ITT: Go ask your sister or girlfriend if you could lick her feet

Bump, let's do this, already listed my luck a couple threads back, time for others to get lucky.

curiosity bump

last night's threads were glorious

>>542923682
we're not sacryfying our familiy/couple for your entertainnment OP, why don't you do this yourself ?

>>542924747
>sacryfying
>do this yourself
>Check IDs
>>542924141
>>542923682

Reading.

this is gonna get old fast if you keep making threads about it

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>>542924967
i might be a retard

did last thread get archived?

>>542925392
Yeah it's on the archive somewhere.

>>542923682
My friends coming over in 30 minutes, will do this

bump

>newfag
anybody got a link for part 2?

link other threads please?

Last bump for me, go do it guys, don't pussy out!

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>>542923682

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhwsiBb8o9Y

>>542923682
Please someone do it and post the mean time till my friend gets here

>>542930137
fighting with my grillfriend so now's probably not the time to do it but i'll bump for you

>"Hey can I-"
>"No you cannot lick my feet."
>"Get the fuck off 4chan you underaged piece of shit."
>"No."
MISSION FAILED.

so how did the story with that guy and his sister turn out? the one who made it look like he was playing truth or dare

Don't have a sister, so instead marvel at my get

Check my 8 faggots

>>542931610
he said he will make a new thread if anything happens

bump until then

>>542923682

Means I missed part. 2.

Baw.

>knows about foot fetish
>turns into sexy time
Failed, I guess

Randomish bump

>>542923682
>(sisters name) can i lick your feet?
>what? stop being so stupid, did somebody on 4chan dare you to say something to someone again?
>yes
>well stop it, remember the last time you said that thing to dad?
>yes
>it didnt end very well, now did it? go away

Here I am now greentexting this.

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>>542923682
>mfw i have neither

>>542939379
Go tell her you're sorry and you love her.
Then hug her, and grab her butt.

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this is my sister

>>542939552
I had both 2 years ago. Now I have neither.
>Shut your whining.

>>542939379
feel free to tell us what happened the last time.

>>542939869
Your sister was your girlfriend?

>>542939572
>hey (sisters name) im sorry for what i asked you earlier. are we cool
>sure but just stop doing those stupid things
>can i hug you?
>sure, whatever
>*grabs butt*
>sorry, but somebody told me to do that.. again
>go away, i dont want to see you today anymore

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>>542939932

>>542939645
moar!!!

>>542933573
i know. thought he might have done that already

>>542940005
You fucked up by not telling her you love her.

>>542940449
Should I go back and try to fix it? I already asked her if we're cool. What do I say?

>>542940632
tell her that you're doing all those crazy things just cause you love her. hug her and bite her neck or something, gently of course

>>542940632
Wait till tomorrow, do something special (but not retard-tier special, just go a bit out of your way to help her with something) for her, then say 'you know I love you, right?' and you'll be good.

>>542940632

Flash your dick at her and tell her you like to blow goats

My gf is going to make her driving test in fifteen minutes. It's a bad translation.
>I have a question for you.
>Can I lick your feet later?
>¬¬ (an emoticon from whatsapp)
>That's not an answer.
>¬¬
>Neither that.

>>542939645
tell her she looks better without make up

>>542940886
>hey sis
>are you going to act stupid again?
>no, i never was. i was just doing that to mess a little with you because i love you, you know that
>like a brother, i hope?
>yes, ofcourse. now come here for a real hug
>i dont trust you, but whatever
>*hug her and bite her neck*
>okay, this is getting sick, go away
>i was just acting like a vampire, calm down
>just go away, i dont want to see you anymore
>okay, ill go away for now, but ill make it up tomorrow with something special
>just fuck off

>>542941089
>she's reading this thread
>this is actually her
go do it, son

>>542941089
no way, man. my dad would kill me

>>542941350
I give you good advice, you fuck it up by listening to retards.

>>542941418
Just tell your dad shes lying.

Go do it, grow some balls

bumpity

>>542941438
nah, it will be fine

>>542941581
i dont think he will believe me after that i did the same thing to him

>hey dad, ive always found you attractive, spread your boypussy for me and let me cum in yo ass, nigga

he got so fucking mad

This thread has got the potential. Keep it flowin.

>>542941350
Now go sit on her lap and fart

>>542941748
Holy shit you said boypussy to your dad.

>>542941748
holy fuck dude, I love you. Keep this stuff up.

>>542941748

So what? How much worse could it get?

Fine go flash your dick at your sister, start jerking off look her dead in the eye and say "Hey, want tacos tomorrow?

>>542931934
Nice 8 faggot

Instead check out my 8

>>542941801
4edgy8me

>>542941438
yeah, listen to that guy. everyone knows that being nice and kissing ass gets you girls.

just go for it op, no sexual harrassment, just slowly turn her on

>>542941875


Get in her room doing the helicopter !

>>542941929

you guys wish you could 8 get like me

>>542941763
i want to deliver so badly but i just cant do that, i dont want to be kicked out of the house for harrassing my 16 year old sister

>>542941801
yes, never again will i do that

>>542941838
just give me some baby stuff to say, im not saying i want her to cum on her or something like that

>>542941875
no way, this is my only home :(

EVERYONE JUST GIVE ME SOME BABY SHIT TO SAY, NOTHING THAT COULD GET ME FUCKED

>>542942094
go to your sister and say
"ey, baby. Want sum fuk?"

>>542942094
please stfu and stop this shit already..
you make me cringe

>>542942094

fine faggot

"Hey sis...look I am really sorry what I am doing is an out cry and all...I know it is stupid but....I came to you to ask.....how many dicks have you sucked?:

>>542942094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0
put this shit on very loud and walk around the house dancing

>>542941986
Can this newfag shit go away I hate it more than anything

>>542942212
rolling for this

>>542942252
and/or this

This thread got boring awfully fast....

>>542942094
tell her you just did that cause you feel so lonely and she's the only person you can talk about this with. then go for another hug and do some sensual shit, i dunno. just nothing too drastic.

although i doubt she'd fall for anything like that at this point but you know her better. try it to find out

>>542942252
>hey sis, look, you know im stupid and i dont know what im saying most of the time, but could you just answer me 1 question?
>whatever, what?
>a boy in my class asked me to suck his dick, i said no but i owe him one favor. i dont know how to do it so i came to ask you for advice, how do you suck a dick?
>*calls dad and explains what is happening*
>*run to my room and play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0* (i tuirned it off now)
>*im now in my room with my bed infront of my door so he cant come in*

okay, i went to far, what do i do? how do i fix this?
fuck i hope he doesn't cut down the internet, i might have to go on my phone and post

>>542942076
Not really, check this 8.

>>542925392
>>542925774
Can someone put link to part 2?

>>542942701
Ask if you can practice sucking dick with your dad

>>542942701
shout out: "it's only gay if the balls touch"

>>542942729

THIS

>>542942729
Ok i got it already:
http://4archive.org/b/res/542814126
http://4archive.org/b/res/542838356

>>542942869
>>542942924

no dudes, im serious now, i cant leave my room, he will be wating for me downstairs

i can escape through my window, though

WAT DO?

>>542942701
1st off don't be a bitch. Take a deep breath.

When your dad comes home you have to be brave and have balls. When he confronts you about it. Don't act shocked, don't act like you have no idea what she is saying just say. "Well that story is nice"

Just show you give no fucks and what she says is a lie because she is a lying cunt.

^ That is how you fix it.


BUT what you really should do is.


Look dad, I need to learn how to suck a dick fast or I am going to get my ass kicked at school. So either tell me how you blow your boyfriend or leave me alone I have to do research.

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>>542942924
fucking lost

>>542942974


You'll stay in my heart forever you great Anon.

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>>542943037
>>542943037
I honestly hope you were trolling all along

>>542943067
im going to make a run for it in a few minutes

wish me luck

>>542943256
Don't run!

Stand your ground, if you run you lose! Be brave!

>>542943414
i already lost by doing stupid shit like this

ill be back in the evening, hoping he isnt pissed anymore and just get a good beating and thats it

>>542942703
look at my non 8

>>542943037
get on my lvl

>>542943601
What are you fucking autistic or some shit? taking /b/'s advice and expecting it to work?
Either 10/10 troll or 100/10 retard

>>542942701
HAHAHA YOU PLAYED THE SONG!!

>>542943879

>>542943639

check this 8 fag

>>542944089

>>542943839

oh shit I forgot my 8. Nvm here it is

>>542944078
geebin dis dread alive

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>>542944117

>>542943940
I found your 8 I think

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>>542944274

>"can i lick your feet?"
>"uh, sure?"

well that was uneventful.

>>542944403
Did your sister's feet taste like your father's penis?

>>542944205
It was behind the couch, guys

/b/ros, i was taking a shit and couldn't stop laughing
well played

>>542944273
Wut was post?

>>542944947
thats not it. its this one

>>542945063
no idea
just tried to guess my own number and missed by 1

>>542945097
8? What are you dooin in my soup?
Captcha= science yooshek

>>542944526
idk, how does it taste like?

>>542945290
8 was here with me

>>542945290
thats a B in your alphabet soup dumbass

this is a 8

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>>542945290
hey anon
looks like you lost ur 8

>>542945453
seems like you only got half of it.

>>542945467
take off your darkglasses and see my 8

>>542945598
a winrar is you

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>>542945598
nice

>>542945537
found the other half too
see>>542945598

>>542945598
Oh shit nigga

>>542945418
It tastes like your sister's feet.

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>>542944403
Now ask her if you can take photos of the act and POST THAT SHIT HERE.

Anyone more feet stories ?

>>542946543
WITH timestamp

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>tfw no gf or sister

>>542946568
I can try to ask MY sis. Anyone want me 2?

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>>542946618
Infact, write the timestamp ON her feet.

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>>542946724
That's a good idea.

>>542946724

yes, what are you waiting for? Santa ?

>>542923682
>hey ashley can i lick you feet
>uhhh no what the fuck
>both proceed to laugh

>>542946873
That sounds like a just swell brother sister relationship.

>anonette?
>ya?
>c-can I lick your feet?
>wat?
>your feet, can I lick em?
>fine, whatever
>start the licking, biting toes gently
>anon?
>i'minthemiddleosomethinghere.jpg
>yeah?
>why are you doing dis?
>guess why...
>stareofdeath.jpg
>walk back to room
Wat do?

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>>542947387
GO BACK. GO BACK AND FINISH THE JOB. SHE WAS INTO THAT.

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>>542947498

>>542947498
I uploaded the wrong reaction image.

>>542947387
Time to make a move

>go back
>anonette?
>looks at me like I'm the plague
>no more of that or I will tell dad, anon
>he's not home
>I'll call him, dumbass.
>if you tell dad I will tell about your jewfag bf
>fine then. Whatchu want?
>can I do it again?
>she seems pissed
>waht the fuk is wrong with you?
>she's pissed
>if you allow me to take one of your smokes
> FOR 4CHAN!
>commence the licking
> she turns over, ass exposed
>thisismychance.gif
>grab dat ass
>she does a jerky motion, kicking me in the face
>AOE2/Soldierdying.wav
>YOU FUCKING CREEP GTFO!
> run back like a little bitch
Wat do?

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>>542948353
Stop.
Bitching.
Out.

Take that shit all the way, or as far as she will go before SHE runs away.

>>542948353
timestamp and pic of dat ass
>FOR 4CHAN

>>542923682
>ask my gf
>she says "Huh?"
>repeat the question
>she asks why
>say 4chan told me to
>write this.

>>542948597
tbh, I don't think that's an option atm. Might be raep time

>>542948353
Walk into your sisters room with your dick hanging out, and ask her what time is it

>>542948859
next 5 decides wat do?

do it!

Bout to get sum fuk, wish me luck, /b/.

>>542948923
Pics

>>542948923
Give her a hug and say sorry for being weird it's your time of the month and you're feeling pritty emotional

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>>542948923
grab dik at base, walk in and ask: y'wanna suk it ya cheeky lil cunt?

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>>542949381
ya dun goofed /b/ro

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>turn to gf and say "hey sweetcheeks can i lick your feet?
>Gf face is pic related
>.... so?
>gf: didnt shower today yet but ill zukayadick

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>>542923682

>hey mum, lemme lick yer feet
>sure anon

bumb

>walk back to living room
>"get away frum me, anon!"
>too late for that
>anonette, are you sure you don't want to do your brother?
>(she is major league slut)
>"No, you fucking creepo. I already took all of your smokes from you, you should hide them better"
>all of my rage
>Too bad, bitch.
>I reach for her
>she screams: "NO GET THE FUCK AWAY!"
>lolnope
>drag down pants
>PLEASE ANON, I'LL SUCK, INSTEAD, PLEASE
>I'mokwiththis.jpg
>get suckin
>she gets suckin
>realise i liek my sisters bj
>hey, anonette..
>tear in her eye
>"what is it anon?"
>can i get a picture of this?
>"what? NO!!"
>need to charge phone for that, then.
>she finishes
>did you like it, anonette?
>she silently says "n-no"
>she leaves house, cum on face.
Wat now?

>be on my bed with my laptop
>shes on it too
>ask if i can lick her feet
>"uh..?"
>wink
>she laughs and says "fine"
>swings her leg over onto my lap
>look at it
>grab it
>hold it close to my face
>staring intently
>realize i don't actually like feet, shits weird to me (no disrespect to footfags, just not my thing)
>"on second thought..."
>toss her leg back off the bed
>just go back to the laptop

I honestly don't know where I was going with that.

>>542923682
>me:sup sis.
>her:sup
>me, can I lick your feet?
>her:do what? didn't catch that
>me:can I lick your feet?
>her:lick..my..feet?
>me:yup
>her:do you plan on pulling my feet and making me fall or something juvenile along those lines?
>me:not at all
>her:are you actually serious?
>me:one hundred percent?
>her: is this some way of apologizing for being a cunt?
>me:sure kinda..yeah
>her:uh..okay..but if you bite me I WILL kick you in the face

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>>542951313
commence rape as she returns.

fuck me why dont i have a sister

>>542951313
On your own face or did you follow her out, or do it from a window, or what?

>>542951406
give her the old lickaroo, then!

>>542951406
You are the protagonist of a point-and-click adventure game.

>>542951609
cum on her face, she ran away

>>542949381
Boy that escalated quickly

>>542948923
rape

>>542951469
so /b/ros licked my sisters feet. didn't get my ass kicked or screamed at. what do I get?

>>542948923
Pic and rape

I just texted her, /b/ros... Doesn't look like she's coming back. Went to friends house

>>542953061
go there for threesome ?

>>542953061
pics faggot

Bumping these threads have been win lately.

Ok, I have the choice between my chubby 16yo sister or my 13yo step sister. Which one?

>>542954624
both

>>542954624
the latter

>>542954624
see >>542954769

>>542954624
13. The younger the better. WTF are you new here?

>>542954624
13yo for sure

>>542954624
GET OF 4CHAN BREN

>>542939645
is she a porn star?

>>542954769
>>542954806
>>542954948
>>542954965
>>542954979
Step sister first. I'll report back in a bit

> hey babe can I lick your feet?
> you already have you know you dont have to ask

>>542939645
why she became a nigger in the last pic?

Girlfriend:
>Can I lick your feet?
>"WTF"
>I asked if I can lick your feet?
>no..

well that was...uneventful

>>542955971
Are you me?
>mfw gf shares my fetishes

any1 got greentexts form previous threads?

>Hey sis, can I lick your feet?
>She looks sad
>She starts crying
>Christ, it was only a joke
>Leave

She's been a real bitch after she stepped on that landmine.

>>542956716
Kek

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>>542956716

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>>542956404
> feelsgoodman.jpg

>>542948859
Please for love of god do this

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>>542956716

>smiles, says let me wash them first

>I licked her feet

We need some pics of your sisters feet!

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>>542955489
This guy either scored or is on his way to jail

>>542926210
I'm the guy posting hours ago saying I was waiting for my friend to arrive
>Went in to town
>hot as fuck day
>got back just there to see the thread was still up
>Licked foot
>tasted funny

>hey Nora, can I lick your feet?
>Are you being serious?
>Yes
>Are you actually being serious?
>Yes, I am.
>Are you fucking with me?
>No.
>You have to buy me beer though.
.....woah
>start licking
>very awkward expression on he face
>lick for a bit
>didnt enjoy, stopped.
>start walking out.
>you have to buy me beer, remember?
>nope
>Are you serious? I'm telling dad.
>I'll just tell him where you hide your condoms
>You are a fucking creep
>buh-bye

I feel evil.

>>542960631
phukken alpha

>>542960631
now put the condoms to use with her

blemp

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anyone knows what happened to this guy ?

>Asks girlfriend if I can lick her feet
>Girlfriend says sure
>We both have foot fetishes

>She was on the other side of the city when I asked her
>She's coming over now

>>542963634
Prob gave up on life

>>542949636
Are you the one messaging her? Dude she's getting pissed at me and we're going out today. Btw she's 14 and I'm 17.

>>542964949
stupid mistake to not blur out the number ...

>>542965223
Yup. But I wanna see her later. (And get some. ) so who ever is doing it, if they stop I will green text the sexing later.

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My girlfriend lets me lick her feet all the time. I love it. I could lick them for hours.

(pic is not her, but still awesome)

>>542965575
I totally lost track of who posted the image now :D
>let's all text her

Doing This, Don't die on me Thread!

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The things I would do to have a younger sister to protect (and fuck).

There is nothing more pure than banging your own blood.

>>542965916
T'was me, but I never texted her. I just knew the shit storm that would ensue.

>>542943067
Topkek

This thread has been up for ages. Wowza

>>542963634
Goddamn I hope he comes back.

I wish I had a sister/stepsister so fucking badly.

She just asked if I was a lesbian with a foot obsession now.

>Hey can I lick your feet?
>What? Leave me alone weirdo

S-she's just being tsundere like in my chinese cartoons, right? Right?

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>inb4 why greentext when I can screenshot

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>>542965775

My gf LOVES that I have a foot fetish. She really likes having her feet touched, and I'm always willing to do so. When Im giving her oral, she puts her toes on my cock and as long as theyre there I keep licking. When she stops rubbing me, I know she's ready for me to fuck her.

She finished pharmacy school in 2 weeks, she's more than waifu material. She's aim for a 50 year anniversary material.

>>542967729
So propose, genius. Call her right now, invite her over, and reel that shit in.

>asks GF
>agrees
>asks Sister
>agrees
Look what the internet got me into... -.-

>>542968007
>Asks sister
>Agrees
>As if this is a bad thing

Anon, you lucky fucker.

>>542967998
We're both going home to our own families this weekend sadly. We're going on 3 years now, in time anon, neither of us like to rush things.

I'd just do foot massage on my niece. She's used to getting massages anyway.

But when I get horny/lazy, I'd just slowly and softly rub the soles, slightly tug on her toes and put my fingers between them. She liked the ticklish sensation and would request that I do that kind of massage.

Then she'd say "kiss my feet." When there are people around, I'd feign resistance. Sometimes I'd say that her feet are dirty. With the latter, she'd actually go wash her feet and come back.

If I go and kiss the upper part of the foot, she'd say "nooo, kiss the sole." Sometimes she'll just rub her foot on my beard to get that ticklish sensation.

Loli feet best feet.

>>542968936
How old is the little slut?

>>542969574
Five when this was happening.

She said "no". (gf)

>>542931330
Noice.

I licked her ass instead.

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>Mfw my girlfriend knows I have a foot fetish and doesn't care if I suck on her toes.

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Holy shit. Wtf do I do

>Go into living room, sister chilling watching TV
>Hey Lisa
>"yo anon, what's up"
>Not much, hey umm can I lick your feet?
>"wtf do you mean?"
>Exactly that.
>She says "umm sure...?"
>Mfw
>Start licking sisters feet, she's almost moaning wtf.
>I ask her if she's enjoying this
>"yes anon, I actually have a thing for feet"
>I say ok. Kinda weird telling me this but this is pretty hot all the same..
>I grab her ass to see how she will react
>"what the fuck anon?"
>Don't you like that Lisa?
>... I do.. But you're my brother.. I just don't think this is right.
>I say whatever I just wanted to lick your feet anyway.
>I start waking back to my room,
>"Anon wait." Yeah? "fuck it, lets do this"
>She asks if I have any lube, I can't believe this is going down
>I say yes be right back, I'll get it out of my room
>Get to my room, and there is.. Something red on the floor..?
>Oh my god. I yell. There is blood oozing out of my room.
>I open the door
>I get on the floor
>All you fuckers just got dinosaured.

Buump. Keepin it alive

pics

bumparoo

this thread is a boner coaster

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>"honey"
>"yeah"
>"can i lick your feet?"
>"no"

well, okay.

>>542971468
1/10 for effort.

>>542971468
Jimmies not even brushed

>>542971468
>not reading the last line of green text stories first
>2008

-1/10 for the amount of time you spent writing it

>>542972938
Implying it's 2008.

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>>542972330
>boner coaster
>mfw kek 2.0

>>542940005
GO lick her feet without permission.

>>542973089
it isn't?!?!

> can i lick your feet please?
>what?
>you heard me
>no, fuck off.

Why did i do this?

>>542970032
There was one time I had a massive boner when massaging, it was popping up the garter. I put her foot on it while I massaged the other.

She wriggled her toes and touched the tip, looked up to see what it was, and laid down again. I thought she didn't see. A few seconds later, her toes touched the tip again.

"I know what that is," she said with a grin. "It's your peepee!" I was fucking shocked.

Her feet tried to reach it like it was trying to give a footjob. "I wanna see it!" She now stood up to grab my clothes off. "C'mon, pleeease?"

I stood up and I got scared, called for a taxi outta there. I ain't gonna live with my niece in Bel Air.

>"Hey sis
>"Yeah?
>"Uhm can I lick your feet
>"Sorry what?
>"C-can I lick your feet"
>"You want to lick my feet?"
>"Yeah"
>"Why?"
>"I dunno just curiosity"
>"Well...ok..."
>Pull off socks
>Realise she's wearing a dressing gown
>Think noting of it.
>She's a little weirded out
>Decide to go for the bottom of her foot
>Licking commences
>Hear faint gasp
>Ohfuckbonernotnow.jpg
>Look at her
>She's slightly red
>Decide to push my luck WAY past acceptable bro/sis boundries but slowly
>Start kissing her foot working my way slowly up.
>She doesn't protest
>I keep going.
>I reach her knee
>I hear my name
>A-anon....
>Pretend not to hear it
>Reach her lower thigh
>Something catches my eye
>Her panties are stained with a little spot
>Keep working my way up
>"Anon this is to weird"
>Continue up towards the pussy
>"Anon ..please...."
>Decide to all or nothing she hasn't said stop so I gently put my hands around her panties and start to slip them off.
>The largest pussy juice clinger came out as I took those fucking panties off.
>She grabs my hair
>"WHAT THE FUCK SI-"
>Her tounge is in my mouth
>I don't know to prevent me from licking her out or it was her lust but man making out with my sister was awesome if... wrong
>Hear schlicking
>Wtf
>She's masturbating to her brother
>Before I have a chance to do anything I see her pussy contract in orgasms just before she sticks her tounge down my throat in muffled orgasms.
>Walk out the room a bit weirded out.
>Fapped and came with the force of a thousand suns.

Thanks /b/ you guys are ok.

>>542973872
Well shit now I have a boner. Can you dump pics of your sister?

>>542951313
You sly motherfucker.

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>>542974076
bumping for justice!

>>542973872
go fuck her now

>>542974389
With pics of course

>>542974076
>>542974389
Are you fucking kidding my heart is racing and I'm pretty sure my sister is going to knock one out soon. Fuck I am so fucked.

>>542974076
you caused it,you solve it.
Give this b/ro your sister's pics

Let's keep this thread alive for another 8 hours! We can do it!

>>542956716
top fucking kek

>>542975539
fuck, accidental sage. Shitty phone.

>>542974561
k dude, now's the time
so, ask yourself, do you wanna fuck your sister or not?

>>542974320
>bump

>sage
pick one nigger

bumpin for story's

>>542975761
this, do it for your /b/ros and post pics you faggot!

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I think i dragged it out to much...Should have just asked strait out!... She hasn't replied since last text.

What do.

>>542939379

LOl

GREAT SUCCESS

>>542973872
so this is where cancer originated from

>dig your own grave
> dont deserve a grave
> go to petrol station and drink as much petrol as you can

> eat fire

Profit

>>542943601
Are you 12 or something? Scared of your dad, much lols

Goddamn /b/
-My sister happens to be visiting.
-See thread, decide I'll mess with her for lulz
-We're alone my kids and wife are out.
-Grown ass man / Teen sister
-Go up to her.
-Trying not to laugh blurt out
-"Hey Sis... "
-"Yes Anon"
-"Can I lick your Ass!?"
-HOLYFUCK WHAT DID I JUST SAY.jpg

..
-Awkward pause, my face is frozen in creepy teeth clenching smile
-"Umm, I... I'll go think about it."
-Goes to another room, and locked the door.
-Holy Fuck, I stood there for like 5 mins.
-Sat back down in my study closed the door and typed this up.
-Pretty sure I'm fucked/10 on this one guys.

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>>542975981

>>542976039
Gas is fucking expensive in britbong land m8 I may as well ask for a bar of gold to be melted down and injected into my stomach.

>>542976230
two possibilities:
1. she's flicking the bean
2. she's calling 911 already thinking about the years of therapy ahead for her

>>542931330
>underage b&

>>542976685
kekek

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She's from HiiGHSCHOOL, and is a nymppho, she has fucked THREE GUYS at same time,
watch the complete sexx video with me

>http://past..ebin.ru/VfrJksPH

>>542976685
She did not look turned on in the slightest. I think she opened the door- not sure if I should avoid or explain.

>>542976947
Confirmed, wow so school much guys many horny

>>542976247
Cats don't breathe

>>542977117
Explain you dumb nigger

>>542976230
>>542976685
>>542977117
or maybe she just washed her buttcrack and is now waiting for your tongue

either way you have to talk to her, for her sake
(and our entertainment)

>>542977117
Explain your dumb niggers

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>>542977225
Kill yourself

>>542939869
It's better to have known Puff and lost it, than never to have Puffed at all.

>>542945598
took you a while to find it m8

>>542947582
Or did you??????

should I try this on my step sister /b/?

>>542978609
Yes

>>542978609
of course

might work better on a step sister ive had no luck with my real sis :p

ITT: roleplayers

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>>542973872

Why doesn't anybody try it on their girlfriend? the greentext would be hotter
oh wait tha's right...
>girlfriend
>/b/

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>>542971468
-2/spaghetti

try harder

>>542979073
nothing i hotter then wincest
and where is your greentext then

>>542977117

Things just got a little worse, I think I handled it though.

Right after I posted I heard a knock.
> Come in
>Hey, I need to talk to you what you asked
>Notice she's holding a hand behind her back.
>"Look if you give me $500 I won't tell anyone, not even your wife what you just asked your own sister."
-Bitch What?
>I start laughing
>She has super serious look on her face.
>I get up, she backs up
>"What exactly, did I ask you? What are you even talking about?"
>I slowly walk up to her as I'm talking.
>"If you need money desperately I'm sorry I don't have that much to spare right now."
>I grab her arm and pull it, bam a fucking S4 on record.
>I click it off, this is serious now, have to play this right.

>Take a breath
>She looks worried now

>"How dare you try to black mail me after everything I've done for you."

>"I was I just thought, I didn't want.."

>Fuck you, we won't speak of this again, but I'm disappointed in you. Take her phone push her out. Close the door in her face.

... honestly I hope that's the end of it, but my wife will be back with our kids around 3... so she'll be back any minute.

>>542978760
ok on my way to do it be back with results

>>542979360
what a clever cunt

>>542960631
Offer beer for sex/bj

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>>542979360
AWWWW SHIT MAH BOI JUST PUT A BITCH IN HER PLACE
WHERE THE HOOD AT

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>>542956716

>>542923682
Hope the guy with the stoner sister finishes his story today

>>542980153
Me too that shit was unbeLIEvable

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>>542979902
smoken pair of legs on the brunette

>am i /b/ yet?

>>542956716
I kek'd my pants

>>542973089
Implying it isn't

>>542979360

I don't even know how to green text what just happened. Wife's home, crazy shit, sitting in study before she comes in.

>>542981120
Cum on the wall opposite to the door
Assert dominance

>>542981120
Show her the thread easiest way out

>>542979207
I don't have a sister and I'm single right now
I can maybe greentext something though, let's see

>gf knows I'm into feet and was anxious at first but it grew on her eventually
>let me touch and lick her feet whenever I want
>touches my dick with them sometimes but no footjob yet
>one night, conversation brings to footjob
>we decide to try it
>it's happening it's happening it's happening it's happening it's happening
>get both naked
>she lays on the bed and rubs massage oil all over her feet
>I stand at the foot of the bed, full stage#5 boner
>take her feet in my hands and rub her toes and her soles on my hard cock
>toes on the tip of my cock
>nghhg
>her knees are bent so I can look directly at her open pussy
>she puts my hands away cause she wants to do it by herself
>receive footjob while standing up, not doing anything
>she's good
>sensation is so brutal it's almost painful, but in a good way
>cum so hard my knees go weak and I have to lean a hand on the closet next to me
>jizz like the ECG all over her body
>then she was hooked

>>542981719
this

>>542981580
Shit in her ear
Assert dominance

>>542982004
Smear shit on the wall opposite to the door
Assert dominance

>>542981120
The only solution to your current situation is to murder everyone in the house, burn it to the ground and flee to mexico and become a bean farmer. Do it, it is your destiny.

>I wanna lick your toes
>ew stop
>but I want to
>but it's disgusting, I walk on them
>so you can wash them first
>pls stop
>please?
>ok then if you enjoy it but I dont

>>542982091
Smear cum and semen on yourself and stand opposite the door
Assert dominance

>>542982214
Shit in your hand, wait for her to open door, slap her in face with shit.
Assert dominance

>>542982214
>cum and semen
Assert dominance.