So, where were you when 4chan was hacked? https://imgur.com/a/UhIRx

sleeping for 14 hours now fuck off

User? PW?

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>>543627937
So hostile.

Buying chinese food for dinner

>>543627881
I was on 4chan, and received call from rony
rony say "salty is kill"
i say "no"
he said "yes"
and it was so.
i was on salty raging over RUNNING AND SPAMMING MAN vs some waifu which me and salty all inned on.
nemo call me and say "4chan is kill"
i say "no"
nemo say "yes"

any one from 543593985 here? if so why did the thread 404

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btw. Here you edgy guys go.

>>543628159
wonder how long it will stay up

>>543628083
Don't try to hard next time, it might be funny

>>543628432
its exactly what happened, except i replaced one name with nemo, for the autsralian reference
you know a kids movie about australian water adventures in light of the kids adventures we had in death

>>543628616
Shutup

huh

Reporting faggots posting CP

>>543629650
Good luck. All the mods have been banned.

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Dear moot,

How can we trust 4chan if your web security blows? Will you please give an explanation on what happened?

Sincerely,
Anonymous

P.S. Those 4chan Passes make a lot of shekels, eh?

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>>543629776

$250,000

>>543629776
If his security blows and 4chan is shut down, all will be lost, the earth will run rampant in fire, everything you love will burn and cease to exist
j-just take my word for it

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>>543630359
I hope it does die. Force a change. Change is good. Maybe I could try out this reddit thing errrone's talking about.

>FWG was kill
>"no"

>>543630510
Personally I wouldn't mind having all the racist and edgy tards having to find a new site.

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once a faggot
always a faggot

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>>543630510
If the chan dies, i'm throwing away all my media devices to get back into rl

>>543630715
Ya. This place was good a few years back. Dunno if I/my tastes have changed too much or this place was invaded by cunts, but it's not the same anymore.

Let it die.

Did moot respond?

>>543631016
He said 4chan is going to launch it's own social network to get more funds.

>>543630825
It was always bad, you fucking newfag

>>543631184
it was good because of how bad it was.

>>543630786
You just properly ... not opened my eyes, not depressed me, i dunno what. But you did it. Now I can't shake the thought of that potentially being one of the best decisions I could ever make.

>every other thread a trap or loli thread
>90% of posts dont include an image anymore
>people arguing saying racism is bad
>post itt else threads


This is the chemo to save /b/

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>>543631016

It doesn't seem like he did.

http://blog.4chan.org/

https://www.4chan.org/blotter

https://www.4chan.org/news

http://chrishateswriting.com/

https://twitter.com/moot

>>543631163
Does this mean I can find my waifu?

>>543631163
Even though what you said is probably b8 but i think that is exactly what's going to happen

>>543631316
I wonder how many lifes has 4chan screwed

I miss when moot used to just fuck around and fuck with people like this ON PURPOSE just for the hell of it.

Now the only fun got on 4chan is when it is being hacked.

PHP, THE STRONGEST LANGUAGE.

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>>543631316
Yeah man. We're all going to make it brah.

one day..

>>543631316
But 4chan is fun

No 4chan means no more fun

>>543631521

What is a better option? Ruby?

/g/ is talking shit
>>>41552682

>>543631683
whops!
>>>41552682

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>>543631683
>>543631759

>>543631759
lol>>543631683

>>543631654
Disregard opinion its not the language it is how you use it and m00t has shown time after time to have shitheads as developers

>>41552682
well fuck

>>543631683
>>543631759
>>543631850

the fuck is wrong with you?

>>>/g/41552682

>>543631918
thank you

>>543631850
like this maybe
>>>/g/41552682

>>543631349
>>543631349
>>543631349
I was all over this earlier today. There better be an explination up tomorrow.

>>543631835
No, PHP is literally shitty.
There is not a single good thing about it.
It has no use cases.

If we use the typical "every language is like a tool in the toolbox, you need to use them for their correct purposes or they will just be a pain", you know what PHP is in the toolbox? PHP is a rotten, dusty sandwich you forgot at the bottom of the toolbox, and then you decided to hammer a nail with it.
THAT is PHP.

PHP is everything wrong with programming languages AS A LANGUAGE.
It is all the terrible decisions that people made before they were turned down, AS A LANGUAGE.
Even consistent features in the language are broken the instant another file type is used.
The fucking devs that MADE the language don't even know the difference between == and ===.
Here, I will tell you, even the non-programmers here should get it.
1 == "1" is true.
1 === "1" is false.
== compares the value of two variables regardless of it being apples or oranges.
=== compares both the value AS WELL as the type, so you can't have 1 apple and 1 orange, they both need to be the same.
Simple, right? Those braindead cunts don't even understand that. There was a huge argument on the PHP devchats years ago over this and they got baleted.

PHP is a dead horse that should have been cleaned up years ago.
All the good devs left the project and the only ones that remain are the absolute noobiest cunts around.

Moot cowered as the doors to his panic room were being punched down. Every powerful Australian fist banging against them shook the rooms walls, and sent Moots framed images of Woody Allen and Shimon Peres falling to the floor. He backed into the corner but realistically he knew he had nowhere to go, as the door collapsed open under the Australian assault

What Moot saw in the doorway stunned him A large, well tanned man, with an outback hat on his head and a Zyzz tattoo on his shoulder. "G'day mate". bellowed the man, as he walked towards Moot. ''Get them poofter fucking skinny jeans off mate".

Moot knew he had to do as he was told. The last time he tried to fight an Australian, his website was destroyed.

"D-d-d-on't hurt me please", stuttered Moot, "I'll expose my anus like you exposed my janitors"

The Australian man smiled as Moot began to undress in front of him "Corr, fair dinkum mate, thats a pretty nice dick". Moot tried to smile at the compliment, but he couldn't smile knowing what was about to happen. "Listen mate" continued the Aussie; "You'll have to do a sexy dance, at the moment an erection is like a 4chan pass, I'm not getting one because Moot isn't doing anything for me"

Moot stood up and began to sway his body from one way to the next. He could see the Aussie begin to smile, and he could see his penis begin to stand. Moot was, at this point, in tears, and completely humiliated. "Thats right mate, keep crying you soft bloody wanker" laughed the Aussie. "The floods of tears right now could drown Queensland", he bantered.

Moot looked at the Aussie and got down on all fours. He turned round and said "P-please, just fuck me and leave" The Aussie laughed once more and looked at Moot "What do you think I am, some sort of poofter?". The Aussie left the room, with moot by himself, in a puddle of tears, his anus exposed to the open air.

>>543631918
You can't blame him really.
It is yet another example of 4chans shit coding.

When you paste a URL, it fails to convert the URL correctly to the redirect to other board URL.
That shit has literally been broken since it got added and he hasn't even bothered to have it fixed.

>>543627973
Who the fuck is FWG?

>>543632284

>le h4x0r has spoken

>>543632284
lol you're an idiot

masturbating

>>543631471
4chan screwed my life

>>543632509
Notorious French tripfag attention horse on /int/.

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>>543627881

trying to browse 4chin wondering why all the shit was slow... then - fuckin CP everywhere. disgusting shit.

>>543632509
some chick on /int/ who kept samefagging her own threads

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>he does it for free

>>543633125
>>543633001
why are there no pictures of this bitch?

>>543633221
>>>/g/41553682

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>>543633221
>>543633221

>>543633289
>>543633331
oh thx i was lurking but i skipped over it

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>>543632413

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>>543633289
>>543633331
I'm guessing this is the real one, since she got upset about it.

HOLY FUCK - her info got put up for a split second then *COMPLETELY* deleted... anyone else see that shit???

>>543633204

so much fedora in that image.

>>543633742

>OMG LE /X/!!!

>>543633742
4chan, the edgy website is run by a bunch of whiteknights

who would have thought

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>>543634105
What else would have stopped us from doxxing/raiding/hacking/crank calling the FBI by now?

>>543634105

i just wanna know wtf is going on

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This shits crazy

>>543634313
niggers