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Dont push me, you niggers! I swear I'll do it.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Dont push me, you niggers! I swear I'll do it.
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ok, we wont
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That's some pretty nice lookin' gum you got there.
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>>543133217
>Mega Lang

Hat deinen Mutti mir gestern auch gesagt :^)

Außerdem:

>20.4.

uwotm8
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>>543133305
I'll do it anyway ;_;
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>>543133217
Take it easy man it's okay we just wanna talk, dont do anything stupid
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>>543133217
If this post ends in 69, cum on it
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>>543133217
dont bro
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>>543133437
relax man
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>>543133217
If you take a bite out of that ill hunt you down
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>>543133639
so close...
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>>543133437
>>543133639
cum inside the plastic container, shake up for a few minutes, and then chew it all.
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>>543133801
Well.
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>>543133801
you sick shit
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Fuck you OP, you know what?

I want you to do it.
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>>543133801
Okay, it's not too late to cum on it bro

Rolling for 69
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>>543133801
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Nobody has to get hurt, just put the gum down.
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>>543133217

I FUCKING DARE YOU FAGET

YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH FOR THAT
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>>543133801
reported, mods need to buck up and get in here
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>>543133801
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>>543133801

I guess you were man enough after all

Bravo anon
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>>543133801
The hell is wrong with you, you sick fuck.
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>>543133801
>inb4 permaban
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>>543133801
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>>543133801
how could you? DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!
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>>543133801
The fuck faggot.
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What the fuck, OP
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>>543134168
Almost 69... Keep trying
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>>543133801
ummm.. like, so what now? you can't even share that shit bitch
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>>543134561
I can still roll it around my dick and masterbute
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>>543133801
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>>543133217
Okay no joke
Cum on it
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>>543133801
>>543133801

Fuck you!!
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>>543134738
69 gets it
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Do it you fag, cum on it.
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Okay, okay, okay guys.
OP, if this ends in 69, please cum on it then eat it.
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You little shit!
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>>543135062
Fucking close !
This must be re-rolled for.
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>>543133801

SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>543135062
>>543135172
W-w-what kind of magic is this ?
Don't tell me this post ends in 69 because I'm giving up guys.
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>>543135062
JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST. JUST GIVE THIS MAN A 69
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>>543133801
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NIGGER?!
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>>543135275
I also think OP should be punished for his crimes!

Give me that 69.
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>>543133801
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Hey guys guess what
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>>543133801
who gives a shit, go kill your self you faggot
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Okay, I'm doing it for jesus now.

Dear God, Dear Jesus, Dear Muhammed, Dear n'suon,
if you let this post end in 69, I swear I will swallow my own cum and then an hero on cam while fapping to hardcore tranny porn.

Lt cmdr faggot will deliver.
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>>543135469
Sixty nine got
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if youre doing what I think youre doing
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>>543133425
You're fucking stupid "Mega Lang" isn't just in your nazi ass language dipshit
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>>543135469
winrar my nigga
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>>543135469
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>>543135469
lel
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>>543135554
I said

Hey guys

Guess what
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>>543133801

Fick dich

Du isst dein Vater's Pimmel

Arschloch
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>>543135469
This'll take a while guise. I came two hours ago, and I'm not sure how I'll succeed.
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>>543135982
oh no you don't
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>>543136161
bitch don't tell me what to do
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>>543136107
better deliver faggot
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>>543135982
no no no. my heart can only take so much
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>>543136457
Well you know what?
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Fuck you guys, you caused this
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>>543136629
JUST FUCKING DO IT YAAAAAGGH
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>>543136781
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>>543133217
FUCKING DIE YOU SICK FUCK!1
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU SICK PRICK?
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>>543133801
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>>543136781
Fake, obviously made with water and colouring
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>>543136781
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>>543133801
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>>543133217
>>543133801
>>543136781
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Oh, hi there..
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>>543133801
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>>543137987
what the fuck do you want
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Man, I loved these as a kid.
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>>543137987
You're not welcome here.

Take your evil away from here!
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>>543138167
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>>543137987
AFTER WHAT HAS HAPPENED DON'T YOU EVEN FUCKING DARE OR I WILL SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT
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>>543137987
what is this?
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>>543133425
You do realize german is fucking beta right?
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Roasting in epic shed
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>>543138280
leave it alone you piece of shit
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>>543138280
The instructions are in the commercial. We all know how this is gonna go down
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>>543137987
DO IT FAGGOT
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I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to die...
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I remember, while eating these, that people would often look at me as if I set the world on fire
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>>543138573
Don't. You. Do it.
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>>543138573
don't u fucking dare m8
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>>543138573
DON'T
YOU
FUCKING
DARE
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I remember when you'd get a faulty batch that was just a whole wedge of chocolate with no wafer.

Ah the sun drenched uplands of my youth
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>>543138518
I know right! Fucking makes me mad the way most people eat it.
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>>543138573
Fuck yo shit
This is my kitkat now
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Don't you even dare...
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>>543138836
dont.
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>>543138840
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>>543138840
I can't handle this shit anymore...

I - I just can't...
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>>543138840
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>>543138836
PLEASE DONT
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>>543138840
Cheap fucking pic you got from the internet there mate.

But I don't care, the first bite always makes me forget all the probkems in the world... Such relief
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>>543138836
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>>543139189
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>>543138840
>>543139189
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>>543139189
YOU SICK FUCK WHY DID YOU DO THIS
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>>543139189
Oh God it's worse than mine
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>>543139189
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>>543139189
Pls tell me more life stories
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>>543139189
That's it.

You've finally done it /b
You've broken me.
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>>543139453
Don't worry guys!! This time I'll do it right.
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>>543133217
Hang yourself with it
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>>543133217
do it GERfag
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>>543133801
wow for real? doosh
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make the bad man stop
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>>543139754
Th... There's another one.

There's another one.
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>>543139754
I don't trust you.
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>>543139754
Don't even try it this time you fucking nigger
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>>543139754
fuck you
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>>543139754
Redeem yourself.
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>>543140085
Don't worry.. I had my fun.
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>>543140000
nice quads
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>>543140297
NO ITS ENOUGH STOP NOW
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>>543140297
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>>543138556
LMFAO.

Great reference.
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Here.. I broke it in a straight bar. Happy now? faggots
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>>543140487
Broke? I can see where you used the knife

LIAR
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>>543140487
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That's all I got, /b/
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>>543140487
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
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>>543140487
YOU SICK FUCK! WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE IT?!
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>>543140487
we are pants brothers you sick fuck
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>>543140598
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>>543140487
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>>543140487
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>>543133801

Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.
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>>543140718
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Oh, hey. How are you? I'm just enjoying some chocolate before vidya time.
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>>543133801
that's like half a fucking roll, not edgy enough 4me.
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>>543140718
Are your balls not functioning faggot?
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>>543140718
nice try bro
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>>543140718
pic of it in your mouth.
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>>543140718
wow faggot
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Holy fuck, people are getting mad. Am I doing something wrong??
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>>543140718
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>>543141024
OH GOD SOMEONE PLEASE
MAKE IT STOP
MAKE
IT
STOP
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>>543141024
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>>543140487

Did you cut that? No fucking way it just snapped like that unless you're a wizard.
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>>543141024
this is why we can't have nice things.
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Mmm, this is actually pretty good.
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>>543133217
>>543133801
>>543136781
What have you done
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>>543140487
No faggot. You snap ONE off then break it in half. YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!
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Hi there guys.
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Candlejack.

Amirite guys? Guys? Sniper.
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Aww shit, now my fingers have chocolate on them.
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>>543133217
we had the same threat yesterday, german nazifag!
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>>543141265
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this thread made me cry
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>>543141265
nononononononono OONONONONOONONONONONONONOO!!!!!!
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>>543141265

I said, hi there guys!
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Anyway, time to vidya.
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>>543141401
fucking don't!
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>>543141401
DONT FUCKING DO IT!
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>>543141401

Here we go again.
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>>543134715
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>>543141541
I HATE YOUR GUTS SO FUCKING MUCH
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>>543141265
Wow, you are so fucking cool man.. I have definitely not seen that in this thread alone... Kudos.

Anyway, Ima finish my kitkat. Fuck, I'll try better next time! I promise.
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Oops, dropped that, sorry.
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>>543140718
i thought you were gone
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>>543138836
NO!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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>>543141541
you twisted motherfucker!
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>>543141541
FUCK NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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>>543141401
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>>543141401
DON'T DO IT.
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>>543140000
>inb4 Shitstorm

Fucking quads
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Here, let me get it.
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>>543141541
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>>543135469
nice 69 get
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>>543141541
WHY?!

IT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU! PLEASE. JUST STAHP IT!

...please...
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>>543141745
WHAT THE FUCK I ALMOST THREW UP
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YOU SICK FUCK, YOU OPENED THE GATES OF HELL!
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>>543141745
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>>543141745
Noooooooooooooooooooooo~
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Oh shit, my fingers are itchy from picking that up.
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>>543141745
NO, MOOT PLEASE STOP THIS THREAD
>>
So, we got a 69, quads, kitkat's, that round gum thing, choco milk, one dude fkin up a x360 game.
WHAT THE FUCK IS NEXT?

also, loved the thread
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>>543141745
SOMEBODY GET THE MODS
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Wonder what it feels like to scratch this...

Shit, too hard!
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>>543141979
don't give them any more ideas.
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>>543141745
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WHY IS THIS HAPPENING! THIS IS THE APOCALYPSE!
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>>543142024
THAT IS FUCKING IT. IM CALLING CYBER POLIS!
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>>543142024
SOMEBODY GET THE FUCKING MODS
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>>543141923
moot stopped caring 10 years ago
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>>543142024
>What the actual fuck
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>>543142024
SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
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Well, I think I can still play, game might be a little sticky though.
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>>543141745
this shit can't be legal.
Fuck you!
FUCK YOU!
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no... this can't be hapening for real
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This thread, man. It's killing me
>pic related
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>>543142207
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>>543141541

Oh wait, heres an added bonus for you guys!
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>>543142207
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>>543142024
This is shopped right?
Somebody please tell me this is shopped.
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>>543142358
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Anybody remember the game?
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>>543142358
THIS IS FUCKING TORTURE, PLEASE SOMEONE, END THIS!
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All hope is lost...
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>>543142024
Called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called Stargate Command, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called every Viper pilot on the Battlestar known as Galactica, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called my Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air, called every Governor of every US State, called homo erectus, homo habilis, homo floresiensis, homo antecessor, homo rhodesiensis, and homo neanderthalensis, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, every Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called The Doctor, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of every state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called two thirds of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called every free mason, called Bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of evey city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.
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Oh fuck, why isn't my game working?
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>>543142358
You sick fuck dont you dare
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>>543142642

Seriously, it just looks like this on my screen.
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>>543133801
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I think it's not working because the top is sticky. I think it might equal it out if I get chocolate on the bottom too.

There, fixed it.
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>>543142358
NO.
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>>543142987
Christ
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>>543142987
no
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>this thread
you went too far this time, /b/
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>>543142987
I can't even pretend to be mad anymore. This is just too damn funny.
>>
Okay guys. Let's hope this works.
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>>543142987
FUCK.
YOU.
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>>543142987
what the flying fuck
>>
Posting in an epic bread
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>>543143219
no
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>>543143219
Is your dad also known as HowToBasic? I feel like I know you
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>>543143219
FUCK YOU
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>>543143219
>Burst out laughing holy shit
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>>543143219
This is hell.
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>>543143219
I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL
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>>543133801
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>>543133801
>Mega lang
>kanker lekker
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Shit guy's didn't work. Maybe it is too sticky to play with? I'll try and wash it off.

There.
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>>543133801
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>>543143712
Empty your bin you fucking animal.
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>>543143712
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>>543143712
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>>543143714
where is this from?
glorious bastards?
>>
why are people getting excited in this thread? it's stupid and you can't fool me
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>>543143806

Okay. OH SHIT, I LEFT MY GAME IN
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>>543143712
You have a bin next to where you're shitting?
You disgust me
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>>543144054
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>>543144054
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>>543144054
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>>543142987
>>543143219
>>543143712
nice blank CD
>>
Guess I'll just have to flush it out...
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>>543144054
>>
It's happening...
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This is why I have thrust issues you sick fucks.
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>>543144054
AHAHAH
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>>543144573

nigga you got to stop
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>>543144573
What the fuck do you think you're doing.
Stop.
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>>543144573
MY RAGE IS NOT OF THIS DIMENSION
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>>543144573
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>>543141347
nice sausage finger you disgusting fat fuck
>>
>>543144474

Hey, when I get it out I will show you. But right now it the plunger isn't working.

I guess I'll have to flush it out by hand...
>>
This thread brought to you by Satan.
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>>543144747
Heh
>thrust issues
>>
>>543144983
MY RAGE IS TRANSCENDING TIME AND SPACE
THERE IS NO PICTURE THAT CAN SHOW THIS
>>
>>
>>543144992
>gigidi faggot
>>
Oh fuck, it still has tissue and shit all over it.

Guess I'll have to clean it...but how? Eureka! Teeth are supposed to be hard and shiny, and I clean those with tooth paste, so games would work too!
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>>543133801
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>>543145495
>>
>>543145407
It's a sound, nigger, it can't be spelled "correctly". It's not a word.
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>mfw this motherfucker dare to post me
>>
>>543143931
sause
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4vf8N6GpdM
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>>543145495
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>>543145495
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>>543145495
>mfw you will probably clean your teeth with that brush later
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>>543145709
GIGEDI FAGGET HAH
>>
>>543145993

I'm supposed to use mouthwash too, right? I mean, with all that chocolate, the disc probably has some plaque.
>>
>>543146453
The apocolypse has befallen /b/
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>>543146453
For the love of fucking christ please stop
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>>543146453
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>>543146453
>mfw the chocolate is still attached
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>>543146453
how bout some bleach and ammonia works like a charm for me every tim!
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>>543146562

Well can you submit this to the archive so I don't forget not to put chocolate on my games again?
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>>543146453
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>>543146726
Already done
http://4archive . org/b/res/543133217
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>>543146453
I'm getting too old to stand this pain
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>>543146716
> so much this
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>>543146814

Thanks.

Oh wait, shit. The game is probably too wet to play, let me dry it off, /b/.

There, I stole my sister's hair dryer.
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>>543133801
Come on nigga, be a little original.
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>>543141745
DONT PLEASE
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>>543147214
I am at a loss for words.
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What's going on in here guys?!
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>>543147214
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>>543147214
>my fucking sides
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>>543147214
Quit being a dumb little nigger you fatty, your mom is going to have to clean all this shit up while you're in an insulin coma.
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>>543147214
>It's more toothpaste than disk now
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>>543147562

No, she won't. She's dead. lol.

That and it's all cleaned up, time to play some vidya, /b/!
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>>543147214
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>>543148006
I don't even know what to express anymore.
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>>543148006
>Show this to /v/
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>>543135743
It isn't?!
>>543138473
Says the one getting mad about a language on an anonymous image board. lel
>>
>>543148006
>I don't even fucking care if it was sonic '06 that's disrespectful and my sides are on the surface of pluto
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>>543148152
Posting this right now
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>>543133425
ICH WEISS DEUTSCH!

That says "That's what your mother said last night."

GOOD ONE, FAGGET
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>>543148593
You're doing God's work, son.
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anyone else remember BHT on gum with garbage pail kids? aw yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvLExq2FQCY
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>>543141541
...infatuation touches me just when I thought that it would end
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>this entire thread
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>>543148593

Link pls

Also, ready to game, /b/v/?
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>>543148938
Not you as well...
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>>543148938
Make another thread anon, this one has reached bump limit
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>>543148938
Don't do it, Anon. Unless you have it on Steam.
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>>543148938
I hope your dick gets sucked into a space time vortex leading to a dimension of pure pain.
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