What's better for school slaughter- a katana or machete?

>>548515235
katana of course

I'm sick of the hate katanas get on this site. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen,

>>548515235
Butter Knife.

>>548515235
Are you going to go rodger some people?

a gun

>>548515512
agreed, get a machete OP

>>548515512
gr8 b8 weaboo m8

Machete, katanas are fucking useless for massacring people

>>548515235
>Machete, easier to conceal and maneuver
>You don't need a long blade for decapitation,
>In this scenario, the smaller blade that aim to neck artery is more efficient in lacking up body count
>A Katina might get stuck in a confine space which is more than likely to happen in the indoor killing field such as school.

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>>548515783
Yes, tomorrow.
NSA pls.

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>>548515512

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OP

>>548516887
>inb4 FBI

Godspeed anon, the score has been set.

go break some records kiddo.

>>548515235
if you don't have experience with a katana you won't be able to cut anything. so machete.

>>548515235
>Anon a world of advice
>Have no remorse, and be efficient
>Remember that you are doing what best for the world
>An increase in population lead to consumption which ultimately result in destruction.

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>>548517232
>>548517551
I can use something else, but I'd have to buy it first.

Use this
http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>548516887
sir, you seem to have grown a maldeveloped elephant trunk for a penis

Just don't use a gun i'm tired of Americans whining that the gun killed people. Use the machete and keep the glory for yourself. Once again the score has been set.

>>548516295
Clearly you have never seen anime.

>>548515235
Machetes are for chopping and katanas are for slicing and stabbing. It's harder than you think to chop on people. It's even fairly difficult to slice and stab, but not as hard as chopping.

In your mind it might seem like you might get a reasonable body count, but in reality, you would be lucky to get a single kill especially if you don't know how to use either.

Go back to the drawing board.

Use Katana. Also timestamp a pic of yourself right now.

>>548518661
this, unless you can get people crowded, scared, and with nowhere to go, with a katana you're going to have some trouble

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>>548515235
use katana. could get a better k/d ratio vs kill/injure ratio

>>548516887
can we get a location so can search up news details? also photo of what wepon u wanna use

Why are you doing it OP?

>>548517659
yes
>>548517309
my sides

>>548515235
is a gun(s) out of the question?

Fuck off kid, you're not going to do shit.

>>548519368
Just check >>548517878 retard.
>>548519368
No gunz in uropoor ;_;

wear a fedora so we know it was you. :~)

machete. your not fighting other people with swords so you don't need the length.

>fedora
>mlp t-shirt
>katana
pls do it op, for autism

If it's a good katana it's a way better choice. A machette can get stuck in the bone just when you're trying to get consecutive kills, while the katana will slice trough more easily. But if you don't wanna instantly blow your cover, a machette is easier to sneak in.

>>548519919
roll for this

use a spoon

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>>548519212
Because the fire was started, I can see it rising. now all we have to do is follow the revolution, brother.
>>548520138
I can start in bathroom on the lowest floor and go up.

>>548520626
Sounds edgy

>>548520626
Where do you live and how old are you?

Thread screenshotted. Contacted FBI, NSA, CIA, Europol, Interpol and Carpool.

Use something so unorthodox and common that it's impossible to put a restriction on after the fact (ex. coconuts tied to a stick with sporks attached with duct tape)

I'm sick on hearing CNN and Fox talk shit gun restrictions, show them what's up, you can't ban coconuts.

>>548515235
machete, because you don't need any skill, and it's far easier to kill/severely injure people with

>>548515235
Katanas are much sharper.
But not if is a cheap Katana.
It must be suiteable for cutting practice.
For 50$ a machete is better.
400$ and up the Katana is best choice.

>>548515235
http://youtu.be/BmqBL--B5CE

>>548515235
id go with a hattori hanzo

>>548517878
Looks like I am a retard here. 2 other photos made few hours later after this one have GPS location, this one doesn't. That's odd.

Well, if you're doing something, I'd say that you should gather the people you hate the most, buy some gas, block the door and then burn them alive, with you inside, because I suppose you're going to kill yourself afterwards, right?

>>548521573
50$ Machete
Where the fuck do you buy yours?

Fuck that, just go to wal-mart and buy 5 10$ ones.

Machete, because you can get a good one forr $20 and do it for the glory

>>548515235
when you can't decide katana or machete
the take the 2 handed katana machete lol
http://youtu.be/y--Dkk3nNOc

>>548515235
>inb4 you accidentally cut yourself and get arrested anyway