Wat do

Tell her you've fucked the kid in the ass

>>550265307
'Never had nudes of her. Did fuck her a few times though. She's into some nasty shit I can tell you that much.'

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>>550265545
Nvm bailing

>>550265545
And she LOVED it

>>550265307

Say:

"It is none of your business what she does. Maybe she did send me some pictures. I am an older man and I understand what she is going through because I have daughters her age. Stay out of her business."

Just got this phone sorry don't know jades tits

>>550265867
>"I fucked a jade in the butt."
lel

>>550266018
I laughed, thank you

>>550265307

"i dont know any jades. can you please send a pic of her tits so i can check if i have seen them?"

>>550266018
Okay not bailing i havng some fun

>>550265867
Faggot. If you can't even do this right what can you do?

well b u got a number there

>>550265867
Im waiting for reply

>>550266253
Is there really pics

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>>550266213

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Wat do

>>550266624
>I'm not a young man I'm 53 years old

>>550266475
I am suprised no prank texts/ phone calls have occurred at this point

>>550266417
Nah just random number

>>550266624
So she will be texting me? I was wondering where she got the bad grammar.

>>550265307
tell her she does with a dildo in her ass

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>Inb4 i get v&

>>550266624
why is there another message infront of the last one posted and is followed by a different message

did u send that twice?

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I would be happy to double check do you have pictures of her rectum? I am a grill by the way

>>550267061
you are fucking retarded

>>550267112
This is pure gold

>>550267271
Au for days

>>550267112
KEK noic 1 op

Someone else text that number.

>>550267112
Are you available since your daughter isn't

>>550267471

and say "jade can you send me some more of those pics please ;)"

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Wat now

>>550267696
>Like you know what being young is

get nudes from mom

>>550267696
"you want some of this cake too, right?"

>>550267112
"If it'll make you feel better, I'd be happy to have a threesome with you and your daughter."

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Kek

Someone give me the navy seal pasta

>>550267696
do you want to feel young?

>>550267696
Thank you, it's taken me years of practice to master sounding young so sluts like Jade send me nude pics.

>>550267965
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>550267965
She comments on your wording rather than you being a 54 year old who fucked her daughters ass.
Seens legit.

>>550267112
hahah well done

>>550267965
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>550267965
54 year old seal... yeah didn't think that through

>>550268174
In my clipboard will reply with that as soon as reply

After you send navy seal copypasta, add this in:
"btw your daughter should probably get checked for AIDS" or something like that

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come on and reply, jades mom.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little goyim? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the
Harvard, and I've been involved in numerous secret pyramid schemes in the USA, and I have over 300 million dollars.
I am trained in economics and I'm the top jew in the entire society of intellectual hebrews. You are nothing to me but just
another customer. I will bankrupt you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this
Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again,
fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bankers across the USA and your bank account is being drained
right now so you better prepare for the eviction, maggot. The eviction that kicks out the pathetic little thing you call
your ass. You're fucking broke, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can extort money from you in over seven hundred ways,
and that's just with my holocaust stories. Not only am I extensively trained in ripping you off, but I have access to the
entire arsenal of the JIDF and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable trolling off the face of the
continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to
bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking goyim tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're
paying the unreasonable price of 10% above market value, you goddamn idiot. I will overprice items all around you and you
will drown in them. Oy vey, kiddo.

Eh once you start posting pasta it makes me want to blow it for you

>>550268670
Now ask if she has ever had a navy seals dick in her vagina

>>550268670
this is glorious, OP

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K

OP is not a faggot

this is so fake>>550265867
and >>550266624
confirm how fake it is

>>550269268
tho he might occasionally pertake in the homosexual rituals of sucking dick

Someone text her "yo jade bird, when u cumming over? Me and my homies r at my crib wiating, u gona be sore baby"

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>>550269224
Wat dew

>>550269609
Just show me nudes already

>>550269609
>virgin
>anal
>virgin

>>550269609
of course virgin, I only fucked her ass.

>>550269609

"HAHAHA. Is that what you really think? Do you know how many times I have snuck in her window at night? She isn't the good little girl you think she is. I know where she keeps the condoms."

>>550269486
I am actually half gay so your correct

>>550269821
Yes

>>550269609
Checked her hymen recently? Or her rectum for that matter?

>>550269609

If you really thought that, you wouldn't be so paranoid about the numbers in her phone.

You're just jealous because nobody has touched your fat slutty ass in years.

Also another thing I noticed
>battery is constantly at 30% on charge
pretty sure it shoulda went up by now also it says its full but yet
>30%
while other pictures show the 30% not at full.
Fake written all over this shit

>>550269821
i second the motion

>>550268174
If you do this it may be a threat

>>550270037
This

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>>550270131
Shitty ass charger will unplug you nigger

>>550269609
fuck man that jades mom is fucking creepy

>>550270131
it's charging

>>550269609
This is obviously a jealous boyfriend and not her mother, idiot

>>550270345

inb4 her mom rips her room apart

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K

carry on

>>550270345
why the fuck would she need birt control if she is only fucked in the ass ,you retard

>>550270345
doesn't matter that bar shouldn't be half full in some pictures and full in others i have a fuckign android too and the bar doesn't go up like that when its charging on low battery

>>550270528

Cities within cities? Americlaps are odd

>>550270528
what city in new york ?

WHAT THE FUCK MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK SUDDENLY

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>>550270528

>>550270543
My wayward son

>>550270528
geo locate the phone number faggot

>>550270646
Except when its an lg lucid 2 it does

>>550270734
new york is a state. new york city is a city

>>550270528

Binghamton.

>>550269224
see look at this shit, showing the right one and then
>>550269609
full
wtf charging doesn't make the charge bar go up and down doesn't work like that.

>>550267161
in the 1st pic he was still sending, he just aborted the message. Or it's just fake.

>>550270860
This, only blacks live in Binghamton

>>550270860

Just say "I live in Binghamton. It only takes me a few minutes to get there."

>>550270646
Mine does

>>550270894
Yes it does on an andriod

>>550270528
looking at a more detailed map the 238 says it's verizon from binghamton

>>550270752
There'll be peace when you are done

>>550270991
this!

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>>550270528
BINGHAMPTON

I SEARCHED IT

>>550270783
nope it does not fucking matter what type of phone it is, no adroid os does that, fucking dipshit

>>550270991
dis

>>550265867
Hello fellow vegas fag

She could live in cortland since it's so close to syracuse. She could even live in syracuse

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>>550271163
Except it does

>>550271031
nope im staring at my android right now charging, bar isn't moving up and down

>>550271064
Lay your weary head to rest

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>>550271243
Sup nigger

http://www.fonefinder net/findome.php?npa=607&nxx=238&thoublock=6957&usaquerytype=Search+by+Number&cityname=

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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>>550270528
binghamton.

>>550271337
Don't you cry no more

>>550271282
k do a video then proving you have a phone with these text messages on it and showing the charge meter goign up and down.

>>550271386
Syracuse, ITS FUCKING SYRACUSE

>>550271137
Rasputin

>>550271386
Hot as balls today isn't it

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>>550271386

well thats where i picked her up from

>>550271386
It's near binghole shit

>>550271386
just send dick pics? with txt saying "sry I forgot to msg u back b4"

>>550271704
this

>>550271501
Aaaaaah....

>>550271704
Climbed through window remeber

>>550271848
Once I rose above the noise and confusion

>>550271704
Can't, he already said HE went into her window, why should he pick her up there then?

>>550271386
well maybe it was a friends house i met her at idk. she get out much? ill tell you ..you should have a talk her ...unless you did..maybe you told her how to do that tongue thing

what are you doing this friday?

OP, its not a parent, its the girls boyfriend. I remember some kid trying to pull this shit with me in high school. Act like you know hes not a parent and threaten to kick his ass cause.

>>550272012
picked her up she told him where to drive, then wait till parents went to sleep.

>>550272012
Too bad we don't have a photo with exif data

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Some one give me a dick pic and will send

Are you fucking kidding me, OP?

This woman kept phoning me too, asking to speak to Jade.

This is weird.

>>550272245
Special fried rice google it

>>550272184
Im on warm springs and spencer in henderson nevada.


Fuck if i care

Try the bf thing. Doesn't sound like a mom

>>550272245
Ask her if she know Jeremy miles

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Gimme gimme

>>550272245
QUICK GUISE HOW DO I GOOGLE?

>>550269870
his correct what?

>>550272245
I got the same calls actually
>>550272278
You in vegas to? Also, sageing faggot

>>550271990
Just to get a glimpse behind this illusion

>>550272524
See>>550272278
Could be a Lezzy thing

>>550272637
She looked like every other women does in the dark. Warm and moist.

Ask for nudes from her mom silly.

>>550272637
this definetly isn't her mom

>>550272637
really nice from behind

>>550272637
African American, brown eyes, black hair (they all look the same)

>>550272637
She's pretty ugly but damn she knows how to dick a dick.

>>550272782
Small tits rice gaping asshole I don't remeber her face though, oh and she had a birthmark

It's her bf

>>550272903
This

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Rebuttle

>>550272865
this. OP confirmed faggot

>>550272843
this for fuck sake

>>550273059
>your
>not you're

>>550272637

>what she look like then


Shaved and her left labia hangs down lower than the right.

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HEY GUYS HOUSE NUMBER

>>550273345
RIP IN FUCKING PIECES

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>>550273059
sloppy toppy

>>550273345
QUICK SOMEBODY CALL HER WITH CICERO SOUNDBOARD (Skyrim)

>>550273345
How are you retards falling for this

>>550273345
Call her and tell her you can make her lips tickle with your mustache.

This entire thread makes me feel uncomfortable because my name is Jade.

>>550273345

Fishy.
Why not call the cell?

Also "threw", lol

>>550273518

if anyone calls dont forget to fucking vocaroo it

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>>550273345
OH SHIT NIGGER

>>550273345
nice Personal army request OP. but i have no time for your bullshit

>>550273345
Don't have the pic someone post the "you done fucked up" pic

this is going to be awesome

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>>550273345

GOLDEN!

>>550273594
are you THE Jade?

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>>550273345

>>550273798
Yeah, nah. I don't live in NY.

>>550272637
She's asian OP

>>550273817
>it was actually binghampton

>Call her from a payphone
>She picks up
>Calmly say "My dick was in your daughter's ass"
>Hang up

ITT: the most obvious PA request in living memory.

>>550266624
>your
>not be no more
Are americans really this illiterate in their own language?

vocaroo m8.

Good try OP, but you are still a faggot

>>550274413
Well close thanks

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>>550274469
>personal army request
>zero info given
>zero info asked for
>many lulz

>>550274586
yes, yes they are

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>>550267965
>im a navy seal.
you are my favourite OP <3 <3 <3 <3

>>550274586
Of course, fellow non-american (lowercase)

>>550273345
>confirmed for fake
>call with blocked number
>caller doesn't accept blocked numbers
>implying a woman knows how to do this

>>550268670
inb4 cops call concerning threats made by you

>>550274738
i figured thats what you look like, judging by your comment.

>>550274586

>implying being literate matters while texting

>>550274738
>>zero info given
>Phone numbers on display
Go kill yourself newfag

>>550273817
You really paid to see that shit? Really?

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>>550274780

>>550267161
It says >sending

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>>550273345
OH BOY DIS GUN B GUD

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Found it

>>550275053
2 late, 2 dead

>>550273345
Doesn't Pizza Hut keep records by phone number?

>>550273594

tits or gtfo

>>550274960
I didn't pay anything retard

>>550275017
>huurrrr durrrr potato im a faget hurrrr

Its probably the phone of a local business

>>550275191
And here comes the shitstorm

>>550275269
How about google or google if you want tits so bad.

You could swat them if you're really mean

>>550275191

sheeit

>>550275269
seconded

>>550275191
Cheese pizza time

>>550275383
Tits or gtfo.

>>550275383
you must be new

>>550275398
do it faggot!

>>550275502
MODS MODS MO--
oh
you're talking about dominos, aren't you?

>>550275398
Police plus cp accusations not so safe might fuck over op

>>550275294
Good for you, maybe try to make a sentence next time?

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>>550275638
Hue.

>>550275682
I'm just a spectator

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>>550275682
>>550275638
>>550275523
>>550275502
>>550275457

>>550275638
POLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>550275718
Yup

>>550275383
too bad you cant google for attention ;^)

>>550275797
>itt: idiots falling for personal army request

Make a new thread before this one 404's

>>550276015
ITT: literally, nobody fulfilling the personal army request

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>>550275973

>>550276031
This is actually sorta funny I don't care if it is personal army or not

>>550275973
i just googled "for attention", MYTHBUSTERS

Op is ded

>>550272419
You mother fucker. I am Pebble/Green Valley. Sup brah

>>550275973
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=for+attention

Epic thread is epic

>>550276486
Yes.

Vaping so

>>550274469
Actually I think it was pretty clever, by PA request standards. which are about as high as /b/'s in general. but still, good try.

OP has been arrested. Let's leave this thread and look for our next piece of entertainment.

>>550276731
No

>>550275191
Nigger detected

>>550276589
Dude im chilling right now at a vape shop hmu

7023085179

If you guys dont stop falling for this fake shit, Imma troll you every day for the next 3 weeks with these same exact type of threads

>>550276919
how mad?

>>550276903
its called white pages for a reason retard
if he was black he'd use niggerpages just like asians use yellowpages

>>550276293
what is this from?

>>550276919
Do it faggot

>>550277138
I don't know. /wsg/.

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>>550277114
I was thinking her texting to him sounded kinda niggerish

>>550276918
You going to call?

>>550277087
4 weeks now because of this douche bag.

DENY EVERYTHING

>>550277430
please, how mad are you? scale of 1-applesauce

>>550271163
>>550270646
You know there is more than one version of android? And a myriad of manufacturer ROMs?

>>550277673
Like you care how mad i am. You can't even tell me how many planets there are without googling.

>>550276919
well well look what do we have here, a wanna/b/ justice fighter

>>550277848
Madness detected

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>>550277430
I r devote a load of time every dai 4 lyk 4 weeks cuz dat will totally show dem fgts on da internet.'

Wow.

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>>550277848

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Someone else gonna text or call?
Would love some vocaroo shit.

>>550278032
My level of madness matter. Id rather be mad/10 then participate ina thread knowing its fake. You'de bang a bitch with a dick wouldn't you?

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>>550278375
I 2nd this.
>>550265307
OP we want audio you nig nog

>>550278979
fuck ill call, give me a couple of minutes

>>550278557
Why do you even care? Seems like a waste of time if you are right.

>>550279382
i got no answer

>>550278979
Not at a computer for voccaroo

>>550279540
i dont. i just wanted some attention without having to respond to "Tits or GTFO"

This is epic.. There is another thread where op sending this op messages from jades mom perspective. Ya'll have been trolled

>>550280317
link

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>>550280317
i tried telling them. they only cared how mad i was.