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You fagets know what to do. Let's make this thread interesting

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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You fagets know what to do. Let's make this thread interesting yeah? 9 decides.
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>>550017450
I was wondering if you could sit on my face
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Winrar is my idea
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>>550017450
I want a dog and you know dogs. Dog.
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>>550017450
Let's kill a nigger and fuck on his corpse while phoning his mom.
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>>550017450
can you help me get away with a rape this weekend
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I have this amazing idea, it involves chloroform, duct tape, and a pair of used panties
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>>550017557
this
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>>550017718
reroll faggots
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I'm gonna rape you
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i am thinking about ramming my dick deep into your throat to watch your makeup being smeared in tears all over your face.
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lets hang out tonight, sounds like fun eh?
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>>550017839
winrar
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>>550017819
Winrar
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>>550017819
Awaiting reply...
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We should make a dildo making company called
"Probe Master Inc"
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>>550017819
winner winner chicken dinner
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>>550017959
Winrar
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>>550017819
The first time I've won on 4chan....I feel so accomplished
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Post proof that you said it so we know it's worth waiting
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Waiting
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>>550018083
Winrar was faggot
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HURRY THE FUCK UP OP
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>>550018165
i want my tonsils inside you
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>>550018165
sit on my face you whore
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you heard me, lets meet up.
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I'm really into you and I want you to sit on my face while I jerk off.
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>>550018165
Yeah, I want to test out my new tongue stud.
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>>550018165
Fact 1: I'm asking you out
Fact 2: you're saying yes
Rollinin
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>implying anyone would still use that outdated iOS
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Sit on my face naked, or I WILL kill myself. This is not a joke.
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i fucked a dog in the ass yesterday
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>>550018346
It's vintage faggot. Now roll.
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Ive liked you for a long time...wanna go on a date some time?
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>>550018327
reroll
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cmon, you want it too
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>>550018165
I want to eat spaghetti from your vagina.
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>>550018165
I do it for charity. Just me and you and I'll let you choose the background music
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I want to munch on your chocolate starfish you see.
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>>550018346
>implying the new one isn't ugly
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>>550018327
this
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>>550018327
Reroller
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>>550018365
Reroll
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i want you to sit on my face and jerk me off
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say: hello there, would the prospects of sucking my dingaling be enough to titillate your titillaters? If so, send me a pic of your soft taters and I will know that your titillaters have been fully titillated.
P.s. they don't call me a brown-noser for nothin'.
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I wanna show you what my sister taught me
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>>550018387
reroll
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pretty please?
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>>550018439
winrar
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>>550018483
Haha working on it
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im ready, youre ready - lets meet nao!
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>>550018437
>>550018437
>>550018437
>>550018437
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>>550018483
What a terrible win
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>>550018165
lol I know it's a little blunt, but I'm really craving you
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>>550018483
Fuck yeah do it
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>>550018483
WINRAR

THIS
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>>550018439
kek winrar
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>Shit Waffles
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Listen you little fucking slut i hate fucking nigger cunts and im going to rape you
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>>550018483
Winrar winrar chicken dinrar
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I want to taste your feminine juice and gain its power, as written in the prophecy.
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>>>/x/
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>>550018483
reroll
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>>550018483
Winrar
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penetrate my ass you little whore
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>>550018615

reroll
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>>550018737
topkek
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I want to suck your transvestite balls
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>>550018519
OP is a slowfag
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5 or 7 decide
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put your fingers in my ass
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>>550018615

rerollin
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>>550017450
SHUT UP FAKER
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>>550018921
No I'm deadly fucking serious, slutbag
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Listen ive been diagnosed with cancer and i have roughly 3 weeks left so i wanted you to let me have sex with you pls, im so desperate:(
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>>550017450
let me jungle your butt
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I used to be a faggot, that's where the story ends
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>>550018921
Baby no it's not. All I wanna do is slowly slide my unwashed jew cock in your tight little pussy
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fuck me in he ass HARD
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>>550019000
nice trips bra
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WOMEN JUST SHOW ME YOUR TITS!
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>>550018921
Send noodz.
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>>550019000
trips winrar
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>>550018921
no bitch this is not a motherfucking joke, suck my dick already
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>>550018921
Fact 1 I'm asking you out
Fact 2 you're saying yes
Rolllllll
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>>550017450
>>550017450
Seriously, I want you. I'll fuck you til you can't walk straight then wear your pubes as a mustache.
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>>550019085
Win!
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>>550018921
shut your fucking mouth you worthless fuckhole cunt. i hope you get your throat slit while a nigger rapes you. fucking cum dump.
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>>550019085
winnnnah
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Imma need some cooperation. See im from the future and fueled by spaghetti
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I want to get my ass licked out by you
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>>550019085
Waiting on reply...
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>>550019031
rerollin
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No, I don't know how else to break up with you. I have finally realized that I am a homosexual, and I want to explore this with other boys. I already have my eye on one, and you know who that is... ;)
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>OP IS NOT SLOW, OP's contact is slow.

"I've been interested in you for YEARS little whore, come on, I want you to suck my dick and I'll pee on your boobies, bitch. I've been stalking you since SO LONG. I can't wait anymore!"
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>>550019110
>>550019110
Reroll
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>>550019085

WINNER
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tie my greasy pubes in a knot then rip them out
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>>550018921
explain it to her
then say you chose her because she has the best sense of humor and is the least likely to freak out

you might get laid
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>>550019085
WINRAR
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>>550018921
actually no, I want to tie you down and make you cum.
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>>550017819
Reroll
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>>550017450

>Amy Lester

>A molester

Fake
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put string around my balls and rip them out
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II will kill you and your family. This is not a joke.
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>>550018921
Spread your legs, I just had my tongue surgically extended.
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REROOOOOOOOL JENKIIINNSS
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Ok sorry what I mean is that sex 3 times a week increase lifespan by almost 5 years. Want to cheat death with me? haha
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>>550019382
summer is here
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>>550019328

FUCK
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Here you go. Haha this bitch is in denial.

>>550019328
Also, we should make fun of this. I never even noticed.
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>>550019480
I'LL RAPE YOU, I'LL MURDER YOU, I'LL KILL YOUR CHILDREN!
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>>550019000
uh god? is that you?
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>>550019480
I want to wear your pubes as a mustache disguise while I fuck you in a mcdonalds bathroom.
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>>550019389
roll
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>>550019480
It's your father Amy.
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Send a picture of yourself and say "Who DA FUCK ELS YOU THINK DIS IS?"
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>>550019480
don't tell me my business cunt.
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>>550019480
bitch get your hillbilly ass over here so I can tell you stories of how your dad fisted you while your mom ate cheetos
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>>550019480
I'm Jason.
I've just tried not to look too psychopath for years, but now I'm high as fuck and tired of this shit.
FUCK ME NOW, BITCH, THIS IS THE REAL ME.
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>>550019000
Reroll
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>>550019480
AM DENNY!
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>>550019480
{insert random fact about her only you know}, now suck my motherfucking dick
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>>550019573
samefag
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>>550019480

No this is Patrick!
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this isn't a joke. send me tit pics
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>>550019389
roll again
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My dicks become sentient
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>>550019480
Amy it is. Please just let me slide my jew cock in you.
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>>550019658
What a fucking crap winner
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>>550019480
I want you to shit in my mouth while I lick your stinky little asshole
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WHORE IT IS TIME, READY YOURSELF I SHALL BE AT YOUR HOUSE WITHIN THE HOUR
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>>550019480
You, me, rough sex all night long. What do you say?
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This is Thorwaltz. I am originally from Sweden, but I moved into Jason's criBZ a month ago.
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>>550019480
This is Jason,now stop fucking being in denial and suck my dick.
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>>550019480
pls just tongue my anus
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>>550019658
lol dat winrar
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>>550019658
Win...
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>>550019480
Oh crap I'm sorry, that was mike.
But hey.. I've been wanting to ask you something for some time.. It's a bit embarrassing.. But..
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>>550019718
>>550019718
yo
>Stop ey worsh
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>>550019434

The fucking niggers saying "LEL SUMMER IS HERE" "OH SURE IS SUMMER IN HERE" " IS IT SUMMER ALREADY?" are worse than the ones they reply to. Shut the fuck up already. Yeah it's june, you have incredible observation skills and you are an oldfag like no other.
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>>550019658
what a fucking shit
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>>550019718
re-rolling for this
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>>550019846
The fucking niggers saying "LEL SUMMER IS HERE" "OH SURE IS SUMMER IN HERE" " IS IT SUMMER ALREADY?" are worse than the ones they reply to. Shut the fuck up already. Yeah it's june, you have incredible observation skills and you are an oldfag like no other.
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Whelp. 2 decides I guess?
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...but i would very much enjoy the smell of my dad's massive faggot cock. Have you ever had aids injected inside you?
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Anyone try to find out who it is ?

So we need a Amy Lester who is friend with a Jason. English speaking country. They seem friends since long.

Good luck, have fun!
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>>550019846
>>550019962
The fucking niggers saying "LEL SUMMER IS HERE" "OH SURE IS SUMMER IN HERE" " IS IT SUMMER ALREADY?" are worse than the ones they reply to. Shut the fuck up already. Yeah it's june, you have incredible observation skills and you are an oldfag like no other.
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>>550019971
go ahead, the police won't save you from my throbbing cock.
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>>550019971
not even god can stop me now
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>>550019971
but i love you :(
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>>550019971
this is jason, im sorry im just really horny right now *attach dick pic*
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>>550019971
>intense as fuck
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>>550019971
>I want you to shit in my mouth while I lick your stinky little asshole
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>>550019962
reroll
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>>550020014
Genuinely only known her for a little over a week… met her twice haha. Probably wouldn't do this shit to anyone I actually cared about...
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>>550019971

you're*


Rolling
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>>550019846
>The fucking niggers saying "LEL SUMMER IS HERE" "OH SURE IS SUMMER IN HERE" " IS IT SUMMER ALREADY?" are worse than the ones they reply to. Shut the fuck up already. Yeah it's june, you have incredible observation skills and you are an oldfag like no other.
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>>550019971
Sorry<3 I just want us to have hot sex in the shower
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>>550019971

I will win, for sure nigga yo
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>>550020062
Prettty good winrar
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>>550019971
Shit that was Adam.
Hey
I've been wanting to pop a question for some time..
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Why you gotta be like dat? im just trying to get my dick wet
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Call the cops you fucking whore thats not going to save you, i got a fully loaded .45 and im coming to rape you and take your life
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>>550020062
winrar
ITT /b/ gets op arrested
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>>550020062
DO IT FAGGOT, I DOUBLE FUCKING DARE YOU
>>550019971
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>>550020062
winrar!
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Sorry [name] im just so nervous when talking to you. Tits pic?
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>>550019971
Sorry, sorry big misunderstanding Amy. I have nothing better to do but be a faggot today.
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bitch please...
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>>550020062
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>>550020062

Well played. m'boy! Well played!

Cheerio!
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Look, the truth is... I like you a lot. I just get nervous when I am trying to pronounce my feelings, so I sometimes say things that are silly.

I'm sorry. Don't be offended. I mean... some of it, I really mean. Like... I would love to see your boobs, but that doesn't matter as much as you knowing my true feelings.

If you don't feel the same way about me, that's fine and I hope this won't be awkward after the fact. But I would not object to you sitting on my face.
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>>550020206
yeah
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>>550019971
just stick your elbow in my ass
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>>550019971
let me get some crevis woman
jungle butt
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Of course it's me baby, now are you going to ride my face or what
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Uh… Well fuck. I took a pic from the internet though - so I can actually get arrested right?

1 decides I guess…
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>>550020543
I want you to shit in my mouth while I lick your stinky little asshole
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OP DOESNT HAVE THE REQUIRED GUTS
>>550020062
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>>550020543

Recognize me now, cunt? Yeah, I'm going to explore every hole, and twice in the ass.
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>>550020543
Can't - I meant to say…

My jimmies are a little rustled right now not gonna lie… This escalated far quick than I thought it would.
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>>550020543
Too late bitch. I'm in your yard.
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like they'll fucking get there in time to save you.
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>>550020543
Kek
time to move out of the country
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>>550020543
The fucking niggers saying "LEL SUMMER IS HERE" "OH SURE IS SUMMER IN HERE" " IS IT SUMMER ALREADY?" are worse than the ones they reply to. Shut the fuck up already. Yeah it's june, you have incredible observation skills and you are an oldfag like no other.
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>>550020610
He does
>>550020543
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>>550020543
kek, run op, run away
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>>550020582
This
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>>550020130

Reroll
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>>550020136
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>>550020543
there can only be one.
free my shekels from these shackles
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>>550020543
well i might as well get arrested for rape, im coming over
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>>550020543
Fake
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I wouldn't if I were you
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>>550020130
reroll
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>>550020627

REROLLL
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>>550020610
Check again, Pauly D
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>>550020543

Baby please don't go
Baby please don't go
Baby please don't go down to New Orleans
You know I love you so
Baby please don't go
And suck my dick please now
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>>550020660
Reroll
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>>550020543
Would you like to shettle my metal?

(Not part of the message, yeah, you probably can and will get arrested. Just go with it now.)
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jimmy jangle my booty pipe
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>>550020691
Oh man. I'll commit… but any legalfags here know if I can actually go to jail??
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>>550020543
how about just the tip? its 9 inches fully erect ;)
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>>550020691
meh winrar
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>>550020691
Winrar
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>>550020543
You can peg me if it will make you feel better. I know it will make me feel better.
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>>550020635
This
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>>550020691
WINRAR
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>>550020691
Wtfffff winrar
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>>550020750

FUCK MY LIFE, I WAS SO CLOSE TO CHARLIE SHEENING
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>>550018921
this anit a joke you fishfaggot. im absolutly serial
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>>550020543

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. My friends from the internet and I just thought it would be funny, but I realize that it was immature and disrespectful. I'll stop, and I hope you can forgive me.
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>>550020767
Depends on where you live
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>>550020627
REROLL
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>>550017450

Imagine having a hot-dog... only covering it in batter and frying it so it looks like a corn on the cob.

I'm thinking about calling it a "corn dog". Sick idea, right?
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>>550020802
Wtfffffffffffffffffffff
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>>550020543
You can bring them police along if you like, it don't make no difference to me.
Now I tell you what. I like you, and I want you.
Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way.
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>>550020767
just do it faggot
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dont forget today is caturday
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>>550020543

This is faker than pam andersons's boobs.
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>>550020543
The police won't save you from what's coming...
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>>550020851
rolling for this

op you better prove us this aint a fucking joke
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No reply… Am I genuinely fucked?
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>>550021067
> this is faker than pam andersons is boobs
> pam andersons's
> andersons's
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tits or gtfo bitch
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>>550021218
If this is real, and I'm not sure it is... you could be in serious shit, if she knows you IRL
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>>550020767
OP,you just did what i thought you wouldn't
>>550020610
got my respect,so I tell you that no,you can just fake you left your smartphone somewhere and don't know who's of your friends took it,it ll be okay,I'm a lawyer from the states. Look surprised in case the police really comes,that is important
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>>550021218
yes
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>>550021218
hurr
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>>550021282
I'm thinking I can just say that one of my friend's took my phone right? Because the pic is off the internet...
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>>550020767
just for a while. bribe the guard.
rolling for supreme gentleman's action.
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>>550021218
Are you a fucking retard
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>>550021282
This

Cops are coming fo sho
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>>550020582
holy fuck this
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cunt did you know im utterly insane
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>>550021327

NO OP U FUCKED
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>>550021287
this
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Look, I'm sorry. I just have the urge to frick frack my stick stack inside your paddy whack. #giveadogabone
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>>550021218
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>>550021432
Yeah. I think I'll be fine. This shit happens all the time on /b/ anyway… I'm sure we would have heard if someone ever actually got arrested.
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>>550021220

Sorry but I am outraged by the faggotry of OP. I have grown a fedora out of my neckbeard while reading this thread. This is how fake it is all you are all falling for it.
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>>550021327
say you lost it somewhere, take out its battery and hide it, hide it well, never use it again.
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as of proof, as you can see in each of the pictures since the first one, the battery of his phone has gone up
>can't charge a fake picture
>>550017450
>>550018165
>>550018921
>>550019480
>>550019971
>>550020543
>>550021218
but this one doesn't have one, and is faked
>>550020802
gg 4chan
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>>550021282
op is a liar or about to go to jail for the night
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>>550021327
The cops are gonna make you pull your dick out to compare lol
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dude just link her to the thread and apologize for it getting out of hand.
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>>550021327
timestamp when the cops arrive outside your house so we can archive this shit
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>>550021509
well you're not finished till you get blocked, numbers?
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>>550021568
would be funny lol
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>>550021581
Yeah shes probably scared shitless.
Good.
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>>550021376
send this and its going to be fine
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>>550021509
Yeah, I'm sure via their internet in prison / willingness to come back to the site that encouraged their acts that sent them there, us finding out is likely.

OP you're fucked. RIP in pepperonis.
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>>550021545

its a fucking iphone u stupid little third shit
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>>550021218
shit dude
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>>550021218
you're looking at jailtime if this is the real deal, congratulations OP.

please make sure to deliver when the partyvan arrives
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>>550021592
Haha I'll actually do this if they show. Promisies.
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What if OP has a friend that he told about this, and s/he is just playing along on their phone?
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>>550021737
OP what country do you live in?
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>>550021783
Nah I barely know this bitch. Honest.
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>>550021783
>>550021841
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>>550021783
op couldn't have known what would get rolled though. people get roots from threads like these, i am inclined to believe it is real just for that reason.
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>>550021643
Oh, well now you know why not to buy or use iphones. (They suck)
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>>550021918
this
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>>550021841
Hmm. Well this is 4chan, so I'll believe you, /b/roskie.
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The fucking niggers saying "LEL SUMMER IS HERE" "OH SURE IS SUMMER IN HERE" " IS IT SUMMER ALREADY?" are worse than the ones they reply to. Shut the fuck up already. Yeah it's june, you have incredible observation skills and you are an oldfag like no other.
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Still haven't heard anything back. Should I send another text?
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>>550022031
send
>>550022020
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>>550022031
sure why not
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CEEELEEEBRATE GOOD TIME C'MON
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>>550022031
tell her your outside and ask her to let you in.
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>>550022031
yes,say "im on your front porch ready to breach and wipe out your granpa,i have over 300 confirmed kills,get ready for some anal plumbing bitch"
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>>550022031
Alright. Roll 4 to decide.
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>>550022031
yeah cunt im utterly insane sorry about that
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>>550021737
Don't worry op, this will be funny.
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>>550022158
So, about that blowjob, or was it rimjob?
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>>550022158
>>550022141

reroll
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kicking your door down in 3 minutes,gotta load up this last clip.
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>>550022158
HOI HOI HOI
WE GUN FUCK HARD M8Y
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>>550022158
I fucking know where you live, you little bitch. Do you feel safe? I swear to fuck if I even hear sirens, you'll never see the light of day again.
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All I want to do is gently insert my tounge into your anus so I can find out what you had for dinner. No need to call the police you hoe
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So... You want the D yeah?
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>>550022020
roll
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>>550022158
I'm sorry for everything i just said and i want to apoligise. Please come over to my house so we cant talk this over, after that we can make sweet love
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>>550022289
this
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>>550022253
Reroll.
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>>550022258
reroll
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>>550022158
NO,stop it. Don't ruin this masterpiece,is like if da vinci started to cum on the monna lisa after being done with it
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>>550022289
re roll this
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FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA
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>>550022285
reroll
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>>550021546
THIS
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>>550022352
This
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>>550022158
PUT ON YOUR 3D GLASSES BITCH, I'M COMIN AT YA
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>>550022289
rollin
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>>550022253
FUCK
Reroll.
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i'm outside. let me in or else.
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>>550022258
rolling
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>>550022352
FUCK
YO
COUCH
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>>550022404
[email protected]@@@@
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>>550022158
did you know that elliot rodger was my step brother
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>>550022404
>>550022352
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>>550022404
He wins.
OP NOW FAGGOT.
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>>550022158
pls respond
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>>550022404
Weak. Definately 16
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The party keeps going apparently. This is the friend that introduced us to one another… Figured I'd ride solo on this one because I actually know this chick fairly well? I should just be an excessive douchebag if I want to claim I'm not the person on my phone right?
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>>550022289

roll
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>>550022031
yeah this time send a picture of a dick thats like 9 inches long, and say its you fully erect she might be curious.
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>>550022549
Yes.
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>>550022549
Send dick pic to new bitch. No words. Just the hammer.
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>>550022549
Tell her: "I'm the perfect gentleman. I'm coming for you now as we'll"
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>>550022549
Shauna, Get the fuck off my case; I'm TRYING TO SCORE PUSSY YOU COCBLOCKING CUNT!
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well blow me down, today OP delivered and still managed to be a faggot
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>>550022641
>>550022641
>>550022641
>>550022641
this
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>>550022549
this is amusing

rolling for "don't worry about her, im taking care of it"
>>
this shit is fake
>b8
also summerfags everywhere.
>iOS 4 still
>the girl replies way too fast.
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>>550022549
this could be good...
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>>550022549
nah tell him that she deserves whatever she gets because women are only good for dumping cum in and she is neglecting her womanly duties
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What you should have done OP is destroy the phone and hide it, but since you didn't, the cops must have located the phone in your house, so basically you're fucked now.
Prepare your ass for jailrape
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>>550022641
this
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>>550022692
The fucking niggers saying "LEL SUMMER IS HERE" "OH SURE IS SUMMER IN HERE" " IS IT SUMMER ALREADY?" are worse than the ones they reply to. Shut the fuck up already. Yeah it's june, you have incredible observation skills and you are an oldfag like no other.
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>>550022652
lol


just be like "isn't this how you hit on women? she is very pretty i like her a lot."
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>>550022641

Can we just all stop and appreciate this for a second?
>>
op take picture of phone screen with something other than screenshot
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I'm basically just gonna go with whatever is the funniest response now, I think. I'm like 90 percent sure neither of them know where I live. So I can't get arrested anyway..
>>
>>550022549
Yes you are fucked!
Shit out of luck
Now I'm complete, and my cock you will suck!
>>
>>550022835
I will, and you're number two
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>>550022879
all of my yes, plz op
>>
>>550022835
Do you believe in reincarnation? Because I think yesterday's dinner is about to be reincarnated. Prepare your mouth, slut.
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>>550022835
Haven't you heard of the "Legalize Rap 2014" campaign? Rape was legalized in 17 states, including this one.

If I want to rape her, I WILL RAPE HER AND THEN RAPE YOU AS WELL! All legally of course.
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>>550022830
Do this OP
>>
>>550022289
reroll for this
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>>550022835
did you know that i fantasize that elliot rodger would come down to kill your ugly white ass
>>
>>550022835
Reply: 'she'd enjoy the rape secretly though ;)'
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>>550022879
Voting for this.
>>
Rape? That's a strange way to describe my passion for you bitches
>>
>>550022894
This
>>
>>550022835
Stop texting me before I add you to the list you dirty whore.
>>
Holy fuck op this is some good shit
>>
>>550022934
"Legalize rape 2014"*

No idea how I could mess up spelling rape...
>>
>>550022835
I'm taking care of it. By the way, fancy a threesome? My house is free
>>
You want to get raped too you silly little mongoloid whore?
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Kek.
>>
>>550022835
Who said anything about rape? By the time I'm finished she's definitely going to give consent.
>>
>>550022835
Send her this: boards.4chan.org/b/thread/550017450
>>
dont talk back to me, doll, or imma come for u 2
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>>550023059
rollin
>>
>>550022752
the cum dumpster getting excited like you get are the cancer of /b/
go an hero you worthless faggot.
>you are a newfag
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>>550023028
>>
>>550023028
OP is not a faggot
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>>550022818
>>
>>550023028
gotta say op is not a faggot
>>
>>550023101
The fucking niggers saying "LEL SUMMER IS HERE" "OH SURE IS SUMMER IN HERE" " IS IT SUMMER ALREADY?" are worse than the ones they reply to. Shut the fuck up already. Yeah it's june, you have incredible observation skills and you are an oldfag like no other.
>>
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>>550023028
>>
it's not rape if she enjoys it and i am super good at sex
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>>550023028
I fucking love you OP
>>
OP is cool dude
>>
OH WHAT A THREAD KEK

>Im going to get you and wibbly wobbly with ur wobbler
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Okay I am 99 percent sure I've taken this too far. I think I want to bail… What should I do?
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>>550023028
>this isn't funny
wonder what she would say if she knew how many people are losing their shit in this thread
>>
>>550023059
Roll
>>
>>550023284
Thread will die soon and so will you.
>>
niggers ate my chocolate cake
>>
>>550023284
top huehueheuehu
>>
i'll get her wet first so it isn't technically rape because she wants it. studies have shown that women prefer confident men who take charge so that is what i am going to do. anyway, can't text and drive (it's dangerous). i'm almost at her house i'll let you know how our first date goes.
>>
>>550023028
awesome but next time you send a dick picture, send a huge 10 incher. they might get curious.
>>
Send her the link to this page
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>>550023284
Keep going.

"Look okay, I'll fuck you both. Just don't enjoy it"
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>>550023028
i fucking died
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"Don't worry I'll use plenty of lube on your asshole"
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>>550023393
I'm almost positive that will ensure jail time.
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>>550023393
This would be the masterstroke of this masterpiece
>>
OP is the bosss
also this >>550023373
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>>550023284
Send her a message from a different phone,if you have one of course,and claim that someone stole your phone
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>>550023284
you can't bail dude you are in way too deep. you need to actually rape and kill them now.
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>>550023429
Nah it's more likely to save you from jail time
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>>550023284
see >>550023059

The police can get your location with just a name and a phone number.

Re: pic: I wasn't spamming? What did I do, mods?
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>>550023457
Haha fuck me man… I want to stop. But I'm genuinely finding this pretty funny. Should I make a new thread? It's been like 30 minutes and still no cops. So I'm feeling oddly confident.
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>>550022835
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>>550023429
OP stop being a faggot, you're not gonna get jail time for this shit
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>>550023457

To appease the slenderman like the 12yo piece of faggot op is
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>>550023456
fucking this
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>>550023456
This if you want to bail>>550023284
This if your the hero gotham needs>>550023405
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>>550021546
>>550023284

this thread
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>>550023456
this
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>>550023623
Yeah I don't have a second phone… I wasn't aware that most people did. Facebook?
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>>550023563
The show must go on.
>>
>>550023623
nah that is stupid.
>>550023563
if you really want my advice op, post a facebook status asking someone to call your phone because you lost it.
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>>550023686
Yep
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>>550023059
YOU DONT DO THAT FUCKING RETARDS
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>>550023686
Yes,but don't use your mobile phone for it obviously.
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>>550023686
If your phone had been stolen how would you know that it was her you needed to contact... just post one of those general facebook statuses 'no phone, contact me on here if you need me'
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