I have the new face of beta. All behold lord Andrew. I have his phone number and the link to the YT video LOL
ITT: Beta Cringe
>>540971002
Stop being a faggot and post link
>>540972143
>>540971002
o rite
youtube.com/watch?
v=amUWuMC9ZvA
brownis are indeed a bunch of scumfag
>>540971916
>filename
>>540973031
8/10
>>540971002
He seems like a cool cat.
>>540971002
I don't think this guy is beta
>>540971002
ITT: Fringe making fun of fringe.
>still don't understand this concept
>>540971002
He doesn't seem so bad. Definitely not bad enough to be the face of beta.
>>540971002
Dude's not beta. You are for thinking he is though, faggot anon.
>>540971002
All of you kids have no fuckn idea just how delusional you are.
You want to believe there's such vague and ignorant classifications for the vast myriad of people such as alpha and beta?
Let alone that you can fit and gerenalize anyone into these stereotypes?
Do you actually think you're superior to the faggots you're laughing at?
How so, very, petty.
Grow up.
oh and
>inb4 beta
If anything I'm closer to a gamma, because I don't give a flying fuck what misconceptions and delusions you retards conceive in your arrogant narrow-minded shit for brains.
>>540974147
mad betafag
>>540973031
Im a straight edge vegan fag.
But I'm not rude. I would go hang out with those bros. Have a soda pop maybe.
I hope this guy isn't real.
Get ready
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IqDF7YSCDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAHv1wIT01o
>>540975719
can i get some details on this
>>540975197
Dear god why
>>540975719
>>540976260
filename
>>540971916
> gap teeth
Yeah you're not getting laid
>>540976861
>>540977161
He seems fuckable.
>>540974147
>Beta defending betas
>>540975317
>Master Beef and Lardtana
>>540975317
10/10
you guys havent seen nothing yet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJxw-cQKREs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs
>>540978069
2nd one gets me every time
>>540975719
>>540973031
>collage
>>540978615
No, he is bane
>>540979443
Not bad
>>540979620
I did it with powerpoint ok.
I'm too beta for photoshop
>>540979706
Fuck those photoshop scumbags, powerpoint is for real fucking men who don't need no special-elitist-software bullshit
>>540971002
only beta is you cos you know him in real life
you are the beta making him beta
he is beta by proxy
>>540980113
If he's beta for making him Beta, what are we for posting on his beta, beta making thread.
>>540980328
mind. blown.
>>540974147
>>540980328
BURNNNNN
>>540980328
What the fuck. I can't comprehend this.
>>540980328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFVEevE4kSk
>>540971002
>Non whites
LOL
>>540981024
simple answer is:
We are beta as a nigger who cant even talk to a watermelon because hes too shy.
>>540981918
2008?? wow that guy must be like 50 now
>>540982256
>>540982256
maths clearly wasnt your strong point
>>540981727
NOW I understand.
ty anon
>>540971002
those are all actually pretty normal things to say, barring coming out as a bisexual on facebook. If an attractive person were to say them, no one would bat an eye.
>>540974147
Alpha:
Confident
Can rely on their own strength (but usually smart too)
Keeps potentially embarrassing things secret
Beta:
Less confident
Prefers to rely on brains (but that ends up backfiring)
Gets laughed at while not knowing why.
There you go.
>>540972445
Oh wow
>>540971002
You sound like a beta faggot yourself.
>>540971916
>aren't you like 11?
>shut up nerd
this kid is the boss
>>540977442
Jealous angel deep inside me.
You want beta? We got beta.
http://instasynch com/rooms/Shmorban
>>540984614
you have an unread mail, you shoudl check it out you may have won $1000
>>540984614
i couldn't take this guy, super cringe/mad/rage
i lose
>>540973031
does gin have a meaning im not aware of?
is that the joke?
>>540984949
That guy needs to hang out with people besides his mother. He also started to talk about relationships and went on a downward spiral tangent of pathetic-ness.
>>540985383
based god
>>540984679
I just looked up that page and oh my god the comments are gold.
>>540984614
>>540975197
Please make it stop
Anybody have the video of the autistic 12 year old saying that this generation's music is garbage?
>>540985942
Is that messi?
>>540985871
The first time I posted that pic on /b/ a few people actually defended it. They basically said the guy was attractive by Indian standards and that older Indian men were typically desired by all people in the region.
>>540971916
Known troll. Get with the times, faggot.
>>540984776
Why does it always gravitate to fat nerds?
>>540974147
thank you for feeding me your anger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixZGWjbY6To
This guy isn't so much beta as he is terrifying. I'm pretty sure he would kill all of us in our sleep.
>>540985383
lel
>>540986441
Does that...anger you?
>>540986436
I didn't see it was OC. Just a golden cringe.
>>540973917
>dat leg.
>>540983019
not a bad picture
>>540986567
Nope. Just curious, was this all /co/'s fault?
>>540985934
So tainted woodelves are real?
>>540986690
>>540986774
Eh, I honestly have no idea. There is just an abundance of fat nerd material on the internet.
>>540986689
Those guys are just too good it's hard to believe it's real
>>540986916
If that guy had a decent personality and could make me laugh, he would totally have a shot. Oh, and also stopped looking like he was flaring is nostrils.
>>540975197
So much Autism in these videos. I can see why Moot doesn't want people to organize these events.
>>540984614
>I've been played so many times its not even funny.
I'm sure, it is funny.
>>540986689
>not only are us bronies artistic
Close.
>>540971002
dude seems pretty much in the middle of the bell curve
OP is beta
Here's some cringe-worthy shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0pym-PmqL0
>>540987582
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>540986567
That's fucking disgusting
>>540987267
And by played, he means never talked to or interacted with, ever.
My thoughts after browsing on the pics.
For someone to be a great human being. They have to be both physically and mentally strong. Its some delicate balancing act many find difficult, and the neckbeards or fedora fags seem to not have any. They look horrible and their intellect mirrors that of a young brat crting for toys at the mall. Not sure how you guys percieve it.
>>540971002
That's not funny. My name is also Andrew. Why you gotta be like that?
>>540987898
Good.
>>540987582
less beta, more handicapped
I don't think your become 'beta' just cause you are retarded
>>540986689
What is it with these fags and their katanas?
Betas don't get 39 likes wanting a video of 'em singing bullshit
>>540988346
A simple false notion that makes them think they are bad ass but in reality they are fat ass larpers.
>>540988346
Katanas are love, katanas are life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86xi7IiEOJw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_oTUVtUqcM
>>540988346
The nimble and majestic katana..it hides the beta.
Do not understand, why sitting alone at the party considered as beta?
If I'm at the unknown party with one friend that drinks like crazy fuck, I'm just a tagalong with no mood
Why am I beta?
>>540975197
Just confirming what we already know
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2e7bX2oVlQ
>>540984776
chobits overflowing top
do want.
>>540989327
Hill Beta had some serious baton-twirling skill.
>>540989838
Probably had a lot of time to practice due to the lack of social life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHaBrxJWg50
>>540989327
Next to the mall
>>540989838
P.S. That's why he go to play Sora.
>>540990246
And literally screaming at the top of their lungs. I wonder what the people nearby thought..
>>540974147
>>540987183
>Inb4 I'm a grill btw
>>540984368
looks like the jew from west wing
>>540990179
go down on right one for ~1.5 minutes get middle as slave for 30 days.
wat do /b/?
>>540990717
I don't know. Here's a picture of me. What do you think?
this nigga be lookin like a fat carlton
>>540984776
he have the biggest tits i ever see the guy on right LoL
>>540990861
As long as the one of the right had literally just cleaned her vag. Skin is skin.
>>540991025
In all seriousness, and don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not sure.
>>540977020
he's kinda right tho.
>>540991025
Underage b&
Fuck you
>>540984614
"I really don't give a good damn about sex I never will."
>>540991712
Yeah wait wtf I got so caught up on what gender he/she was bending I didn't notice it looked 15.
>>540977020
dude likes a doofus but not really cringe worthy.
confidence + ugliness != beta
>>540986567
my friends mouse looked like that, so I grabbed a paper clip and cleaned it while he was away, he complained later that it felt different, but didnt even notice it was clean, allofmywhats
>>540991317
>>540991712
Please say you guys are fucking kidding me. I posted that pic because that meme is as old as dirt. Here is the copy pasta:
A lot of kids at school are making fun of me saying I look like a boy (I'm a girl!). My friends say it's because of my hair but I like my hair short.
What should I do? All the teasing is getting to me.
>>540989327
That has to be the funniest thing I have seen in my entire life...
"I don't need any friends I'm part of the darkness."
>>540992157
Thank you!! Jesus fuck shit! I figured he would chuckle at the meme and walk away. Apparently it legitimately confused more than a couple people. Maybe I'm more of an old fag than I thought.
>>540971002
THIS is Andrew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VmHygMPD5E
>>540973917
the guy being carried... did he shit himself?
>>540992593
Weird thing is, he has awesome prosody in his voice and sounds like a completely cool ass dude. It's what he's actually talking about that makes him beta as fuck.
>>540984614
good... let the cringe flow through you...
worst beta fgt
>>540972445
ffs I liked that song...
>>540973917
I'm really confused. Why did say they were twerkin it? I see this picture constantly and I honestly don't get how it is beta, or even how it has a point besides being a weird photo shopped picture.
>>540992408
I thought that he was joking at first, but nah, he really is just a stupid newfag. Just like all the other cancerous assholes flooding the boards lately. I like how he was trying to be polite about it, though. He's definitely new here.
The reason is big macs.
>>540993059
moot is hot as fuck no matter what he is wearing.
>>540977498
10/10 post
>>540993467
Yeah, I had to take a step back to see if he was trollin, but no, he just really had no idea.
>>540975197
that really fucked my sunday evening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXjb2aR3kzQ
>>540994609
Well SOMEONE shaves their armpits. That's not very feminist.
>>540986460
I always have a fit while watching this, so fucking funny.
>>540995136
He seems high as fuck to me.
>>540988346
They think they are badasses.
The only people who should own a Katana are Japs, rich guys who want display items in their living room and museums/collectors.
Anyone else is a big fag.
>>540992907
pewdie pie fag detected
this guy does not sound awesome, he sounds like a faggot and now so do you
>>540993556
>the reason is big macs
Holy fuck my sides
>>540996129
If you heard his voice without knowing what he was talking about and without seeing his gay hand gestures, he wouldn't seem like a weird guy. I'm talking about his prosody. Social communication has such weird constructs.
>>540989327
>don't hit the camera man
Why do bigger girls always want to cosplay as Quistis of Belldandy?
>>540994609
They made a pony version of a pedophile. Top kek
>>540997501
The same reason fat kids like to pretend they're good at sports
>>540989327
voice acting is the best part
>i don't need friends i'm part of the darkness
>>540997934
What was that, nigger?
>>540998550
Like I said, screaming at the top of their lungs in a parking lot..
>>540978069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmzaalWYqRo
>>540975197
>4chan
>meetup
Who thought this was a good idea?
>>540977161
10/10 would fuck
2spooky4me
>>540998602
theres a difference between sumo wrestlers and fat fucks.
Fat people have no muscle where sumotori's have muscle as well as fat, big difference
>>540999239
>professional autism.
>>540976861
Oh christ rip sides
>>540984368
Is...is that myspace?
>>541000498
Yeah, man. Don't fuck with his Katia or you won't be on his top 10 friends. The struggle is real.
>>541001120
Dude on the right looks like a faggy Leon Kennedy.
>>540971002
lol i fucking know that kid and I kalways figurwed he'd show up in one of these threads. His name is andrew Yarbrough and he's a little typical girly beta kid. Im literally losing my shit right now at him having his own beta thread! Whoever you are, Arnold High's seniors of 2011 love you for posting this thread haha.
>>540982406
Mathematics is singular so when you abbreviate it, just math is correct.
>>541001710
>>540984368
that dude is fucking ripped
>>540985295
Actually that guy runs a site called cosplay-deviants now.
>>540975197
these are the people I communicate with on a daily basis
>>540980328
That blew my mind more than Lee Harvey Oswald blew JFK
>>540989327
DOOAL-WEEILD.... HHHUUHAAAAAAAA!!
>>541001919
Anon, I live in PCB. I went to middle school with him. You're welcome, anon, welcome.
>>540971002
not so much beta.. just feggat retarted
Spam-ghetti.
>>540997247
who is this kid? its kind of desperate but pretty intriguing what he did here
>>540986460
I am terrified and humored in equal amounts.
>>540975197
:(
>>541003710
Intriguing? No, that is from too many years of watching anime and not being able to distinguish fantasy from reality. I'm worried about you, anon. Also, this is just a classic beta picture that has been floating around awhile.
>>540977498
ida gone for Cowtana
I will dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes.
>>540984456
What in the fuck?
>>540988693
I have to say, cutting throw stuff is fun. I hack wood for the winter and it is hell of fun!
>>540993556
Gonna need some lotion for that BUUURRN
>>541006437
You're not supposed to put lotion on a burn, anon. It may clog your pores and cause anal herpes.
>>541006278
is that an original turtle?
>>541006991
Yeah, I have a lot of them.
>>541007343
my sides
>>541007343
>I like your deformed anus hole.
My sides are gone
>>540974778
> fag
that's correct
>>541006860
the most euphoric ninja in all of konoha
Feels when I feature in this thread.
>>540973936
>>540973969
>>541006334
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ESJid1Kkat
>>540987994
I know I was just thinking the same thing!
I've never understood the term "man-child" as much as right now.
>>541013321
Someone supported her? Wow.
>>541014148
This picture reminds me of this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H91bEGJYBU4
>>541014628
What is going on.
>>540986689
The autism is killing me.
>>541014787
Magic. Katanas. Leather, furs and nails.
>>541005307
BAT*side
>>540977498
>>540984456
man, how sick is this culture??
>>540986916
I have a drinking horn like that .... i use it for metal festivals.
>>540985170
Gin is a drink that tastes like a christmas tree and is mainly enjoyed by hipsters and homeless people.
>>541017027
Gin is fucking pig disgusting. Whiskey and pickle juice is where it's at.
>>540973917
I did this when I was younger to piss off all the pretty, popular barbie dolls at my school.
I
>>540974147
Saving for pasta use
>>540975719
This belongs in a YLYL thread!
>>540991243
oh my fucking god he does have huge titties
>>540981309
This looks like Hugh Laurie in drag.
>>540994539