found this old fleshlight left in an apartment I'm renting. the apartment has been unoccupied for about half a year. i found this thing in a box of books left in a closet. I opened it up and it stinks like something crawled in it and died. those black dots seem to be some kind of fungus that grew in to the plastic. not just on the surface they go down deep in to the plastic and the inside is rotting away looks like some more fungus is growing inside it as it rots.
69 get= I fuck it.
dubs= throw it away
96=op is fag who won't deliver
Who cares if someone gets 69. Just fuck it anyway.
Should be good
fuck it hard broooooo
fuck that thing
captcha: dilemma admins
FUCKING DELIVER YOU FAGGOT
PLEASE OP. Do it for men, do it for us.
Now we wait
time for a delivery?
dear lord I am going to vomit profusely. FUCK IT OP!!! FUCK IT DEEEEEEEP!!!!
Better fucking delivrar OP
Carefully put it in a plastic bag and take it to the trash.
Then thoroughly scrub your hands with the hottest soapy water you can possibly stand.
Then rinse your hands thoroughly with rubbing alcohol.
Then pray for the next month that you don't come down with some weird disease.
surely op will delivrar
You will stick your penis in it, OP.
shirley Op will deliver.
OP YOU BEST GET YOUR SMARMY DICK IN THAT FUNGUS HOLE
sorry for non hard cock. I can't get hard looking at that thing. will post more soon as cock gets hard.
Oh shit nigga!
OP IS BASED OP
aw shit nigga
THANK YOU BASED OP
You disgusting piece of shit.
don't use one of those things whether its new or not. you'll get aids from that thing and a nasty fungal infection that'll last a year. destroy it before it destroys you
Today OP was not a faggit
OP. OP, you're going to get fucking dickpimples after this.
I tip my pizza to you good sir
I gagged a bit
this is a great day
Posting in the most epic bread i've ever seen.
*clap clap clap*
BRAVO BRAVO OP!!!
I have lived to see OP deliver
nigga u wot
WHY DIDN'T YOU WEAR A CONDOM
I have a duty to help OP get hard.
His job is not over yet.
Im from the future. OP just created a thread about how hes dying from hepatitis C.
you guys are gonna get a huge kick out of next friday.
Future guy is out!
It's fucking mold you pussy faggot, as long as he doesn't sit there and scrape the mold off and inhale it for hours he's fine, if he washed his dick properly with anti fungal shit. Fuck you're a little bitch
because he is a legend
Get OP off so he can make a huge mistake!
Pls OP don't continue. No one here will appreciate it
SOMEBODY CAP THIS, I'M TOO TIRED FOR THIS SHIT LMAO
GREAT NOW YOU'VE RUINED THE THREAD FUCKING FAG
i HOPE YOUR GF WILL BE AS NASTY AS OP'S FLESHLIGHT
If this post ends in 5, OP has to post the city he is in, and the nearest femanon in this thread needs to go meet OP, and suck him off in honor of his deed today.
goddamn i wish i had a girlfriend that played coy with my dick :"(
in b4 OP contracts some kind of mutated supergerm that ends up wiping out humanity
EPIC thread. Must be archived.
Got one already
glory to OP
get hard and fuck it some more faggot
Sorry, but your guess is as good as mine. :/
op delivers licking
btw guys. post links to good porn so I can't get hard and I'll fuck it till I cum with pics.
YOU HAVE TO CUM IN IT
get hard already