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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hi. I'm new(er) to 4chan and got pointed here by my best friend who knows my secret. He said that I should post it here as WINCEST. After watching updates during the past couple of weeks, I 've decided to tell my tale. The best part of the Internet? It's all a lie. This, too, is completely a lie because it's on 4chan. The photos? My half-sister.

Or not.

Because everything on the Internet is a lie.

Or truth.

Here goes.

>Be 16
>Have older half sister. She's 29
>Back in February, she split up with her boyfriend and moved out. Moved back in with us for a while.
>My friends keep telling me how hot they think she is. She's okay, but she dresses VERY revealing.
>nipslip.txt
>In late March, a couple of friends and I are staying up late playing PS4.
>Sis comes home... drunk.
>Rents are asleep upstairs. Her room is downstairs (which is where we are, in the living room).
>She hangs out with us for a bit asking questions about the game (Infamous: Second Son) we're playing.
>She gets bored and tired (it's after 3 AM) and goes to bed. Friend notices that she leaves the door open to her room.
>One of the two friends keeps trying to peek in her room, but it's dark. I tell him to quit it.
>keepplaying.exe
>Eventually it's early morning and the sun is coming up. We're still playing and my one friend gets up and looks in her room again.
>"Holy shit," he says then grabs his phone. He sneaks back into her room again.
>He comes back with a HUGE grin on his face. He looks down at his phone and starts typing.
>My phone (and our other friend's phone) both buzz. "Check out the text I just sent you," he says.
>I check my phone.
>"Asshole," I tell him. "Delete it. That's not cool."
>"Fuck you, man. You sister has nice tits," he snaps back.
>"Half-sister," my other friend points out. "Right? So you can half get a hard on from this, right anon?"
>They're both assholes.

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>>546544629
>The next weekend, sis and I are both home. Mom and dad are out for dinner.
>Small talk about dinner and bullshit. She needs the number for the local pizza place to deliver since we don't want to cook.
>Picks up my phone. Looks up number in my contacts. Calls and orders pizza.
>I'm watching TV. She's in the kitchen making the call from my phone. It's quiet after she makes the call, but I don't notice.
>shesgoingthroughmyphone.exe
>"What the fuck is this?" she asks.
>"What the fuck is what," I say, turning around to look at her. I notice she is looking at the phone.
>I deleted the photo from the weekend before.
>I THINK I deleted the photo from the weekend before.
>Did I delete the photo from the weekend before?
>She holds up the phone for me to see.
>FUCK.
>"Did you take a picture of my tit?" she asks. She does seem really pissed. More like she's amused.
>I can feel how red my face is from blushing.
>"No," I said. "Look at the text. It's from anon. I didn't know he did it and I told him to delete it."
>She seems to think about this for a minute.
>"Why didn't YOU delete it off your phone?" she asks.
>I'm silent. I have no answer. "I forgot," I say with a complete lack of confidence.
>somuchtrouble.jpg
>"Please don't tell mom and dad-" I start saying. She cuts me off.
>"Fuck you. I'm not going to tell them. Chill." Again, she doesn't seem pissed. Just amused. She starts typing on my phone.
>"What are you doing?" I ask. I'm REALLY nervous now and start walking to take my phone from her.
>"I'm texting the photo to me. I like it, you little perv. It's a nice shot of my nipple."
>She hands me my phone and immediately walks away. "Pizza will be here in 45 minutes. I'm running out. Be back in a few."

Keep going?
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>>546544697
Fuck yes. Do you really need to ask?
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>>546544697
>My sis gets back about 30 minutes later. She's picked up some beer (and soda for me).
>We watch TV and eat pizza. She slams down the whole six pack really quickly.
>"Where's your phone," she asks.
>"Why?"
>"I want to screw with your idiot friend who took the photo of me."
>"No," I tell her. "Don't. I'll make sure he deletes the photo."
>"No," she says back. "Don't make him do it. Let me see what he'll never have. Get your phone."
>"No."
>"Get it or I tell your mom and our dad about the photo when they get home."
>blackmail.gif
>"Seriously, don't do that..."
>"Then get your phone, she says."
>I grab it. "Fine."
>She stands up, turns around in front of her chair, and pulls her pants down. "Take a photo."
>I don't know why... I just listen to her. I do it.
>"Now give me your phone."
>I just listen. I've gone full beta at this point.
>She sends my friend who took that first pic a text with the photo...

"This is anon's sister texting from his phone. I'd rather let my half brother fuck this than your sorry ass. Don't take any more photos of me while sleeping."

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>>546544952
Moar!
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>>546544952
>Within five minutes of sending the text, my phone rings. It's my friend.
>"What the fuck, man?" he says.
>"She found the text you sent me," I start to explain.
>"Well, delete it!" he says. "I can't believe you let her find it."
>We argue about who's fault this is for ten minutes. She is sitting on the couch, drunk on a six pack, smiling.
>Parents come home. Life goes on.

Or so I thought.
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>>546545089
>Later that week, I get a text from my sister in the middle of the day.
>"Check out this pic my ex-boyfriend took. I found it on my phone. Thought you and your perv friends might like it."

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>>546544952
She's pretty hot OP.
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>>546545241
>Next week, she sends another pic with the note "you know the parents are going out of town next weekend, right?"

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>>546545290
looks fuckin old dunno
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>>546545404
>I text her back yes and that I plan on crashing at a friends house. I sarcastically include the fact that this should avoid any more of my friends trying to take photos of her drunk.
>"Oh, so you ASSUME I'll be drunk this weekend?" she replies via text.
>I ignore her.
>Friday rolls around and, yes, my parents are going out of town until Sunday to visit my aunt who just had a new baby.
>Once gone, I ask my sister, "so what exactly are you planning on doing tonight?" Morbid curiousity more than caring, really.
>"Nothing, really," she replies. "Stay in and watch a movie. What are you and your boyfriends going to do at anon's house?"
>"You're funny. We might go out to a movie tonight and the hang out afterwards playing video games."
>She grins. "Sounds like a PARTY, little man. You guys stay out of trouble."
>Anon's mom picks me up and I leave for the night.
>We get to the theater and we all notice that anon doesn't look so hot.
>"Are you fucking sick?" another friend asks.
>"I might have a cold," he replies.
>Great. I'm crashing at his house and he's a germ factory.
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>>546545425
Would still bang.
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>>546545567
yeah guess i would too
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Bamp
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Bump! Moar OP!
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>>546545567
Gotta agree with this dude.
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boomp
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>>546545550

>After the movie, I decide to opt out of crashing at his house. He's practically dripping snot.
>Anon's mom drops me off back at home. It's about 11 PM and I announce myself when I walk in (just in case).
>Sis replies from the living room. "In here! Who's with you?"
>"It's just me," I say and walk in. She's paused something on the TV and is looking back at me.
>holyshitshesdrunk.jpg
>"What happened to you little gay party?" she asks. She's slurring a little bit.
>"Anon was sick, and I decided I didn't feel like catching the plague so I came home."
>"Wanna watch a movie with me?" she says, pointing at the paused screen.
>"Sure," I said. "Let me put my shit in my room." I go upstairs, drop off my bag, and dress down to "around the house" clothes: t-shirt and shorts.
>I come back down and sit next to her on the couch and she hands me a bottle of Kahlua
>wtf.jpg
>Here, take a drink.
>I decide to just listen, and take a small sip.
>"Take a REAL drink you pussy. Chug a full shot."
>Why not? I do it.
>She laughes, amused, and then clicks the remote to unpause the movie.
>"What are we watching?" I ask.
>"You'll see."
>Now that the screen is unpaused, I see that the guy in the screen is actually naked.
>"True Blood?" I ask.
>"Nope"
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>>546545652
I mean for 30 she has a pretty hot body. >>546545870
Please tell me you fucked her there and then.
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>>546545870
>Then I see the naked chick. Up close.
>holyshititsporn.jpg
>"Are you watching porn?" I ask. I'm now REALLY embarassed.
>She smiles. "Shut up and watch."
>I sit quietly and watch. It's not just porn. It's allegedly "incest" porn with a brother fucking his own sister.
>She keeps feeding me drinks.
>I keep stating how fake this bullshit movie is.
>"What, you'd never fuck your sister?" she says.
>"My sister? Sure. But you're my half sister - so hell no," I quick sarcastically.
>She turns off the TV and looks at me.
>"Question," she states, "and not bullshit. Are you still a virgin?"
>At this point I'm just completely lost. I'm drunk, confused, have a boner from porn, and my half sister is asking about my virginity.
>I don't answer.
>"I know you are, don't worry." She says. Let's fuck with your idiot friend some more. Take my pic with your phone."
>It's like I'm in a strange hazy world. I just listen and follow her into her room. She stands in front of her bed... shitfaced.
>She takes the phone and sends him the pic with the message "Just to remind you, I'd rather fuck my brother than you"
>She hits send.

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>>546546054
Moaaaaaar
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>>546546054
thanks for the pic, i really needed to throw up the feces i ate this morning
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hurry up OP
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>inb4 bel air or dinosaur
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>16
Underage b&
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>>546546249
>tree fiddy
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>>546546237
Fuck off, kid.


Moar, OP!
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>>546546249
he knows the 4chan slang too good to be just new
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>>546544952
>>546546054

Your sister didn't bring her clothes with her or she just dresses in the same outfit all the time?
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>>546546237
you ate feces this morning
wut
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OP plz
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>>546546054
>My friend texts back: FUCK YOU.
>We go back to the living room and she takes my phone and sees the text.
>Then he texts back again: TRIPLE DOG DARE. Fuck your brother. Do it.
>My half sister and idiot friend are text arguing on my phone. I'm sitting on the couch, drunk.
>She keeps showing me the screen of my phone laughing at him. I'm just confused, but amused, too.
>Suddenly, she reaches down and grabs my crotch.
>"So this shit is turning you on?"
>yesmydickishard.exe
>She realizes she's holding my hard dick. She is drunk. She knows that I'm drunk.
>"Keep your mouth fucking shut," she says. She gets up and starts dragging me along.
>I'm blushing. Drunk. Horny. Fucking confused.
>We go into her room. For some reason the TVs on, and I try to turn it off. She stops me by pulling my pants down.
>She pushed me onto the bed... and them my sister's mouth is on my dick.
>MY SISTER'S MOUTH IS ON MY DICK.
>She stops for a second and looks at me. "Take this," she says and hands me my phone.
>"Shut up. Don't argue. Just take a pic."
>I do it.
>She takes my phone back. I lay there with my pants up, dick sticking up, and she sends the pic
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>>546544952
>>546546054
>same outfit
>different days
Is this her "around the house" clothes?
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>>546546359
You'd also remark than te two pictures were taken in the same room, while in the story they aren't
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Gonna cum buckets. Moar!!
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>>546546394

>TV off
>inconsistencies intensify
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>>546546401
an hot short skirt with cherries on it?
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>>546546394
>At this point, The sobering reality is hitting me. My half sister is a fucking pervert and my first bona fide sexual experience is about two minutes of her sucking my dick.
>goingtoneedtherapyforlife.jpg
>I don't see the texts coming back, but I hear my phone vibrate.
>She's smiling - satisfied at her sick twisted game.
>She looks at me. "Since I'm guessing he's never seen your dick, he'll never know that was really you in the pic. So you can deny it."
>I say nothing.
>"Did you like it virgin?" she says?
>I say nothing. I'm stuck in shock.
>She puts the phone on the end table and goes back down on me.
>AGAIN.
>She stops. "I can feel your cock throbbing. Don't fucking cum in my mouth, virgin."
>I still say nothing. I mean, what DO I say to all of this?
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stopped reading long ago, what a shit story
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>>546546527
>For some reason the TVs on, and I try to turn it off. She stops me by pulling my pants down.
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>>546546527

>We go into her room. For some reason the TVs on, and I try to turn it off. She stops me by pulling my pants down.
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>>546546527
>For some reason the TVs on, and I try to turn it off. She stops me

Read again:

"For some reason the TVs on, and I try to turn it off. She stops me..."
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>>546546359
holy shit it's Sherlock Homes of /b/
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>>546546616
>omfgguisehereitcomes
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>this
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>>546546610
It's what she wears to bed/around the house. I wear the same shirt every night, too. :/
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you're underage fag get off /b/
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>>546546761
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>inb4 bel air or dinosaur or tree fiddy
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>>546546915
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>>546546779
I'll just pretend it's true and enjoy the ride of your "sister"
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OP said he was 16 and he just posted a picture of his dick

Hmm...
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>>546546915
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>>546547008
>was
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dammit spidey. i bet you posted that story just so you could nigger all over this thread.
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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>546547012
>>546547008
OH SHIT ABANDON BREAD ABANDON BREAD
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>>546547060
>16 and playing ps4
>implying ps4 came out 2 years ago
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>>546546616
>She places my cock in her mouth again.
>I almost cum. She can tell. She stops.
>"If we're going to go to hell, might as well go completely to hell at this point.
>She gets on top of me and slides me into her.
>My COCK IS IN MY SISTERS PUSSY.
>I'm about to just blow my load but she holds me down with her arms and thighs.
>I try to push her off me... but I can't.
>I cum into her.
>I'm freaking out.
>"Calm the fuck down, anon," she says while sitting on top of me. "You're supposed to cum that quick the first time."
>I start to speak, she cuts me off.
>"Relax, I'm on the pill."
>My dick is staying hard from the excitement. She turns around and starts riding me.
>"My turn. Just sit there and shut up."
>She starts fucking me. It's overwhelming, but I lay there.
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>>546547060
And it's totally not illegal!
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>>546547079
It's not the time spidey,it's not,the time.
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>>546547060
yeah but he was playing infamous second son, a game thats only come out this year
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>>546547079
Haven't you got anything better to do than regurgitating dead jokes, loser?

Like posting your sister Mary's tits?
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>>546544629
so fucking fake

everybody knows PS4 has no games
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>>546547265
kek
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>>546547265
oh my sides
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>>546546054
Lol her face looked better in the dark
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>>546547265
classic
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>>546544629
>Hi. I'm new(er) to 4chan
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>>546547417
double kek
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>>546545870
Disgusting, who drinks kahlua straight? So damn ratchet.
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>>546547149
>She tells me to take a photo again. While she's riding me.
>I listen.
>She stops and takes the phone from me.
>She sends my fucking friend the pic.

pic relevant

>I finally speak up. "What the fuck?"
>She looks at me as if to say "seriously?"
>"You're welcome, asshole. You're not a virgin anymore."
>"Not that," I say. "Why do you keep sending anon photos of this?"
>"Oh, that." She says. She smiles. "I want to fuck your friend, too."
>fuckme.exe
>"What? What the hell? Why?"
>"Seriously," she says. You don't know?
>"No!" I yell. "I'm pissed, Drunk. Confused. And you're telling me you want to fuck my friend? Why him???"
"Because," she says. "He's Spider-man."
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>>546544629
>Hi. I'm new(er) to 4chan
cool!
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>>546547568
nooooo
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>>546547472
Maaaaaaybe.
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>>546547568
could have been better, but 6/10 for effort and a decent lead-in story to go along with it.
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>>546547568
OOOOH IT'S THE STORY OF SPIDERMAN
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>>546547568
That was horrible, could've been great

6/10
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bad web
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>>546547265
Thats a stupid joke
kill yourself
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>>546547568
My god, you should have worked better on that ending.

Now tell us who's that whore, I still want to fap to her.
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>>546547568
Still better than Spiderman 2.
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>>546547568
7/10 you bastard
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>>546547568
U w0t
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>>546547568
6/10. Good work.

Now post more pics of the slut
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>>546547568

10/10
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>>546547568
I'm disappoint op, you had potential and you fucked it
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>>546547568
you fucking cunt. 6/10 you caught me slightly off guard
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>>546547568
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Spidey r34 NAO!
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>>546547568
to kek

all those boners
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Fucking nigger. 9/10, got me completely off guard
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>>546547568
>OP takes a bow. Exits stage right.

Thanks for playing folks. Haters hate. Readers fab. Gentlemen appreciate.

Later.
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>>546547953
*Readers fap

>That's what I get for typing with one hand. Fuck.
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>>546544629
>16
>owns ps4
Underage b&
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true story
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>>546544629
If one of my friends snunk in to my sisters room, and took a picture of her tits, I wouldn't of stopped beating him, I would of fucking flushed his phone down the toilet, after I checked to see where he sent the shit. Then, I would of woke up my dad, let him have his turn at him, because believe me, he would want his turn. Then, all my friends at school, they would pick on,and beat the shit out of that nigger every fucking day, until he moved schools or graduated, if he did move schools, I'm sure I would have friends or family that also went to the schools he moved too, he would have to go to some online school, or move out of state. If I were to see him in public, or my friends had seen him in public, he would get fucking destroyed, his life would of literately been over. You are fa fucking pussy, you can't even protect your family, that's your blood you fucking nigger, I hope you die. I don't care if you fucked her, that's ok, but you let a friend have a fucking titty pic of her, you are a piece of shit, and should die
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>>546548227
HAHAHAHAHA

Asshole doesn't even read the whole story.

Fucknut.
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>>546547953
Ok should've seen that coming, who's the girl though?
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>>546548227
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>>546548309
I still believe that story is true and that is just an elaborate ruse
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