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ITT: anon posts disappointed seagulls who don't quite understand

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ITT: anon posts disappointed seagulls who don't quite understand why they're annoyed
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this seagull recently found out he got passed over for promotion before christmas 2013...
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This is my fetish
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this seagull is diabetic but the store had sold out of diet coke
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this seagull suspects his wife has been cheating on him
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this seagull was telling a great joke he heard..but then messed up the punchline
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this seagull forgot where he parked his car
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this seagull knows where the car is parked, but isn't letting on
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somebody made a "yo momma" joke to this seagull...but he didn't get it
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this seagull got given wrong directions to the party and missed it
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this seagull lost a friend on the beach at normandy..but doesn't like to talk about it
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this seagull thought he'd caught an eel...but it actually turned out to be a used contraceptive
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KEEP GOING
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this seagull never really worked out how to take selfies and somebody laughed on facebook
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this seagull had its food poached by a much faster and more daring seagull that ignored the danger of humans
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Disappointed? I'm not disappointed! I just want you to gizza farken chip, mate!
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this seagull stepped in used gum...and has had a sticky shoe all day
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this seagull has just realised he'll die before he's worked out the meaning of life
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Christ this thread is the shit
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this seagull has realised he's run out of seagull images in his folder
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this seagull just wants to land on the relaxing hammock, but realized that it is just a picture, and will never land on the hammock
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>>550472375
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>>550472375
genius
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this seagull just realized it was landing in the water in the gulf of mexico
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>>550472046
auch
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this seagull realized this will just be another empty box, empty like his his mind that struggles to find meaning in life
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>>550473087
gull loev teh chocolate
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this seagull realized that it should have used its wings to get off the road
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this
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this seagull is wondering why I just scrolled through 400 pictures of seagulls
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this seagull is fishing
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archive this shit
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>>550474000
nice trips seagull bro
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>>550472375
sus
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don't fuck with seagulls dude
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>>550474290
This seagull just walked in on his best friend fucking his wife
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MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINEMINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINEMINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
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I must dance
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this seagull realized it is no match for the power of sorcery
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this seagull realized the beauty of life is in those fleeting moments we often miss
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this seagull realized you were checking it out, but you dont have any scraps of food to throw at it, and as such has no interest in you
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This seagull has a headache
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ill pass the torch back to op, or someone else can take it from here
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>>550470404
I got attacked by these fucker when I was a child. Scared me for life
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>>550470404
fucking assholes all they do is steal food from other birds why don't they go hunt

seaguls are the niggers of bird world
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this thread is golden
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>>550473750
:(
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>>550474290
>>550474290
niggers seaguls are the niggers of the bird world
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this seagull is upset at the amount of scraping your beak is doing while giving him head
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>>550475301
agreed. made my night.
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>>550475301
>>550476221

glad you liked it
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This seagull is just not happy
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>>550476738
that is not a fucking seagull you bitch nigger faggot fuck I hope you brun in your fucking ass greave bitch' I find no fucks to give when I am fucking your stupid downy mom's sweet nigger ass you cholo bitch fuck.
I want to rip a load into your mothers cock and sweet talk your girlfriend itno rimming my nigger ass.
fuck you
fuck you
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this seagull realized life is not only about being a nigger
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>>550470404
It seems all of these seagulls you posted know exactly why they're annoyed
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Why is this thread so amazing?
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