what's your best pickup line /b/
ill start
from 1 to America how free are you tonight
Hey Gurl!
I will take you like russians took crimea
>>540761414
dubs?
also
>>540761529
nice id
>>540761414
hi!
I wish you were a toe so I could bang you on all the furniture in my house.
"I have all this money and no one to spend it on..."
I wanna make like ice cream and go straight to your thighs
My dick just died, can i bury it in your ass?
>>540761414
fancy a fuck?
>"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
>>540761512
I want to set fire to Julie Andrews
Eey gurl, u wan sum fuk???? Xxxxx
hey bby want sum fuk?
U got kik? If not ur not a real grill go fuk urself
It's not rape if you like it
>itt every 13 year old on the Internet
>>540761414
dem tiny nipples
can I have moar?
>>540763115
*shag
>>540763012
>Inb4 feminist rage
does this smell like chloroform to you?
>>540761512
From North Korea to America, how free are you tonight
You an me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel.
>>540761414
hey gurl, want sum free drugs? These are totally not roofies, I swear on me mum.
note: no skanky bitch in the whole world would refuse free shit, especially drugs. And I mention me mum, so she knows I've got family and traditional values in mind, so these can't be roofies, right? The bitch would think
I do the Revolver Ocelot Taunt
Ey gurl, lemme holla atchoo.
Damn gurl, lemme pee in your butt.
Hasn't failed me once.
> if you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
> got a whole dictionary tattooed on my dick, so how about I put some words in your mouth
> I'll only put it in for a second
> waddup bish
>>540764064
best
>>540761414
How much does a polar bear weigh? Just enough to break the ice
Fuck you guys
>>540761414
>>540764197
garam?
>>540761414
Fuck, i remember seeing this on pornhub but i forgot the name of the video.... anyone sauce?
"My name's Bond..."
"Yeah yeah, James Bond, right?"
"Nah, Uni-Bond. I'm here to fill your crack"
my puppy squeezed out of its leash and ran off
can you help me look for him?
i think he's hiding in the park across the street...
>>540761512
is america the country in which you can't drink on the streets?
>>540766117
brit-bong here, you can't drink on the streets here either
>>540763468
justin?!?!?!?
>>540761414
that picture sums it up
>>540766287
ok...
>>540766117
Dat ID
"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"
>>540766287
Bullshit. Yes you can.
Still though,
>implying that any country is 'free'
>>540766117
I know you can in Las Vegas. I'm sure there are other places that allow it but for the most part no, public drinking/intoxication is not allowed.
>>540761414
"I'm good at licking pussies too"
>>540766662
>Bullshit. Yes you can.
Generally, you're right. But there are exclusion zones set up around certain places
>often pubs with a history of drunken disturbances
>>540761414
"Are you a beaver? Because I'm a zoophile...."
>>540767257
kek
>>540761414
"On the ground bitch or i`ll kill your fucking family!"
Surprisingly effective.
"P-please stop dancing on me that makes me uncomfortable"
>>540767463
kek 2
>>540763012
this