Greetings, I am the ruler of insects.
Tonight will be an epic battle for you to witness. Place your bets now as our two GREAT FUCKING WARRIORS decide which colony shall reign supreme. The battle currently rages fierce as both are locked in the glass cylindrical Arena of Pain which tonight features a continuously randomly rotating floor and completely solid metal locking containment lid, inescapable through physical form... However, one will leave this realm tonight.
The contenders are...
continue good sir
...Representing the Super Awesome Danger Muscle Colony of Excellence...Wearing all black with dark yellow femurs..................... Bull, The anthropagnificent Thorax Destroyer!
A viciously quick opponent with spastic almost seizure-like movements. He darts around the j-... Arena of Pain like an knife-wielding-ballerina, exploding all that wish to bring their bullshit his way.
In the other corner...
Representing the Mutating Puke Dumpster Colony of Evil....
Dark red with yellow jacket abdomen and carrying a smaller dead ant as a melee weapon...
GORLOK THE INFANT CRUSHER.
Slow and lumbering but brutally treachorous, Gorlok bears massive razor sharp pincers whilst gripping the corpse of some poor little faggot who thought it was smart to be anywhere near this mother fucker.
THE LEGEND OF GORLOK IS BOLD YES, BUT CAN HE CLAIM VICTORY IN THE ARENA OF PAIN??
Bump and now you’re paying the price of the continent I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet is not a problem with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help with the same help
Gorlock ftw ftw ftw
GORLOCK GORLOCK GORLOCK GORLOCK!
THORAX DESTROYER THORAX DESTROYER THORAX DESTROYER
The battle is heating up. Bull is dancing around gorlok as both try to figure out "who the fuck this dude".
Bull nips at Gorloks legs from behind and immediately retreats as Gorlok turns for retaliation.
Keeping close the seal of the Containment Lid whilst munching on what seems to be some sort of jelly substance, it is impossible to know how this has ended up in the Arena of Pain.
GO BULL GO FOR IT
>carrying a smaller dead ant as a melee weapon...
>Gorlok bears massive razor sharp pincers whilst gripping the corpse of some poor little faggot who thought it was smart to be anywhere near this mother fucker.
I lost it.
>Year One reference
Gorlok takes his focus off of the walls and gets ready to turn Bull into a new back pack to complete his outfit of terror.
After contemplating his next move, Gorlok has decided to move in for the strike!
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damn you OP myfuckingsides
NO BULL NOT LIKE THIS
Suddenly Gorlok, raising his weapon, he pauses as he sees a storm coming from the distance... A great storm... One not seen in this land for thousands of years...
are you all joking because im really high and you're all so serious into this are you high to bc i hope you are man
The storm nears from the east... brewing hard...
MY NIGGA YOU SHOULDNT SMOKE OUT OF ALUMINUM IT COATS YOUR LUNGS FOREVER AND ITS BAD FOR YOU NOT TELLIN YOU HOW TO LIVE BUT JUST LOOKIN OUT FOR YOUR LUNGS /B/RO
i read every single thing, and by the time i reached the bottom and updated, only one new comment was to be seen. dear god nigger this thread is slow
i smoked weed through bong with a tinfoil bowl for a while, and yeah made me feel weird. made my face go a bit numb
dunno if it was def that but i dunno man
hey dude relax
The warriors realize their fate as Gorlok pursues bull. Gorlok beckons: "BULL. I KNOW OUR FAMILIES HAVE DISEMBOWELED EACHOTHER FOR TRILLIONS OF YEARS. FOR WHAT."
Bull: "FOR GLORY."
BULL: "THAT IS CORRECT. YOU WILL DIE TODAY."
Is that nigga really turning his back on Gorlok? Nigger must want to die
this thread is gold btw
The warriors battle through the thick fog as it envelops them both.
Battling feverishly in a blazing hail o dat good stuff, they desperately fight eachother and the fumes that have penetrated their very insect souls.
this thread is good and funny, but two ants is like the shittiest combatants, i used to do this shit when i was a kid and the best is spider vs bee or ant, or if you can get a wasp they are champs
dont tell anyone, ants don't just attack eachother on sight by default. most will ignore eachother unless they invade their nest
one of them should be dead by now if they were gonna fight
>mfw I want both of them to win
The cloud is bubbling with pure carnage.
The only thing this battle has brought on these two poor souls is grief and agony.
GORLOK: WE MUST END THIS NOW. PREPARE FOR MY DEADLY NINJA AERIAL NINJA STRIKE TECHNIQUE THAT HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN MY GENETIC HIVE FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS.
BULL: BITCH LOOKIN LIKE SILANT HILL
Oh god dat pun!
"WHERE DID YOU GO COWARD. THIS BATTLE... THIS BATTLE UH. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT."
*ominous computer voice*
>smoke chamber disengaging.
>test results return positive.
>my niggas right here be fucked up tho
>experiment be a sucess
>analyzing battle unit GRLK691
>main weapon unit.
I place this fine picture as my bet on Bull.
this one says he lost /b/ruh
Bumping for golden thread. Come on OP!
his name was inigo montoya
he killed your brother
be prepared for death
>virtual data is enabled
>11 hours old
>appears to have had shit slapped
>Name: Vorlak Cromarus
Fucking lost my shit
>POSSIBLY VERY MAD LIKE IN CARTOONS
>Large mandibles used to crush soda cans
>Name: Gorlak Nurluuk
>Accessing Specimen 3...
>Visual Danta Execute
>Thought was bernie mac
>Large piercing jaws fuck
dont fucking tell me its over
>NAME: BULL CROMARUS