New Drawthread hosted by yours truly!
>Some shitty Anon who is not a drawfag
>Btw borrowing your pic Lindy
It's all good, op! Borrow away~
Noice! Here's my ID in case you wanna ask anything
>tfw I made that request
Some music to jam to while drawfagging
Just anything White Stripes or Black Keys
this is true.
THE TRANSFORMATION MUSIC
Thanks for the heads up! No questions come to mind right now. I could only think of adding some details, if you want, unless you did already start working on it. (and unless that was a misquote)
aw that's a compliment i've never heard in my life. thanks~
so are you my friend, take it sleazy!!
fast? holy shit nah man i'm slow as shit...
by the way i almost didn't notice you. hey guy <3
I'm off to bed finally, night!
Where's the music, Sloth....
I.... I can't hear it....
>using a filthy remix destroying P&S's OST
You're not worthy of wearing anything remotly kawaii....
Im good man thanks.
I was wrong, instead of tits transformation, its an ass transformation!
>I should've known, I am an ass man after all
My preference for now
So we transforming like sloth into our true selves?
You know I'm just playing.
the second option, though seeing it in words makes it seems better than having a stalker stalker.
Bawble here, taking requests
i forgot what i was going to write here
*Bee thrust to maintain dominance* Step up nigga.
I thought for sure I was gonna get flamed for liking the White Stripes, that's why I didn't post with pic
I'm streaming a playlist of Stripes, Raconteurs, and a few of Jack White's solo songs right now. Jack White is my fucking musical inspiration, also he looks like Egoraptor would in 10-20 years.
I'll listen to some of that, see how I like it
Alright weird request but im looking for a dick wearing a tux and monacle with a cane and top hat. Named Sir Ron von Long Shlong. Lemme know if you can do it
I kinda like your transformation
swan what is that even.
TRANSFORMATION KUROMU COMPLETE
TRANSFORMATION NO CHROMEZ
"Take all your problems and rip 'em apart.."
"Oh.. oh,. Uhuh oh.."
(AWESOME LOUD ASS RIFF)
Have you ever seen It Might Get Loud? If you are musically inclined at all i highly advise watching it. Its got jimmy page and jack white in it and they basically just hang out and chat and play music. Some other irrelevant faget from U2 is there as well.
here lurking sup everybody
you need undies
bagman youre grounded
Malder wouldnt be too interesting, cloaked dark skinned that smokes violently and wears a mask
Slothy's got the ass and her tits have the mass.
was it something about a fish being about yay big?
Salt spill to dominate dominance, shut the fuck up nigga
Sup morphy tits
thanks bruh, might not need it. think i scared her off
thanks, its just an idea though
bagman prepare dat ass
Shit nigguh, let's see... maybe a sword that takes over your body, or maybe a powerful influence from a spirit of old gripping at your consciousness.... maybe a combat pass, or you could just go with the good ole Super Saiyan
She was definitely... interesting. To be honest I was rather scared of her, something about her felt... off.
Here you go, one herm/norm lindy lovefest~ Hope it's alright!
Lol I bet~
Last week people stood and cheered for me. This week (same place) I got kicked off stage.
the only two reactions I get is hatred and love. NEVER IN BETWEEN.
Does that mean I am onto something huge? (People hate musicial geniouses like Kayne and Skrillex, so maybe)
eh same in the robot form too.
yes, the revealing of my transformation
thats all it takes~
YOU'RE NOT REEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLL FAKE DAD.
Zander pls. All that salt's gonna make your cholesterol skyrocket.
srs? Are you absolutely sure? I mean, you won't really know until you try! Well you could always draw femswan giving a bj or hj, if you aren't ready yet to accept our hermaphrodite overlords. I liked that moment when you sat on Marc, it startled me how hot that shit was. I simultaneously went "BONER NO" and "MASAKA, when did Shigeru-san get dis gud".
my prediction is unclear
ask again later
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Yeah, I watched it a few months back. This was my favorite part. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xca2A6y5rYc
In my free time other than drawfagging, I play bass and guitar. I'm mostly into slide guitar in blues and shit. I Fought Piranhas by is by far my favorite to play and listen to because of that. And Jack just walks up and builds a guitar with a plank of wood, a guitar string, and a glass bottle and plays it. If that isn't badass I don't know what is.
I love his natural and raw ideas toward music and guitar-playing.
And i'll just stop right there because I'm fanjizzing too much
I like this transformation. If it means more tits and ass, then by all means transform away!
Lindy, jerk off Anon with your tail pls
Haha I heard they all look the same!
Meh, to each their own I suppose.
I'll give it a try later today, if anything just add me on skype or something, I'll send it to you directly. (shigeru_swan) I need practice anyway
As a bifaggot, I just like my sexes... non-mixed? lol
When have I ever sat on Marc? haha
time to draw with crayons like the old times and also im lazy
nothing visiting where everything started
take off the bag and confront the true
im not really sure how to feel about this statement, is that you stalker?
.. and some coffee
How much mileage does this arm get?
Swan, your not grounded anymore.
I can't take off my bag. It's my face.
Don't I owe you a hug from like a month ago?
I'd play something for you but I'm at my girlfriend's tonight. So no guitar. You a drawfag? Or do you at least visit these threads often?
and some breasts~
then i shall
Why, hello rocky.
>ITT: inferior musicians
You guys wouldn't know talent if it hit you on the head. I am a god of music. the next musicial god.
while you guys get to play your boring sets where nobody watches. I am there either getting kicked off early or begged for an encore.
See you guys from the top of the charts
Keep boring your crowds guys
Sorry for that. It's been a while.
I visit the threads pretty often
Usually when people refer to "chris 2.0" they are talking about me. And dont believe anything anyone says about me. The name is just a joke, i am nothing like chris.
Salted dildo's and open ass wounds
mh, Feeling like I should Human Zander it up
And I still like it haha
Skyrocket like my boot in your ass
Likely to some degree
I fucking love those things
Cool, Totally delusional but cool
Well as long as that's true, otherwise I would've just hung myself for being part of the "Chris" crowd
but maybe I'll record something for you in a day or two.
by the way, if you haven't seen this yet, it's one of my favorite Stripes performances.
got any recordings? I'll actually give you musical critiques, I'm curious how you really sound.
this isn't my watch
>MFW i discover that Alexander is a terrible artist
christ why do people save my stuff
thats pretty rood dood
what the fuck is this even
ill critique your work as honest as possible if you do the same. but chances are you sound like a generic rip off of your fave musicial artist.
this was my 7th live show ever:
I am on #12 now. im a very new musician.
anyways prepare to love it or hate it. because nobody has any other opinions
(p.s. song 2 sounds nothing alike song 1)
I can tell you what time it is.
cuz u draw gud u faget
This is just a note letting you know you are my draw-fag crush, and I hope you are prepared to take responsibility.
Can you do a roller derby version?
a month belated hug is kinda a stretch but alright, it doesnt cost me anything i guess
possibly, ill keep you posted.
I am well as far as I can tell. I can see you're up to your old ways then huh?
Oh man, Hey dude whats up?
Nigger don't lie to me
Also how do I hair
I listened to exactly one minute of that and started cringing uncontrollably.
You really are a no talent hack. A retarded toddler could write what you just played. If originality were chocolate you wouldnt have one hershy kiss.
Please cease to damage peoples eardrums with your "creativity"
No probs, you can take your time with the drawing, I might actually be leaving too in a bit, I will just ask you about it the next time I see you around. Or hit you up on Tumblr. I'm not currently using Skype but will note it down in case I will in the future. As for you sitting on Marc, I think that happened, maybe Marc can tell us if I was just hallucinating or something. Or I will try to look if I do have it saved. One thing's for sure, femswan was sitting on someone and it was hotter than it should be. Pretty much no point in me saging anymore but whatevs. Sorry for the slow and possibly flawed reply, my brain is turning off. And I like the drawing you just posted.
No problemo, looks like you've put effort in the drawing and I appreciate that. Thanks again.
im going to take mic and imma damage ya. Because I am a literal human god.
CHRIS BISHOP IS A GOD AMONG MEN. AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS UNINFORMED OR UNINTELLIGENT
I am impossible to get bored by. why? because I am a social revolution within myself. I have revolutionized the world and nobody has an inth of knowledge next to me. I am a human god. expect people to worship me in the future
sorry zander i cant draw
i dont know!!!
trying to draw but is hard
I still am for some reason
can you draw me these bewbs
but are you accurate to the picosecond
is that why people either cheer or kick me off? I have already had multiple STANDING OVATIONS. Gigs offered. And I am completely remembered.
Like I said you either LOVE me or HATE me. There is no in between. and thats why I attract attention. nobody will forget CHRIS BISHOP. I am the best musician of my generation
You are really beautiful and I love beautiful men. Very handsome. I mean it sincerely. You are a very talented artist too.
Hello! How are you, friend?
Hello Eva! I understand that expression completely. Hope you're alright.
just another day in the life.. I thought this was a ghost. wtf guy
will def try, you too dovakin.
>You either love me or hate me
Im guessing its mostly hate. It really takes a fucking sociopath to adore being hated. Many people im guessing do not give a fuck about the horrid fart noises you make on stage. They probably are laughing their asses off internally but trying not to be rude so they stand and clap like you've actually done something useful with your time.
listen... No hate, no avatarfagging, just person to person. I think you should talk things over with a psychiatrist. I'm not saying you're crazy, you're completely normal, you just should try sorting things out. You might have a lot going on in your life and you need someone to explain things to and get some help from. Just take a visit. If you can't afford a therapist at least. Just consider it, man. Everyone needs help through situations, it's nothing to feel ashamed about. We all have different ways of handling it, but it helps a lot to have a person there who knows his stuff to help even more.
you mean sads, no i am not her.
Names chrome/sloth...should i get off?
why are you so tall.
I bet you would.
Pretty good. Listened to one minute of chris' shitnoise and puked in my own mouth but other than that things have been peachy. How are you holdin' up?
Why am I not surprised? Not used to drawing lewds so sorry if it's crap.
Quit staring ya creep!
I haven't heard that one in a while!
It's feelin' good~
i ain't no creep, i'm a nut wink wink
srsly though too cute
d-d'you think... maybe... possibly... one pic before i go to bed... cute red...?
You worthless faggot
oh christ I know its fucking hot around here, damn climate changes
accept him faggu
Slothy, You know me
bag.... Did... Did I miss something?
Sure it is
yeah, pretty tired, but i have a day off tomorrow so i want to stay up late and sleep in
sure, why not?
uhm.... guitar isn't for everyone?
i love you, too, anon <3
hey! good to see you silence~
what you up to this late?
hey hey~ tohma is it?
yeah, i'm good, just tired. how are you, friend?
whoa, baglady lookin' good
I'm alright. Were you the same person I spoke with yesterday? I'm sorry you felt sick..was it really live, though? I would be terrified to play a live show because I am not very brave.
I meant it as a compliment. The lines you make are very admirable. I am not very good.. I was idiot enough to think tablet would be just like paper. But you make me want to try harder. Good luck with everything.
it was in the design specification
Awesome compliment. At least I affected you hard.
eh i always knew the majority of the thread would make you dislike me. but thats okay. you will get the privelege to be proven heavily wrong about me.
you keep on proving that I am going to be famous as fuck. like I said YOU EITHER LOVE ME OR HATE ME. Thats how Steve jobs and bill gates and John lennon and martin luther king got somewhere
listen, no hate.... I AM THE GREATEST MUSICIAN IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW. I HAVE NO REASON TO STOP THIS GROUNDBREAKING WORK.
Everyone who has made it went through exactly what I am going through now.
I need to be either extremely loved or extremely hated. thats what I am. that's what will make me extremely famous. trust me, nobody can forget me. I am engraved I to everyone's mind.
Dude come on. Strive for something great, not to just leave an impression. You need to accomplish things in life and not go out as 'that one guy who was totally shitty but everyone remembers because of how shitty he is" Git gud scrub, only then will you be mlg
u feel me homie?
work is fun, but sleeping the majority of the day is even more fun~
here are your giant bewbs+lactation~
hazel you're such a cutie
Nice wall of shitscribble psycho
You should listen to the one person trying to help you and seek psychological counseling. If your not "crazy" then what have you got to lose? You kind of seem like someone suffering from a long term manic episode brought on by bipolar disorder. That or cut and dry stimulant psychosis. But thats just one armchair psychologists opinion.
up to you, i got boobs on my head, i cant complain
i guess it does. could be worse. could be carrying the ring of burden, nuh thats heavy
... come on
he's right, y'know
It sure is*
You're enjoying this, aren't you?
I'm not opposed to this.
You horny bastards.
Oh lord, please don't encourage them...
No clue. With my weird schedule I haven't gotten use to sleeping before 12 am. I really should try to sleep though.
Yes! I'm very well. I always look forward to seeing you.
I was not trying to ignore you Chris. I apologize. I just struggle keeping up because I am not very fast at drawing. How are you?
I am Sicilian, but I am not in Italy. I am in USA for now.
no bagg no
>implying I dont get cheered for
>implying some people dont love my work
>implying Skrillex didnt used to make god level music that is extremely hated
>implying I dont jack off to my own songs
you might not have realized by now, but I feel like I write the best rock songs since Tool's lateralus or early Korn. People hate Korn, but they were once ultra gods.
my music is some of the best music of all time. and its a shame you guys cant see exactly how I the artist (plus those who beg for encores)
I know more than psychologist. I am a genious. its normal for geniouses to be seen as retarded at first. name one genious who wasnt seen as that before.
No reason to hide the goods, maybe you'd want to start slow and show us your butt first?
Can you draw her hotdogging with her butt? Or maybe you've drawn that before? in which case never mind.
Im too used to the coast's weather, 70' is fucking hot for me
1v1 me irl fgt dicks big so it hurts
This is My salt...
fine. something like this i guess
its muh cup, maek ur own cup with no blud then. no wer not sharing, yuh critic..
Here's ya butt, ya butt.
but I know more than you. so zip it. im sick of people like you trying to make me be a nobody just because you disagree with my well thought up methods
I am afraid that you dislike me because I think you are fucking fantastic AT TIMES. Somethings I dislike is that you censor yourself to make friends with everyone. That sets you up for failure. idk. I wish you the best. because I can see through the part of you that kicks ass. the part nobody else but yourself can see.
anyways. until I trust that you care for me, ill be fucking weird. but when I do act weird, just let me know nothing is wrong and ill try to believe that.
I wish you had skype and could talk to me
>Trying to make me a nobody
>Dat paranoid delusion
Your doing a pretty good job of making yourself a nobody. You dont need anyones help for that.
technology needs to progress where drawfags can hang out in dreams like in inception.
we'd all just run around and cause mayhem
but i always draw my tits?
it's cool baglady, just don't give up your naughty bits that easy
heh, you're a good sport, i'll try it right now~
i'm not great at boobs though, especially giant ones
i feel you man, i never fall asleep before 1am anymore, even on a work night. i love sleep but i never do it?
you're a sweetie~
what's up, friend?
now that is just darn sweet~
thank you so much!
i don't draw that well, though, why am i your favorite?
I must wonder why males love breasts so much, what do you find so..great about them?
You are both very nice to me. I think everyone should be friends with everyone. But trust is hard to build and it is okay.
Deciding if I should sleep. It is very late here. You always have a lot of requests and you have such smooth lines. I am not very good at things like that.
you guys talk about me behind my back frequently. I am not a nobody, I am just really hated.
This is my first and only serious drawing i ever made. What do you guys think? =D
Are you kidding? BOOBS ARE FILLED WITH MEN'S HOPES AND DREAMS!
However I do agree with Heaven
Ass man for life
No you dingus, i'm not the love interest Anon, only the platonic bro-Anon.
I'm weird, I don't mind sleep, But I like having a lot of time in the day. It's not so much that I can't sleep. I can fall asleep just about anywhere, even somewhat while standing. I just get easily distracted then before I know it it's 3 am and I have class in the morning. I think I'm going to try maybe to at least lay down.
Requesting a Night Lord (Reference Pic) stabbing Anon with a sword while saying 'Death to the False Anon'
ahhh come on Baggot, Cant just turn up like that and not expect anything from me?
ok..... so do you have a napkin or something in your pocket
The reason I am disliked is because I challenge the beliefs of people in this thread (just like with my music).
I have made a better societal standard and I am now clashing it with the old beliefs these people have.
They feel attacked so they must attack me back. Trust me, every genious in history had to deal with this. new beliefs must expect resistance from those who don't question how they are raised.
This is the exact reason I am hated. and why my music is, I challenge the listener to redefine how music can be made.
>Implying we talk about you when your not here
The most we ever say when you are not around is "Chris? Yeah stay the hell away from chris."
Some people (like tohma) fail to heed the warnings
here ya go~
as big as i could get 'em without them looking any sillier
oh man, if the heavens could get in there'd be an endless war
ho ho ho gettin' feisty~
where are you from?
yeah, i guess i get a bunch of requests, but it's usually odd lewd junk. i don't mind it, i just don't like doin' em
eh, my lines are sorta smooth because i draw pretty quickly, everyone is different~
i think you're leagues better than me at drawing, i can't draw people like that
man, distractions can be a bitch.
okay silence, good luck getting sleep, friend~
oh well thats an easy one.
imagine you had no boobs.
makes ya want'em huh??
im not just talking about myself. im talking about every sucessful person on earth.
my revenge is having my words ignored, it ensures your failure. and ensures you'll have a worse life than me
Requests? also. tommy don't do lewds.
Life would be awful boring, I must admit.
Sorry, breh. Only bees.
Very nice, Keep on drawing, and don't forget to have fun. I can't really Tell you where to go as it depends on where you want to go and how serious you are about it.
If you want to improve and expand, I would say look at work of many different artists, drawfags, animators, graphic artists, cartoonists, all the different styles, You see something you like, steal it and try to adapt it to your drawing. No one style is 100% original, We all have influences that make up the way we draw.
Like learning realism is always good, Just because you learn it doesn't mean you always have to draw as realistic as possible, but learning it is a good way to have a foundation to build off of, Once you know the rules, you can better bend them.
Buuut yeah, It all depends on how serious you want to be and where you wanna go. I'd say don't forget the ears. In my case, my hair covers them up because my bangs or what use to be bangs are longer than my face.
keep ignoring me guys. because if you cant see the genious in me, then its proof that you will watch me step above you
I was right all along and you ignored my help
I was here to help you all
I am originally from there. I have been living here for a year or two. I do not care for it much though. Too much violence.
The problem with my tablet is that it is several years old, I can only use 1/2 of the slate before it jeers off insanely. I am pretty sure it and any pressure ability it has is gone.
dude holy shit, i never thought of it that way. I know im sounding like a dick but seriously. And that you can put it that simply makes it all the more poetic
I laughed and cried. godspeed you autistic fagget, make us all proud
I don't want to.
Also there was...an accident~
Hey Bag...you aren't in the clear either...I saw what you did.
Can you open up a can of tuna with your chin?
What the fuck just happened
I see what you did there.
HOW CAN SHE SLAP
hm? What do you want demon?
hmh, Well nevermind your girly phase
What the fucks going on why is this getting so many replies
nice numbers anon
hahahaha its like I am a god who summons a million posters
... oh wait... I am
THIS IS EXTRAORDINARY!!!
Why do you think? It's the greatest post to grace this website in fucking years. Shame on you not to know its glory when you read it with your own eyes!
10/10 post /b/ro
best thing iv seen in a long time
Fucking Christ, I've read this 20 times and still don't get what everyone is so amazed by? Can someone spell out to me why what he said is so epic?
sup? got a problem, marc? step up nigga
patriotic eva done
even threw in a patriotic buttchin
maybe next time~
oh yeah, violence everywhere
ahh, i never had the displeasure of using an old tablet. the first one i bought was an inuos, and i've had it for a few months and never once went bad on me~
invest in a new one? i got this thing on the cheap man
Top lel this nigga
naw, just another thread plotting for his post number
What do you know about stepping up lol
Didn't I kill you once?
From you. whatever you are. Nothing. Ever.
>All dem replies
Guess Chris finally snapped and is samefaggng into oblivion
alright im off to bed. remember. i am here to help you guys be the best you can be