holy shit /b/ I don't know what just happened. I think I

bamf

>we start the game again and me and Kristen swear that this game there's no more chickens.
>Laura again dares me to kiss Kristen, we hesitate for a bit but finally agree to if Laura goes to the other side of the shed and doesn't look.
>end up making out for a bit, she's not really experienced, uses no tongue and just lets me lead the kiss.
>goes around a couple more times, I end up finding out through a truth that she's not a virgin and that her bra size is a 36c.
>this really shocks me as I lost my virginity at 18.
>she says it's normal.
>Laura end up daring me to kiss Kristen again for 3 minutes.
>this time she's more into it, grabbing me and pulling me close to her.
>I get a chubby from this act of sudden confidence from her. still kisses like shit though.
>goes around again and Laura tells me to do everything with Kristen. We ask her what that means and she says sex.
>me and kristen look at each other with a wtf look as this 7yo angel is pretty perverted for her age. I chalk it up to innocence and not really knowing what she's asking us to do.
>there's this awkward silence between us then kristen says fuck i wish i didn't say no chickens.
>so many thoughts flowing through my mind.

bmoc

>on one hand this is awesome, being an ephebophile this is kind of a dream come true.
> on the other hand I have to play this very lightly or else I lose a family and I'm on the streets for life.
>I end up making a pact with myself that I will not have sex with her.
> still really confused at this moment not knowing what to do when she speaks up and says our clothes stay on.
>really relieved in hearing this.
>we decide to go inside the shed for this one. we tell laura to stand outside the door and tell us if anyone is coming.
>stand around inside the shed for a long time just pussyfooting around, really not knowing wtf I'm doing or if this is really happening.
>eventually after like 10minutes of just talking, we start making out standing up. I ask her why she doesn't use tongue when kissing.
>she doesn't know.
>I tell her to start using her tongue and she does like a nice obediant woman.
>she says we should try a different position.
>I sit down on a chair and after a while of making out she says it isnt working.

>>541964587
The fuck is wrong with you OP?

inb4 bel air/and now i can talk to animals.

>we end up moving to the floor. it's weird, I've never dry humped anyone before. I don't really see the point if it doesn't lead to sex.
>We finally start getting into it.
>she grabs my ass, and lifts up my shirt to put her hands on my skin and squeeze me closer to her.
>I'm feeling her up with my fingers in her hair as I grind my leg into her vag.
>I eventually lead my hand under her bra.
>she's got great tits with small sensitive nipples.
>we start really grinding on eachother, really making out now. I can feel my instict taking over as I start to move my hand down her body twards her pussy.
>suddenly we hear laura say I think we're leaving and my dad yell Chris its time to go.
>holy shit
>put shit back in pants
>fix boner
>Start yelling at laura why she didn't come and find us, why were you scared of all the spiders.... etc trying to cover my ass.
>my dad is clearly suspicious as me and my 13yo cousin come out of a closed shed but says nothing.
>must watch my back.
>as we're walking back to the house we make a pact that nothing happenend and we grill laura to never tell anyone.
>say goodbyes, help put shit away.
>kristen motions me over to her car, she's leaning into it with her spandex pants on and can clearly see her panty line.
>hnnnng.png
>laura gives me this flower ring and says we're married now
>I laugh and say I'm not married to anyone.
>I go to leave when she motions me over again.
>she says something and grabs my dick through my pants.
>I'm so shocked by her grabbing me that I didn't hear what she said.
>leave.

I'm going back to my grandpas tomorrow for the funeral. today was just the mass. I really don't know wtf to do. so confused. I'm just shocked as fuck that this actually happened to me with no intervention or manipulation on my part.

what do /b/? on one hand I want to take this as far as I can. On the other hand I don't want to ruin my family since I like them. I'm really thinking of just staying inside all day tomorrow

Try to get a three way going

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I look forward to meeting you, OP ;)

>>541966008
obviously, let her play with her yer prick, shell grow out of it. its just a phase.

>>541966008
You know whoever died, their ghost was watching you.

OP do you have her number? Text her and get pics duh

>>541966597
Hey thanks grandma! you must be as perverted as I am.

>>541966763
no I'm a poor fag and my phone is down

>>541966591
just a phase that will last the rest of her life.

just assuming youre no troll and since that pastas new to me
>>541966008
>she says something and grabs my dick through my pants.
the 7yr old? id say play truth or dare and get them to make out with each other, then just try to join in. theyre both obviously into trying sexual stuff, which is pretty much normal that age anyways(maybe not doing it with their 20yr old cousin but w/e).
try to make the best outta it and godspeed.

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You dun goofed, OP.
Should've gone for the cute 7yo instead.

>>541966008
It doesn't matter what happens next, you're married to Laura now. Don't be a cheatind D-bag. Stay faithful to you marriage vows anon.

Very entertaining story. Too bad it's just that.. a story.

tl;dr

can someone ooutline dad shit?

>>541966926
shes only 2+2+2+1 years younger than you? man the fuck up and tap that dat fat loli butt

>>541967109
no the 13yo. sorry I didn't make it clear.

the thing is I can't really do anything more since the rest of the cousins will be at the house tomorrow which include her 13yo twin brother and her 17yo sister. and I kinda did shit with her sister before she was old enough to be away from her mom.

>>541967213
I would never touch laura. I seriously love that girl.

>>541967407
believe what you want. this shit happened.
>>541967286
I think you're onto something.
>>541967503
fuck off your lazy ass out of this thread

>>541967720
no tell me nao

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>molesting your cousin after your grandmother died

>>541967720
Confess your love to her in front of your family, and admit you're getting married.

Do this and film it you fucking pervert.

>>541967109
Agreed, convince them to play truth or dare with you until you convince them into giving you a blowjob. You should probably try to avoid full on sex for obvious reasons but t the very least try to get the 13 year old to cum, she'll love the experience. Make sure to do it in a very discrete location though so that there's very little chance of you getting caught.

>>541967720

>I kinda did shit with her sister before she was old enough to be away from her mom.

are you from the rural south??

>>541967720
>13yo twin brother and her 17yo sister. and I kinda did shit with her sister before she was old enough to be away from her mom.
sounds like the whole incest thing is common with em, maybe she could show her sis the ropes?
but really, just try to steal the 2 lolis away and get that shit going again.
>I would never touch laura. I seriously love that girl.
all the more reason to gently show her whats what. wouldnt want her to loose her v-card at 13 with some random punk like the other one, do you?

>>541964587 after funeral
>>541966008 before funeral

Good story but wat

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>>541967720
>this shit happened.

Get head do not fuck

>>541967887
guy has 7 y old and 13 y old relatives. Plays truth or dare until he makes out with 13 y old in shed while 7 y old is on guard. 7 y old sucks at guarding and they stop making out when da comes. OP wants /b/ opinions on what to do next. Oh and this all happened after Billy Maze's funeral

>>541967720
"Did shit with her sister"

You're fucked up. Grow the fuck up and go get with someone your own age and not in your own genepool you backwoods retard.

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>>541968814
>Billy Maze's funeral
>Billy Maze
>Maze

>>541968761
this

>>541967997
I am a fucked up person. I have come to terms with this and it is how I am able to live my life without killing myself.

>>541968153
she said that she was not a virgin already, i kinda believe her. I really don't see her enough to know when she's lieing or not

>>541968404
detroit

>>541968517
I would think about it, but the shit with the 17yo did not go well. I kinda went full retard and instead of manipulating her into doing shit with me ala what has your mom taught you about sex i kinda just humped her. and she told her mom and they tried to trap me. god I can't believe that happened. so close to being 100% jailtime fucked.

>>541968639
I meant mass. this shit happened after mass. tomorrow we're burying the ashes or w/e the fuck you do with cremation ashes.

>>541969173
>detroit
nigger

>>541968236
I want to see this picture!!

>>541969173
You have a lot of guts and no shame. I respect that.

>>541969173
>and she told her mom and they tried to trap me. god I can't believe that happened. so close to being 100% jailtime fucked.
nevermind my previous replies, abandon this, at the very least this girl. prolly just paranoid but maybe theye trying to fuck you over now with help of her lil sis.
just keep to laura.

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Y'all mothafuckas need Jesus.

>>541969173
post picture of the 13 yr. old , pl0x

>>541968971
I do have people my own age to fuck. not many but they're there. I'm going to see one of them in a couple days. I treat it as a fetish.

>>541968761
>>541969119
I'm thinking that if it does go farther that this is the best idea. I want to do more but I think it's really best to play it cool and if I do go for anymore lolis to not make it my own family. the only problem is that they're so hard to meet. fuck all this stranger danger BS I just want some lolis to love.

>>541969691
yea I think this is the best bet.

>>541969728
she's nothing special, I promise you.

>>541966534
God damn, Bubba has kind eyes.

>>541964587
Chris? is that you??? fuck..

>>541969980
Who cares if she's nothing special, we're just interested dammit. Don't tell me that your scared that we'll track you down or something because that shit rarely happens anymore on /b/. Even so a simple picture can't really so shit as long as she doesn't have Facebook or instagram or something.

Been down this kind of road before, bruddah. As perverted as it sounds, as long as you keep your side of the deal with loli, they'll usually stay quiet about it. At least, my younger cousin hasn't said anything in 8 years. She's such a sweet girl and was pretty willing to take everything off. Even with her older sister in the next room and brother sleeping downstairs.

No real advice to give here besides keeping a promise with Laura. The 13 year old is trouble though since she knows more.

>>541970838
On this note, it's likely if you don't appeal to both of them, one of them might rat you out, but once Kristen starts getting older, she's going to lose more and more appeal.

Then again, I've been using lolicon as an outlet rather than finding RL loli, so take it as you will.

>>541966008
probably not worth it dude but do what you like

honestly there's no real problem with it, but the fact laws exist and nobody will understand makes it a pretty dumb decision. plus, they're fucking young girls, they can't keep their mouths shut

I wonder if the FBI are watching

>>541969980
Sir, I think you're in great need of a loli thread

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>>541967213

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>>541970742
her body type is like this.I don't have pics of her. she doesn't have facebook, her whole family only has phones, no social media sites. her mom was caught smuggling guns across the border a while ago, I still have no idea wtf is going on there.

>>541970838
yea like i said before, laura is my special snowflake. I'll never touch her with my dirty hands.

>>541971264
totally agree

>>541971181
kristen already has no appeal tbh. I was only interested because incest and ephebophilia are interests of mine since I was like 10. learning to search for cp on limewire while you're a kid to find porn of girls your age has lasting effects it seems

>>541971604
I think you're right.

>>541969980
>I just want some lolis to love.
if thats true just stick with laura and get hugs&cuddles without it looking to weird, since youre family and already like each other. my 10yr niece always cuddles up to me/sits on my lap etc which is awesome. sure i wouldnt say no to more with a cute loli but just seeing her smile and laugh is just awesome too.

you still around btw OP? or did >>541970138
actually call you out?

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>>541964587
Cool story bro.

>>541971906
so shes fat

>>541971906
In that case, shall I make one? Would you join me and contriboot?

>>541964587

wow, enjoy your last fews hours breathing in that freedom air.

>>541964587
Be a man, you fucking faggot! Breathe hard and fuck her brains out! Just don't do it in front of your family. And particularly not in a goddamn funeral you sick fuck!

>>541971906
Wait a minute... She is fat. You MUST fuck her ass.

>>541971940
that's what I've been doing to sate myself. last time she was here we layed on the couch together and watched the story of david & goliath since she just started to believe in god. I can't wait until she gets older and I can truely pick apart her brain.
>>541972223
sorta, you don't get 36c at 13 without having extra weight.
>>541972293
absolutely

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>>541971906
>her mom was caught smuggling guns across the border a while ago

You just announced to the FBI who you are. Good luck OP.

>>541972774
Someone beat me to it bro. Loli thread here:

>>541939524

>>541972920
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU too bad I already know how to change my identity, live on the road and become no one.

>>541966008
HNNUUG i pitched the biggest tent right now, tear that shit up OP.

Its not every day you get a 13 y/o who wants your D, she seems to want to keep it discreet so fuck it.

Give in to your pedo desire OP, do it for us!

>>541971906
Yeah dude. I used to look for CP because I was that age.

Now I still find it arousing.

Also the whole, fuck your cousin, stage.

I only thought about it because it was available, now it is also a fetish.

>>541973159
Lets sage this shit for OP.

Close the thread down before shit gets bad.

>>541972774
turbidus ndpdec

>>541973234
glad you're here and that I have your support anon.
>>541973710
why do the things we love do this to us, I feel you anon.
>>541973913
thanks sir. this thread is dead anyways good bye anons.

>>541973159
A lot of people smuggle guns and get caught. You've narrowed it down but not pinned yourself as one person.

Also the FBI doesn't give a shit because you haven't posted proof and realistically they don't monitor every thread on /b/.

>>541973913

>>541973159

>implying fbi gives a shit about some guy who felt up his cousin

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>>541974231
what is a hyperbole.

>>541974231
Doesn't matter.

We protect fellow lolilovers

>>541974353
Exactly

>>541964587

bumping for the lulz

>>541974595

>I give a shit.

>>541974595
Nigger

>>541974595

>>>>>>>IMPLYING IMPLYING

>>541974595
He is a NIGGERFAGGOT

>>541965083
>13y/o
>36c
>not virgin
fuck off

>>541975065