Here's some fresh OC.
some guy in my school
Mmm.. we're getting somewhere
It's not a trap...
fresh off my facebook jesus christ
that's far enough
Well since you asked politely...
oh and by the way none of them are native english speaker nor do they live in an english speaking country
pic related, teh dude on the left is brown
also jesus christ that chick
Just some bro's teasing. 0/10
Can you GTFO now?
Seriously... don't make me post more zipper pics..
These people are sick and don't need you making fun of them. 0/10
It's just mentally ill people. Stop getting all smug over thinking you're so much smarter than them. 0/10
This is not mental illness, this is postmodernism at its absolute worst. I blame Derrida and Judith Butler.
It's a little to much unbearable..
They're confused kids, clam down. 0/10
Just a sexually confused kid. 0/10
Nothing wrong with having confidence. It's actually very desirable. 0/10
I have 100s of these.
>be a dwarf
>find your treacherous girlfriend sleeping with your father like the whore she is
>strangle her to death
>shoot your dad to death with a crossbow while he's on the toilet
>turns out he doesn't actually shit gold
Happy father's day.
Yeah, fuck you too
Another angry confused person. 0/10
This is cringe nigga. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onDCvHtHSkY
I have gone into your future and you
will do just fine.
MFW i have that headset
Yes, I am boiling with rage right now
I think this thread is relevant for my question. Am I a beta too?
I have a gf, but it's a bad relationship.
I don't have what it takes to quit.
I can't kill myself because I am scared of death.
I have no job.
I can't even answer the phone due to social phobia
I sometimes forget what I'm doing
I shower once a week or less
So does my gf. We're both fucked
I only eat wheat and noodles because of no money
Sometimes I am too scared to even leave the apartment
My gf has a cleaning job in the supermarket
She bought me shampoo
The thing is I used to make 4k a month easily with no job just internet stuff like web design and general marketing
But now everything seems pointless and no matter what I do I can't succeed in anything.
I even piss myself at the bathroom sometimes because of weird dick.
Just a guy waiting waiting for his dream girl, I feel the same way about women and my music taste. It's normal. 0/10
he's like a white Jaden Smith...
Heaven is the ID you get when you put ''Sage'' in the email field. And is not a single person and therefor cannot be a fag.
Very funny. 10/10
too much cringe for me... I'm out
Fresh OC from literally 30 mins ago
Man i don't know if it's the way you use punctuation or caps but you seem like such a fucking asshole
like one of those guys that goes around commenting on youtube or something
Some oc from the beta overlord
Are you the narrow minded, arrogant cunt shaded in brown? You're just as dumb and ignorant as that bitch in your little post. Get some empathy, swine. Shit stains like you are the real reason why nothing ever works. Shit stains like you are why people devolve into weak minded amoebas. Your reality can't stand the test of nature so you take it out on other delusional fucks to make yourself feel better. I was there. I was a huge faggot. I was also a selfish piece of shit with no real drive other than putting stress and anguish upon others. I hope someday I get to meet you so I can mollywop the unholy fucking bejeezus out your pussy ass.
Beta is used mainly to describe a person who are unable to function normally in a social setting (too nervous etc). Or someone who has a mental state that renders their behavior vastly different like most people (wether that be mental disorders or just being extremely weird like furry people and the like).
So if you can associate with either you probably are.
black fedora, (-1), unbuttoned piece of rug shit shirt, black v-neck undershirt, white watch, white belts, blue/black shoes with lime green laces. fucking disgusting.
Nah, I think you have all the potential to get your life together, that 4k a month shit is absolutely dope. It's all pointless but you're here so you might as well enjoy yourself and be the best you you can be. Start making some money and find out what makes you happy.
I used to be very insecure in a social setting.
Then i got a job being around other people, and actually embracing has helped me immensly. Even to the point where i can flirt without really thinking about having to be nervous.
You just have to feel good about yourself, EVEN when you screw up. Just keep feeling good, and over time (was like 2½ years for me) you just start translating that confidence into actual results.
Oh, just try not to act freaky, rather just be short or not say anything, than saying something fucked up. Over time it will start to feel natural about what to say, don't force yourself to say something, that mostly goes bad.
Thats all the advice i can give
no shit it's almost like there is a little tag next to the date that tell us if it's the same person posting.
Never implied anything of the sort, i just gave advice from my personal experience on how to become better at social interaction, if you aren't comfortable doing it. Seeing this is a Beta thread i thought it would be fitting for the general theme
I've always wondered about this one, he had his goal set to owning the worlds largest collection of pads. Does that mean there's another record holder that he hasn't beaten yet? Is this a thing?
The important thing is being around other people (so go get a job) slowly you will start feeling more comfortable around the people you work closely with (join conversations if it feels natural to say something, dont force it).
After that you will then slowly translate that to talking with random people (although that takes a lot longer)
oh shit whats google
a spiderman thread
Sir you sound like an asshole, like you've drunk the kool-aid. Nothing more. You became happy in your life, doesn't mean you did it the right way.
> EVEN when you screw up. Just keep feeling good,
Yeah, brilliant advice asshole.
Can somebody just stab everybody who posts memes in comments on Facebook?
So because i am happy with my life i'm doing it wrong? I seriously fail to see your arguement here.
I am simply putting out what has worked for me, and made me able to interact with other people without being nervous or stumbling over words.
You think my advice is ridiculous? don't use it! Not that hard.
There was a thread a few years ago where people made Hitlers (Hi) and Stalins (Ss) a unit of measure based upon how many people they somewhat directly caused the death of.
That makes me want to kill myself, I don't want to live in the same reality as people like that.
I was there /b/ro. I was there.
Fresh OC right from my yearbook this year
Wtf is this garbage?
dude i had internal piles at 16, and had to get coned, that's not cringe, just painful
This mother fucker went to my school, he would wear dog ears and a furry tail everywhere in school and his steampunk fedora every hat day
The chick cosplaying Chi Chi has stronger forearms than every other guy in this pic
>except maybe Mr. Satan
You definitely asserted that being different, or, indifferent, to the status quo was somehow akin to being ill, wrong, or diseased.
Your situation has served you well. That's okay but the way you tried to apply that to other people was ignorant and boisterous.
Blake: The early years
Why do people find it funny to make fun of bronies? We've done nothing wrong except being cringy but still this is just fucking cruel
I hate bronies that flaunt the shit but still the guys dead
It's not just any guy.
Ever heard of Maoist Rebel News?
He is hilarious. Love watching his bullshit. You seen his lattes one about Fallout 3?
girl in the purple and bottom right are fkn cute as fk. Would rail until no tomorrow then game then rail again rinse repeat until our genitals corrode off.
Yes, and it's fucking terrible.
Also, do a google images search for "maoist rebel news". You will thank me.
Hence why postmodernism is a real problem.
Think of it this way: science can't tell where Species 1 ends and Species 2 begins, so because we can't define what Species 1 is over Species 2, why can't I be any species I want to be?
That's basically their reasoning.
pic related in too many ways
DJ Paulo UK Scum
lost my shit at polygon fag shit
Yeah, people who disagree with religion are all "betas", it's just special snowflake syndrome, not a legitimate philosophical debate or anything.
Because 4chan told you so.
It's not like it might be a forced meme to associate young atheists with hate for hipsters for political reasons or anything.
why don't you go kill yourself insipid fuckstain. Why don't you like become who you are and lurk /pol/ instead of shitting forced memes all over /b/
10/10 for wiki vandalism
>inb4 pamperchu is alpha as fuck
move in new house, see this.
I tried to walk in the same retarded shoes of a brony for a day, I really did.
I sat there watching MLP, a full episode, so I can understand what they love about it so much. I still don't understand and even worst, I'm even more confused then ever.
I can understand when I watch other shows, like spongebob, adventure time, and regular show. At least they had some elements that some adults would find amusing. MLP is plan opposite, its for young girls. A "normal" adult male would cringe at watching this..
So, I tried /b/. But MLP is really man babies and autistic retards.
A buddy of mine literally JUST uploaded this , i instantly knew i had to share it with you guys
also, check my 2
I did the same. Didn't get it.
Feast your eyes on this nostalgia gem of cringe
bumping and contributing
well as a fan of animation I liked watching mlp for its simplicity and innocence. You just get a meal, turn on an episode and after 20 minutes you succesfully wasted some time.
Also the show gets too predictable since they rely on pre approved child cartoon plot writing about in the middle of season 2, its when the first director left. So I really just recommend watching season 1.
TIS NOW A SHARKY THREAD
I like the show, it's decently written, it's properly animated, it's a fun show as cartoons for kids go. Well I only saw the first season and the 1st ep of the 2nd season.
It just doesn't cross my mind to go all creepy pedo furfag on it.
The thing is, I don't really believe bronies sincerely "like" the show as such. It's like it "touches" them in their special pedo spot which triggers them to want to corrupt it's innocense and of course the whole world has to be confronted with it.
I mean, really, what's wrong with a wholesome good old cartoon for kids? I know, its for little girls and not for men, but you can still.. appreciate the craftsmanship, or something?
Being a brony is just 90% about yelling FUK U MOM N DAD U DONT EVEN KNOW ME in a pony costume with a dragon dildo up your ass. The whole subculture is just rotten. Some people just think it's a good piece of animation.
This is hilarious.
Story as told to me by friend on IRC about 10-15 years ago:
>meet girl online
>talking for a couple of months
>drive across the state to meet her at mall
>she shows up with her parents
>... and her wheelchair
>mfw I didn't know she was in a wheelchair
>mfw parents go around mall with us and sit next table over in food court
>gradually stop talking
>guess she lived too far away
How insanely satisfying it would be to just lock all the doors then open up on that crowd with a minigun.
God damn that feels good to think about.
This is golden lol
tfw modern science began in the middle east.
Just as bad as what the pop "singers" put on the market these days.
Pic related. It's what that video is.
I absolutely love the fact we're now using this as a reaction image.
Got any more of this kid? Its entertaining as fuck because I think he's british, but he's whining in that american elliot rodgers style. Fascinating.
This is true. Infact, beta is most normal people, these guys are more like omegas.
And what we call omegas are basically uncatergorized, they wouldnt survive in a pack.
Do furries all have characters with names, and do things like elaborate narrative play-sex? Seems fun. Not into the furry fetish, but I could put on a suit and have adventures.
Then they have sex with each other. They probably get laid more often than any trap-jerking-off-to faggots in a beta thread. Ain't even mad, just saying. It's their fetish thing and they close down entire hotels just to have giant fur-fag orgies.
i will post what i got.
this girl pretends to have a justin bieber boyfriend on her bf
making pictures like these and the fake account thats her boyfriend replies to her
kinda sad how she doesnt know it and think they are dating
Gently flick the tip of my tongue across the slit until it grows to be semi-erect, then insert that beautiful specimen deep into my throat to cover it with my juices as I gag, and ram my asshole against the fence as he stimulates my prostate until his hot seed fills my anus. I would deny myself an orgasm.
> Beta is used mainly to describe a person who are unable to function normally in a social setting
And this motherfucker can't even answer a phone.
idk, the fact that I'd barely fit crawling through that and the balls are much lighter than I remember, kinda ruined ball pits for me. I should have just left it as the paradise I thought it was as a kid.
this is the same guy who did the "i'll show you how to eat a girl out" video isnt it.
>The man on the train stop was small
>waiting for his train
>then he heard cho choing
>he saw a blue figure come down the rails
>it was Thomas the Tank Engine
>Come on small man you don't want to be late for your meeting
>the man came aboard
>shovel my coal into the fire and we'll go on an adventure
>the man shovels coal into the fire
>at a warped speed Thomas cho choed into a rainbow land
>the two were at the top of a rainbow then
>the man saw a chair appear
>Thomas tells the man to sit in the chair
>the chair suddenly straps the man's arms and legs to its arms and legs
>Thomas tells the man that MLPs are going to rape him
>the man cries
>Thomas bursts up some smoke and blows it towards the man
>the man feels better
>the magical ponys come and rape the man.
>blood is all over
>Thomas reassures the man everything will be okay
>the man cries
>the man starts to grow hooves and a tail
>he starts turning into a fat MLP
>your one of us one of the other pony's say
>Thomas says to the man everything will be okay
>Thomas travels back to the train station
>Everyone is happy