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She was 19, she told him ITT You: Laugh you Post, /b/ threads edition

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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She was 19, she told him

ITT You: Laugh you Post, /b/ threads edition
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>>542555754
I remember that.
>top kek
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>>542556172
that is fucking incredible.
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>>542556724

>reading the bible literally

Only fedorafags can be this retarded.
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>>542555754
I was in that thread sides are in orbit
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>>542557221
And the tons of Christfags who use literal interpretations to support stupid beliefs, mirite?
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>>542557359
thanks man, just left that thread.
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>>542557183
http://youtu.be/SS1dO0JC2EE?t=24s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow
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>>542557359
BEST THREAD EVA
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>>542557543

>anyone but Orthodox Christians
>christians

All my kek
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>>542557183
lol
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>>542557123

i spewed my beer from this.

>well played.
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>>542558021
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Hey fuck you, look at my 35k Rolex instead.
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>>542557359
serious nightmare problems incoming.
this fucking face
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>>542558106
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>>542558106
>>542558021
>>542557871
>>542557716
are you fucking retarded
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>>542557726
Lost, thanks based anon.
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Don't know what I'm posting so clicking random shit
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>>542558248
my duty is done
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:::::::::::::::::::)
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>>542557123
Lol'd, contributin'.
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>>542558106
>>542558021
>>542557871
>>542557716
>>542558198
>autism detected
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>>542558138

material
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>>542558086
NO
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>>542558138
neat
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>>542558625
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it was clearly not, fuck this gay thread
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>>542558625
>sandnigger
>in a sandstorm
>kek
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>>542558749
dat some dope ass skank bruv!
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jobs
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>>542558576
What's it like being poor?
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>>542557359
im crying of laughter
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>>542558884
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>>542559218
>9gag
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>>542559353
2
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>>542559349
Yeah, only the good stuff comes from /b/
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>>542559007
Stop ruining the thread
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haha
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>>542559476
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>>542559323
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HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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>>542559476
1
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>>542559323
Fucking gold!
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>>542559673
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>>542559192

It builds character.
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>>542559476
.
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>>542560104
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>>542559476
_
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>>542559192
SE Asia fake detected
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>>542559476
:
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>>542559476
..
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>>542560148
Really? I thought it would be an endless torrent of pain and suffering.

>mfw my trust fund buys me anything I'll ever want
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>>542556953
i actually did this, top kek
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>>542559323
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fukken saved It worths to read it

>mfw
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>>542560386
How are these two for fake?
>Poorfag detected
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>>542559673
HOLY FUCK
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>>542559007
wtf is this?
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>>542559476
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>>542559192
Okay i guess but holy shit i want that watch.
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>>542560539

Money can't you buy you everything.

As Morrissey said, "Yes, we may be hidden by rags, but we've something they'll never have"
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>>542560727
Guess you really like the climate there
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>>542560847
My favorite thing it can do is display the 24 hr time. A lot of people things it's fugly but I actually really like it. Comes with a cool box too
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>>542559476
x
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>>542560727
what a shitty rug
Rusia,Serbia,Romania
which one ?
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>>542560817
Go fucking die, you peice of shit
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>>542558086
O.M.G. This is so funnnnnniiii xDDDD
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>>542560727
>>542559192
>>542558138

It's ironic that you can afford all these watches but no timestamp
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>>542559882
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>>542557359
I don't think I've ever laughed this much at anything on the internet, fucking hell
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>>542556816
I lost
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>>542559531

>old people and young kids on facebook
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>>542561238
Here you go faggot.
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>>542558625
DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUUDUDU
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>>542559476
a
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>>542561508
cv
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>>542561505

BEEP! DUDDUDUDUUDU
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>>542560539
Good luck trusting people and having healthy relationships. Seems like it's happening, since you're already attention-whoring on bee
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>>542559192
what's it like being ugly?
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>>542557716
Lost.
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>>542560186
Well played
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>>542560727
Just out of interest, what the fuck are you doing here?
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>>542561505
i c wut u did there
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>>542561476
>
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now get the fuck out attention whore
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>>542561810
I'm not ugly. I can afford the best of everything. Food, skincare, things like that. Hereford im not ugly, and you are. I'm not a greasy troll leeching off of society like you :)
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>>542556953
lost my shit for some reason
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>>542559476
:D
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>>542560727
Look at the shity ass house kek fucking wall heater a fake oriental rug thats dirty as fuck you sir need to get your priorities in order faggot
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>>542560727

>wearing watches

What are you, a faggot? Just use your cellphone as a pocket watch, it's what I do and people think I'm upstanding
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>>542562004
>>Hereford
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>>542561186
It's actually a handmade Persian rug.
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>>542557359

That is both hilarious and fucking horrifying
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>>542556191
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>>542562072
>>542556953
yeah this is prolly funniest thing ive saved off /b in a while.
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>>542557359
this fucking guy
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>>542556083
>fo' worms dey sure can put u in a pickle
Muh sides.
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>>542556172
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>>542559673
Dude wtf, I know a person who's friend.had the same exact thing happen to her, back in the summer of '11. That greentext wouldn't happen to have been written by a hockey player from Michigan
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>>542559192
It doesn't look like the date is magnified, which is one of the biggest tells for a fake rolex
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>>542560301
i don't get it.....
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>>542559476
v
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>>542555754
All vaginas are fairly unique and come in different shapes and sizes and humans in general tend to be particularly sensitive to the appearance of their genitalia.

I'd say the best thing you could probably do right now is to let her know that a girl's vagina is as unique a girl's personality and that you adore both of her's equally.
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>>542562560
I lived a mile away from that place when that happened. Imagine seeing that stupid shit on the local news. I felt as though I had moved to Florida.
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>>542561476
oh cool your father owns a jewelry store. Not yours faggot
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>>542562250
idk i'm pretty sure my friend has one like this what are the chances to be original? Also it has tag on the back ?
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>>542562728
Have a closer look. >>542562960
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>>542563051
>sexyness intensifies
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>>542558230
>>542558402
samefag
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>>542559476
aaaaaaaa
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>>542562960
Sorry i accidentally tagged you in my last reply. But no, there's no tag on the back. It was my dad's and from what he's told me it's really old. It's not one of those factory made ones but yeah I could see how you would think that. After all I have seen these types of (lookalike) rugs in IKEA.
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>>542561476

>those poor ass felt markers
>shitty paper

Wow, yeah looks like you can afford those. Let me guess, you wipe your ass with toilet paper too, right?
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>>542559192
Did you just steal that watch so you had to bring it up somewhere and brag?
There was no point in you bringing up that you've got a Rolex, it has nothing to do with anything in this thread. Even Facebook related shitposts are more relevant.
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>>542562912
I have made girls cum with oral sex, but not every girl cums every time though. Fingers are optional and usually accelerate the process. Also, fingering can make penetration easier if your dick's too large or their cunt is too small or not wet enough. Best to keep their legs stretched out and knees touching each other. It maximises pleasure, don't ask why. It won't work with fat chicks though, so if you're unfortunate enough to be eating out a fat cunt, spread legs's the way to go, unless you're Gene Simmons. Touch her tit as you go down on her. So you have one hand on the tit, the other fingering her cunt, and your mouth tongueing her Clit Eastwood. Once she cums, stop motionless for a moment, and proceed to penetrate her, this time with your cock. Unless you're a girl too, in this case you should use a strap-on, or be eaten out in turn.
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>>542560104
dude I did this shit to my friend and his gf
>in college
>hanging out during post finals test they host on campus
>friends give me money to buy booze at liquor store, tell me they'll meet me in their dorm
What's special about this situation is that if you are not a resident of a dormitory your ID will not unlock the doors to get in. This comes into play shortly
>Ride my bike I had locked near one end of campus, closest to plaza with liquor store
>Buy booze, put in bag, haul ass at warp speeds through campus, taking least obvious route so I'm not seen
>lock bike in dorm courtyard
>Got lucky and someone left the side door of dorm as I ran to it
>waited in stairwell about 30 seconds before the two of them arrived
"Oh hey how's it going?" I say
>they were both pretty weirded out, and said that they headed for their dorm as soon as we parted ways
Never underestimate the power of a good bicycle.
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>>542563340
Topkek faggot
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>>542556871
>>542555754

post thread screencap
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>>542561476

I can haz some as well, my mail box said.
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Nigga called his own mad
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>>542563787

Nigger, I'm the 1%. I laugh at your attempt to dazzle the plebs with your childish 'status' collection
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>>542561156
wat
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>>542563830
some faggot started a thread
>ask a guy who just finished having skype sex anything
>pic very related

he was a le trool xD and told everyone she is 19 and she told him, everyone waited to get cp but he just left.
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>>542562912
I bet you think this is funny. You wont when you are being mechanically raped by one of these
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>>542559476
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>>542563340
lel umad
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>>542558376
I love this story
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>>542563787
Jesus Christ nobody cares about you and your watches
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>>542563965
Pics faggot

>mfw I'm also 1%

Let's be bros
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>>542557183
>as they lived it.
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>>542556906
Lost
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>>542563787
I dont get why people buys ugly ass shit just because its expensive.

There are 15 bucks chinese watches which looks way better than that piece of crap
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kek
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>>542564065
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>>542557123
im literally wiping the tears away from my eyes at this
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>>542564243

>jealousfag detected
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>>542557726
fucking lost
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>>542559226
HA!!! i loled
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>>542564627
lel
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>>542561476
>has to prove his wealth on a anonymous board

pathetic filth
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>>542556953
Hahaha fuck why am I laughing this hard, fucking saved
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>>542562004
aight kid here's the thing
you're a conceited, smug li'l manchild who obviously only cares about money.
You lie to yourself with shit like "I can afford skincare and THEREFORE am not ugly"
implying nobody here can afford food and "skincare" ... shit you're not even a manchild you're obviously in puberty to care about "skincare" as a male... Got many zits on your smug li'l fuckface huh? It'll pass when you're older, faggot!
It would be even more pathetic to prattle such bullshit if you're actually older...
You can't afford shit. It's your daddy's money. And you're leeching off of him as you always did and always will be. And that's propably why you had to argue with shit like "I'm not a greasy troll leeching off of society" cause deep down you know you're nothing but a sad miserable li'l shit with no friends (who wants to hang out with such a smug piece of shit, boasting about his bullshit rolex), who's only good for wasting his daddy's money.
Is your self esteem so god damn low that you need to brag about your shit on an anonymous image board?... ask yourself... cause only a buttugly motherfucker with no life skills and confidence would do shit like that.
But the fact that you had to post "your" watch to state your "worth" and show off is not even as pitiful as the fact that you only feel good about yourself because of "your" money. You'll never understand what I'm talking about anyway.

You've got issues man, kill yourself. Nobody likes you.
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>>542563787
What phone you have
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>>542561238
the watch IS a timestamp, dumbfuck.
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>>542564152
>mfw I don't need a watch because I have a smartphone that tells me the time

Seriously you faggots, what's the point of wasting your money on a watch? Is it really just a status object to tell other people "look at me I have money!"?
Because it certainly can't be style. Watches look like shit, especially if they're golden.
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>>542565161
>not understanding how /b/ works
>calling a rich man filth
gtfo welfare nigger
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>>542565931
>dem levels of mad
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>>542558504
I remember that thread.
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>>542560727
Where are you from,anon?
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>>542562004
You are leaching off of your mommy and daddy's money.
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Rolex boy = MooT
only b/tard dat can afford dat.
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>>542565931
It isn't a dick, stop taking it so hard.
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>>542566382
Connecticut
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>>542564505
how about you li'l faggot timestamp something else besides your fake bullshit watches. You must have a lot of expensive shit... like a sportscar 'n shit huh?

>protip: you don't
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>>542558820

>almonds ain't even got titties
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>>542561476

Is time flying with all those watches? Cause you know what they say about time...and when you're a faggot
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>>542566532

this:>>542566752
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>>542566752
Sportscars are for self centered pricks wh only care about bragging. That's not the way I live my life.
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>>542558376
i forgot about this i fucking love it
ALL HAIL THE SWEDISH MUSKETEER!!!!!
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all I can feel is pity for the guy posting watches in this thread because he is either actually rich and thus such a sad, sorry excuse for a human being that he just randomly needed attention for posting them on /b/ OR he is poor, they are fakes and thus he is such a sad, sorry excuse for a human being that he just randomly needed attention for posting them on /b/.

>mfw
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>>542558625
Thanks for this, it's great
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rude
you jelly cause your parents are poor
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>>542561476
pay so much for watches.

Walk into Walmart and buy a watch for 15 dollars and it lasts about 3 years.

what the fuck, man
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>>542560318
Is it just me, or is this one of the best things ever
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>>542566897
lol
>sportscars are for bragging
>brags in /b/ about his "rolex"
>bragging is not the way he lives his life

this has gotta be troll
if not: kill yourself
or do it with something more expensive than your chinese bullshit

but killing yourself should have a priority
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>>542566925
this
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>>542555754
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=019285798
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>>542560727
Wouldn't pay more than $20 for a watch. A fucking watch.
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>>542556953
Think of all the shitty AMV's.
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>>542559673
>>542559673

nice
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>>542561476
They look fake. My Mum has a £10000 watch and my stepdad has a £5000 watch and they don't look anywhere near as tacky as these.
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>>542556083

How in the fuck have I never seen this pasta...I lost
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>>542563051
Dude what are you doing here anyway?
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>>542568102
They're all real, sorry.
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>>542562706
>>542562706

>>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.


You're a fraud
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>>542566897
>mfw i live in Connecticut
>mfw your white, young , look like you go on /b/ and like to wear your flashy rolex watches around
>also posted pic so i know exactly what watches you wear
>also i think i might actually know who you are or atleast where you hangout due to those watches looking familiar


Huhehue i hope you like getting robbed m8
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>>542561476
Those are the most unimpressive watches I have every seen. Would pay max 100$ for the bottom one, less then 20 for the other 2
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>>542566925

>>This
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>>542566897
Post your face then you ugly disgusting faggot. Show us your handsome, manly face. I'm guessing you're a fat manchild who has to brag about his rolex to feel better about his looks. That's just me though, feel free to prove me wrong.
TL;DR: Post your face you fucking faggot
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>>542566892
you get one internet sir. zinger and a half.
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>>542568073
more
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>>54255919 its obviously fake..
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>>542568338
You don't have to apologise, they just don't look like the price.
Probably the flash on your camera or something making them look washed out.
How did you get them?
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>>542568434
>>542561476

Currently passing pics of your watches and approx. descrip. to people i know that like to take those kinds of things

if i ever hear of anyone getting them ill post pics on /b/ fuck it'll make my day if that ever occurs
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>>542557726
holy shit. too fucking funny
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>>542559882
Lost, thank you fagot.
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>>542559323
HO
LY
SHIT!!!!!
lol
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>>542568565
>>542568565

Just have this one from an old thread, sorry /b/ro.
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>>542568892
I lied. They're all fake. Thanks for a good day of fishing m8s

>pic very related
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>>542569568
sure
you're still gonna get robbed
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>>542569568
>>542569568

LOL, lost to this stupid image
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>>542569568
u sik cunt
Already called them on looking fake as fuck though so I've basically beaten you at life.
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>>542560727

Yeah upload a gif of the hand movement, if the hands are ticking instead of swishing then it's fake.

You never will though because they are fake and you are a faggot
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>>542557854
I go to university with this girl, I'm glad to see her cosplay gets around
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>>542564627
sides
>>
>be me
>get front page on funnyjunk
>fuck bitches
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>>542570251
almost had it... then lost
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>>542568338
>thinking anything like those watches have been in fashion since 1997. Wear those watches among actual rich people with actual fashion sense, and you'll look like a little fucking kid wearing his dad's suit. The only way people will think those watches are cool is if you live in some little shitstain town in the middle of nebraska

Those watches are hideous, like everything else to come out of the '80s and '90s
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>>542561476
Get that older looking one cleaned up. Its the coolest one among the three
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>>542570103
He's not going to, probably using the excuse that he doesn't know how to, and even if that was true he'll just come up with some bullshit reason to not show something else that would prove it like a nice car or house
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>>542570925
I actually had a new crystal put on it
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>>542570927
Faggot. How dare you.
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>>542565931
Cancer is here
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>>542571303
Well I wish you HAD cancer.
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>>542568338

Even if they are real (which we all know they aren't) they look really tacky dude

Look at my stylish Swiss Rodania watch, it's all mechanical, 42 years old and will never go out of style it's timeless. I also only need one watch because I'm not a faggot
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>>542571660
U sure
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>>542571660
I'm gonna go poopoo on your faggot french watch and watch you cry and kick you in the nuts
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>>542563787
Unless you have a TitanZ strapped to your wrist idgaf.
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>>542571890
Dammit man, buy a rolex, but make it one of fine taste.
Unless you look for the logo,this watch looks generic.
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>>542571660
Yeah I agree with this Anon. The whole point of a watch is to tell time, and be a piece of jewelry on the side. This guy is essentially the white version of all the niggas that have 15 pairs of Jordans in their house. It's retarded.
>>542571890
Your watch ain shit, look at my watch nigga, look at my watch.
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>>542557359
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

i dont think ive ever replied to ylyl thread but im giggling like a schoolgirl
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>>542572048
the Swiss arent "french", if anything they're more "german". The language spoken in Bern is swiss-german ffs.
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Who the fuck would ever spend over $20 dollars for a goddamn watch. biggest waste of money imo next to shoes, same thing, no more than $20.

Fucking cell phones can do more than just make calls nowadays.
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>>542560727
this isnt ylyl
this picture gave me the shits
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>>542572721
I agree to some extent. More expensive watches do last longer, and their time keeping doesn't deteriorate as quickly. Plus, let's be honest, there's a "style" factor.
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>>542557726
I can't even. If i continue, I'll wake my roommate up.
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>>542572721
Usually its for quality. <20$ watches will break after a few years(at best), but a rolex is guaranteed to maintain its integrity for decades.
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>>542572497
Amerifats will never understand the glorious swiss master race.
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>>542568504
I didn't even realise that Rolex made such boring generic watches
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>>542556906
Why hasn't someone made a movie out of this yet?
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>>542568141
This was posted yesterday in a stories thread. Pretty cool.
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>>542571890

>wearing watches in 2014

shouldve bought something not fucking gay with the money you retard
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>>542572958
I'm a staff sergeant, USMC, fuck your comment and kill yourself, I spent 12 grands on a Rolex and it didn't fucking resist to an IED, I will show you the pics as soon as I get to my laptop, I hope you will die in a fire for reminding me of that.
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>>542557183

Lost big time. Nice.
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>>542561476
Watches are for slaves...

You do to give a fuck what time it is when you get on my level.
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Lol guys lol

Stop TALKING ABOUT FUCKING WATCHES YOU MAN CHILDREN.

yall niggas is drunk, or you're fat ugly and stupid and the internet is the only place you can talk to someone without sweating and having an emotional breakdown
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>>542573770
So you're 14?
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>>542573158
Just realized amerifat thinks the swiss are french is because the wolf of wall street.
>>542572048
Wait to go at confirimng the wolrds' bias on the US you uneducated fat prick.
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>>542557183
10/10 fucking glorious
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>>542573567
>A peasant for the new world order
>Using his blood money to buy a rolex
>Some sandnigger outsmarts his million dollar machinery and blows it to shit
top lel
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>>542557123

>"Time flies when you're a faggot"

holy shit wat
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>>542573567
Im more inclined to say troll
>inb4 obviously you dumfuk
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>>542573567
Lost.
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>>542560727
>>542561476
i want these watches:(
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>>542560254
omg i seen that thred but didnt bother checking it out now i wish i did lol
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>>542560301
fuck you cunt muffin stop posting your shit sucks ass
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>>542574314
Bitch just wait till I get my fucking laptop I will fucking kill bitches for this, I hate every single piece of fucks who breath on earth.
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>>542573897
43. And actually wealthy.
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>>542574786
No 43 year old with a mature mind would post something so immature as to call himself wealthy. Or go on 4chan for that matter. Nice try
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First ylyl to get me in a while, damn
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does anyone have that thread with that kid talking about his sister and him going to to the doctor to have their weight measured with a tank of water?
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>>542566892
Fucking lel anon, have some tits.
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You create you laugh you lose thread you go back to reddit
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contributing
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>>542558973
muh sides
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>>542574986
mate when you've got money why would you care.
>"mature"
obviously your definition is quite narrow
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>>542575191
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>>542575451
one moar
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>>542559192
What's it like having no class and the hand of a baby?
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>>542574786

Living a lie on the internet. So sad.

So sad...
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>>542574786
Whatever faggots....you'll understand when you grow up. Those watches are passé. No one wearing them would be taken seriously in my office. Again, you'll understand when you grow up.
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>>542557183
There is no winning after watching this...
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>>542576232
I defended your ass, and you let me down man.
Fukin kid.
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>>542560186
OMG this brought me so much joy I loved it.
PLEASE give me moar of fucking cunts getting what they deserve
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>>542576543
Here's the thing. When you get to where I am, you do to give a fuck. You'll never get anywhere if you do.
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>>542557854
chickun arise
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>>542576930
Is that why you're obviously not giving a fuck by responding? I can give all the fucks i want but you obviously dont practice what you preach.
The jig's up kid.
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>>542576930

Nigger you are on 4chan bragging about being rich to some neckbeards.

Oh yeah

YOU MADE IT BRO

Fat little kid.

I promise I make more money than you. My wife is hotter. My dog is smarter. My car is faster. My dick is bigger.

teehee
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>>542562004
Then my only question here is the fuck are you on /b/ for if your all pimpin it up?
Oh wait i know cause your a worthless cunt muffin.
And if you are then lets see you call up some bitches and start givin us pics of there asses with time stamps.
Otherwise shut the fuck up about your ghetto ass watches bitch
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>>542577579
and he is called joe (check his ID)
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>>542577619
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>>542560186

i remember that thread
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>>542566038
>inb4 mobiado
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>>542562912
heeeey. I know you. this advice is not nearly as helpful in this thread....
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>>542573279
if i was gonna spend 35k on a rolex it would be this motherfucker


fuck that nigger rich shit dude has...


but im happy with my omega
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>>542557854 is this a you fap you lose thread?
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>>542556724
>>542557221

>looking at a painting and assuming it is photographic evidence that a made up book is wrong
herp.
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>>542574786


35k on a watch. That is the most retarded thing I have ever heard.
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>>542577878
i'll sell you my sisters nudes for $5k no joke
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>mfw all these rich fags wouldnt make it two fucking seconds innawoods out here with me.
>scratch their watch and freak their shit like little pampered girls
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>>542571890

Rolex.

A fucking WATCH. You bought. A. FUCKING. WATCH.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!???

You'd have to be absolutely retarded to buy a fucking WATCH with that money, FUCK. Seriously. It's gonna hug your dumbass wrist and show you the time. A fucking PHONE does that! Jeeeez.....
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>>542557183
im a veteran. youre all sick and need help.
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>>542557183
Epic
Loss
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>>542580552
That amount of money means a lot to you but pretty much nothing to me...
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>>542557726
This is just terrible to watch. 0/10 feels bad man.
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>>542575632
>2014
>making demotivationals
No john, you are the cancer
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>>542581031

You're absolutely right. And retarded.

I'd rather be wrong and normal, luckily for me I am.
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>>542557221
Christians are supposed to take the bible literally, so I'm not sure what your point is.
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>>542559192
I envy filthy rich scum and hope to someday join the likes of you.
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>>542570771
Oh shit nigger i remember my fj days. That feel when ranking up and collecting items when they first came out
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>>542556953
Fuck, I was laughing so hard I ended up almost choking
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>>542581707
You probably never will. Hence "the one percent"
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>>542556906
shit
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>>542556906
Farted long and loudly, thanks.
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>>542559192
I bet my family is richer and more influential than your family.

Check and mate. If you are serious about trying to prove me wrong find a way for us to chat besides /b/ and I will show you up big time kid.
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>>542563051
its real, notice the little crown etched on the glass by the 6 oclock position, that cannot be faked. Probably some spoiled rich brat who borrowed his daddy's watches to take pictures of them.
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