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> be me, xbox GT was "Swaglord420xx" > Never

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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> be me, xbox GT was "Swaglord420xx"
> Never smoked weed before in my life
> First day back to school
> Make friends with one of the popular kids
> Asks me if I have an xbox
> Say "yes I do anon"
> He proceeds to ask me for my gamertag and I say "u-umm its S-swaglord420xx"
> He laughs in my face and tells me he will add me when he gets home

> Couple months pass and I found out cool kid and a bunch of friends enjoy the same games I do "COD, Battlefield, NBA"
> We all have fun playing together but they start referring to me as "Swaglord420xx"

>One day in class teacher says "Hey Anon come here..."
> Cool kid interrupts
> "It's not anon teach, its Swaglord420xx"
> Class laughs at me
> embarrassedasfuark.jpg


> Cool kid asks me to come chill and we'll game with the buds at his house
> Cool kids parents aren't home
> Cool kid and the funky bunch assumed because my name was "Swaglord420xx" that I smoke weed
> They offer me a bong rip
> first time smoking, trying to not make it to obvious
> Take the entire bowl in one hit because I didn't know otherwise
> Nearly cough my lungs up, proceed to become extremely baked
> We're playing NBA and they are all congratsing me on cashing the entire bowl, pretty amazed
> tfw I look like a pro for the first time
> They give me another bowl
> Cash it all again
> Cool kid is pissed because im taking all his weed but friends are amazed
> They decide i've had enough and I agree, proceed to game barely able to control myself phsyically
> Cool kid says "Hey Swaglord420x-"
> Before he could ask me what he wanted I burst out laughing while simultaneously shitting my pants infront of the entire group
> This was literally a fire hydrant pressure explosion of the brownie mixture.
> Still can't stop laughing
> Gasping for air because im laughing like a hyena while sitting in my own anal fungus while saying "HAHAHA SWAGLORD420XX" between breaths
> Now known as "Shitlord420xx" across school and no longer talk to the Cool kid
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>>546413219
How do I recover from this /b/?
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bumping with moot
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>>546413219
Well you can start by killing yourself Shitlord420xx
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>>546413825
kek
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> Find new group of friends

> School year is almost over, after a few more weeks you won't see anyone here again.

> transfer schools?
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>>546413219
Op,
you have been blessed don't you see... Your life has forever been changed... You are no longer swaglord420xx
You are Shitlord420xx now.
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Well op you may as well kill yourself, you had a good run.
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>>546413219
HAHAHAHA SHITLORD420XX
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>>546413219
Screen capped, 10/10 best shit I've read in awhile.

Also I agree with everyone else, idk how you could recover you had a chance to be popular and you shit the bed... Literally. Kill yourself
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>>546413219
>while sitting in my own anal fungus while saying

Holy shit, I never thought of shit as "anal fungus" I always was thinking of it as food I ate
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>>546413219
MYYYYYYYY GUUUUUUUUUUCKIIIIIIING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIDES
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I'll say it, this is funny, but be nice to OP he is asking for our help.
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9/10 if not copypasta
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Guys im not gonna fucking kill myself, like can anyone suggest some legit stuff? Like I have considered moving away but my dad tells me to man up and stop being a pussy
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>>546415119
I did, I told you it is almost graduation, just hang out with other people.
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>>546413219
My sides are in orbit, posting in epic bread
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>>546415119
i have a suggestion: post some moar stories. i like you.
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>>546413260
>How do I recover from this /b/?
Listen fuckstick - No one gives a shit about what happens in high school. Why don't you concentrate on shit that matters.
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LET THIS BE A WARNING TO EVERYBODY.
THIS IS THE PRICE YOU PAY FOR A SHITTY PRETENTIOUS NICKNAME.
>all caps
>all facts
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>>546415295
>shit that matters

Max fucking kek, op you need to move Jesus Christ this is hilarious
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>>546413825
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>>546415119
You must kill the witnesses of your disgraceful act, it's the only way to redeem yourself, OP
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>>546413219
You just gave me the first real laugh I've had on /b/ in awhile, bless you op.
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>>546413219
do u still smoke shitlord360xx
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ah haha my id is fk it lol
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>>546415119
So just kill yourself. Your dad is no help.

Also, that is why you don't make stupid shit names like that. Unless you are just a straight faggot Shitlord420xx
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>>546415119
Haha, OP you are a senior in highschool ya?
None of the underclass men give a shit, your graduating class won't give a shit.
Your new college really won't give a shit.

So just bear with it yo
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OP, just own it.

Change your gamertag to SH1TLORD420xx and embrace it, its the only thing that will take the mickey out of the joke for the other kids
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>>546413219
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of shit,

I shall fear no bowels,
As the Shitlord420xx will watch over me and my sheep I shall lead them across the shadowed and disgusting land.
For my journey across the great Rectum will be hard and distasteful.

But I do it all in the name of the great Shitlord.
Please bless me on my journey through ops bowels and through the intestine and out the anus oh wise Shitlord.

> Protip: I'm ops bowel movement
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Like I don't even want to go to school anymore, seriously...

It's embarrassing and I plan on not even going to my grad anymore. Why the fuck would this happen to me?
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>>546416690
> Why the fuck would this happen to me?

Because deep down you were always destined to become....

Shitlord420xx
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>>546416853
That's it
This is too much
Gotta leave this thread because my sides are killing me, thank you though Shitlord420xx this made my day.
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>senior
ahahahaha
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>>546413219
playing videogames was your first mistake unless you are 13 you have no bussines playing videogames.
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>>546416853
Max
Fucking
Kek

Good god I can't breathe.
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>>546413219
You're my hero Shitlord420xx
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>>546413219
Screen capped and posting to leddit
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>>546413219
see
>>546415289
>>546415289
>>546415289
>>546415289
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>>546417581
A soothing summer breeze.
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>>546417581
Fuck off cunt
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>>546414447
TRIPS GET

Also screen capped this op, your story will live on.
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>>546417981
> Shitlord420xx's legacy will live on.

FTFY
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So why did you shit your pants? Because you laughed too much? Or were you just high as balls and started shitting yourself?

Anyways, for future reference, why the fuck would you be embarassed when your buddy says to the class your name is Swaglord420xx? Just laugh along with it and say you made the name because you thought it would be funny [spoilers] Even if that's not true [/spoilers]
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I know this is a made up bullshit story but who the fuck would be amazed just cause you "cashed" 2 bowls? That's not impressive in the slightest, the point of a bong is to finish the whole bowl in one big hit not share it you pleb
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>>546418245
my thoughts too... I've never smoked a bong in multiple hits, not noce.
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>>546418128
It must've been the weed because I just lost control of my bowels and it came rushing out like a jet in a hot tub...

I got embarrassed because I kind've liked one of the girls in the class and wanted to ask her to grad. Now I'm not even going.

>>546418245
They were pretty packed.


>>546417581

Please no
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>>546413219
>>546413219
That's what you get for doing marijuana, it's bad for you. Serves you right, you deserved it. Only scum and low life's do dangerous drugs.
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>>546418828
pls no
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>>546418828
Gr8 b8 m8
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I too had a bad experience with weed my senior year of high school. I let it ruin the rest of my year and now looking back on it i see that i was being way too hard on myself, like you are now. Dont let it get to you. You should laugh about it if people bring it up. Things are going to be ok.
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>>546413219
Just made me and like six people laugh our asses off, I agree with the rest of the bread though op...

May aswell become an hero
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>>546419071
Hah, this is true to some extend.

My friends and I got so much bullshit on each other from the various times we've done different drugs
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> be playing warframe
> Get asked to start recruiting more
> make an advert to spam every now and again
> every faggot with yolo swag 420 or sephiroth that messages me gets shot down.
> not going to play with faggots that name themselves shit like that
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>>546418828
Get a load of this cunt
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>>546415119
Own it, man.
You are shitlord, dubbed for the shitting of thine pants in front of an ample audience whilst righteously stoned.
It sounds like it could be hard for you given how insecure you seem at this time, but if you learn to be okay with it, others will be okay with it too.
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>>546413219
You're full of shit. As if a first time smoke will be able to take a full bowl their first time and get high. You're throat and lungs aren't conditioned to handle the smoke so it can't be inhaled properly. I've had friends who smoked every day for years, quit for a few months go back and not be able to clear a whole packed bowl in a single hit because they get what I call bitch lungs where you start coughing and can't take all the smoke in.
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>>546419378
Yeah boss, check it! Looks like we got a wise guy! How 'bout it boss? Huh? Take em' out back and show em' the works?
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>>546419645
Nigga you backwards, when my lungs are fresh I can take gorilla draws, it's when we been blazing daily that I get the bitch tickle in my throat.
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OP sounds like that dude from the screen cap story of that stoner who did dumb shit and his friends were always encouraging
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>>546415119
It will be pointless once you graduate, you'll laugh about it. Believe me, later on, high school is like a joke.
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>>546419846
Nigga you are backwards. Anyone who've I ever smoked with and wasn't consistently smoking couldn't handle big tokes and they'd cough their lungs out. Is that why the stoners never cough and the newbies always cough? Because fresh lungs can take huge hits and handle it.
Fucking idiot.
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>>546419669
Yeah boss! Get em boss! Fuck em in the ass boss!
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>>546420138
You must be smoking with some pussy ass niggas then man.
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>>546413219
You deserve it OP, for not simply being a swagfag but a POSER swagfag. Don't put flash around "420" if you don't smoke pot, don't carry a guitar if you don't play, don't put a surfboard on your car if you don't surf. Trying to be cool by pretending to be something you're not will always blow up in your fucking face.

But b4 you an hero, just know that who you are in high school effectively dies the moment you leave. Head off to college and "Shitlord" will just be a memory.

>also get a new gamertag you dumb faggot.
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>>546413219
10/10
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>>546413219
My. Fucking. Sides.

Thank you Shitlord420xx
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>>546413219
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>>546420258
The ones that would cough were the ones who would smoke a couple times a year. The ones who smoke more consistently wouldn't cough.
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>>546418402
With a bong for ants
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>>546413219
Thank you Shitlord

#TYSL
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>>546417581
Fuck you.
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>>546413825
lel
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>>546415119
Follow ur dads advice coont
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why would you even name yourself swaglord420xx you fucking idiot

you deserve all this
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>>546413219
That is some old /b/ flavour mate, thanks for the kek's
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>>546413219
GJ op, first non shitty OC green text story I've seen since like 2010.
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>>546413219
Come clean man. Tell that kid the name was always a joke.

Contact him and say you've never actually been high before.

Then laugh about it. Tell him thanks for getting you high, and tell him you are embarrassed about shitting your pants, but you also thinks it's hilarious that you got high for the first time and shit your pants.

Do you see what I'm getting at? You're not denying anything, you're coming clean about never smoking weed, and you're laughing about it. I mean, nobody can hate you after that.

Just tell him you think it's funny you had a bullshit "420" name and when you finally did actually get high, you shit yourself.

>pic related is you
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>>546417581
Can you kill yourself please?
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I archived this thread

4archive.org/b/thread/546413219
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>>546421975
Thanks nigger, book marked
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>>546413219
LOL FUCKING RONNIE BOY! THE GREAT SHITLORD IM IN YOUR PRE-CAL CLASS BRO!
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>>546421975
Fuck

>>546422474
Double fuck
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I think i shit harder than op. My sides discovered new a dimension.
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>>546417981
nigger do you even know what trips are?
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>>546422474
>>546422568
Lol, wut?
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>>546422474
OPS COVER IS BLOWN! EVAC THIS NIGGA NOW
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>>546421928
This is reasonable. Why not respond, OP?>>546422568
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>>546422568
For future reference
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>>546422474
>>546422474

This
Thread
Just
Got
Fucking
Legendary

Aaaaand it's about to 404
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>>546413219
wow, reposting this already, fucking lame why am I here
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dont worry about high school stuff. i dont see anyone from high school. but then again its been six years since i graduated.
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>>546422474
>>546422568
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>>546423540
>legendary
Piss off, faggot
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make your gamertag [cool kids name here]isafaggot and invite him to a game
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>>546422474
>>546422568
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>>546423540
Kill yourself.
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>>546422474
Am I witnessing this right now? Or are my eyes deceiving me?
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>>546422474
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>>546422474
>>546422568

Shitlord420xx is known far and wide now... You made a mistake coming to us for help.
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>>546422474
>>546422568

FACEBOOK PLEASE NOW.

I HAVE TO GAZE UPON THE FACE OF THE SHITLORD.
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No gamertag by that name
Doubt u really shit your pants
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>>546413219
>>546422474
My sides are in orbit and my mind is blown.
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>>546413219
came here from reddit
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>>546425405
Great, now get the fuck out.
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>>546425405
le reddit army reporting in xD

http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/25jz9r/anons_gamertag_is_swaglord420xx/
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>>546425405
I'm also from reddit
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>>546422474
GIVE US HIS FACEBOOK FAGGOT
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>>546425580
leddit cancer everywhere
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>>546417581
>>546425405
>>546425580
>>546425784

>summer time
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>>546426141
reddit isn't cancer!!!
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>>546426239

Correct.

It's more like AIDS. Mixed with herpes. And cancer.
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>>546426239
>obvious troll is obvious
>summerfag is obviously enjoying summer

way to kill an epic thread, faggots.
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Alright so somebody from my school also broadcasted this on facebook... Then again on twitter...

This got a lot bigger then I wanted it to and all I wanted was simple advice. No, I am not going to kill myself.
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>>546422474
>>546422568
samefag
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>>546426504

op you poor fucking bastard.
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>>546426454
We did it Reddit!

>>546426504
post pics or it's bullshit
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>>546426504
pls someone find this

The lols will be massive
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>>546426504
Haha dude just own it bro, it's all you can do at this point.
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>>546426716
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Reddit invasion
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>>546427225
thanks for new trolling rage comic; this one was getting boring.
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>>546426504
It's Brad from 2nd block bro. Everyone at school finds it hilarious man! Don't even worry about it dude! Trent's throwing a house party this weekend bro you should come!
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>>546427737
And Brad uses reddit, why are all of ops schoolmates faggots?
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#yolo
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>>546427737
post his facebook/twitter and we will let you join anonymous
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>>546427737
What. A. Fucking. Twist.
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>>546427737

You know what you must do.
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top kek

mighty shitlord op still isnt the biggest faggot of his school

dont worry op

le reddit faggots are worse than you

also mods pls ban this bunch of underaged faggots
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>>546427737
May this be written down inn/b/'d history books...

The day /b/ actually took care of a problem. Good job anons, you fucking deserve it.
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>>546427737
>demfeels.jpg
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>>546413260
Kill yourself probably.
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>people using epic non ironically
>reddit
>high school faggots
R.I.P in peace fortune
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>>546421405
Your mother's is nigger
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>>546427737
> bro
> man
> dude
> bro

BROMANDUDEBRO DONT EVEN SWEAT THE BITTY! ME AND A COUPLE OF HOMBRES WERE GON A GO CRACK SOMETHING BREWSKIES AND JUST WIG OUT ON SOMETHING GNARLY GAMEAGE! YOU IN BRO? BROMANDUDEBRO? LEMME BORROW YOUR AXE
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>>546413260
Apparently your lucky nigger ass recovered from it just by posting...

> slow claps

>>546427737
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>>546421405
kill yourself
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>>546421975
>>546413260
Apparently your lucky nigger ass recovered from it just by posting...

> slow claps

>>546427737
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bread is toasted

time to say goodby
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>>546430182
>>546421975
in other words, update the archive faggot.
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>mfw my nick is 'on2acid,' and I've used it for about seven years.
>tfw I've never actually done acid, even though I've gotten far higher on salvia, so I can bullshit that I have done acid.
>tfw 'acid' was never supposed to refer to LSD, but rather sulfuric acid, but everyone thought it referred to LSD so you just went with it.
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>>546413219
kek
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>>546429506
TOTES RADICAL BRO!
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Yeah, so, I've never shit my pants in public. I'm usually well evacuated before leaving the house.
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>>546426504
>>546427737
Happy bending.
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This thread refuses to die...
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>>546427737
Good guy Brad.
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>>546413260
You can recover by realizing you've made one of the best /b/ threads in years. Congrats faggot
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RIP in peace OP.

you will forever go down as

Shitlord420xx

Lord of the shits.

Goodnight sweet prince
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>>546431408
Praise be with you Shitlord420xx
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>>546413219
Just read through the entire thread, I rarely do that nigga.

Thanks for the keks and feels.
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Came here from the reddit thread!
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>>546432193
Fuck you
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>>546432193
Die please
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>>546416269
OP gave a shit. OP gave a shit big time.

See what I did there? Yeah you see what I did there...
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>>546433014
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>>546413219
>"it's not anon teach, it's Swaglord420xx"

Dem sides
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Fake and gay
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>>546427737

He was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was an hero, to take that shot, to leave us all behind. God do we wish we could take it back, And now he’s on our minds. Mitchell was an hero, to leave us feeling like this, Our minds are rubber, our joints don’t work, Our tears fall into abyss. He was an hero, to take that shot, In life it wasn’t his task, He shouldn’t have had to go that way, before an decade’d past. Now he sits there in my heart, this hero of mine, Always there to make me smile, Make me feel just fine. He had courage,that boy did, courage in his heart. To take that shot, To end his pain, To tear us all apart. But in the end, he died in courage. Lacking, nevermore, He died a hero, Mitchell did, And we’ll love him forevermore. We love you like an brother. We miss you so much. We will always love you, kid. Rest In Peace Mitch.
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OP is confirmed fag
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>>546413219
Okay and what's so bad about this story ?
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This thread is garbage all you fags should die
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>>546413219
>>546433808

> Xbox GT was "Swaglord420xx"
> GT was
> was

Read the story before you try to be smart nigger.
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>>546434078
It is.
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>>546434082
Woah bud, simmer down.
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>>546434078
we will and so will you
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>>546434078
>>546434216
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
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Am I the only one who doesn't think that this story was 10/10?

Wasn't bad, but, great? I don't know...
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Posting in ebid thread
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>>546415119
You should have paid to change your gamertag

You done goof'd now though, so you'll have to do something insane and cool to make up for it.
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>>546434448
It was 9/10 for me, found the "anal fungus part funny" and then op being discovered by people at schoolio bumped it to 10/10 for me.
>>
Change your name to shitlord then shit on everybody online.
Don't understand? That means destroy them all! Then when you see them in public don't even talk about gaming. When they bring it up get real serious and say I'm gonna shit on you like a true lord
>>
I have a friend who constantly pisses himself while drunk. Once, he pissed on me. The point is, because he can laugh about it, others laugh WITH him, not AT him.
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>>546413219
You don´t
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>>546433221
>>
>>546413219
>"Swaglord420xx"
Not bad OP, not bad.
8/10
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>>546413219
>> Cool kid interrupts
>> "It's not anon teach, its Swaglord420xx
Fucking lost it 10/10
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>>546435387
For some reason my sides also left orbit at that part
>>
10/10 work shitlord420xx, I had fun at your expense. Thank you for sharing.
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>>546422474
>>546422568

My greatest fear has come true.

Posting my failures on /b/ and somebody recognizing who I really am...

You should have just gone to /adv/.
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>>546435387
Really? That's what did it for you? Huh...

Maybe I've just lost my sense of humor.
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>>546420659
This guy knows his shit
If I quit ripping on the daily I wouldn't be able to take anywhere near as big of a hit as I usually do. OP's story is bullshit. I've never been around seasoned stoners who give a fuck how much you can smoke, only teenagers are impressed with that kind of shit. I can take a .5g bong hit and my younger friends think I'm a fucking god, but the people I usually smoke with can out smoke me even though I have yet to encounter anyone who can outside my group of stoner friends. It would likely be someone in a crazy weed situation where it's just accessible 24/7 in insane amounts

>>546420258
Confirmed nigger
>>
>>546435807
Op's ID is different from yours faggot
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>>546413260
No need to recover. You are now Sir Shitlord420xx . Embrace it. Love it.
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>>546436043
>You should have just gone to /adv/.
>You

He is explaining his personal fears. He did not claim to be OP and typed directly to OP.
>>
>>546436043
I never said I was OP

>You should have just gone to /adv/.
>You
>Not I

faggot

>>546436381
Exactly.

I also once posted an embarrasing highschool moment and was really afraid that some /b/tard would recognize me.
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>>546418481
You DO realize that "Please no" just feeds the evil, don´t you?
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>>546421405
>Summer is nigh
>is nigh
>nigh

Autism overload.
>>
>>546436304
Literally this. Embrace the shit out of it and no one will fucking think it's funny anymore. Just don't call yourself that, only when people bring it up. (e.g. haha yeah I'm shitlord420 hahaha). Don't be a little bitch about it
>>
>>546437389
This
>>
requesting links to this shit

hey friend from school, post the fb and twitter discussions
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This thread has seriously been up for 4hrs?
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>>546437540
Threads been alive for nearly 6 hours now, I doubt op or schoolfags are still here. If I was schoolfag though I wouldn't post ops shit.
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>>546437626
Must be a record
Or just the influx in reddit fags
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>>546437754
well shiet im too high didnt notice how long this been up

may the ganja be with Shitlord420
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>>546435908
>crazy weed situation where it's just accessible 24/7 in insane amounts

get a job on the west coast / CO
money + medicinal card = your crazy dream situation
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>>546437540
If you want to find search twitter for relevant tweets. I tried but no luck
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>>546413219
>mysenioryear.jpg

Lost it, 10/10.
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>>546438090
Gl with that unless it got some mad retweets/ favourites

>>546437754

Only reason it's probably been up this long is because it takes so fucking long to read through the thread.

>notabadread.jpg

Then a new person here like me posts and bumps it up to page 1. It then attracts more faggots who do the exact same thing.

/b/ science faggots, I will admit epic bread though.
>>
>>546438090
yeah me too 420shitlord doesnt yield much

lemme put on my NSA hat
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>>546438663

Yes
>>
>>546434403
ID Heaven isn't one person...
>>
>>546438068
I really wish man, living in the bible belt sucks a fat cock so any weed I get is purchased through sometimes unreliable sources (unreliable as in quality not availability)

I want to move to the middle of fucking nowhere in CO and throw all of my disposable income at having edibles/hash/oil/dank stocked at all times. Then I could just die happy
>>
>>546439638

> being this new
>>
>>546439638

Is it summer already?
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>>546439638
OH BOY IT'S SUMMER
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>>546439638
and now you'll be made fun of and you'll never reply to that copypasta again

>>546439678
I'm in IL right now finishing finals, but I'll be interning in san diego this summer at $31/hr and my housing is paid for. I grew up in CA and have my CA driver's license so this summer I'm gunna get a card and waste a lot of my money :D
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>>546439638
>the boys always go fishing with first-timers, and they don't quit til they reel somebody in...
>>
>>546413260
By not posting shitty pasta on /b/.
>>
>>546439638
gr8 b8 m8
>>
>>546439638
I got that summertime, summertime sadness
S-s-summertime, summertime sadness
Got that summertime, summertime sadness
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
>>
>>546418828
agreed everytime i smoke some weed i fucking shit all over myself..like everytime
>>
>>546440401
hows that aspergers working out for you?
>>
>>546440401
My sides... Anon pls stop kek
>>
>>546439638
Newfag detected
>>
Op is a hero
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>>546440224
>>546440401
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>>546440224
fuken saved
>>
Oh my fucking god guys, not even the chips handson thread didn't stay up this long
>>
>>546422568
You're in pre-calculus as a senior in high school? There's an actual reason to kill yourself
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>>546413219
Wear this story like a badge of honor. Not the pants tho.

>It's called not giving a fuck.

If you're anything like me you will be telling this story to all your friends in a few years and you'll all have a laugh, especially you. Everyone's got a story about getting fucked up and making an ass out of himself, otherwise you're doing something wrong.
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>>546413219
> anal fungus

First time I've heard that 10/10
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>>546440401
>And so to suggest in a sort of roundabout way that "summer" had arrived, or rather the influx of newcomers to the board still unfamiliar with its customs in other words, one user posted lyrics from Lana Del Rey's "Summertime Sadness" while others replied quite simply "summer." Sadly, what came about as the end result was very much the same -- great, undeniable faggotry.
>>
someone archive this shit
>>
>>546440224
>>546440401
>>546442510

This thread just keeps getting better
>>
>>546431552
>>546442631

Read the thread faggot
>>
How are some even thinking this is legit

are you all fucking high
>>
>>546442510
Was lurking but this made me post, god dammit this is good bread.
>>
>>546443280
The pasta was 9/10 if legit or not I don't care. It's the thread itself that is funny as fuck so I've had it in a separate tab for the past hour.
>>
>>546436938
>Not knowing what nigh means
>not thinking before you post
>Being this Autism-istic
>>
>>546439638
Can't tell if b8 or newfag
>>
Posting from reddit!
>>
>>546444308
Oh boy, here we go.
>>
>>546443789
I'm pretty sure he knows what nigh means. I think he was just pointing out that it's an unusual word to use, so unusual, in fact, that using it so casually might suggest autism.

Hope that helped to clear up any confusion.
>>
>>546444308
> posting from reddit

How do you post on 4chan from reddit faggot?
>>
>>546444308
You think you could simply walk into this thread and leave unscathed? Boy you were wrong faggot.
>>
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>>546444551
>this new
4chan is a subdomain of reddit
>>
>>546444308
Trip 4's
>>546444410
Quad 4's
>>546444445
Penta 4's

This thread
>>
>>546445026
Mmno. Also, this is the last time I'm doing an archive update since this fucking thread won't die
>>
>>546445319
Autistic pattern recognition
>>
>>546445358
But you must update the archive until the thread dies...

This is the quest you have chosen to embark on in the name of Shitlord420xx.
>>
>>546445662
Some may know him as UJMnUZtk,

We know him as "The Archivist".
>>
>>546445954
and as long as this thread lives he will continue his quest to be the very best archivist no one ever was.
>>
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>>546445358
I am offended that you were the one to reply

Dare not stop archiving this thread, Archivist.
>>
>>546445662
>>546445954
Here, why don't you faggots take on the role as "The Archivist"

4archive.org/

Just keep putting the link in until this thread dies
>>
>>546429506
maxlel
>>
>>546444445
Casual? 4chan? We're all about srs bsns m8.
>>
>>546446530
Archivist, we need you now more then ever.
>>
>>546446973
Bye, felecia
>>
>>546446973
This threads going for record time m8 you gotta keep archiving
>>
Went to work 7 hours ago, came back and this thread is still alive.

What the fuck /b/?
>>
>>546439638
Can't tell if warm or just summer
>>
>>546413219
Just be yourself and own up to it op, who cares just laugh it off.
>>
>>546415119
Ur dad is right faggot
>>
>>546447667

>In the Beginning, Anon created the Nick of the Names.
>Now the nickname was super and awesome, swag was over the surface of the deep, and the Title of Lord was hovering over the Score tab.
>And Swaglord420xx laughed, "Let there be shit," and there was shit.
>Mates saw that the Shit was created, and they separated the Swaglord420xx from Swag.
>>
>>546440401
Good god my sides
>>
>>546444308
Fuck off back to reddit then.
>>
>>546444308
I bet you are faggot, I bet you are.
>>
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Assbonglord420xx
>>
>>546413219
Congrats op, over 2300 views on imgur
>>
>>546440224
Read that in Morgan's voice, god that's good shit anon.
>>
>>546450947
D-do you think it worked?
>>
>>546418828
Can't tell if you're an autism.
>>
>>546413219
WHy the fuck did this not 404 yet
>>
>>546451865
Define "an autism"...
>>
>>546452118
You
>>
>>546452231
#REKT
>>
>>546451865
The life you were born into.
>>
>>546452231

>getfukt
>>
>>546442510
Good god
>>
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>>546452231
>>
>>546429506
LIKE WOAH DUDE LIKE WOAH BRO LIKE LET'S CATCH SOME SICK NARLY HANG AIR TIME BRO!
>>
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> Op here

Wow guys almost 300 posts? Let alone this thread has been alive for nearly 6 hours... At least I think it's been that long, I have no idea!

Maybe even longer? Yes I can confirm this story is true and this thread has really helped me see past it. Thanks for all your support /b/ this is the last place I would've thought to get any. You guys are great! Thank you so much!
>>
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>>546453981
have a good life shitlord :^)
>>
>>546453981
So did you kill yourself?
>>
>>546454120
He came back as ghost to update

RIP in peace op
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>>546453981
Check your fucking privilege, shitlord.
>>
>>546453981
Op is that you? You've been gone so long we hardly recognize you!
>>
>>546453981
If ur gonna cum back atleast post pictures of the FB/twitter convos
>>
>>546453981
Don't post anything op! Keep ur identity a mystery and just be remembered as... Shitlord420xx
>>
>>546415119
Just fucking laugh at yourself when others try and take the piss
>>
>>546454697
this. Even if names are blocked out.
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Reporting from Reddit :3

>inb4 leave

I'm here to stay! ^-*
>>
>>546455291
you disgust me
>>
>>546455291
Reddit leader reporting in?
>>
In all seriousness man up and stop being a fucking pussy.

Everyone does (for want of a better word) shit and in a year or two it will be a hilarious story you tell everyone about and you can all laugh together.

School is over soon, new people on horizon.

or kill yourself w.e
>>
>>546455384
n'aaw ID: xDXUFiCU no need for that! +1 for expressing your feelings though :-)
>>
>>546453981
Welcome back op! I bet you were pretty amazed when you saw this thread alive.

Cogratulations on one of the best OC threads of the year so far! Almost 2500 views on imgur and 200+ up votes on leddit! Glad you're doing good man^.^
>>
>>546455523
edit: forgot my picture
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>>546455523
I hope to God that you kill yourself. if you come on here you blend in
>>
By giving you a name like Swaglord420 you have already proven to be a subhuman edge faggot
>>
>>546453981
Can u sign my hat op?
>>
>>546455669
>imblyigng I didn't just ruse the fuck out of you and you took the b8, /b/ is a shitty containment board for faggots like yourself new to 4chain smothering yourselves in edge and naughty words. Also I don't see anything wrong with /r/4chan, if anything it encourages quality posts here
>>
>>546456028
wow the green text here is so different from reddit's! :o
>>
>>546456028
>implying I fell for your shitty b8

come on man, it was obvious so far away
>>
>>546456028
Behold gentlemen, a master ruseman.
>>
>>546456489
A true artist in his profession
>>
>>546456028
8/8 gr8 b8 m8
>>
>>546456840
ty m8 no h8
>>
>>546456028
Watch out gentlemen! We've been bamboozled!
>>
post 300 get
>>
>>546453981
4K views on imgur

GGop
>>
>>546456489
The fuck you had before? Done been rused out of you!
>>
>>546413219
>dat anal fungus
10/10
>>
>>546415119
> Guys I'm not going to kill myself

Why not?
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