up with some recipes for cooking school, right? Pull out one of your favourites and just read it out. Choice of voice is yours.

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>>551290416
>a /b/ thread isn't complete without some pedo copypastas here and there~
True that, true that.

Okay so here's another request. I know you'll recognize where it's from :v

"You sow! You stink! Not really, just kidding. Your hair smells great, Tomoko. And it’s so smooth! I love you."

>>551290416
First guess was right :D

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Can you say pic related with some russian-loli acent?

>>551290906
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/the-real-article

>>551291032
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/mamas-really

>>551291193
aw man ;v; thanks friend, but nah, I'm totally down with doing more lewd requests!! they're fun!!

https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/lewd-loli

>>551291270
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/audio-recording-on-sunday-2

https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/lilyinmexico

>>551291846
th-that was an actual recipe ;_;

but I can do another one for sure! It might be a little long though, is that alright?

>>551292610


BACK TO PULP FICTION, This is actually the end of a longer monologue but whatever, this is the good part.

This watch. This watch was on your daddy’s wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it’d be confiscated, taken away. The way your dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy’s birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

In whichever voice you please.

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Ambi~ !
I luv yu

>>551292610
thanks that was perfect.

>>551292378
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/audio-recording-on-sunday-3

>>551291852
AHHHH WATAMOTE
just read the manga recently! tbh the manga and the anime are both really awesome, which is weird cause I usually prefer the manga!

>>551291852
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/ily

>>551291293
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/ha

>>551293170
@_@
omg
this is so cute
is this you?

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>>551283330
Navy seals copy pasta in your most kawaii as fuck voice. please oh dear god please.
>Would you be interested in voicing a visual novel? A few lovey dovey and slight vanilla sex but other than that pretty SFW.

>>551293367
I gotta read it one of these days. Is the post-season 1 material cool? I can't wait for a season 2 ;_; There's an OVA coming in october tho. GET HYPED

>>551293656
She's done that in the past already. I don't have a link tho, sorry

>>551293367
Thank you! That reminds me did you get any further in I am a Hero? Or is your sister still ahead of you?

>>551293367
Exelent, thank you!

>>551292610
>th-that was an actual recipe ;_;
I made Ambi-tan sad! D:
>but I can do another one for sure! It might be a little long though, is that alright?
Sure!

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>>551293656
I swear this gets requested every thread. She's done it before but it was on vocaroo and I don't have the link.

>>551293367
So yeah it's me Pee-chan ^.^ and I have a lewd request for you~

>>551292610
Thank you, Ambi-tan~

I have a non-voice request. Would you post a screenshot of your desktop?

>>551283330
i love you marc i really really love you.I miss you.

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>>551293170
Is... is that Ambi-tan? The hair is certainly what I'd imagine it to be like

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>>551293367
Whether it is or isn't me, doesn't change the fact I'm going to spoil you with cotton candy at an amusement park after we ride the jetskis in the cabo.

Why are you all so gay?

"But I pood from there" say that plz

>>551283330
end your life asap

Requesting "can you give me ypur soul, pretty pretty please?" And if you can end the sentence with a little kiss, I will be mpre than happy

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>>551295498
suicide is a scary thing, anon. I'm sort of a wimp!

>>551294971
nah, my hair's super duper long! Also my eyes are a dumb brown color ;_;

>>551295145
i
omg
you angel, you

>>551293656
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/navy-seals-copypasta

and I'd love to! As long as I get to remain anonymous and all that jazz ;v;

my email's [email protected]

you should all totally send messages it'd be so lovely!

>>551293926
SO HYPED

and yes! It's awesome! I totally recommend reading the manga!

>>551294130
I TOTALLY DID but i'm still not super far

my sisters practically done TT_TT

>>551294174
HI PEE-CHAN!!
go for it!

>>551294167
hehe alright! I'm on it!

>>551294851
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/iylmarc

>>551295368
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/but-i-pood-from

>>551294419
here you go!!

>>551295245
>>551295498
Why can't you appreciate a girl doing voices?

>>551295498
aw, why the hell not...

>>551296280
"*weeping* alright, anon... if that's what you really want... *swallowing sound* there... a whole tab of sleeping pills and a glass of everclear, you can consider me gone... *breaking down crying* i loved you, anon... i still love you... why don't you love me back? i did everything for you, EVERYTHING"

>>551296280
Can you make loli sounds like you have to go potty really bad? :P

>>551296280
Joke's on you, I actually was riding jetskis in bermuda last monday.

>>551295145
Damn that was smooth

>>551296280
aw gawd, someone's gonna have their inbox spammed to hell and back ._.

>>551296280
Wow she's already done? AND IS THAT WHY YOUR NAME IS AMBI? SHORT FOR AMBIGUOUS?

>>551296280
Aww, I kind of hoped you had a super-customized desktop
But that's okay! I really like your wallpaper. What show is it from?

>>551297049
>tfw you suggested Ambiguous-tan and Ambi shortened it to its current form

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HUZZAH! I love seeing you here! Could you do a cliche giggle and say "Oh gosh, Che-chan...you are SO funny!" and end with another, more erotic giggle?

Like the stereotypical girl trying to get something from the nerd kind of thing. Thanks if you do!

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>>551296280
Oh shit your battery is about to di-

>>551296280
do this in your more serious, possibly frustrated voice, don't worry about mispronouncing llanygdyr, you can replace it with another place if you like

"
Once again we were wisked away instead of going home and was deployed here to Separi or Llanygdyr or wherever the hell we were just because I had to babysit some daughter of some family and I was someone's reliable unit in the council. This is bullshit. I want to go home. I wanted everyone to go home. "

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>>551283330

>>551297041
You think I'm playing around?
That, my friend, was just the tip of the iceberg of cute girly romantic things I have in plan.

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>>551296280
Obligatory macfag reply

>>551294167
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/ambi-eclairs

>>551298396
m-moe ;v;

>>551298112
O_O oh my

that is...a big wiener

>>551297329
THAT WAS YOU?!

and it's from Kimi to Boku! Shun Matsuoka is the ultimate moe boy. I recommend it for anyone who's into that sort of thing!

>>551296808
damn son. that sounds skitastic

>>551296652
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/lolisgottapee

>>551296445
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/suicide-is-sad-omg

>>551297587
I SAVED IT WHEN IT GOT TO 1%

>>551297474
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/lolsfor

could you say apple"shinji get in the fucking robot"?

>>551299573
I'm slowly compiling all the ones you've done for me. I thank you greatly!

>>551299573
Aww you have a folder of just my fanart? That's so cute!

>>551299573
>https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/ambi-eclairs
Oh god my sides, that opening is great. I'm making this later this week. I'll probably fail miserably though, I usually make easy lunch/dinner dishes, not pastries and sweets.

>>551295821
Still waiting

>>551296280
hmm, is that a picture of you i see on this desktop?
>https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/suicide-is-sad-omg
i always feel a little bad after these requests, you're really great at that

>>551299573
>that suicide recording
That made me a little bit upset. ;-;

Kimi to Boku? Maybe I'll watch it, thanks.

And yeah I was like "Ambiguous-tan but that's too wordy" and then you were like "Oh, well Ambi-tan is shorter" and then you used it and I was so gratified ???

>>551300351
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/demsouls

>>551299731
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/get-in-shinji

>>551300326
if you like, I could give you my written recipe!!

>>551300017
no problem! they're super fun!

>>551297912
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/llandgrynkjters

>>551300069
I JUST REALLY LIKE WHEN PEOPLE MAKE ME FANART IT'S SO ADORABLE AND YOURS IS SO CUTE!

>>551300716
omg maybe

and hehehe gotta thank all those acting classes i took way back when

>>551301081
YOU'RE LIKE A FOUNDING FATHER ANON!

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>>551298396
For you.

>>551287463
Oh gosh thank you, that was adorable.

one step further? hope I'm not being toooo greedy
"Huh? Do my feet really feel that good rubbing up and down your cock? What about when I grip and squeeze my toes on it? You're such a pervert, Johnny. Just know that if you make a mess...you'll be the one cleaning it up...with your tongue."
In a bullying voice with random giggles tossed in.Any but super young girl

>>551301249
awsm, thank you ambi-tan!!

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>>551299573
This is so making me want to learn how to cook ._.

Okay new quote request:
“I still don't know what it really means to grow up. However, if I happen to meet you, one day in the future, by then, I want to become someone you can be proud to know.”

>>551301249
My fanart isn't cute it's really bad. But thank you for thinking it's cute.

Since you didn't do the last monologue I suggested, I wrote you an original. Do it in a grown womans voice, please.


I have dreams you know.

Dreams of being... more. More than I am now at least.


I don't expect you to get it. Honestly I don't think I really get it either.


All I know is that when it's late, and I'm in bed staring at the same ceiling
I've been staring at since I was a kid, my mind tends to drift.

I think about the past a lot, sure. Family and friends.

Love. Lack of it.

I think about a lot but my mind, no matter how fried or frantic, always settles on one thought.


I want to be a dolphin. I want to feel the waves crash against my snout as I break the waters edge,
my lungs aching for a breath after an eternity in the oceans depths.

My slick, smooth body flowing practically flying through the water along with my pack.

We would share an unspoken, but unbreakable bond.

I dream about the life I could live.

And then I wake up. I wake up and I'm looking back at the same ceiling that I've always looked at and
I can't take it. I can't wake up in that fucking room one more time.

That's why I jumped into the exhibit. That's why I fucked the dolphin. I took his long cock and pressed it deep into my belly.

His seed is in me now. I can feel it.

I will never be what I want. I know that, but our baby will be.

>>551301327
for some reason that artwork reminds me of the green one in Stupid Invaders

>>551283330

Please, stop slapping my face with your cock. It's degrading and the last time you did it you came in my eyes. I haven't eaten in 3 days and my ankles are swollen. Could you just cum in me one more time and let me go home?

>Take that faggots.

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>>551302369
Nigga what.

>>551302471
This

>>551301249
>LIKE A FOUNDING FATHER
I'm so flattered. Okay, I have a new request.

Would you say "Blood-chan pls love me", in a older girl voice?

>>551299573
W-when you talk like that... No way! >:3

>>551301249
>if you like, I could give you my written recipe!!
Sure, why not? I'm subscribed to your Tumblr so you can post it there. Or you could post it here. Up to you.

Alright Ambi, I need to get some shut eye. Good job on all the recordings and managing the thread.

Don't forget! You. Me. Jetskis. Cabo.

>>551299573
That was great! so I havone more but it would be a little... personal... that ok?

bumpity bopidy bump

>>551290416
>Go for it! It's fun! (making Soundcloud)
Screw it, I'll bite. Probably in a month or so, I want to close some accounts and consolidate emails and stuff first.

>>551283330
In a vague, condescending manner, could you say "What you've just said... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul..."

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Aw gawd the son is up. Why do timezones have to exist ._.

>>551301673
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/johhnyyouperv

>>551301839
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/idk-much

you should go for it! Cooking's the best!

>>551302170
NO NO IT'S AMAZING!

>>551302369
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/holy-heck

omg

>>551302471
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/lawd-almighty

>>551303146
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/blood-chan-pls

>>551304828
absolutely!

>>551305031
woohoo!!!

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>>551302406

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>>551304272
GOODNIGHT!

and omg anon. as if i'd ever forget such a smooth talker~

>>551304251
I'll post it in sections ;v;
here's the ingredients!

>>551305279
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/dumbppl-rant

>>551305510
Sorry if it makes me seem creepy but could you share (or make up, I'd never know) a story about a time you had an accident or 'went' somewhere other than in a bathroom? You can pick the voice.

Also if this one's too weird or personal I won't be offended if you decline.

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>>551306203
procedure!

Please say

u wot m8? i swer u are one cheeky cunt m8, say it to my face and not online and well see what happens. i swer 2 christ ill hook you in the gabba. you better shut your mouth or im calling my homeboys rite now preparin for a prope rrumble. tha rumble thatll make your nansore jus hearin about it. yer in a proper mes ya nob head

>>551305510
Too good.

I should write another one. Hmm. What should the topic be.

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>>551306203
Success! Bed time now~

Sleep well, Ambidextrous-tan

>>551305510
Thank you so much

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i think I'm only gonna do one or two more batches of voice post request things since I'm sort tired!

>>551306219
I don't really have any stories like that except for like one time when it was 3, would that one be okay or should I make it up??

>>551306283
assembly!

>>551306321
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/ill-rek-u

>>551306635
teehee
goodnight~

>>551306489
omg make it even crazier than the last one!

>>551301839
What Ambi-tan said, there's a lot of satisfaction in eating something you cooked yourself.

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>>551306203
Oh baby~ Did you read this?
>>551298357
:3 You should dub me Cotton Candy boy. (chan? whatever you weebs call things >_>)

>>551306851
You really love ganache, don't you?

>>551306851
I think 3 is too young for me lol

>>551283330
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I'm posting because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

I-I made this for you.

https://soundcloud.com/urbec/rules-of-ambi

I h-hope you l-like it...

>>551305510

I love how you said "just let me go home" in such a frank matter o factly; this happens every day sort of way.

>>551307354
Someone tell me this is pasta

>>551307580
It's pasta

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>>551307532
God you fucking killed my ears

>>551307865
Turn your volume down next time :)

>>551306851

Little girl voice. Remember. Keep it trill:

You people think you know me?

You think because you hear a couple of silly voices that you have any fucking idea what my life is?

I grew up on the streets. Not because I was some poor little bitch. I've been hustling since DAY ONE.


"Oh, here's Ambi-tan, she's so cute."

FUCK YOU.

I come on here so that I can have an alibi for tonight and what do I get? A bunch of no life
losers asking me to sound like their grandma and talk about my feet.

What the fuck is wrong with you?


You want to know the truth? The real fucking hard truth? I killed a man tonight.


I went out to buy a pack of smokes and a couple of forties to pour our for my dead homies and
some triffling ass bitch reppin the wrong colors decided to step up.

So I shot him the fuck down. I keeps it trill and you know that now.

Just remember. Ambi-tan aint nothing to fuck wit an I've been here from 6pm-1am. You all saw me.

I'm out.

>>551307354
dat copypasta
gets me every time~
https://soundcloud.com/ambi-tan/d

>>551307543
this isn't a daily occurance for people?

I thought everyone got kidnapped for weeks at a time to be someone's sex slave.

dang, have i been put through the ringer or what?

>>551307532
OMG THIS IS SO COOL AHHH!!!

>>551307104
CC-chan! (short for cotton candy chan ;v;) i like it!

>>551307283
I FLIPPIN LOVES ME SOME GANACHE

i prefer custard or mousse more though!

>>551308184
yas
this is perfect

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Okay one last request from me today ^_^

This song:

Database Database
Just living in the Database Wow Wow
The wall of pure fiction's cracking in my head
And the addiction of my world still spreads
In the Database Database
I'm struggling in the Database Wow Wow
It doesn't even matter if there is no hope
As the madness of the system grows

For reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_JAS_bctIY (starting at 0:50)

>>551308928
Mashiro!!

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>>551308523
:)

Also, I would like to request for you to sing K.K. Bossa.

Lyrics:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwLg07tkkdE

>>551309595
-looks behind you-
Oh, hey Benio

>>551308184
Yes

>>551309836
[insert mashiro chase sequence]

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>>551309836
B-B-Benio!?!?

>>551310087
>>551310102
called it!

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>>551309786
I can't sing.

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>>551311082
Oh, I'm sorry--I was asking Ambi, not you.

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Bumping

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One more.

Well she probably fell asleep :v

>>551313129
>One more.
>Well she probably fell asleep :v
It was cute when she did that two weeks ago as well. A bit less cute this time because this thread's pretty much finished. How ironic, huh?

>>551313661
That's probably what happened

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prepare to be vapori-
oh she's already gone ?

Hey Ambi-tan, Whenever you have the time, could you rap the song Brass Monkey by the beastie boys?

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It was a good thread anyhow. I guess that's it then. See you niggas around.

>>551314045
It would seem so...too bad.

>>551314159
Goodnight, anon

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>>551314325
pff now it will have to wait

>>551308446
Goodnight Ambi-tan. Sweet dreams.

>>551308446
Goodnight, Ambi-tan.