Tell me things about sex only a non-virgin can know. Things

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>>546406160

Who are you trying to fool?

So that you can pass off the knowledge as your own experience?

I SEE YOUR GAME, ANON

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>>546406342

About what?

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>>546406535

Just curious

>>546406160
You will get new "fetisches" and likings as you experience them, for example I never liked anal sex at all, thought it was kind off disgusting, tried it now i'm a sucker for it.

>>546406160
the g spot is ribbed

That bitch will be leaking cum for hours. Go out afterwards and she'll randomly get a load of semen running down her leg hours later

>>546406160
the smell of woman's box after cream pie when you get too close.

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>>546406749

>>546406160
178 dicks

It's actually a lot harder to get it in the first time than most virgins realize. Although this doesn't last forever.

>>546406749
Yeah think everyone is like this. No way would I want to get involved with a place that shit comes out of. But it becomes this taboo. and as soon as you start experimenting it becomes integral to foreplay and sex. Man I sure love anal. Can;t watch porn without anal anymore

The hole is lower than you first expect

>>546406160
squelching, farting noises from her pussy

>>546406924
>tiny penis alert

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>>546406924

I know that part of the trick is that the entrance is on the "bottom", that is, closer to the ass than the stomach.

>>546406160
Man, the first time I had sex.. I'd been mastrubating way too much, it took me 4 freaking hours. And after those long hours I said "Is this sex?"

Also, blowjobs tickle my cock, they still do, it's weird.

>>546406924
^Also u either cum fast as fuck or not at all.

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>>546407021

>>546406749
same for me and my girlfriend. we talked about never having anal because we wouldn't like it, digusting etc.
one night after we've had sex we prepared for round 2. I touched her asshole and I saw it in her face that she liked it and I did too. ROCK HARD. after I ate her asshole (I love it now) we've had anal and we do it once every now and then.

so yeah, you'll discover new fetisches.

>>546407017
>tiny penis alert
reddit/summer pls just go, youve made your point

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>>546407032

The smell is AWFUL. Like, every time, regardless of how clean you are. I guess some people could get used to it, but it's a really ANIMAL smell.

Also, there's a lot of weird squelching sounds

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>>546407223

The very first time a girl ever see's your dick and goes like, "oh wow!!," cause youre big but didnt really know it yet -- you're forever set in life. nothing can bring you down.

>>546407017
>it's harder to get it in than you'd think
>tiny penis alert
nigga you just went full retard

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>>546406160
That if you want to get pussy a lot you have to take care of her more than she will take care of you. If you want to dominate on some girl then you will never get or deserve any. Annnnnd 100% of the shit on /b/ does not exist in real life; real life sex is messy ugly and sloppy.

>>546407305
Best day of my life. Not trying to brag, but its a high you can never come down from.

>>546406986
I had to contain my laughter/disgust the first time i heard this.

>>546406160
Pussy was tighter than I expected and it required some force to push it in.
I though it would be like in porn where the dick slides right in as if nothing.

>>546407273
>weird squelching sounds
True
>The smell is AWFUL. Like, every time, regardless of how clean you are.
Not.

>>546407305
that best day ever feel. but i was shortly shut down with a "nope itll hurt not happening"

>>546406749
I've done anal with two girls. They were both hookers, though, one in the RLD in Amsterdam, one an escort, also in Amsterdam.

Honestly, to me, it didn't feel that different from vaginal. Tighter around the base, but once you actually get in, there isn't really that much feeling. Felt like sticking my dick into a bucket of warm jelly. Was pretty good, I'd do it again, but nothing that I'd feel the need to go out of my way for. Of course, I was wearing a condom both times, so that probably limits the sensation quite a bit.

Hot from a psychological standpoint, though. That "holy fuck, I have my cock in a girl's ass!" Feeling.

>>546407273
I've never minded the smell. Don't even notice till afterwards usually.

>>546407465
Yeah and if you don't foreplay, your dick is going nowhere. Unless you like humping a tight dry wall that tugs your dick skin.

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>>546407305
This. I've only been with 3 women, but all three have fallen in love with my cock and go on and on about how they love the size/shape, as well as just generally great in bed. May not have a lot going for me, but at least I can make bitches orgasm.

>>546406924
Speaking from experience it's easy as fuck, then again I had the light on and I'm just one guy.

>>546407460
yeah, straight talk: it's the best day ever. no man, woman, or beast can ever harm you after that initial victory. you have the War God's blessing.

If you have prep time you always want to take a piss and then jerk one off real quick beforehand.

1. Women always tell you that you have a big cock. They learn this from some secret girl's school somewhere. It's to make you feel closer to them. They lie.

2. Your hand is better than any woman you'll ever have. Your hand is free. Your hand is not psycho or emotionally unstable. Stick with your hand. It's a lot cheaper and there's a lot less headaches involved. Remember kids: Your hands are drama-free!

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>>546407465

>>546407273
this isn't really true

It's a lot harder not to fart than you'd think, I once was all bloated and hungover from a night on the beers and when I came I though I shit myself

>>546407285
Do you have more cum inside?

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>>546407706

>>546407706
got a small, unused cock, hey? also, length and girth don't lie.

I'll tell you something about sex a virgin wouldn't know. first off, sex is fucking disgusting. I'd make it illegal if it didnt feel so dam good. Also prepare for the emotional fucks that you receive after a heavy baby making session.

I broke up with two girlfriends immediatly after sex because it just makes you feel fucking awful afterwards.

Thirdly, all forms of sex is a type of rape. thats just how it is, you gotta be a fucking man about. thats how nature works men rape women in all species of animals. Humans are no different anyone who doesnt think so is just lieing to themselves. Humans prance around and fucking call themselves civilized like they're special. if you want to have sex just fucking go gorrilla on that booty and before you know it girls will be sucking ur dick like its candy.

>>546406160
>assholes aren't pretty pink most of the time even if kept squeaky clean
>women have ass hair too, some lots of it
>there is no such thing as an inherently tight pussy, it just means your game is weak because the vagina dilates for up to 130% with enough arousal (save for pregnant women but that's another story)
>the smell
>oh god the smell
>girth is what matters most
>the first time doesn't necessarily hurt, see my point about dilation
>more girls than you'll ever have imagined have raep related fetishes or at least like it pretty rough
>mental stimulation is a way bigger factor in foreplay than simple clit rubbing
>POO NOODLES (google it)

There are many more but shit, do your own research.

Queefs are fucking hilarious.

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>>546407794

yeah dude, like 300 pics. you want them all?

>>546406160
If you're a girl, make sure you poop before having sex. Otherwise the guy can feel the shit through the wall of your vagina and it's an instant bonerkill. Unless he's into that kind of thing.

>>546407706
>Women always tell you that you have a big cock. They learn this from some secret girl's school somewhere. It's to make you feel closer to them. They lie.
This is true, but if you pay attention when you fuck them you might be able to feel their cervix. That is the end if them, means you're long enough for this girl.

>>546407597
Indeed.

Her state of mind is probably the most important factor to mutal enjoyment.

If you have sex enough times with someone it can get a little boring so you need to do other shit to make it interesting.

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>>546407832

>Also prepare for the emotional fucks that you receive after a heavy baby making session.

please expound on this?

you will get blood on your dick and it may look like shit. (also on your sheets, pants, underwear, fingers) and the smell is hard to mask. oh god the smell..

>>546407701
But give yourself enough time to bonerize again. God forbid you jerk it thinking you're about to break this chick and then your willy won't work.
>>546407706
#2 is a valid point. I still fuck women, but your hand is way better at its job. Old lefty has much more experience than any women.

Most girls and inexperienced and not freaky sex daemons.
Some girls are awesome

>>546407539
It is definitely a distinct smell. If you have a good, long session with a girl, juices are flowing, you're both getting sweaty, sheets are getting stained...

I remember the smell, but I can't really put it into words. Kind of a musky, tangy, salty smell.

Also, women have a smell. I'm not talking about their vagina. I mean if you take a woman, clean, but not using any lotions or perfumes or other such products. They have a particular aroma to them. It's not a particularly pleasant smell, but I love it. Must be dem pheromones.

>>546407832
Thats actually a condition, its called tristesse

>>546407832
...I think that third point might just be the case for you?

>>546407869
Fuck yeah i want them.

>>546407831
I'm 48. OP asked me to divulge some secretes I've learned. I honestly can't count how many women I've been with, but every one has told me I have a huge cock and I don't. It's average at best. Just trying to school you kids.

If you want to be great forget about your cock

The best sex is where penetration is a minor factor

Emotional contact outweigh any and all physical contact

Sometimes, if the girl's tits are the right size and you're lying on them, you can get farty noises from air squeezed between them.

If you fuck with a half limp dick, sometimes she'll get pumped up with air, especially doggie style.

Female orgasms don't look like they do in porn. It's less attractive in real life- more like a tense clenching.

Only 1 in 4 women can come from regular penitrative sex. You need to do something with their clits if you want them to get off.

Your dick won't be rock hard the whole time like when you just met a girl and/or were new to the whole experience. For regular routine sex you usually have half a stalk, enough to do it, but not like a rock.

Same with the girl. She might dry up half way through. Relicking or reapplying lube helps.

This isn't to say you won't have awesome sex ever again after it's routine, just that sometimes it's just going through the motions.

I think both parties get hornier when the girl is more fertile. The pill fucks it all up, but when you're off it, the best sex seems to correspond to when you can concieve. And I don't think this is due to any sort of impregnation related fetish, just biology kicking in when it counts.

>>546407838
This, apart from the smell thing, guess I've always been lucky(?!) and poo noodles kek

>>546406981
>>546407465
Fucking this

>>546407273
This doesn't bother me though. I kinda like it, but probably because I know it's a sex smell, like if I smelled it anywhere else I wouldn't like it.

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>>546407884

huh. That's some obscure advice right there. That's the kind of info I'm looking for.

>>546407273
You know..
The natural smell of a person is the surest sign that the "chemistry" between one another works.
I dont know how many girls you had, but if their smell is unpleasant for you, you might not be well compatible genetically.

>>546406160
you realize that the vagina is wrinkled from the inside. it's not just a simple tube with a flat surface. also that's the only way for you to feel the oiliness of it.

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body odor is a killer, shower together which is alrdy good foreplay (wash her or she washes you is very intimate and erotic)

>>546408017
I get the smell one. Some of them stay with you too, I reckon I could identify a few women through a good long sniff

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>>546408051

Much appreciated, man.

>>546408228
Thats a great point, i never thought of that,

>>546408045
Geif all pls.

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>>546407548
oh man . I know that feeling too well. I've had a handfull of cockblocks by my own dick being too big for the girl. total mood killer

>>546407305
Know that feel. The first time my ex (the girl I lost my virginity to) saw it, she was about to give me my first blowjob ever. We were lying in my bed, she'd slept over, and the night before, I'd fondled and sucked her tits for a good hour.

So we'd women up not too long ago, and she says to me "I feel bad about last night. I want to do something for you". She reaches into my boxers and grabs my dick and pulls it out.

First words out of her mouth: "ok, wow. I don't know if that's gonna fit in my mouth".

Have since had numerous girls tell me I have a big dick. Feels real good man.

>>546406981
yep

>>546406160

friction hurts

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>>546408129

That's a lot of good stuff, thanks.

>>546406160
having sex is overrated
yes it's fun (with the right partner) but some people act like it is the highest thing on earth and do all kind of stupid things just to get some pussy/can't think about anything else...they're just dumb

it is great if you do it with a loved one but it isn't the best thing on earth as so many think it is

Condoms suck, get ultra thin!!

I never hear any other guys talk about it. But when I blow a nut, the muscles in the back of my legs spasm, like quivering. This can be as localized as the center of my leg or as global as everything from my knees all the way through my glutes.
Doesn't matter how many times I cum in a night, the back of my legs always quiver.

>does anybody else have odd spasms like that?

Bit of light nipple pinching does a lot more than you'd think for the wetness factor. Can turn a non horny girlfriend into a horny one if you're just playing around

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>>546408495

>>546408536
YES OMG

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>>546408538

>>546408536
i have that but my body isn't the greatest to compare to a healthy one so this could be weird to many others...

>>546408536
With a really good one? Yeah. Especially if I'm standing up for whatever position. I've fucking nearly fallen before. But doesn't happen very much.

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>>546408626

>>546406160
Cum tastes like salty milk.

>>546407167

>I ate her asshole (love it now)

Motherfucking this. haha.
or just playing with it while u r fucking her. awesome.

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If you have steady sex with someone, you'll notice that at different times of the month their vaginal fluids change. It tends to go, right after their period is completely over, from: Clear/watery, white and foamy, thicker and more mucusy, to blood out of fucking nowhere.

Captcha: Woolly monrat

If we told you it would no longer be something a virgin couldn't know.

>>546406815
Yeeees, funniest shit ever.

>>546408149
I didn't say it's too bad (at least until you leave the room and enter again), but it can be... overwhelming.

>also yes poo noodles
>hilarious out of context, rather icky when happening to yourself lel

>>546408536
The only time I've had something remotely like this was the first few times I had sex. But I think it was more because of the massive adrenaline rush I was getting than anything else. It's never really happened since then.

>>546408536
>>546408652
I have this too and im considered pretty fit, has nothing to do with health.

Anyone's ball/balls ever like... Floated out of place during sex? Then you gotta push it back into place? Happened a couple of times in the begging,
Scared the fucked out of her and me (me especially my nut basically went into my leg)

>>546408635
can you upload the folder or something?

>>546408325
Showering each other has to be some of the hottest shit me and my wife have been together for 4 years she adhesive in the shower and I get instaboner.

>>546406160
>Tell me things about sex only a non-virgin can know.

If those things can be communicated to other people, they can be communicated to virgins as well.

>>546408201
Women's lubrication does not come out of the vagina evenly and it varies quite a bit in consistency and flavor depending on where they are in their uterine cycle.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartholin%27s_gland

There are several glands that are in the front of the vagina, good picture in that article but the majority of the lubrication actually comes from way deeper in and drips out slowly as the girl gets more aroused. This can actually make it a little difficult to enter a girl even if she's aroused because she can be horny as hell but still a little dry right at the entrance. A little foreplay, either oral or light fingering can go a long way in spreading her juice to where it needs to be to enter her comfortably.

Lot of guys try to j-jam it in and just end up hurting the girl.

>>546406160
The sticky mess of post-squirt sex. Trust me, put a towel under her ass.

>>546408858
>she adhesive in the shower
wut

>>546406160
If your dick is too long, woman on top positions can cause bruises at the base, but they disappear quickly.

>>546406813
its not, it depends.

>>546408536
I've gotten that too. Actually wound up having a full-on muscle spasm once. Hurt like fuck, kinda ruined the moment. Only happened once, though.

>>546408830
The fuck?

>>546408865
Well, hearing about something and really knowing it aren't always the same thing.

When its over go out of the room and make weird noises, return and say thats normal.

>>546408538
Agreed many good love makings were initiated from a simple nibble or pinch of the nipple

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>>546409035

>>546409034
That was my response to closely followed by Jesus help

>>546407884
oh man you can feel the shit but only with fingers no way I can feel shit with my dick

>>546406160
Girls really, really, really don't want to suck your dick.

Even after I ate out her much nastier vagina, I still can't get my dick sucked. Pisses me off.

>>546409016
>I've never found the Gspot
fixed that for ya. because, ya know, yea it is

>>546406160
girls are hairy too

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>>546406160
trying to pass off for a non virgin to your faggy friends, op ?
go eat a dick, that's the only action you're able to get

>>546406160
The face she pulls when you blow your load in her mouth followed by the quick scramble for tissues, all you can do is smirk and say "sorry"

>>546408992
I meant washes me auto correct a bitch nga

her- "What do you want for your birthday baby?"
me-"I want to poke you in your ass"

OW OW OW GET IT OUT IT HURTS...

...pissed at this point you just shove it into her pussy without wiping it off.. fuck it

>>546409271

i honestly get of more on eating pussy than blowjobs, having a girl squirming in pleasure as you eat her is just fucking hot.

>>546406160
quality > quantity

also it is so much better with someone you really like

>>546409271
>girls
some girls don't mind it
some girls enjoy it
most 'front' about it
few hate it

>>546409182
I think you mean your abdomen. The little tracts balls descend through are still there in adults and they'll pop back in there with a little pressure.

If your balls actually went into your leg, drop your keyboard and go to the hospital right now.

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>>546408051
> 48
ew.

>>546409143
What? It's just the learning process. It's easier to learn to drive a car by actually being in one instead of only hearing someone else talk about it, right?

>>546406160
first time unexpected lasting a hell of alot longer than you thought you would, first time 2 and a half hours

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>>546408865

I just mean things that aren't usually mentioned. Things that seem minor, but actually have a strong effect on the experience.

>>546408795
>>546408670
>>546408798

I've been fit and I've been fat. My legs are pretty strong, though. Even so, I've done Philippine bar hooks by the gross, and a few dozen more times back here in the states. Even all nighters; blowing a wad a half dozen times in one night. The more often I blow a wad, the less it gets - but for me, it never goes away entirely.
Shit's actually pretty cash.

>>546408830

It happen, they can also dissapear into the belly completely

But rejoice they come again

And you have reached a skill that Shaolin masters train to achieve


Also for the thread: If the girl isn't wet, she's not ready yet, more foreplay is called for in most cases

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Sex is actually really messy.

A lot of people imagine sex as a passionate, slow moment where two people who love each other come together etc etc but that's all from the movies. You will have sex like that maybe 1% of the time. The other 99%, you're just trying to get off.

Which is what makes drunk sex 100000x better than sober. I dated this chick who was really shy and frigid and to be honest the sex was boring as shit. Then we started drinking and fucking and all of a sudden it's like the shit you see in pornos. Biggest difference was the moaning and stuff. In my experience girls don't really make all that much noise (unless they think they're supposed to) but when they're drunk it just gets loud and that's a hell of an ego boost

>>546409457
If someone tells me right is gas, left is brake I now KNOW how to speed up and how to slow down.

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>>546409353

>Implying I have friends to brag in front of

you don't know much about me, do you? Your assumptions tell me more about you than they do about me. I just like to know everything I can about something before I do it.

>>546409456
>ew.
What do you think 4chan, especially /b/ is full of, kiddo?

>>546409004
Banging against their cervix hurts like a motherfucker after a while too

>>546409702
But do you know how much to press down the pedals to not stall the engine or burn out your brake pads at every intersection?

>>546409271
Nah, sucking dick is amazing. There is nothing more arousing then making a guy so horny they can string a sentence together. Also super fun to be edging them during foreplay.

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>>546409760

>>546406160
Sex isn't the amazing, special, awesome, incredible, 100%-better-than-masturbation thing you expect it to be.

It's better than jerking off, but it's still just a way to cum. It's good, but don't believe the hype.

>>546409271
Sorry to burst your bubble, your gf probably just doesn't like it.
I love sucking my bfs cock, he doesn't eat me but I don't do it expecting he will, I just love sucking him.
>>546409358
Lol that's classic. Definitely been there before, but I don't spit anymore...

OP, girls are just as cock hungry as you are about pussy, they just keep it under wraps. Every woman has a slut inside, you just have to tap into it.

>>546409749
underage b&, of course

>>546409749
Most of /b/ still deals with pimples, anon.
I think we'd all be amused at the percentage of /b/ which is underage and just lies about it.

>>546407021
>closer to the ass than the stomach
Ha well yeah, duh. Did you think the bellybutton was a vagina?

>>546407884
Oh fuck I can say I did. Like a month ago, we were foreplaying, and at the very end of foreplay I put both my fingers inside and I felt an enormous bump in the low side of the vagoo...

I knew what it was, but I just couldn't turn her off; it had been weeks since the last fuck. Even tho it turned me off a bit, she liked it... she fucking loved me rubbing her vag walls againts the turd... Now that it comes to mind, I don't know how to feel about it.

For me, it eventually became more and more about making the girl cum than cumming myself. I may be burned from fapping too much, but I just don't cum from sex.

It's REALLY not that complex of a thing, anon. That's the one and only thing that a non-virgin has over a virgin. Once you do it, you'll realize that it really was just as simple as putting your dick in a vagina. End of thread.

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>>546406160
pussy is warm

>>546409946
Also agreeing with this guy, it is super fun and amazing and all that, but it also isn't the pinnacle of existance and all the virgins fretting about not getting any and being omg the old age of 18 are being just plain riddiculous.

>>546409937
This is such a rare pov for girls. I'm pretty sure most girls I know hate sucking cock. Even the hornier ones. My gf did end up liking it but only cos I loved receiving so she just ended up liking it cos I liked it so much.

>>546409940
Yup. Except the guy should be wincing in pain in the last image

>>546406924
Nope. My cock slid right in after some foreplay.

>>546409950
This. I've always known this to be true but finally one of their kind admits it. It's a good day today.

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>>546409950
Spitting actually makes the taste worse as it passes the taste buds more evenly on the way out and some of it runs down your throat eventually the same. Also wholeheartedly agree on the inner slut part.

It doesn't feel quite as good as everyone claims. My bitch was tight as hell, but the sensation was so new and weird I couldn't get off the first time we did it.

Also, not all women are pussies about getting their cervix smacked. My girl actually gets off when I hit it.

>>546408018
"sadness" in french?

>>546408129
You may have a problem keeping it up. I can literally stay rock hard for hours. Granted im a 19 year old construction worker with High T

>>546407884
Thi anon has no fucking clue what he is talking about
Bags of sand

Also a great tip for lastin longer In bed is to constantly flex your cock throughout the day, these are called Kegal muscles, or something like that, best way to practice is as you piss, you cut off the stream by flexing your cock and releasing. Constantly do this, then when you feel like you have to bust while fucking just repeat this and hold for like 5-10 seconds. Will stop you from cummin to quick and make it last longer / feel even greater. Also flexing your dick while you fuck will make the girl enjoy it 10x more, switching between soft-hard and hard-hard will make her :O face

Also most girls don't like their breasts played with, will hurt after prolonged sex, dry up so make sure to use a lot of spit, pay attention to her clit if u want her to enjoy it more. To test anal don't just dive in shell prolly hate that, wait till she's wet and horny as fuck then play with her ass while you fuck/eat her out. Vibrating cock rings are good but I would recommend stealing not buyin them they're a waste of money might as well buy small vib for like $10 you can constantly wash and reuse it save a lot of effort, some girls take more to get off. Dirty talk will take a girl to the next level just don't go crazy and wild out on her.

But yeah with xp you'll level up an shit so keep experimenting and have fun!

>>546407884
Oh, that i completely didn't know.

>>546406986
what this guy said. while fucking her she will sometimes make a queefy fart when you take your dick out. it's ok to laugh at her

1) Her pacing and your pacing will almost never match. That usually means you wrap up in half an hour and she needs another forty minutes with the toy. Deal with it. (As a guy, I can say that she rarely has to 'deal with it'. If she finished in fifteen minutes, and it's happened, I can either finish up in five minutes or I'm probably not going to at all).

2) Sometimes equipment doesn't work. You won't always know when her equipment doesn't work. She'll know when yours does. Don't stress about it.

3) When you're getting regular sex, it occupies 10% of your attention. When you're not getting sex, it occupies 90%.

4) Recognize that each woman is different. Some need sex every day, some not. Some like giving bjs, some don't. Know your lady, treat her like a lady, explore with her. It's more fun, and will let you make up for 'equipment issues' from point 2.

>>546408017
Elaborate on this, please. When my gf and I end fucking, I can get a horrible smell in her neck... I can't describe it, but it's there. Also the smell of her vagoo after sex, but that one I love it.

I could spend my whole night between her legs if she didn't find that strange. I still get close to it whenever I can.

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>>546408780
>blood out of fucking nowhere.
been there, done that, ruined a t-shirt. Wouldn't recommend it.

>>546410231
>construction worker
You saying that your job in construction surrounded by men in hard hats helps your dick stay hard for longer?
Like... bec

>>546410229
Why does this happen? It involves the hormone prolactin. Women have this hormone to make milk, but men have it, too. Your body creates it after an orgasm to counteract the release of dopamine, the hormone responsible for sexual arousal. So the prolactin is believed to cause these feelings of melancholy.

Why else might a person feel sad after sex?

Sex is all about connecting with someone, and while the dopamine surging through your body makes you feel great while you're having sex, afterwards, reality might sink in. You may feel scared or nervous about commitment, so you may want to be alone, or get some emotional (and even physical) distance from the person you were just with. Sex also makes us say things in the heat of the moment, so while your loins made you say "I love you and want to have your children," later on that may not seem like such a good idea.

nothing more awkward or boner killing then when your pubes snag.

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>>546406160

Your mileage may vary, but:
A dick entering a vag only feels good to the vag when entering at a very specific angle range. It can be tricky the first several times. I pretty much needed to let her guide it in or be on the bottom and let her drop herself onto me. She was also a virgin but kind of expected me to be able to tell when it was the right angle. Virgin ladies: a virgin guy will have no knowledge of your interior layout, and he can't use his dick to determine the right way. It has a ton of nerve endings but it can't be used to explore. Let him use his fingers and/or toys on you first.

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>>546410069

according to most hentai....

>>546410184
Tragically, some of us are not so well gifted that we will ever experience that - unless she's a bit on the illegal side.
>never gone there myself.

it will seriously stink up the room

>>546410315
Holy fuck it's hilarious when that happens. She doesn't think so though and I get in trouble for laughing.

>>546410436
dat sex stench.

50 yr old anon detected

>>546408495
This.

Call me a beta fag but I find certain activities I'm able to archive a better high

>>546410316
>That usually means you wrap up in half an hour and she needs another forty minutes with the toy
Wow unfortunate for you. In my experience I can make most girls cum at least once in 10 minutes, usually multiple times in 20. No 40 minutes of toy required.

Getting into a virgin isn't worth the effort. It's just another pussy. Plus, you're wasting all that time picking the lock for every guy who comes after you.

>>546409760
When my girlfriend gets close she likes me to push her over the edge by bumping her cervix with my cock. It makes her come instantly. Sometimes I time it right and we both come at the same time.

>>546410368
I have a job that keeps me in shape, and makes me feel like a man is what im getting at. Not like manual labor makes you good at sex, moreover, feeling aggressive and manly makes you better in the sack.

>>546410103
its the manner you have sex that makes it dull or the best you ever had

for example...
-sex after a fight
-break up sex
-revenge sex
-spontanious sex
-roleplaying
-etc etc

point is to keep it interesting

>>546408495
Sometimes I've felt better after taking a piss i've been holding in for a while.....

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>>546410315

>>546410415
Nah she's a twenty-something.
First time it happened was on accident when I bottomed out too hard. Now she asks me to "hit it hard". Says it hurts and that sometimes she wants to tell me to stop, but apparently she likes it anyway.

>>546408538
I do know girls like nipple play but I personally hate it. When a girl touches my nipple I retracted my entire body.

>>546410175
Lol glad I could help.
The only thing about girls is, they're picky as fuck about who they go slut mode with. I mean, if you're already fucking her, chances are you can get to it, but if she really likes you she'll whore ou w little to no effort, just to please you.
I think I irritate my bf at times because I constantly want to fuck or suck him...but it's because I love making him feel good or swallowing his load. Only guy I've ever wanted to be like this with aha.

>>546406160
wiping your dick off afterwards is a thing

ITT anons explain events that's they themselves don't understand while assuring everyone that they do.

>>546410383
Orthodox Jewish anon detected

Also trim your fucking pubes!! NO1 likes sticking their face in a wet hairy patch of hair, don't be that anon with a disgusting man bush. Shave like once every 2-3 months at least

>>546410634
Mine likes it too. And let me tell ya, that's just tops right there. Timings tricky though. Only done it a few times.

>>546410405
Most hentai is drawn by Japanese virgins who are basing the woman's body off other drawings by Japanese virgins.

>>546410368
Getting your body used to physical labour does make you more enduring. That's a simple fact that should be deduced by everyone and you questioning something like this makes you seem like a whiny annoying little faggot you should not be alive.

>>546410316
I actually don't have this problem. It takes me a lot longer to get off than the girls I've slept with. One of my partners used to complain about taking care of me after she'd gotten hers.

I kinda have to focus a lot to get off. Then again, I'm a cutfag so probably lacking sensitivity.

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>>546410718
It was not an accusation, but rather, an observation.
You must be reasonably well hung. Tragically, I am average. I've never bottomed out. And I'm sure a lot of us never will.

>>546410760
This. And if you've cum in her, it'll probably come pouring out at some point over the sheets - and she probably won't enjoy the sensation, and she'll probably having to wipe her pussy clean of your sticky cum which probably won't be 'lady-like'

>>546410802
Mine gets off from sustained cervix contact. Grinding, rubbing, even thrusting into it sometimes.

women can queef and fart in accident when you do certain strange position-changes.

also no matter what happens always stay focused. the worst turn-off for a women is when her partner just goes flaccid out of boredom (which can happen when you never do anything exciting)

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>>546410728
Yeah I fucking hate it. She attempted to finger jab me in the ass a few times for lols, my response was the same, retract self and scowl immensely.

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>>546410620
On the bright side, you get it first. Much of a claim as any

Do you even solaire?

>>546411087
Yeah I kinda get that. She did have a threshold of pain though. Usually when it's starting to hurt me, it'll hurt her too.

>>546410821
I'd just assume most people who aren't obese, asthmatic losers would be fit enough to perform sex well. I mean - it's really not that difficult. Most of the positions that would require some kind of athleticism or optimal fitness aren't that satisfying anyway.

I just don't think being a construction worker would somehow add to your ability in the bedroom. If anything, you come home physically exhausted every day without a great deal of energy left to spend on sex.

You're obviously very sensitive about some underlying issues relating to your job?

>>546410791
I do now, mind you, my first girl was pretty hairy too, in her words "I don't want to look like a 12 year old!"
That relationship ended fast

>>546410362
I meant this to him.
>>546408228

>>546407460

Same here. My first time, her first time, I was inside her for some time. Me : 'How does it feel ?'
Her : '...big'
Confidence fully restored.
And pic somewhat related : it's the god Bes.

Also, stuff only non-virgins know : how to dispose of a condom, how to tie it so your carpet won't smell of cum, and how to check if it has but a tiny leak or anything else.

>>546411128
This:
anal is a no go for me too. 1 way streets for both my partner and I.
But eating her out is about a third of my night. She don't get the D until she's ready to rape me.

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>>546407305
fucking this man

>>546409004
>they disappear quickly.
Not for me, mang. That's why I tie my women.

>>546411402
>how to check if it has but a tiny leak or anything else
HOW?

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>>546411402
forgot pic

I'm sure it's been said, but the smell.

The only good workaround is fucking in the shower, and that isn't good for routine sex.

>>546406160
The inside of the pussy is startlingly hot, temperature wise. There is the most bizarre realization that you've suck your cock inside something alive.

>>546410179
I live by "a good girl swallows."
The few times I spit was when I first started giving head, and not because of the taste but because the load was too fucking big and I didn't want to take it down lol.
>>546410279
Depends on the girl, but honestly, most girls love breast/nipple play.
You don't need to go gung ho on her tits, but during foreplay, kiss her hard and squeeze the fuck out of those bitches. Like, grab, squeeze firmly, squish em around.
I looove being manhandled like that. I don't enjoy rough nipple play since my nips are pierced and that shit gets tender, but I love having them nipped, nibbled, smacked, flicked, etc.
Again, depends on the girl but for the most part, go after them tits.
Also, tit fucking is amazing.

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>>546411269
read the ID faggot.

Even by that logic, an exhausted construction worker will outfuck a well rested lazy person every day of the week.

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>>546410362
I can't really describe it. I just find that women have a natural scent to them. It's always fairly similar from woman to woman, though subtly different. As I said, it's not a scent that would I would normally like. If it was anything other than a woman that smelled that way, I would find it unpleasant, but in women, it smells incredible.

It is a very subtle scent. You have to be very close to the. To detect it at all. It's not like they reek of it and you can smell them across the room.

As I said, it's difficult to explain.

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nipple piercing

> turn on
> turn off ?

>>546411718
depends on the boobs.

>>546406160
Sex was the biggest let-down of my life.

Porn has ruined me. I used to jerk off daily to kinky porn, now real life sexual scenarios don't turn me on.

I've had sex and gotten bj's from 4 different attractive girls, who were skilled in bed, and I haven't come even close to cumming. It didn't even fucking feel good. And 2 of the girls I didn't use a condom with either...

Because of this I've dumped 2 gf's and don't plan on ever getting another one. Even after I went 2 weeks of no fap and had sex I couldn't cum. So fuck that, I'm going to stick to being by myself and jerking off every day making myself feel amazing.

>>546411507
i mentioned it earlier

protip: soap is making it slippery which is nice but breaking a bone is not, keep your positions simple where balance can be maintained easy

>>546411128
Strangely enough, I like it when she pokes my butthole.

>>546411582
I didn't say you were the same guy, just assumed since you were desperately leaping to his defence you must be in a similar position. Clearly you're just a faggot.

Not convinced anyway.

Also, a hell of a lot of builders/construction workers I've seen are fat. Bellies like pregnant bitches. Doubt a lot of them have seen their penises in a while.

>>546411781
try masturbating less aggressively.

a vagina cannot, and never will be as firm, fast, or aggressive as ole righty is.