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what's your best pickup line /b/

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what's your best pickup line /b/
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ill start
from 1 to America how free are you tonight
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Hey Gurl!
I will take you like russians took crimea
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>>540761414
dubs?

also
>>540761529
nice id
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>>540761414
hi!
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I wish you were a toe so I could bang you on all the furniture in my house.
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"I have all this money and no one to spend it on..."
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I wanna make like ice cream and go straight to your thighs
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My dick just died, can i bury it in your ass?
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>>540761414
fancy a fuck?
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>"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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>>540761512
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I want to set fire to Julie Andrews
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Eey gurl, u wan sum fuk???? Xxxxx
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hey bby want sum fuk?
U got kik? If not ur not a real grill go fuk urself
It's not rape if you like it
>itt every 13 year old on the Internet
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>>540761414
dem tiny nipples

can I have moar?

>>540763115
*shag
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>>540763012
>Inb4 feminist rage
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does this smell like chloroform to you?
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>>540761512
From North Korea to America, how free are you tonight
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You an me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel.
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>>540761414
hey gurl, want sum free drugs? These are totally not roofies, I swear on me mum.

note: no skanky bitch in the whole world would refuse free shit, especially drugs. And I mention me mum, so she knows I've got family and traditional values in mind, so these can't be roofies, right? The bitch would think
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I do the Revolver Ocelot Taunt
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Ey gurl, lemme holla atchoo.
Damn gurl, lemme pee in your butt.

Hasn't failed me once.
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> if you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
> got a whole dictionary tattooed on my dick, so how about I put some words in your mouth
> I'll only put it in for a second
> waddup bish
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>>540764064

best
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>>540761414
How much does a polar bear weigh? Just enough to break the ice
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Fuck you guys
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>>540761414
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>>540764197
garam?
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>>540761414
Fuck, i remember seeing this on pornhub but i forgot the name of the video.... anyone sauce?
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"My name's Bond..."
"Yeah yeah, James Bond, right?"
"Nah, Uni-Bond. I'm here to fill your crack"
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my puppy squeezed out of its leash and ran off
can you help me look for him?
i think he's hiding in the park across the street...
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>>540761512
is america the country in which you can't drink on the streets?
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>>540766117
brit-bong here, you can't drink on the streets here either
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>>540763468
justin?!?!?!?
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>>540761414
that picture sums it up
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>>540766287
ok...
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>>540766117
Dat ID

"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"
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>>540766287
Bullshit. Yes you can.

Still though,
>implying that any country is 'free'
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>>540766117
I know you can in Las Vegas. I'm sure there are other places that allow it but for the most part no, public drinking/intoxication is not allowed.
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>>540761414
"I'm good at licking pussies too"
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>>540766662
>Bullshit. Yes you can.
Generally, you're right. But there are exclusion zones set up around certain places
>often pubs with a history of drunken disturbances
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>>540761414
"Are you a beaver? Because I'm a zoophile...."
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>>540767257
kek
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>>540761414
"On the ground bitch or i`ll kill your fucking family!"

Surprisingly effective.
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"P-please stop dancing on me that makes me uncomfortable"
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>>540767463
kek 2
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>>540763012
this
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