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Post 43 decides what I write on my 100 dollar bill.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Post 43 decides what I write on my 100 dollar bill.
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>>550421514
bamp
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Save your money, Fuck a pony instead.
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cmon faggots..
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niggerfaggot
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>>550422334
close
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>>550422334
rawl
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Trace around your flaccid penor with the sharpie so there is an outline of your very own cack.
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>>550421514
Make the clock tower a penis.
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>>550421514
Penis. Penis. Penis.
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>>550422141
roII
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i came on this
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mail it to me.
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ooga vooga where the white wimmin at
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The person handing you this hundred dollar bill obtained it illicitly through the selling of cocaine.
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>>550422141
Shit.. I'll roll for this.
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>>550422562
draw enough penises so that it won't be accepted
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>DO IT FAGGOT
write your full name op :D
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>>550422515
Reroll for flaccid penis tracing.
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>>550422515
reroll
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>>550422558
Rolling
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Don't use a counterfeit pen on me, i'm fake, just trust me, call 911 now and save us both time.

Thanks!
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This money has visited OPs anus.
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Flaccid penis drawing along with your phone number
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Discarded pizza boxes are an excellent source of cheese.
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le monkey face
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I masterbated with this bill around my cawk
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they don't think it be like it is but it do
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printed from fakemoney.com
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i fucked ur mum
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>>550422940
Rolling for my own lulz
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>>550421514
Stop Yoloing
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>>550422141
roll and tape that image to it
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your home address
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Fuck the niggers
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Cum on it
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Some good shit so far.. I want someone to hit already so I can deliver.
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kill white people
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>>550421514
Niggers tongue my anus
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If Found plz Return to jew
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>>550423137
relol
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write This is a robbery with a sharpie then take it somewhere to get it cashed
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>>550423181
role
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taco bell shits
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In debt we trust
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Draw a detailed image of a cock cumming on Benjamin Franklin's face on the front of the bill.
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Corn
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Write "FOR DRUGS ONLY"
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le doge coin XD
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>>550423221
this but in a less autistic fashion like
>If found please return to Jew
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>>550423181
role
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>>550423284
the words "hey, sorry about the bill. It's not a robbery." make this not a hassle
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>>550423137
relolol
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>>550423361
rerolling for this.
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I like eggs
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Dick balls
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???
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>>550423285
relololol
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>>550421514
Kill your god
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>>550423559
roll
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EPIC FAIL GUY WAS HERE XD
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Draw the fuhrer over Benjamin
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4chan.org/b/
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>>550421514
we got a nigger president, thanks abe
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>>550423284
rolling for this
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>>550423137
reroll last try
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>>550423361
bumping for this
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>>550423621
roll
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Aryan Brotherhood
Kill All Niggers
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???
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Try to forge Obama's signature
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i miss my foreskin
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>>550423634
>>550423534
>>550423134
>>550422334
da fuck?
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"Give me all your money or else i'll blow your fucking brains out"
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write "Niggers are smelly and i don't acknowledge their existence."
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Le money :p
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>>550422515
last re roll
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"People don't think it be like it is, but it do."
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VOID
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good goyim
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>>550421514
"Time does not exist"

Ever heard of the theory of relativity?
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"Give a hooker a treat"
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????????
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>>550423361
Roll for this
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>>550422334
rolo
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People not profits
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>>550421514
I'm a little teapot short and stout, tip me over and fuck me ass, faggot.
>43 get
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I once took a shit in a urinal
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this is not a fake money!!!
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I'm a manslut lookn' for a sugar-mama! Call 254x334x5042 for service ;)
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>>550423829
Re-rolling for niggur talk
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Jews Did 9/11
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>>550423742
So close
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lel I'm a fag
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>>550423853
this
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I have a gun
you're being robbed
raise alarm and i'll shoot you
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All men are fucking manslut rapist pigs that deserve to die. If they aren't a rapist now, they will be in the future.
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>>550423990
>re-rhoyl
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????????
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51 5 29 22904

formatted like a US phone number
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>>550423853
Roll for this
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cross out the serial numbers
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200 dollars
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>>550424075
Lel
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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Poop is glorious. I love feces. Fuck me good mama.
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i tasted my sperm before giving you this bill.
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The holocaust is a lie
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www.4chan.org/b
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>>550423829
>"People don't think it be like it is, but it do."
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OP is probably going to just hide this 100$, never give it out. 1 cuz he's a faggot. 2 cuz he's a faggot.
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All men are fucking manslut rapist pigs that deserve to die. If they aren't a rapist now, they will be in the future. Hitler was right...
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>>550424154
roll
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>>550424263
nope.
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>>550424142
dame so close, roll again
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>>550421514
I snorted coke off your mother's ass with this bill
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>>550424075
re-roll again
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you gonna get raped
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>>550421514
>pic related
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A big penis and write "I drew this. I'll act like I just received the bill with this dick already on it, but really it was me."
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I like SPAM
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You are a liar. Do you think I take this bait because i don't know there's a hook on there? I'm the kind of fish that nibbles away ALL THE BAIT. Your whole worm is gone. I ate it. it was delicious. Like McDonalds Fries. With extra salt. you can't get me bro.But for your sakes, heed my word. You are about to black out for 3 days. You will not remember what you did but you will do whatever you most want to do. So if you fantasize about raping your cat. You're going to rape your cat. If you fantasize about flying, You're gonna jump.
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I do cocaine
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I enjoy dog pussy

You should too
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Jesus is black
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>>550424286
reroll
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>>550424308
Doesn't matter. youre still a faggot
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I enjoy toddlers for breakfast
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NIGGERS TOUNGE MY ANUS
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THE JEWS DID THIS!
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>>550421514
I snorted coke off your mother's ass with this bill
-Benjie
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>>550424075
rerolling for myself
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Lebron James' poop dollar
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"Feel that crust?"
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Two niggers walk into a bar. One says to the other: ay yo check out dat whitie bietch ovuh dere. The other replies: aww yeah homie i see her, chu thinkin what im thinkin?. ohh yeah nigga syas nigger. They take her into the back alley and raep her. Tuh edn.
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hitler is kewl
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>>550423853
Re-Roll
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>550421514
For the purchase and sale of niggers.
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Wipe ass with bill and and write "scratch and sniff"
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>>550424394
rolling for this now
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"counterfeit"
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???
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>>550424075
roll
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>>550424543
WINRAR
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In all caps Write the word FUCK out of smaller all-caps "FUCK's"
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>>550424543
winner
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>>550424543
WINRAR. Will deliver in a sec.
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>>550424543
winrar
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>>550424543
win
>>550423853
>>550423853
>>550423853
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>>550424543
Wonrawr
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*tips fedora*
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>>550424543
WINRAR
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>>550424543
Winnar
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>>550421514
It's all about the Benjamins Baby!!!
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But who was phone
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>>550424543
WINRAR!
Winrar?
Winrar...

Fuck you, anon
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OP you better deliver
r>>550424543
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happy flappy chappy lol
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>>550421514
Alt+30 Return Alt+30 Alt+30
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*kiss*
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>>550421514
write your phone number, followed by

"call for a good dick sucking"
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Girl:Am I pretty? Boy:No Girl:Do you want to be with me forever? Boy:No Girl:Do u even like me? Boy:No Girl:Would u cry if I walked away? Boy:No The girl had heard enough and was hurt, she walked away with tears in her eyes The boy grabbed her arm Boy:Ur not pretty, ur beautiful. I don't want to be with u forever, I need to be with u forever. I don't like u, I love u. I wouldn't cry if u walked away, I would die if u walked away. The boy whispers: Please stay with me... Girl: I will ... ~Tonight ur true love will realize he/she loves u ~Something good will happen to u at 1-4PM ~Tomorrow it could be anywhere! ~Get ready for the shock of ur life! ~If u don't post this on 5 other threads, u will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years!
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>>550424812
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>>550424543
LMAO OP should write Re-Roll on it... someone who gets it would be like? where's the rest of it to roll?
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Del-varad.
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>>550424942
42 wtfboom

roll for 43
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>550421514
Fuck! I haven't "BoneRed" any ones lately, thanks OP, gonna go find a sharpie
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>>550424556
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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>>550421514
Write:
"Boy do I love dick!" -OP
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>>550425016
nice
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this is a hundred dollars

no really
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another angle.
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>>550425016
Seems Legit. Thanks OP
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>>550424075
this
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>>550425320
thx, was about to call shoop on first image, looked fake in that one.
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>>550425320
>>550425016
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>>550425624
ye same
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>>550425624
saw that as well. Which is why I took the other pic. No matter what is written on the bill it can't be voided.. if people don't want to take it I can always bring it to a bank.
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>>550425320
Now OP, Put the money on a plate cover with salad dressing. Pic with time stamp and serial numbers. Eat the money like the Jews swallowed diamonds in WWII and poop out in a day or so. Post results.
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>>550426882
second this motion. OP continue deliverance if you dare
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>>550426882
I would do it due to the fact most people don't deliver what they promise, however that is too much work, and I never promised to do that.
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