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Greetings, I am the ruler of insects. Tonight will be an epic

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Greetings, I am the ruler of insects.

Tonight will be an epic battle for you to witness. Place your bets now as our two GREAT FUCKING WARRIORS decide which colony shall reign supreme. The battle currently rages fierce as both are locked in the glass cylindrical Arena of Pain which tonight features a continuously randomly rotating floor and completely solid metal locking containment lid, inescapable through physical form... However, one will leave this realm tonight.

The contenders are...
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Please keep going I love this shit
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>>549801516
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continue good sir
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bomp
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...Representing the Super Awesome Danger Muscle Colony of Excellence...Wearing all black with dark yellow femurs..................... Bull, The anthropagnificent Thorax Destroyer!

A viciously quick opponent with spastic almost seizure-like movements. He darts around the j-... Arena of Pain like an knife-wielding-ballerina, exploding all that wish to bring their bullshit his way.

In the other corner...
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>>549803304
Lets go faggot
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op you better fucking deliver
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deliver pain op
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Representing the Mutating Puke Dumpster Colony of Evil....

Dark red with yellow jacket abdomen and carrying a smaller dead ant as a melee weapon...

GORLOK THE INFANT CRUSHER.

Slow and lumbering but brutally treachorous, Gorlok bears massive razor sharp pincers whilst gripping the corpse of some poor little faggot who thought it was smart to be anywhere near this mother fucker.

THE LEGEND OF GORLOK IS BOLD YES, BUT CAN HE CLAIM VICTORY IN THE ARENA OF PAIN??

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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this is sufficient, op must post a video
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Bump and now you’re paying the price of the continent I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet is not a problem with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help
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>>549804653
bets on gorlok
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>>549804881
I think heaven finally cracked
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Bet is on gorlok
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My bets on Bull.
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>>549805035
Yep, time for some R3hab ;)
Also, voteing on gorlok
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>>549804653
Gorlock ftw ftw ftw
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gorlock
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>Gorlock
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>>549804653
GORLOCK GORLOCK GORLOCK GORLOCK!
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THORAX DESTROYER THORAX DESTROYER THORAX DESTROYER
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The battle is heating up. Bull is dancing around gorlok as both try to figure out "who the fuck this dude".

Bull nips at Gorloks legs from behind and immediately retreats as Gorlok turns for retaliation.

Keeping close the seal of the Containment Lid whilst munching on what seems to be some sort of jelly substance, it is impossible to know how this has ended up in the Arena of Pain.
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GO BULL.

inb4 gorlok goes all "YAH I KILLED UR SISTER AND I POPPED HER HEAD LIKE THIS RUGGUGUGUGUG"
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>>549806973
HURRY THE FUCK UP.
THIS ISN'T RADIO MOTHERFUCKER!
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>>549806974
Hey man Yoruba funny guy
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>>549806973
GO BULL GO FOR IT
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>>549801516
nigga for real do you smoke out of that tho wtf man

bull's got speed advantage
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Gorlock has mafucking size and power over bull, but if bull can cripple his legs he's done
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>>549804653
>carrying a smaller dead ant as a melee weapon...
>Gorlok bears massive razor sharp pincers whilst gripping the corpse of some poor little faggot who thought it was smart to be anywhere near this mother fucker.

I lost it.
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>>549804653

lost it at the last 2 lines. my fucking sides OP.
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>>549807424
Cancer doesn't exist nigger
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>>549801516
Hahahaaha OP so far is not a faggot
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Op shouldnt be a faggot, he is high as fuck and making two ants fight think this deserves some praise
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>>549806973
Put the fucking shit on tiny chut or something you type as fast as old people fuck
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>>549803304
>Year One reference
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Gorlok takes his focus off of the walls and gets ready to turn Bull into a new back pack to complete his outfit of terror.

After contemplating his next move, Gorlok has decided to move in for the strike!
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>>549808150
LIVE STREAM LIVE STREAM LIVE STREAM LIVE STREAM LIVE STREAM LIVE STREAM LIVE STREAM LIVE STREAM LIVE STREAM LIVE STREAM LIVE STREAM LIVE STREAM LIVE STREAM LIVE STREAM LIVE STREAM LIVE STREAM LIVE STREAM LIVE STREAM
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>>549804653
damn you OP myfuckingsides
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>>549808545
NO BULL NOT LIKE THIS
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Gorlok is love, Gorlok is life
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Gorlok is love, Gorlok is life.
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>>549803304
MY MONEYS ON BULL GO GET HIM BRO!
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>>549809561
>d
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Suddenly Gorlok, raising his weapon, he pauses as he sees a storm coming from the distance... A great storm... One not seen in this land for thousands of years...
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Dammit OP, you can't play God like this. They have children for fuck sake.
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are you all joking because im really high and you're all so serious into this are you high to bc i hope you are man
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GORLOCK WHAT THE FUCK!
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>>549809743

You really should have streamed this live, bro.
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bumpity bump
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The storm nears from the east... brewing hard...
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>>549809743
lololol is that your pipe in the background?
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you should of gave them entrance music
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Gorbump
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>>549809743
MY NIGGA YOU SHOULDNT SMOKE OUT OF ALUMINUM IT COATS YOUR LUNGS FOREVER AND ITS BAD FOR YOU NOT TELLIN YOU HOW TO LIVE BUT JUST LOOKIN OUT FOR YOUR LUNGS /B/RO
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>>549810676
i read every single thing, and by the time i reached the bottom and updated, only one new comment was to be seen. dear god nigger this thread is slow
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>>549811007
i know youre joking, but is this actually true?
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I don't normally smoke alone... okay I do, but I'm taking a hoot for this one
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OP stop getting high i got 20 bucks riding on fucking gorlock
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>>549811959
I mean, I'm pretty sure you don't want to be breathing in hot metal regardless
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>>549811959
>>549811007
>>549812406
theres lots of talk over this so just to play on the safe side, I only use glass.
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Don't fail me now, gorlok
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http://japanesebugfights.com/

much better than OP, who is a faggot by the way.
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>>549811959
i smoked weed through bong with a tinfoil bowl for a while, and yeah made me feel weird. made my face go a bit numb
dunno if it was def that but i dunno man
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>>549811824
hey dude relax

The warriors realize their fate as Gorlok pursues bull. Gorlok beckons: "BULL. I KNOW OUR FAMILIES HAVE DISEMBOWELED EACHOTHER FOR TRILLIONS OF YEARS. FOR WHAT."

Bull: "FOR GLORY."
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BULL: "THAT IS CORRECT. YOU WILL DIE TODAY."
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This shit better get archived...
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>>549813258

>trillions of years

hahahahahaha
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>>549813469
>>549813469
>>549813469
>>549813469
>high as fuck
>correction:

GORLOK: "THAT IS CORRECT. YOU WILL DIE TODAY."
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>>549813258
Is that nigga really turning his back on Gorlok? Nigger must want to die

this thread is gold btw
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>>549809857
no they don't only the queen ant has children
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This is the best shit i've seen for weeks
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The warriors battle through the thick fog as it envelops them both.

Battling feverishly in a blazing hail o dat good stuff, they desperately fight eachother and the fumes that have penetrated their very insect souls.
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this thread is good and funny, but two ants is like the shittiest combatants, i used to do this shit when i was a kid and the best is spider vs bee or ant, or if you can get a wasp they are champs
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>>549814768
Oh bloody hell you didn't
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>>549814889
>can get a wasp they are champs
wasps are fucking evil that's why
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>>549814768
oh lawd
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>>549814768
but who the fuck is gunny win op? ='0
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>>549813074
>>549812406
>>549812653
ive smoked through aluminum once before, will try to avoid in the future. hopefully it didnt do any damage that one time..
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>>549815131
your mothers bunghole is evil when its full of beans and cheese
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the funniest fucking part of this, is that it's been like an hour and they haven't done anything. hahahahahaha
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this is epic. give them cocaine bro
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Wooooooh
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>>549815505
dont tell anyone, ants don't just attack eachother on sight by default. most will ignore eachother unless they invade their nest
one of them should be dead by now if they were gonna fight
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>>549814768
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>>549815705

no but dude. this is the culmination of a trillion years of strife. they are just testing eachothers weaknesses hahahahaha
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>>549815416
I freebae off foil all day none you cowards even shoot heroin
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>>549815947
Let us know when you are full retard later in life
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>>549814768
>bakedants,jpg
lol
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someone please screencap this whole thread. i fucking need it bahahahaha
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>>549815947
>>549816032
>already full retard
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>>549816132
I was giving him the benefit of the doubt but you are probably right
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>mfw I want both of them to win
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The cloud is bubbling with pure carnage.

The only thing this battle has brought on these two poor souls is grief and agony.

GORLOK: WE MUST END THIS NOW. PREPARE FOR MY DEADLY NINJA AERIAL NINJA STRIKE TECHNIQUE THAT HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN MY GENETIC HIVE FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS.

BULL: BITCH LOOKIN LIKE SILANT HILL
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>>549815947
this post is enough evidence for me. no more smoking through aluminum for me.
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>>549816960
Pls hurry i was about to cum, now I've had to stop
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>>549816960
>SILANT HILL
Oh god dat pun!
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"WHERE DID YOU GO COWARD. THIS BATTLE... THIS BATTLE UH. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT."
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>>549819353
He's coming from above!!
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???
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>>549819803
god damn it op keep going
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>>549819803
you have my attention
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*ominous computer voice*

>smoke chamber disengaging.
>test results return positive.
>my niggas right here be fucked up tho
>experiment be a sucess
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>>549820485
I'm not even sure what's going on anymore but I like it
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Ive archived this shit, niggaaa
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SOMEONE BETTER POST SCREENCAPS
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>>549821389
Shut the fuck up
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>>549821389
do it yourself faggot
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>>549819803
Hurryyyyyyyyyyyy
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>analyzing battle unit GRLK691
>main weapon unit.
>analyze.
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dont you die on me gorlock
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This thread is fucking gold.
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I place this fine picture as my bet on Bull.
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Archive this shit
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>>549822278
this one says he lost /b/ruh
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>>549822278
post the one with her tits in the picture
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Bumping for golden thread. Come on OP!
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>>549822775
GORBUMP
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Guys... I think gorlock is... dead...
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>>549822278
Scarlet j
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>>549821858
I say in the name of 4chan and everything that is holy
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
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>>549824193
an ant?
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>>549821858
say his name
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>>549824318
his name was inigo montoya
he killed your brother
be prepared for death
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>>549821858
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OP did the ants kill you?
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>>549825080
pic related
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>enhance
>virtual data is enabled
>accessing identification
>genome
>anthropodlers
>AGE STATUS
>antling
>11 hours old
>appears to have had shit slapped
>Name: Vorlak Cromarus
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>>549821858
well what the fuck happened nigger
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>>549826305
Continue
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>>549826305
>anthropodlers
Fucking lost my shit
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>Antalyzing CombatANT
>INTEGRATE
>Visual assessment
>red
>POSSIBLY VERY MAD LIKE IN CARTOONS
>Large mandibles used to crush soda cans
>Name: Gorlak Nurluuk

>Accessing Specimen 3...
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best thred
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>>549827741
>possibly very mad like in cartoons
Kek
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OP HURRY, massive fucking ants btw
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>Stantilize
>Visual Danta Execute
>Mostly Black
>Thought was bernie mac
>Main Weapon
>Large piercing jaws fuck
>AGE STATUS
>Adult
>IDENTIFICATION.EXE
>Name: BU-

*BBBBBRRRRSSSSZZZZKZKKKTTT!!!!!*

>SIGNAL LOST.
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>>549828629
dont fucking tell me its over
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*MAINTANTING RADIO SILANTS*
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>BACK ONLINE
>NAME: BULL CROMARUS
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>>549829502

NO PLEASE CONTINUE
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>>549829849
Oh thank god
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ples giv me mor
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