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I just found my father on fetlife. What the fuck even is this

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I just found my father on fetlife.
What the fuck even is this picture.
He is eating one of my mothers
favorite "magnum" ice creams.
Is he trying to be sexy?
Should I let him know I know?
Wat do /b/?
Pic 100% related.
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>>551098806
Ask him to come into your room, and copy the picture.
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>>551098806
Post a side-by-side with a normal pic of your dad, then maybe you'll get a reply, faggot.
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Post it to Facebook
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>>551098806
Take a similar picture and send it to him
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>>551098806
Contact your dad posing as a 12 year old school girl.
Blackmail that new bike you want out of him.
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happy father's day
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blackmail him obvs, do it anonymously so he doesnt know it's you. you know everything about him, and have access to all of these pics(save them before saying shit).
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>>551099192
this
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t-trevor philips is your dad?
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jesus christ look at those paws he calls hands
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edith are you here
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>>551098806
Here is a picture of him while we
were visiting family. Oh god.
His fetish list involves dd/lg.
I'm sick to my stomach.
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He's letting me know he can fit it all in his mouth faggot
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>>551098806
Question 1. What where you searching which enabled you to find your father?

Question 2. What does his profile say he's into?
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>>551100265
I am on fetlife myself.
A mutual friend had liked his
photo, so it came up on my dash.
The retard posted his actual city.
I am so disgusted.
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>>551100614
Your dad seems like an okay guy.

Compared to most people on fetlife. Your parents seem to have a good time without being demented. Be happy for them. Leave him alone and try to forget it.

It's tough being married for a long time.
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>>551100980
My mom has no idea.
He is listed as single.
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>>551101106
Oh nice. Ask for cash bro.
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>>551100614
Haha, well id do my best to bury that to the side for as long as you can. That isnt a can of worms i would like to open.

Unless you actually really don't like your dad and have evidence of him getting around, he might just be on there for a little ego boost without doing anything in real life.
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>>551101106
>He is listed as single.
OUCH

Blackmail. Anonymous letter, lots of personal info included, printed copies of all of the pictures and pictures of his profile included, say you will tell your mom. Even if he deletes his profile he cant get out of it.

If he has some money ask for something like 10k, give him a month.
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>>551101551
>If he has some money ask for something like 10k, give him a month.
By this I basically mean set the goal realistically.
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I'd probably suck your dad's cock
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>>551098806
Tell him to cut his dirty gross nails
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Call him and have him suck your cock.

Cum on his face, then slap him and wish him a happy early Father's day.
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>>551101676
I am asking a chick friend who is
a little on Fet to help me out. She will
say wherever I want. What should I
say to really fuck him over. My mom
doesn't deserve this shit.
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>>551101551
Keep in mind though, blackmail IS illegal.

Make the notes IMPOSSIBLE to track. Leave them on his vehicle seat if he parks outside, or something like that.

When pickup time comes, make an excuse for you to be in the area you tell him to go.

I.E. "drop it off in x place", and then make an excuse for you to be there if he(or the cops) catch you. He will never suspect that his own son would blackmail him in this way, so you can slip out of it as long as you have a good excuse. Make an excuse to tell your mom you're going there, for example.
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print out his photo and slap it on his front windshield ;) he will see it in the morning
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>>551102376
I support this
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>>551102338
Just get some dirt from her convos, screenshot EVERYTHING on his fetlife, and blackmail him.

If you want to you can tell your mom with a second anonymous letter after you get the cash. That's basically the best way to fuck him over, make him make sacrifices(selling his motor cycle, selling stuff off from hobbies, whatever to raise the money) and then still let your mom know.

Again, set the bar right. If he collects guns and could probably sell his for 7k total, ask him for 5k. If he has a 20k motor cycle, ask him for 10k. See what I mean? Set it so he has to make sacrifices, but not so high that it seems helpless.
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>>551102637
This is actually a horrifying picture.

He looks like one of those dead bodies that gets left in water too Lin and starts to bloat
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OP, aside from telling your mother out of respect, you should stay out of it.

No blackmail.
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how about this move out of your dads house you fucking loser faggot lmao who cares if hes on some weird ass sex site your on fucking /b/ you fucked up piece of shit your dads probably half the man you will ever be.
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>>551102739
In fact, I wouldn't even use her. Too easy to trace. Make it all on paper. Don't hand write anything.

He's your dad, you can figure out ways to get letters to him.
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>>551099894
dat massive cock doe
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>>551102637
Oh my god. Where the did you
get this one?
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>>551098806
Someone needs to shop his face onto the magnum ice cream
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>>551102637
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>>551098806

10/10 i would do him
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>>551103189
I'll do it
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>>551102907
Kek
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>>551103189
>shop

OK done :)
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Having my chick friend gain his
confidence. She is about to offer
to meet up with him tonight. Let's
see what happens.
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>>551103189
Like this?
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>>551098806
This is epic
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Not sure why it is showing something else
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>>551104329
I dub this picture as a new meme
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>>551098806
Your father is Fernando ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dm0Ksl7isc
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>>551104560
Go back to reddit faggot
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>>551104618
I was about to post something related to manwhore.
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>>551104560
I support this
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>>551104560

let the games begin
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>>551105180
It has been made so! Save it anons & fill /b/ with oc meme glory!
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roll the dice
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>>551105197
I say we create a new thread & photshoop the hell out of this
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>>551105962
>>>
>Anonymous (ID:
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>>551105962
ok
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>>551105962

I am tired
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print the pic and put in the mailbox. When he checks the mail... profit!
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>>551098806
somebody give that dwarf an axe!
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>>551106950
ok, please hold
first I have to find one
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Guys. What in the world.
Don't make my gross cheating
father a meme.
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>>551107404
>you're OP
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>>551107404
It has already been brought to the table, & second by a fellow anon, the meme stands. Sorry OP
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>mfw this thread
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>>551107679
I third it
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>>551106627

>your Dad
>we have adopted him as
>new meme
>you like
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Quick, share with all the other /b/ros! Create a new thread for shoop greatness
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>>551108123
Guys. Please. No.
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>>551108257
Tits or this wont stop
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>>551108323
I'm a guy. But I would post
tits to stop this madness.
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>>551108257
Did you forget the rules of /b/, /b/rother? Once it's on /b/, it belongs to /b/. We do what we like.
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>>551108257
>551108257
OP just post CP the thread will be deleted and all of this will be gone.
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>>551108257
Clever girl
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>>551108483
>I'm a guy
Well i think your shit out of luck
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>>551108526
>implying it hasn't already been saved. How new are you?
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>>551108257

>you like
>it is ok
>Dad now famous!
>stats in AXE body spray commercial
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Best thread of the year
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>>551104024
lol some dude on /soc/ is very confused right now
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>>551109382

Yeah I don't know what happened there but ?!?

>Dad now STAR of the show
>Dad meme
>Happy Dad day
>see on Imgur
>Dad famous now
>Dad make loads money
>Axe body spray
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>>551109196
OP, I told you someone would post it. Once it's on /b/, its always on /b/.
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>>551100614
>71 which is a 69 with 2 fingers up your ass
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>>551108257
you can't stop what has already been set in motion
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>>551100614

"Having sex to Rob Zombie music"
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>>551106348
Brilliant
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>>551104024
>>551109382
>>551109614
I think this is it:
>>>/soc/19531865
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>can't stop
>too many ideas
>Dad makes Axe body spray cash money
>Dad meme celebrates Father's Day with Janes Addiction
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this thread is amazing
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The fetishes get worse and worse.
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>>551110262

Oh hey you like?

>Dad Axe body spray commercial
>rake in big cash
>actually meet Rob Zombie
>take photo
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>>551109819
For the love of god If I could take one quote to be repeated throughout eternity here on /b/ it would be this.
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>>551111097
I love you man!
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71 which is a 69 with 2 fingers up your ass
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This is not the direction
I thought my thread would go.
At all.
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with 2 fingers which up your ass 71 is a 69
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>>551111436

>Dad loves you
>Happy Fahzhahhh's Day
>AXE booty spray
>star in movie
>very famous
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>>551111856
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>>551109819
>>71 which is a 69 with 2 fingers up your ass
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>>551111769

>always dream
>sloth can dream
>sloth on fast track
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>>551111769

See
>>/b/551109196
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my god look at all these newfags, it really is summer. I've been here since 2002
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Rule 34.
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>>551112653
So glad you put proof on here that you're an oldfag, but no one cares.
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I can't even.
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>>551098806
>dd/lg.
>fetlife

Never heard of these... am feeling I will regret knowing.
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Somebody please screencap the whole thing
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>>551112653
No you havent
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>>551113167
The highest of keks
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good job /b/, you've made me feel significantly less shitty about how much time I have wasted here today. This made it all worth it.
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>>551108257

>Dad so famous
>made loads of money on Axe
>star in new show Halt and Catch Fire
>amaze
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>>551113548
You are welcome, /b/rother! This has been a pleasant evening on /b/, pleasant indeed.
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If my dad ever sees this I
am goodbye.
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>>551113953
Somehow that made it immensely more unsettling
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my last and final day at my job has made me extra productive, this is why your Father's Day deserves an extra special funny ha ha
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>>551113994
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This just in: OP's dad has replaced Kirk Hammett as lead guitarist in Metallica.
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71 which is a 69 with 2 fingers up your ass
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>>551113994
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>>551114443
10/10 photoshop.

But seriously, even my metallica shoop is better than this.
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>>551113953

>much Thanks
>to Dad
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Naked pictures of your dad when ?
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Nearly 5am, I need to sleep but I don't want to leave this thread
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>>551114567
>implying
>>
He just added my chick friend.
Oh my fucking god guys.
His dick is the most vile thing
I have seen in my short 24 years
of life.
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>>551115085
I feel you brah
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>>551114443
l2ps
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>>551115309
what are we doing on this earth
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>>551115309
holy shit he needs to fap with coco butter for like a week

That nigga got a ashy dick!
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Damn OP'. Your dad is famous and not dead after all.
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>>551115309
and I thought I had an ugly dick
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>>551114778

>rock magazine
>lives the high life
>Axe soap commercial
>famous Dad now
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>>551115396
My bad. How could I forget a drop shadow.
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>>551114373
beatufil
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I'm going to hell for this shoop
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>>551115309
My fucking face when...
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>>551115309
Link us his profile
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F5FF5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5
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>>551115648

Your pictures aren`t funny, at all. Please stop
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>>551115827
>that tshirt
Bro your dad is fucking creepy
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Haven't seen a thread this good in awhile.
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>>551115309
Shop his dick over the magnum.
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>>551098806
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>>551116017
I KNOW. We already established
this when he tried to deepthroat
my mothers icecream while making
fuck me eyes at the camera.
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>>551116021
>kekkk mfw
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>>551116229
Superbeast
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>>551116414
Just reinforcing it, in case there was any doubt
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>>551115997

>never stop dreaming
>cannot be stopped
>moar
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>>551116127
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>>551116414
are you in the same house with him right now
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>>551116787
brilliant
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>>551117157
No he is at Denny's.
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best thread of the last 4 or 5 months
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>>551116414
Show tits or post dick
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>>551116586
>Superbeast
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>>551116787
Exactly how I expected, well done hahahah
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>>551116021
I made some more improvements
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>>551115997

>you love meme of Dad
>your favorite
>so much laugh
>at Denny's
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>>551117290
whats your lady friend saying to him
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>>551117290
Probably deepthroating the banana split sundae he ordered.
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>>551117471
I let out a loud ha
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>>551117478
Stop, I'm gonna piss myself from all the keks
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>>551117290
Lock the door. Don't let him in. Im afraid to let you know OP. Your dad is a creep. Enjoy sleeping in the same house as him. As he creeps around with those fingernails and that ashy dick Sucking on your mothers Magnums.
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hope this thread is still up in the morning

>dad meme
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>>551117290
>mfw Denny is some guy he met on fetlife who invited him over to eat a whole box of ice cream bars with him
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>>551098806
What the fuck, your father looks like Fernando the manwhore!
>>
Ok everyone, time to spam the board with pics and putting "71 is 69 with 2 fingers in your ass"
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>>551117792

>pic related
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>>551117862
Forcing is the best way to kick yourself in the head
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>>551116674
Already started posting my friend
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>>551117290
What's your gender? Post tits, dick or underwear
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>>551117982
FUCK. Picture for ants. Let me fix that.
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>>551118010
its how almost every meme started, especially shrek.

fuck did they force that like it was going out of fashion before it was even in.
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>>551098806
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>>551104329
This is shit just made my night.
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>>551118589
Medium kek
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You're posting your father's picture on /b/, and telling everyone that you found it on fetlife.

This is pretty much the most shameful display imaginable. You should delete this thread immediately, not tell your father, and hope that this never sees the light of day.

If it does, it's your obligation to kill yourself.
>>
>posting in epic bread
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>>551117738

>keks for Denny's
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This thread has officially been archived. You're welcome faggots.
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>>551118828
Ok serious sam hurr durr i have dishonoru my famiry i follow code of the edge i must die honorabruru
>>
i'm fucking dying. ahah
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>>551118828
fuckoff asswipe
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>>551098806
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>>551119120
>Anonymous (ID: CWB/oGJV) 06/13/14(Fri)21:14:14 No.551
http://4archive.org/b/thread/551098806
Archive link. Forever.
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>>551118828
He cheated on my sick mother.
He ate her only joy in life (her magnums).
Now he is fucking around at a dennys
spending god knows how much on
shit after his fat ass just ate. Fuck him
and his crunchy dick.
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Poor bastard.
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>>551098806
toasting in epic bread
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>>551119127

Say what you want, but I'm not the one posting pictures of their family members on /b/ for everyone to laugh at.

Do you think this isn't going to come back to bite *you* on the ass?
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>>551119481
are you sure he cheated?
>>
your Dad has made my shop skills that much faster
forever internet
Friday the 13th + Full Moon = this
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>>551118589
>Not replacing all the chinks faces.
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>>551119568
Post this on every incest thread EVER
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>>551117792

fpffff
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>>551119635
yeah man his dad looks like a karate expert and world cultured gentleman, im sure in between his grunting and brow furrowing op will have some sort of price to pay.
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1/2
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>>551119898
2/2 same thread
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>>551103189
You have made history. I wish i could be you anon
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>>551119120
God bless you based anon
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>>551119481
>He ate her only joy in life (her magnums).
9/10
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>>551119898
I started that thread
lets hope it catches on
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>>551113420
>dd/lg
daddy dom/little girl
You asked, bro.
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>>551119752
Dude, even if he didn't, he has posted this on a website deliberately looking for a fuckbuddy. Even if he has not physically cheated yet, he has cheated and has clear intent to. Fuckwad dad.
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>>551119830
Will do, next time I see a wincest thread.
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>>551119247

No.

>>551119481

>He cheated on my sick mother

So you're going to make your family a laughingstock. That'll show him.

>He ate her only joy in life (her magnums)

You're doing this over ice cream?

>Now he is fucking around at a dennys spending god knows how much on shit after his fat ass just ate

If he makes the money, he can do what he wants. Even if he doesn't, you're being ridiculous.

>Fuck him and his crunchy dick

You and your family are a flaming airplane heading towards the ground.

I wish you the best.
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>>551119752
even if he hasnt succeeded yet, hes clearly making an effort to
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>>551120231
might just be playing out a fantasy
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>won't happen again until 2049
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>>551120336
the highlander here doesnt approve of your legacy
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>>551120081

oh my siders
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someone should shoop him with star sunglasses like these.
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>>551120495
my sides are in orbit
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>>551120336
the dad being known as a creep doesn't reflect on the entire family's social standing, you nitwit, this isn't japan.
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>>551120026
1/2
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>>551120537
Nice
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>mfw this thread
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>>551120885
Same thread 2/2
Captcha: tagesil BADCOCK
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>>551117841
bump. I saw this thread start a long ass time ago.
I'm amazed its still here, but Fernando is the first thing that came to mind when i saw it.
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>>551098806
Im attaching this picture to all the job applications I send out tomorrow, thanks OP
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Nice bread
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>>551098806
I'M NUCLEAAAAAAAAAAAR
I'M WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD
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>>551120885
>>551121085
Get your fucking ass onto a real machine, you cunt
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>>551098806
>Find my dad on 3 dating sites punch him in the face and tell him to get the fuck out I'm the man of the house now
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>>551120848

>the dad being known as a creep doesn't reflect on the entire family's social standing, you nitwit, this isn't japan

Do you live on Mars? I don't know anyone who would find this acceptable, and all the people I know are rapid liberals, especially towards sex.

We don't live in a world where you can be a creepy fetishist and get away with it. Everyone will laugh at you, even for being associated with such a person.
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>>551121592
Someone needs to photoshop him with an eyepatch to make him look like Big Boss
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>>551121617
It seems to work just fine for me.
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I need updates, mang. I know this sick fuck isn't just lurking on fetlife. Hows it going with your lady trap?
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MFW this is what I do on a Friday night
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>>551121915
But this is by far the best bread I've seen in a long time.
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>>551098806
Never forgetti
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Asking drawfags for some sweet sweet anons dad r34
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>>551121687
does "rapid liberals" stand for "raging, vapid liberals"?
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>>551121687
I'm sure all of those liberals you know would be quite so very accepting were he an 8/10 or above, and atleast 20 years younger.
But this is all good fun, and I'm waiting for this to hit the sweetspot of lulz. Shut your posting cunt
>>
>>551119791
They're actually gooks, but you do make a good point
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>>551121687
nobody whos opinion matters will criticize one person for the choices of another.
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>>551122180
Seconded
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>>551121687
You're assuming he lives among a class where such things are a standard. That's not as common a scenario as you seem to think it is.
>>
>solar storms
>planet Magnum
>once in a lifetime
>>
This fucking thread...
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>>551098806
you can't blame a man for tryna get some strange. You can make fun of him but you can't blame him for it.
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>>551100614
>sneak attack ass smack
>all day nipple play
>want some candy, little girl?
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>>551122637
Nigger, do you even Yotsuba B
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>>551102338
Your mom clearly won't ask for "a lick of Daddy's chocolate bar." This is all her fault. It wouldn't be necessary if she would just do ass to mouth while begging Daddy to ram her little baby butt.
If your mom can't fulfill her wifely duties then your dad has a right to get his needs met elsewhere.
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>>551122637
What kind of logic is that "you can't blame someone for their actions"
>>
Stop arguing faggots or I will give you the ol' 71 which is a 69 with 2 fingers up your ass
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>>551120960
Fellow MCR fag!
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>>551123049
Cancer
>>
oh man so much side orbiting X^D
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Op beat your dad ass that's what I did when I found out he was cheating on my mom do it!
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>>551122802
its his own fault, he should have anticipated that possibility before he committed himself to a monogamous relationship.
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>>551114264
You, sir, have disturbed my sleep for many nights to come. I curse and commend you.
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>>551115309
Just remember he made you with that dried-up cock
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>>551123026
oh good, now you each have a dick to suck before you slit your wrists. REMEMBER, vertical slashes get the job done.
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>>551122952
High Danish treat
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>>551122672
u want sum candie lit girl
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>>551122180
Yes please.
>>551122301
Chink, gook, ching-chong, spoonface, it's all the same.
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requesting someone make a 71dad version of this gif
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>>551123613
Up the road, not cross the street. Right anon? ;)
>>
>>
>>551123904
Trying. Keep it alive.
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>>551124114
Jesus fuck
>>
BEST THREAD BTBTBTB ARCHIVE THIS
>>
Absolutely 10/10 thread
>>
>>551124030
eeegg
>>
Don't let the thread die dammit!
>>
>>551124657
Has been archived for your pleasure.
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>>551124030
zackly
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What even is this shit?
>>
>>551098806
Even /pol/ is in on the fun
>>
>>551122205

No, just serious devotion to their beliefs.

>>551122274

>I'm sure all of those liberals you know would be quite so very accepting were he an 8/10 or above, and atleast 20 years younger

No, they'd condemn any action which causes someone to stick out in a way that would collect derision.

>But this is all good fun, and I'm waiting for this to hit the sweetspot of lulz

The OP wants his father to be humiliated

>Shut your posting cunt

There's really nothing more for me to say, but if there is I'm going to continue running my mouth. Sorry.

>>551122363

How about your boss? Or your coworkers? What happens if they find out about something like this, and decide to fire or harass you until you quit?

Do you think this doesn't happen?

>>551122457

It doesn't matter what class you're a part of. Some people out there will make your life a living hell over something like this.

It makes no sense, and it's completely wrong, but that's life.

Given what the OP has said, I think this is his intention.
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>>551123398
It is pretty obvious that at one time she was into this. Your mom obviously used to dress up in a catholic school uniform, put her hair up in pigtails and tell daddy that she's sorry but she to throw away her panties because she had a little accident at school, and then she would bend over and show him her bare pudenda. Your father would then make his little girl, your mother, spread her cheeks for him while he administered her punishment, which was his cock sliding into her little girl ass with no lube.

Your mom has obviously lost interest in this sort of thing and now your dad has to look to other little girls to meet the needs your mother should be administering to.
If she feels she is too old to play the part anymore, then she should play the part of school teacher who goes out and finds little girls for the principle to punish.

Really, is it that hard to understand?
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>>551124558
Sweet dreams, anons
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So hawt
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>>551125394
I gagged a little.
You guys are ruining my life.
>>
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This has to be the funniest shit ever, this thread has me in tears
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>>551125530
You wanted this. Now take it. Let daddy wake you up by rubbing his rock hard boner all over your anoos with his ashy dick.
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>>551124558
Yessir
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>>551098806
Your dad is hot as fuck. Where do you guys live?
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Somebody needs to show all of these photos to your dad OP, his reaction is the only thing that wil top this thread
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>>551125928
inb4 50 anons show up at OPs house and have a giant orgy with his dad
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>>551125530
This is /b/...
Don't you fucking understand, faggot?
Just let us fuck with you OP
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>tfw I don't find this really that funny but I really want to
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>>551125143
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>>551126286
I feel bad for you son.
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It has Risen!
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>>551126286
Im sorry for you. Did you not even find the /soc/ cross post even a little amusing?
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>>551117841
JESUS FUCKING ANAL CHRIST
YOUR RIGHT
OP YOUR FATHER IS A FUCKING SEXUAL LEGEND, WHEN HE GETS HOME WE BETTER KNOW YOU PRAISED THAT DICK ALL NIGHT LONG
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>>551125882
Turns out I have no idea what I'm doing.
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OPs moment of conception.
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>>551126573
Well that isnt at all what I requested but I appreciate it
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>>551126184
Also, let us fuck your father
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>your Dad
>joins Nick Cave for Grinderman show
>fits right in
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>>551126681
>black face
>white hands
>white legs
Seems legit.
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>>551126573
So many keks to be had
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>>551126707
Yeah, cause I had no idea what I was doing.
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>>551125019
Yes, except in their own little tumblrverse they would exercise the very things they would "condemn"
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>>551117471

Chuckled hard
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>>551126540
I did giggle a little but it was nowhere near satisfactory. And I tried to get into this but no success... I guess I just had to be here from the start.
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Bump limit, we're going down cap'n.
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>>551126730
Looks like he is a sex addict.
I don't even know.
When he comes home from
Denny's we are going to have
some heated words.
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