I have the new face of beta. All behold lord Andrew. I have his phone number and the link to the YT video LOL
ITT: Beta Cringe
All of you kids have no fuckn idea just how delusional you are.
You want to believe there's such vague and ignorant classifications for the vast myriad of people such as alpha and beta?
Let alone that you can fit and gerenalize anyone into these stereotypes?
Do you actually think you're superior to the faggots you're laughing at?
How so, very, petty.
If anything I'm closer to a gamma, because I don't give a flying fuck what misconceptions and delusions you retards conceive in your arrogant narrow-minded shit for brains.
Im a straight edge vegan fag.
But I'm not rude. I would go hang out with those bros. Have a soda pop maybe.
I hope this guy isn't real.
No, he is bane
simple answer is:
We are beta as a nigger who cant even talk to a watermelon because hes too shy.
those are all actually pretty normal things to say, barring coming out as a bisexual on facebook. If an attractive person were to say them, no one would bat an eye.
Can rely on their own strength (but usually smart too)
Keeps potentially embarrassing things secret
Prefers to rely on brains (but that ends up backfiring)
Gets laughed at while not knowing why.
There you go.
i couldn't take this guy, super cringe/mad/rage
That guy needs to hang out with people besides his mother. He also started to talk about relationships and went on a downward spiral tangent of pathetic-ness.
The first time I posted that pic on /b/ a few people actually defended it. They basically said the guy was attractive by Indian standards and that older Indian men were typically desired by all people in the region.
This guy isn't so much beta as he is terrifying. I'm pretty sure he would kill all of us in our sleep.
Does that...anger you?
So tainted woodelves are real?
Eh, I honestly have no idea. There is just an abundance of fat nerd material on the internet.
If that guy had a decent personality and could make me laugh, he would totally have a shot. Oh, and also stopped looking like he was flaring is nostrils.
>not only are us bronies artistic
dude seems pretty much in the middle of the bell curve
OP is beta
Here's some cringe-worthy shit.
My thoughts after browsing on the pics.
For someone to be a great human being. They have to be both physically and mentally strong. Its some delicate balancing act many find difficult, and the neckbeards or fedora fags seem to not have any. They look horrible and their intellect mirrors that of a young brat crting for toys at the mall. Not sure how you guys percieve it.
less beta, more handicapped
I don't think your become 'beta' just cause you are retarded
A simple false notion that makes them think they are bad ass but in reality they are fat ass larpers.
Katanas are love, katanas are life.
The nimble and majestic katana..it hides the beta.
Do not understand, why sitting alone at the party considered as beta?
If I'm at the unknown party with one friend that drinks like crazy fuck, I'm just a tagalong with no mood
Why am I beta?
Just confirming what we already know
Probably had a lot of time to practice due to the lack of social life.
go down on right one for ~1.5 minutes get middle as slave for 30 days.
wat do /b/?
I don't know. Here's a picture of me. What do you think?
"I really don't give a good damn about sex I never will."
my friends mouse looked like that, so I grabbed a paper clip and cleaned it while he was away, he complained later that it felt different, but didnt even notice it was clean, allofmywhats
Please say you guys are fucking kidding me. I posted that pic because that meme is as old as dirt. Here is the copy pasta:
A lot of kids at school are making fun of me saying I look like a boy (I'm a girl!). My friends say it's because of my hair but I like my hair short.
What should I do? All the teasing is getting to me.
That has to be the funniest thing I have seen in my entire life...
"I don't need any friends I'm part of the darkness."
Thank you!! Jesus fuck shit! I figured he would chuckle at the meme and walk away. Apparently it legitimately confused more than a couple people. Maybe I'm more of an old fag than I thought.
Weird thing is, he has awesome prosody in his voice and sounds like a completely cool ass dude. It's what he's actually talking about that makes him beta as fuck.
I'm really confused. Why did say they were twerkin it? I see this picture constantly and I honestly don't get how it is beta, or even how it has a point besides being a weird photo shopped picture.
I thought that he was joking at first, but nah, he really is just a stupid newfag. Just like all the other cancerous assholes flooding the boards lately. I like how he was trying to be polite about it, though. He's definitely new here.
The reason is big macs.
that really fucked my sunday evening
They think they are badasses.
The only people who should own a Katana are Japs, rich guys who want display items in their living room and museums/collectors.
Anyone else is a big fag.
If you heard his voice without knowing what he was talking about and without seeing his gay hand gestures, he wouldn't seem like a weird guy. I'm talking about his prosody. Social communication has such weird constructs.
Why do bigger girls always want to cosplay as Quistis of Belldandy?
What was that, nigger?
Who thought this was a good idea?
Yeah, man. Don't fuck with his Katia or you won't be on his top 10 friends. The struggle is real.
lol i fucking know that kid and I kalways figurwed he'd show up in one of these threads. His name is andrew Yarbrough and he's a little typical girly beta kid. Im literally losing my shit right now at him having his own beta thread! Whoever you are, Arnold High's seniors of 2011 love you for posting this thread haha.
That blew my mind more than Lee Harvey Oswald blew JFK
not so much beta.. just feggat retarted
Intriguing? No, that is from too many years of watching anime and not being able to distinguish fantasy from reality. I'm worried about you, anon. Also, this is just a classic beta picture that has been floating around awhile.
I will dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes.
I have to say, cutting throw stuff is fun. I hack wood for the winter and it is hell of fun!
>I like your deformed anus hole.
My sides are gone
I know I was just thinking the same thing!
I've never understood the term "man-child" as much as right now.
oh my fucking god he does have huge titties