I just found my father on fetlife.
What the fuck even is this picture.
He is eating one of my mothers
favorite "magnum" ice creams.
Is he trying to be sexy?
Should I let him know I know?
Wat do /b/?
Pic 100% related.
blackmail him obvs, do it anonymously so he doesnt know it's you. you know everything about him, and have access to all of these pics(save them before saying shit).
Here is a picture of him while we
were visiting family. Oh god.
His fetish list involves dd/lg.
I'm sick to my stomach.
I am on fetlife myself.
A mutual friend had liked his
photo, so it came up on my dash.
The retard posted his actual city.
I am so disgusted.
Your dad seems like an okay guy.
Compared to most people on fetlife. Your parents seem to have a good time without being demented. Be happy for them. Leave him alone and try to forget it.
It's tough being married for a long time.
Haha, well id do my best to bury that to the side for as long as you can. That isnt a can of worms i would like to open.
Unless you actually really don't like your dad and have evidence of him getting around, he might just be on there for a little ego boost without doing anything in real life.
>He is listed as single.
Blackmail. Anonymous letter, lots of personal info included, printed copies of all of the pictures and pictures of his profile included, say you will tell your mom. Even if he deletes his profile he cant get out of it.
If he has some money ask for something like 10k, give him a month.
I am asking a chick friend who is
a little on Fet to help me out. She will
say wherever I want. What should I
say to really fuck him over. My mom
doesn't deserve this shit.
Keep in mind though, blackmail IS illegal.
Make the notes IMPOSSIBLE to track. Leave them on his vehicle seat if he parks outside, or something like that.
When pickup time comes, make an excuse for you to be in the area you tell him to go.
I.E. "drop it off in x place", and then make an excuse for you to be there if he(or the cops) catch you. He will never suspect that his own son would blackmail him in this way, so you can slip out of it as long as you have a good excuse. Make an excuse to tell your mom you're going there, for example.
Just get some dirt from her convos, screenshot EVERYTHING on his fetlife, and blackmail him.
If you want to you can tell your mom with a second anonymous letter after you get the cash. That's basically the best way to fuck him over, make him make sacrifices(selling his motor cycle, selling stuff off from hobbies, whatever to raise the money) and then still let your mom know.
Again, set the bar right. If he collects guns and could probably sell his for 7k total, ask him for 5k. If he has a 20k motor cycle, ask him for 10k. See what I mean? Set it so he has to make sacrifices, but not so high that it seems helpless.
how about this move out of your dads house you fucking loser faggot lmao who cares if hes on some weird ass sex site your on fucking /b/ you fucked up piece of shit your dads probably half the man you will ever be.
In fact, I wouldn't even use her. Too easy to trace. Make it all on paper. Don't hand write anything.
He's your dad, you can figure out ways to get letters to him.
Someone needs to shop his face onto the magnum ice cream
OK done :)
Having my chick friend gain his
confidence. She is about to offer
to meet up with him tonight. Let's
see what happens.
Not sure why it is showing something else
let the games begin
roll the dice
I am tired
>we have adopted him as
>it is ok
>Dad now famous!
>stats in AXE body spray commercial
Best thread of the year
Yeah I don't know what happened there but ?!?
>Dad now STAR of the show
>Happy Dad day
>see on Imgur
>Dad famous now
>Dad make loads money
>Axe body spray
>71 which is a 69 with 2 fingers up your ass
you can't stop what has already been set in motion
"Having sex to Rob Zombie music"
>too many ideas
>Dad makes Axe body spray cash money
>Dad meme celebrates Father's Day with Janes Addiction
this thread is amazing
The fetishes get worse and worse.
Oh hey you like?
>Dad Axe body spray commercial
>rake in big cash
>actually meet Rob Zombie
For the love of god If I could take one quote to be repeated throughout eternity here on /b/ it would be this.
This is not the direction
I thought my thread would go.
>Dad loves you
>Happy Fahzhahhh's Day
>AXE booty spray
>star in movie
which is a 69 with 2 fingers up your ass
>sloth can dream
>sloth on fast track
I can't even.
The highest of keks
>Dad so famous
>made loads of money on Axe
>star in new show Halt and Catch Fire
If my dad ever sees this I
This just in: OP's dad has replaced Kirk Hammett as lead guitarist in Metallica.
71 which is a 69 with 2 fingers up your ass
He just added my chick friend.
Oh my fucking god guys.
His dick is the most vile thing
I have seen in my short 24 years
Damn OP'. Your dad is famous and not dead after all.
>lives the high life
>Axe soap commercial
>famous Dad now
My bad. How could I forget a drop shadow.
I'm going to hell for this shoop
My fucking face when...
Haven't seen a thread this good in awhile.
>never stop dreaming
>cannot be stopped
best thread of the last 4 or 5 months
I made some more improvements
>you love meme of Dad
>so much laugh
Lock the door. Don't let him in. Im afraid to let you know OP. Your dad is a creep. Enjoy sleeping in the same house as him. As he creeps around with those fingernails and that ashy dick Sucking on your mothers Magnums.
>mfw Denny is some guy he met on fetlife who invited him over to eat a whole box of ice cream bars with him
What the fuck, your father looks like Fernando the manwhore!
FUCK. Picture for ants. Let me fix that.
You're posting your father's picture on /b/, and telling everyone that you found it on fetlife.
This is pretty much the most shameful display imaginable. You should delete this thread immediately, not tell your father, and hope that this never sees the light of day.
If it does, it's your obligation to kill yourself.
>keks for Denny's
This thread has officially been archived. You're welcome faggots.
He cheated on my sick mother.
He ate her only joy in life (her magnums).
Now he is fucking around at a dennys
spending god knows how much on
shit after his fat ass just ate. Fuck him
and his crunchy dick.
Say what you want, but I'm not the one posting pictures of their family members on /b/ for everyone to laugh at.
Do you think this isn't going to come back to bite *you* on the ass?
>Not replacing all the chinks faces.
yeah man his dad looks like a karate expert and world cultured gentleman, im sure in between his grunting and brow furrowing op will have some sort of price to pay.
2/2 same thread
Dude, even if he didn't, he has posted this on a website deliberately looking for a fuckbuddy. Even if he has not physically cheated yet, he has cheated and has clear intent to. Fuckwad dad.
>He cheated on my sick mother
So you're going to make your family a laughingstock. That'll show him.
>He ate her only joy in life (her magnums)
You're doing this over ice cream?
>Now he is fucking around at a dennys spending god knows how much on shit after his fat ass just ate
If he makes the money, he can do what he wants. Even if he doesn't, you're being ridiculous.
>Fuck him and his crunchy dick
You and your family are a flaming airplane heading towards the ground.
I wish you the best.
>won't happen again until 2049
someone should shoop him with star sunglasses like these.
Same thread 2/2
Captcha: tagesil BADCOCK
>the dad being known as a creep doesn't reflect on the entire family's social standing, you nitwit, this isn't japan
Do you live on Mars? I don't know anyone who would find this acceptable, and all the people I know are rapid liberals, especially towards sex.
We don't live in a world where you can be a creepy fetishist and get away with it. Everyone will laugh at you, even for being associated with such a person.
It seems to work just fine for me.
MFW this is what I do on a Friday night
I'm sure all of those liberals you know would be quite so very accepting were he an 8/10 or above, and atleast 20 years younger.
But this is all good fun, and I'm waiting for this to hit the sweetspot of lulz. Shut your posting cunt
>once in a lifetime
>sneak attack ass smack
>all day nipple play
>want some candy, little girl?
Your mom clearly won't ask for "a lick of Daddy's chocolate bar." This is all her fault. It wouldn't be necessary if she would just do ass to mouth while begging Daddy to ram her little baby butt.
If your mom can't fulfill her wifely duties then your dad has a right to get his needs met elsewhere.
u want sum candie lit girl
requesting someone make a 71dad version of this gif
Up the road, not cross the street. Right anon? ;)
Even /pol/ is in on the fun
No, just serious devotion to their beliefs.
>I'm sure all of those liberals you know would be quite so very accepting were he an 8/10 or above, and atleast 20 years younger
No, they'd condemn any action which causes someone to stick out in a way that would collect derision.
>But this is all good fun, and I'm waiting for this to hit the sweetspot of lulz
The OP wants his father to be humiliated
>Shut your posting cunt
There's really nothing more for me to say, but if there is I'm going to continue running my mouth. Sorry.
How about your boss? Or your coworkers? What happens if they find out about something like this, and decide to fire or harass you until you quit?
Do you think this doesn't happen?
It doesn't matter what class you're a part of. Some people out there will make your life a living hell over something like this.
It makes no sense, and it's completely wrong, but that's life.
Given what the OP has said, I think this is his intention.
It is pretty obvious that at one time she was into this. Your mom obviously used to dress up in a catholic school uniform, put her hair up in pigtails and tell daddy that she's sorry but she to throw away her panties because she had a little accident at school, and then she would bend over and show him her bare pudenda. Your father would then make his little girl, your mother, spread her cheeks for him while he administered her punishment, which was his cock sliding into her little girl ass with no lube.
Your mom has obviously lost interest in this sort of thing and now your dad has to look to other little girls to meet the needs your mother should be administering to.
If she feels she is too old to play the part anymore, then she should play the part of school teacher who goes out and finds little girls for the principle to punish.
Really, is it that hard to understand?
Sweet dreams, anons
Somebody needs to show all of these photos to your dad OP, his reaction is the only thing that wil top this thread
This is /b/...
Don't you fucking understand, faggot?
Just let us fuck with you OP
JESUS FUCKING ANAL CHRIST
OP YOUR FATHER IS A FUCKING SEXUAL LEGEND, WHEN HE GETS HOME WE BETTER KNOW YOU PRAISED THAT DICK ALL NIGHT LONG
Turns out I have no idea what I'm doing.
OPs moment of conception.
>joins Nick Cave for Grinderman show
>fits right in
Yeah, cause I had no idea what I was doing.
I did giggle a little but it was nowhere near satisfactory. And I tried to get into this but no success... I guess I just had to be here from the start.
Looks like he is a sex addict.
I don't even know.
When he comes home from
Denny's we are going to have
some heated words.