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Hi, guys! We're two girls in our mid-twenties who want to

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Hi, guys!
We're two girls in our mid-twenties who want to take charge and be the ones to pick up the guys. We haven't really had to do the work before, but it would be fun to try out a different approach. We're both fairly attractive, maybe about an 8.
So, what's your ideal pick up from a woman? Give it to us, and we'll try it out, and let you know how it goes.
Tldr; we're going out tonight, and want to pick up some guys. What's your ideal pick up?
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>>548804614
Tits or gtfo
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>>548804614
If youre an 8 of 10 you dont fucking need any pick up lines just be like hey and youve alrdy got him wanting to put it in your poon. Now tits or gtfo.
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tits or gta5
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(op)
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be slutty but not aids ridden style, also tits r required
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tits not bra u retarded cunt
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write keitaro on your boobs ladies
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>>548805413
/ignore
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>>548805001
You are not an 8. Not even close.
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>>548805001
timestamp on these
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>>548805617
this is not IRC you cunt
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>>548805617
kill yourself and your cunt friend in front of everyone it'll be super hot
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>>548804614
Agreed, this thread makes no sense if you are really an 8/10.

Tits or GTFO then we can talk.
Also timestamp the tit pics ugly.
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I'm anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation.
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>>548804614
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open your legs and let your fishy yeast scent allure potential mates in.
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>>548805617

Kik: degast
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>>548804614
Ignore the guys who say Tits of GTFO. They are anonymous bullies and amount to nothing.
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>>548804824
This. You twats are fucking retarded if you think it's going to be a challenge to get guys kek
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>>548804614
you really shouldn't have a problem, but personally I was stunned by the usual 50's movie and popcorn, and lots of skin tight jeans

I would rate being picked up by womean as superior to being shut down all the time
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If you really expect to get anywhere, you're gonna have to show your tits.

Rules are rules ladies.
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>>548806273
white knights gfto
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>8/10
>still wants to learn how to pick up a guy
Just walk to him with cleavage and shit and grind in him
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>>548806273
Excuse me!???

Do you know where the fuck you are son?
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half ass response cause you half posted tits:
invoke guys competitive nature, challenge them as being inferior to what you require in some way.
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OP has bailed
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>>548806273
Same applies to you, pleb.
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>>548806273
Learn the rules newcunt
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I like funny pick up lines myself.
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>>548805001
Im really an advocate when it comes to a respectfull acquaintence towards women here on /b/...

...but...

...firstly TITS OR GTFO!!!
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>>548806767
You are such a faggot, Heaven. All of you.
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just put you're hand on his lap and tell him he looks cute with a sexy face, game set match..
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>>548807462
Did you just attack the almight heaven.

Holy christ you are a newfag.

Seriously, back the fuck off.
I'm a mod here and I can ban you for life (try to change your ID bitch).
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>>548808172
Hey back off Heaven. I'm the Heaven around here!!
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>>548808312
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>>548805001
>>548805617
Ya best be timestamping that shit real quick, or this threads gonna die.
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>>548808509
Those are sage words of advice.
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>>548804614
>>548805001
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>>548805001
You don't need a line to pick up guys if you are an 8. They also don't need to suck in their gut for a picture.

Just tell the guy you don't have to work early tomorrow so you plan on staying up late tonight. If they are a chubby chaser or out on hog night they will go for it.
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Bare breasts or begone
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>>548808509
You can see those same tits with a timestamp in op's post dumbass.
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>>548804796
HAha guys watch me I always score girls on chat and then I ask for nudes hahaha and then I absolutely do nothing I just fap my tiny dick while watching those pictures.

That's why I never act like a grown man and have a civilized conversation with a girl, in order to go on a date, get to know her, and maybe substain a real relationship with physical contact.

I just ask for nudes, because that's all I got the balls for. If she would be facing me I would probably cry and piss myself. But over the phone and facebook is the safest.

I mean all girls are whores right? They need to post Tits or Gtfo :P

Haha
Yes you are a faggot for asking for nudes. If you were a real man, you wouldn't ask for nudes. *Tips fedora*

I mean, do you think girls like that? I've been a very experienced lover, I have over 10 girlfriends and they all show me their boobs. But asking for nudes is so childish and immature.

You should actually work on how to get a girl to like you, then you can touch her too, instead of just jerk to a picture of her tits.


Have some respect for love's sake (=
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We fuck a lot more than you do , we just want to try something new.
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>>548808969
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>>548808950
Learn the rules of 4chan faggot.
They are very very clear.
Now run away like the little girl you are before I ban you (I'm a mod).

Best regards,

Heaven.
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>>548809086
Take a seat miss.
Put your feet up.
Heaven is unsaged and happy to talk!

What can I do for you!?
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>>548809283
Also those tits look incredibly familiar.
Is your name Angelleah?

And your question still makes no sense.
Just be sexual.
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>>548809086
sweet baby jesus more
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>>548809086
you are not even a 6/10 in my opinion. Clearly 5/10 nothing special
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>>548809086
Nice tits OP.

Just buy them a drink and talk. Most guys will buy you one back if they're interested and go from there.
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>>548806273
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>>548809086
Ok since you actually delivered, here's my sincere advice. If you are indeed an 8, as long as you present yourself as a clean and intelligent *individual*, I will give you the time of day and probably take you out if it leads to that.

Good luck and happy Friday
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>>548809086
damn girl, you are sure you are only a 8 outta 10??
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>>548809515
Come on brah. She DID titsorgtfo (even if a little late).
She has a little chub but the tits are nice.
Be cool.
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>>548809154
Heaven quit fantasizing about me being a little gitl. I have had enoughim of your shit for today. We are trying to help the fat girl and probably her trap friend here.
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>>548809573
This OP. If anything you can start a conversation as you would with any other person. And honestly how many pick up lines have been used on you that have worked?
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>>548804614
>So, you wanna fuck?
Get's me every time....

Best pickup line to use on any guy.
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>>548804614


I feel like messing up this thread for no good reason
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>>548809086
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>>548804614
>who want to take charge and be the ones to pick up the guys
It's really simple.
Skip all the courtship games and all that.
Just tell them what you want
"Hey I think you're really good looking and was wondering if you wanted to go back to your place"
It's really not hard
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>>548809086
fake tits are fake
show us your dick op
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>>548809934
Holy christ...

Someday you are going to realize what a colossal faggot you are.

Guess what I know. I know you have been here less than a week.
You are stomping all over the unwritten rules of /b/ and YOU are the only one who knows it.
Accordingly: 1 more bullshit remark from you and I ban your IP for good (really).
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>>548810059


Here I go again
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>>548807212
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>>548810119
this. it's not that complex
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>>548810119
INCREDIBLY UNEXCUSABLY THIS 100000%

>it's so easy OP
>just seriously do that.
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>>548810059
Literally best thing I've seen on /b/ all day
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>>548810307
Bro... We don't want a consensus just yet.
How the fuck can we manipulate her into giving more pics if she gets the answer now!??
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Are you going to take mah virgin shield ?
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>>548809086
OP delivers

well depends on what kinda guys you like?

Serious? weird? funny? bro? cocky? insecure? spoiled? asshole? lazy?
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>>548809086
>8/10

topkek
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>>548809086
I think if you post a pic of splayed pussy lips (preferably with your friend splaying you), we would be much more inclined to acquiesce to your request for assitance.
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>>548810417
fuck that. the internet is litterally filled with porn. why do you need fucking 6/10 tits in 240p quality? I'd rather hear how it went asap
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>>548810119
that doesnt always work on guys who are above mid-twenties mate

inb4 whiteknight
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>>548809283
>>548809435
Holy fuck the amount of neckbeard.

>take a seat miss
>put your feet up
>what can i do for you?!?!?!?!?!!!!1!!?!?!??!??!
>obviously has no social skills except with shit-tier women

>hurr, your tits are incredibly familiar
>implying theres no chance tits could look the same
>implying youve seen tits
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>>548809086
8/10 KEK
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>>548810569
Dude I'm not even horny. I'm just enforcing the rules of 4chan and admiring the possibility for OC.
Chillax brah. You'll live longer.
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>>548806273
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>>548810615
omg its robert cop
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>>548810721
I'm chill. it's just that op is a cool gal, because she acshually delivard tits
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well thanks for nothing, guys. gonna go get some dick now. should've never asked this question to a bunch of virgins.
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>>548810712
>Implying I'm taking your bait (kill yourself).
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>>548810765
please repost that pic

i didnt save it
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>>548809573

See, you say you want her to be an individual that's clean and intelligent..

>but you only care whether her pussy is clean enough to not get you aids and autism

I'm sure you meant it though.
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newfags r homophobe
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>>548810237
Do it faggot, it will save me from having to put up with your desire to suck my cock for the day. Now back to the matter at hand of seeing op's 13/10 friend that brings them up to an average of 8.
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>>548810541

/thread
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>>548810836
lol answer me this

>>548810534

if you want a serious answer
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>>548809086
Is OP still here?
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>>548810991
I wouldn't fuck with him.
He has a way of banning people even when they change their IP.
I don't know how he does it but I really wouldn't fuck with him.
You are obviously new here.
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Hey, don’t listen to these jerks :-)
You look absolutely flawless, and I’m not just saying that! I’m a laid back guy in the early thirties. I enjoy reading books and my favorite tv show is Downtown Abbey. If you ever need someone to talk to, I have both skype and Facebook – snapchat if you’re into that ;)
I might be a little chubby, but I have a heart of gold – or so my friends tell me! Haha x, I’m really not one to brag!
I will treat you like a queen if you want me to, hell if anything, I’ll be the one the kitchen xD I’ve also been told that I give splendid massages, aha!
Girl, you’re beautiful and you shouldn’t show these pigs your body if you aren’t 100% comfortable with it.
I guess I’m just a nice guy who’s been sitting in the friendzone for a little too long. Oh well, I hope you don’t give up, you can always contact me if you need someone to talk to – I’m a marvelous listener :-)
Cheers xx <3
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>>548810836
Bitch first learn the rules if you want something from /b/.
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>>548810836
Bye slut, have a nice life doing nothing of value
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>>548810854

Wasn't bait, your post said it all.
But keep on pretending I'm wrong

>Implying there were implications
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>>548810991
>Implying I'm not eating your mother's creamy thighs right now.
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Yo, hoes. Spread each other's vaginas.
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>>548811184
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>>548808912
>9gag
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>>548810836
Goddamn attention whore, get off /b/ you dizzy bitch.
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>>548810836
Actually slut I'm 6'2, handsome, talented, and an athletic 98kg (big).

Nice meeting you tho :D
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>>548810836
Suicide plz
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>>548811557
> >
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My gf and her friends pick up guys at clubs and bars. It's fucking funny as fuck.

So this is what they do. My gf approaches 1 or more guys asking if they wanna help her going through the line to buy a beer. Because she doesn't want get 'beer all over her shirt' with all the pushing. They say yes (lets say most of the time). After that they chat a little, I'm somewhere else talking to people or with my friends. Then she calls her friends (mostly just 1 or 2, who're also good friends with me as I had a threesome with one of them) introducing them etc. Then one (who's a pretty good dancer) asks a guy if he knows how to dance. Some say no.
"c'mon I'll teach you how to salsa"
Guys get all horny and shit and start buying them beers. GF keeps other guys busy. And we wait outside and 3rd girl brings us free beer.
Then they all go outside and I start kissing my gf and her friend starts clinging to me. Suddenly all their women went to 1 guy.
Huge ego boost + free beer + the looks on their faces = gold

There's more shit we do when we go out. Wanna hear?
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>>548804614
If you're really an 8/10 you could literally say ANYTHING to pick up a guy. Like, just about anything will work.
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>>548806273
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>>548809086
Just get those beauties out at the bar, you'll get hundreds of guys.
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>>548810721
>enforcing the rules of 4chan
Although the rule works here, not every girl on 4chan has to show their tits with a Timestamp unless they are attention whoring faggots.
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>>548806273
;^)
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>>548811602 see:
>>548811184

I'd almost think you were samefagging, gotta love summer.
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>>548811456
I clearly wasn't talking to you, and go ahead and eat her out. It will be more action than she has gotten in probably 8 years or so.
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"Hi do you like AIDs? Buy me a drink."
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>>548809086
that's your pick up line right there.
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Could you write bLUM3 <3 on your boobs and hold them with your hands? would love you for that op
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>>548804614
>>548805001
>>548809086
True story: My girlfriend has far nicer, and larger tits than you. Oh, and doesn't feel the need to post them on the internet... sage, bitches!
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>>548811780
I detect a vagina.

Tits or GTFO!
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>>548811937
Bro,..... I'm eating your mother. Give us a little privacy huh??
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>>548811695
no
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>>548812049
I am an obese male. I'd rather not show my tits.
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>>548810836
hahahaha epic retort...

Go enjoy your penises, ma'm. You're earned them.
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tfw summer gags still keeping this thread up
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>>548810059
>Implying this thread isn't already fucked up
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>>548810867
delivar'd
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>>548809086
The fist step is to recognize that your flabby ass is a 6 at best. The best way to do this is to be attractive. If you're not, then it comes off creepy. If you are, then you can get away with murder and get dick thrown at you from every direction. The only reason you would have to put this much effort into it is if you're a fucking troll.
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>>548811937
Also fuckstick if you knew the first thing about 4chan you'd know that you WERE talking to me.
ANYONE can be heaven you fucking genius.

You should leave RIGHT NOW. You are in for a hell of a lot of ridiculing on 4chan that I doubt your fragile/pathetic ego could handle.

I'm out.
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>>548804614
>We're both fairly attractive, maybe about an 8.
I'll remember to half that.
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>>548811695
anyway

there's also the "fake accents, we're from other country" shit

the "hey my friend bet me for a beer that I couldn't pick up a guy and so if you play along I win a beer"

but if no-one is reading this fuck it.
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>>548810836

fucking BITCH!!
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>>548808312
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
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>>548812452
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>>548804614
tits or gtfo faggot
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>>548812803
I just......
I just wanna take a corkscrew and make your butthole all bloody...

Then use the blood as lube and cum up your nose.
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>>548812049
so how many seconds ago did you discover /b/?
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>>548813226
Couple brah....
And you?
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>>548811602
>>548813039
>>548813402

>mfw youre trying this hard
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>>548813443
You will be surprised...
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>>548805001
Ok, first of all:

>TITS DOESN'T MEAN "BRA", STUPID CUNT

And second:

>HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THESE ARE YOUR TITS IF YOU DON'T TIMESTAMP?

Jesus fuck, you're a special kind of retarded whore, aren't you? Can't even camwhore decently...
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>>548813443
Think again.

>its kind of rude to get thousands of tits requests here.

I think it's ruder not to reply to thousands of requests.
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>>548809086
Alright, now we can talk.

Picking up guys, it's an interesting idea. You can't be as blunt as a man usually is, the power dynamic would be all fucked up. Traditionally, men have power in a dating scenario because we are the initiators, while women have power because men are all fighting for their approval. Basically, a man will approach a woman and offer himself to her, if she accepts then he spends the rest of the night performing for her and hoping she responds. You can't just walk up to a man like a man would do to you, because if you (an attractive girl) are trying to pick him up then he really won't care about anything but your body. If the only thing you put on the table is sex (which, let's be honest, is often all a woman uses for a first time hook up) then all you're doing is giving him everything he wants without making him put in any work in return. With this pitfall in mind, we can deconstruct the concept of the pick-up and rebuild it in the concept of the gender reversal.

Guys usually spend a huge amount of time establishing their "carrot" i.e., why the woman should be interested in him. You two already have a great pair of carrots so that whole aspect can be ignored. We need to focus on what you do with the carrot. How do you lead the man just right. Give it up too soon and he won't respect you, give it up to late and he'll lose interest.

Cont. don't worry it's pre typed.
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>>548813749
Did you not read the thread?
Camwhoring?

Holy fucking shit, summer is coming early this year!
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>>548813443
that's cause feminism belongs back up your twat
also tits/vagoo or gtfo
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>>548813681
>Mfw I'm not what I said I was (I am actually those things).
>Mfw I give a fuck what you say or about OP's body at all.
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>>548814029
>Still saging when caught
>mfw youre so new you have no face
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>>548813980

Here's how I think you should go about it.
First scope out the whole room and pick the guy you're going after, focus only on that one guy. Men are used to rejection, if we think you're not interested then we will move on quickly. You need to make sure we know your interested in us, and you can do this by talking to us almost exclusively and coming to find us if we get separated instead of waiting for us to find you.
Second, don't make the interaction's objective sex. Don't take it off the table, but make sure you frame coitus as a byproduct of your relationship, not the relationship as a byproduct of the coitus.
Third, get his number, but don't give him yours. I know it's weird but hear me out. Guys always squirm about just the right time and thing to text a girl they like, they want to proceed correctly. They will have this same emotional state if they are waiting for you to text them, but since they won't have any power to initiate it will push them into the submissive state you're aiming for.

I've never tried picking up a man, these are just my theories, so certainly take them with a grain of salt. One last piece of advice is that every single man loves a playful touch on the arm.

Good luck, and happy hunting.
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>>548813443
It's not about fapping. It's about cunts like you using your sex to get special attention. (btw i'm a grill, etc.) If you want to play that card, then you deserve to be objectified, because you're missing the point of an anonymous message board.
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>>548809086
>We fuck a lot more than you do.
Slut or slattern is a term applied to an individual who is considered to have loose sexual morals or who is sexually promiscuous.you are a slut.nothing to be proud of.

all a women has to do to fuck more is say"my hairy fucking crotch is open and ready for fucking."along as you not fat you get your hairy cunt pounded.or a nigger would gladly accept your fat ass.

all a guy has do is damn dont get me started bitch, if you dont know by now your a dumb fucking cunt.
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>>548814209
She left and you typed all that up?
Good job, anon.
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>>548814147
That's what lack of acknowledgment looks like dildo.
Now that I have taken your tasty bait what now?
Wanna fuck?
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>>548809086
hey i mean ill fuck you guys i guess
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>>548814012
SUCK MY SHIT OUT OF MY ASSHOLE, CUNT!

LIKE YOUR MOM DOES!
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>>548814012
What do you think they're doing if not camwhoring?
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>>548804614
Just say Hi, then grab there crotch.
Works for me every time.
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>>548814310
I am a true carrier of /b/tism
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>>548814385

Pic related, it's you.
Lurk more, maybe you won't be such a tremendous faggot.
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>>548804614
Hi there. I noticed you're a femanon. Don't pay attention to these virgin neckbeards who are doing their best to be part of the 4chan cool club.
Hit me up II to chat. My name's Brian. Don't be indimidated - I'm not a stereotypical guy; if anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen xD
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>>548814593
Not on a stream camwhoring, but okay.
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>>548814701
Mfw I respect someone for taking the time to build elaborate libraries of reaction pics, so they can remain completely locked in their dingy basement. So afraid of the concept of "outside" that 4chan become their entire life.
Like the previous response. It doesn't exist ;)
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>>548814770
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>>548813443
do you not understand the fucking rules?
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>>548814943
>room in top floor of house
>just packed stuff for college
>bout to go to work at movies, hang with friends, watch free movies on downtime
>watching you shitpost and admit youre a newfag
>knowing i was right all along
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I like picking up guys and have done it before. If you want some tips kik me @Donner556
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>>548814943
Time for work, hope the bait tasted like shit summerfag
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Femanon here.

This thread is just way too good. You all are a bunch of neckbeard virgin fags who will never amount to anything more than an isolated voice in cyberspace.
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>>548815893
Femonon here. That poster is actually a dude. I can tell because I am a femanon.
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dude here. I love femanons. I really do. Femanons are the best!
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>>548815083
>>548813903
>>548814013
>>548814223
read again
cp
CP
like u can go to jail for that
im not really into feminism like im careless about that patriarchy thing but its just like out of tone to ask for tits to someone u met anonymously. i could also be a b8. who knows what you will do with the pic. ive seen u guys in action tracking all these people down, its scary.
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>>548816065
Femanon here. All femanons are actually crackers. I can tell because I am a crackers.
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>>548816449
Underage b&
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>>548816745
nahh im a cracker now
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>>548816449
your face must be scary
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>>548817485
you wanna judge my face? only if i can see yours
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>>548810836
We got your tits bitch :D
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>>548806273

Get a load of this faggot
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>>548818465
How fucking ablest of you. Not everyone has a face, you cunt. Example: me. Pic related
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>>548812734
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>>548804614

Where are you going out
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>>548808509
wtf? do japanese people sleep on the floor?
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