so I've got 3 of my little sisters friends over, all 13.

>>540712087
you don't cause 13yo's are going to talk about it so someone WILL find out.

>>540712329
is there really no way ?

>>540712678
No. No way.

You'd be stupid to hook up with that girl.

It's not worth it. 13 y/o are notorious for not being able to keep their mouths shut.

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Water's wet. Sky's blue. Girls are incapable of keeping a secret. Who gives a fuck?

she's gonna talk. but if u succeed who cares. just says she's lying and live with the fact that you're a pedo.

>>540712823
fuck. that blows, this bitch has a serious booty on her. really just want to get a couple feels in maybe a handjob

the question though, is how would I go about luring her in ?

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take it from a sex offender.

not. fucking. worth it.

do it anyways OP. don't be a faggot.

>>540712678

Just do it faget

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>>540712087
look man if there's grass in the infield play ball

>>540712087
the real question op is whos in the pic, and do you have moar

OP

just rub one out

you wont even care anymore

>>540712087
Do it any way. Tell us what town and state you live in first so we can see it on the news though.

Post pics to satisfy /b/

Don't bother, you'll get caught. If you WANT to fuck up the rest of your life then go ahead!

>>540712087
sneak a pic and share OP. we'll let you know if she's worth the ass raping you'll get in jail.

>>540713625
This. If you fap and still want her, that is LOVE, nigger.

>>540712087

no pussy is worth the jail time, just rape her in an alley and leave no evidence

>>540712087
Just fuck your sister, im sure its like the same thing

KEEP MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH HER BRO AND GIVE HER ATTENTION AND BE REAL MATURE. Stay real laid back and act like you already have her and YOLO. Push comes to shove she will be on you like white on rice but I dont think it will happen over night.

>>540713259
what is your story ?

>>540712087
post pics to see if shes worthy of giving you /b/s godly advice

>>540714082
>>540715067
Listen to these guys OP

>>540714770
and man, I can't just go hangout with my sisters friends. how could I get her alone ?

>>540715340
dude, she'll tell your sister for sure.
Stop being stupid.

>>540715340
wait til she is alone. wait until she goes to the bathroom or goes into the kitchen to get a glass of water or wahtever

When she is alone just tell her she looks nice and then give her the dick. If you're good looking just spark a convo with her and you'll hit it off. trust

>>540714642
This.

>>540715340
it's friday, you're home, and bored.
all the excuse you need to hang out with them.

>>540713391
And if there isnt just play in the mud

See you on the front page of BUSTED

if you really want to grab her ass, do something stupid like pretend to turn around and push her by accident, and catch her with one hand on her ass. or back up into her with your hand by her ass. I don't see what the difficulty in "accidentally" touching her ass is.

be chill don't be obvious, crack jokes run court, engage physically but not stupidly, forearm that shit lol, end of night isolate and gg profit.

That ass is totally worth a try though man, be gently with her :p

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>>540712087
Hi there OP.
why don't you have a seat over there.

>>540717112
omg this uy is the funniest. ive never seen this level of funny before.

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>>540717112
I smell newfag.

>>540717112
I almost pissed my pants dude HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>540713625 This is life tip. Ive been saved from embarrasing situations doing this

>>540717824
Arent his maymays the trillest xD

>>540715037
fucked a virgin QT 3.14 redhead
told me she was 17, turned out to be 14 and her daddy found out. damn shame, too, she was gf material

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>>540718129
>>540718129

>14 yrs old

>gf material

i take it youre not very smart?

>>540717112
Whoooo hooo! lap slappin good laugh dere mate

>>540715340
Give her a ride somewhere. Just take your sister and her to places all the time. If they become best friends you will have a way better chance of gettin her. Why not this summer vacation work on that. Take her with your sister to the movies/mall/theme park and so on. She will grow to love you and have a crush maybe? Just treat her like shes your age

>>540713625
fuck that, it will work for now but when you're horny tomorrow you'll regret not pedo-ing up. Think about that tight vag OP

>>540718706
>thought she was 17
>found out she was 14

I think anon is onto something here.

If you are in the States or Western Europe don't do it. You're gonna go to prison.

Although I am a firm believer in a 13 yr old being able to make her own decisions aka. being able to consent, it won't be worth it in the long run.

You say she has friends, that means she is most likely a FB broad whose all over Instagram, etc.. Do you think if you fucked her her hipster ass would't some how get people knowing about it online? Which would spread to real life?

They don't allow the girl to testify in court and they will fry your ass if you ever have to face a judge about this which in this day in age will happen.

>>540715970
>>540715970
this

>>540718957
>>540718957

also wtf do you talk to a 14 year old about?

justin bieber?

one direction?

her freshman volleyball team?

how hard algebra 1 is?

>>540718706
if she wasn't 14, I mean.

aside from lying about her age to sleep with me, which is arguably a plus, she was really chill, and intelligent. Not much turns me on to a grill more than being able to hold a decent conversation and not having to dumb shit down or explain references constantly. I assume most guys here know dat feel.

>>540719304
Literally EVERYTHING else was okay... until you said "chill". Go die in a fire after losing all your money you faggot nigger piece of shit. You deserved everything you got.

>>540719304
also, firm C-cups, a tout ass, and fair skin. She's 18 now, and fucking a she's a looker

>>540713016
post pics

>>540719129
>oh, hey femanon, you look hot tonight
>she giggles and blushes a little, "thanks, you too"
>tell her you're going to go do something big kids do, be kind of pretentious
>she'll ask to join you
>say sure, but you cant tell anyone
>get her naked through cliché sex story small talk
the rest is profit, until you go to jail and get raped in the ass a bunch,

>>540719708
"chill" as in didn't talk about typical girl school drama shit

That's a child you sick fuck.

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>>540713016
>>540712678
fuck that nigga OP dont listen to him

Dear OP, Post picture of her so we know what you're dealing with. Thank you,

>>540719778
are you from south eastern Michigan?

>>540720014
You could fill books of better words. lrn ur engrish

>>540720127
no, also, provide pics of grill in question

>>540720119
Second

>>540720086
Are you... familiar with this site? Are you sure you didn't mean to type Reddit in your Bing search bar, faggot?

>>540720127
OP you son of a bitch I need to fap tonight

shes 13, even if there would be a way that nobody would ever know she probably wouldnt agree to have sex with you so you'd have to rape her

>>540720546
your edge is getting dull there m9

>>540712087
heres what you do...ok? ok...

you make a phone call. Simple as fuck to do. right? the number you call is
(18 00) 2255324

tell them you have sexual designs for this girl whos younger than your 18 years of age, and want to know how to seduce her.

they'll quick fuck give you the info you need.
worked for me. it'll work for you.

>>540719778
>fucked her when she was 14
>she's 18 now
>confirmed faggot if you don't fuck again

If she's 18 now then tap that, or is she turned off by the whole pedo-list thing?

>>540720295

no access to them right now, I'll believe you though

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>>540720916
>sexual designs
>designs

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>>540720916

That's not my phone # though.

>>540720119
Still waiting

update: they left the house to go get snacks, girl in question is going to buy me some shit, told her to suprise me with a wink. Ill try and gnab a photo of her ass when they get back

>>540721216
Bringing flavored condoms

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>>540721216
> with a wink.
wow OP is always a faggot

>>540719129
I'm in precalc you piece of shit.

>>540721216

>not driving them

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>>540720916
1800CallFBI... totally not sketch or anything.

>>540720963
can't legally contact her until probation is over.

Got 5 years probation and sex offender registry along with probation, this is year 4. 1st offender, so my record gets expunged after sentence is over so long as I don't violate probation.

>>540716019
>top kek

>>540721410
nigger if I had a car I would take them.

>>540721216
Do it OP. I believe.

>>540721410
OP doesn't have a driving license
>inb4 they get abducted

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>>540721394
Anon confessing to being a 14 year old in precalc?

>>540721450
aww you caught me...

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>>540713259

>>540713259
go and die

>>540712087
WTF man, just plain asking for conviction. Just sign away your anus now mate.

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>>540721394

>>540721551
I expect to see you anon in 1 year making a thread about this love story where you fucked a girl when she was 14, then got 5 years probation and the party van but you fucked her after the 5 years too. That will be the day OP wasn't a faggot

>>540721551
It was worth it right?
At least you got to fuck a 14 year old.
I got 3 year probation and 10 years on the sex offender registry for jerking off in front of the maid and trying to sleep with the whore

Snap some candids, bro

>>540721623

Piece of shit not even with a car. How can you care for her with no car?

I was 22 and hooking up with a 13 year old (cousins friend). Shit was cash, sort of. Girls that age are crazy, usually not worth putting your dick in crazy.

>>540721623
Buy them cigarettes OP. That always gets the b8 to bite.

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>>540721394
the fuck, man

>>540721216
>I'll bump for that ass

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>>540722175
stfu faggot bitch

>>540721904
>>Be on /b/
>>not wanting to fuck 14 year olds

Get out moral/newfag candy ass

>>540722292
hhahahaha

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>>540722460

>>540722194
I second this fucking girls underage sometimes you get a really mature one and sometimes you get bat shit crazy ones

>>540721394
>>540722292
what even

>>540722292
newfag alert

>>540722009
that would be epic as fuck, but I'm actually married now. my wife is just as much of a qt, not as smart or laid back though. she makes up for it with great money management and cooking. we bought a house and paid off both our cars in a years time.

>>540722027
no way man, not worth it in the least. I have caught so much hell from this, not to mention I can't drink or smoke weed at all. (well, I drink, but I have to be careful)

>>540722763
the worst thing about fucking 13 year olds is their mom, right?

>>540722334
>faggot bitch
>mad that he doesn't have a car
>newfaq/underage detected

>>540722923
hey, marriage didn't stop Bill Clinton did it?

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>>540722292
>>540721394
>>same id
my sides

just start talking to them more, like all of her friends if they come over, then eventually talk to da booty girl more often than the others if it happens it wont happen right away

>btw do i count as a pedo im 18 with a 15yo gf she will be 16 in the summer
>and i yes i have fucked her a few times

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>>540722923
dude, you fucked a 14 year old girl's pussy. that's amazing, well done.

post pics of said girls

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If you want to do it and get away with it, you HAVE to become her friend. A really good friend. Treat her like one of your friends, your age and it'll happen.

Now this could take a few months, but this way your chance of getting caught go way down. If you don't care about getting caught or can't wait, you could do it in a weekend just by giving her a ride, getting her drunk, etc.

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>>540723097
dude i'm 22 i just don't give a fuck about a driving license

>>540723249
I fucked a 13yr pussy when I was 18yr..she liked that. They parents have knew and did nothing.

Yep.

>>540723210
It's like reverse hollowing in Dark Souls

>>540723160
you have a point...
I do love my wife though, but if things ever go south, bet your ass I'll be up in dem guts

>>540723464
>>540723464

are you bragging?

this is just embarrassing to be honest.

i know this is /b/ but you don't brag about banging a 13 year old to your friends in real life.

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>>540723464
cool, im jelly

>>540722979
I never got to 13 only 15 but i imagine so mine had mommy and daddy issues she would have made the perfect sub but she looked awful so i decided to not pursue her further. Not to mention she had fucked many more people than just me and i could tell since i could stick my entire fist into her wizard sleeve.

I'm gonna get some bomb pics of her ass when they get back, just be patient /b/

>>540723235
no but youre a normalfag scum gtfo

>>540723841
nigga you better

>>540723909
>>540723841
this

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>>540723841
God speed my little nigger

OP lives in a fantasyworld with no consequences. He thinks it's easy to ask "so how do I do this (whatever insane action) without anyone finding out?"

They're going to find out. Some, if not all of them, will find out and talk about it to other people. Best advice, stop being a pathetic beta trolling around for 13yo tail. You're 18. What's wrong with you? Find legal girls already.

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>>540723841
OP better deliver

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>>540724020
what the fuck are you doing off a blue board faggot white knight

>>540723682

« i know this is /b/ but you don't brag about banging a 13 year old to your friends in real life. »

I did it. I told them. They had laugh at me a little bit. They are still good friends 5 years later.

#canada

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>>540723815

>>540722979

At the start the mom hated me and called the cops on me (almost get fucked but smooth talked my way right the fuck out of the interrogation room. The best part was later on the mom was begging me to be with her daughter because she realized I was actually helping her...I left and she went to these other older guys that just gave her drugs and raped/fucked her all the time and got her pregnant and shit. Kinda shitty because I actually cared about her but shit happens when you stick your dick in crazy.

I truly believe that 98% of people posting in this thread have never even communicated with a woman. or in this case.....girl...fucking pedos....

>>540712087
i have had the same problems, depends on maturity level. if she can keep a secret and if you htink she would feel bad telling your sister id say go for it.

>>540723841
can you spy on their showers?

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>>540724473
I talk to my dog and it's a girl.... does that count?

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>>540724452
ah yes my ex girlfriend was a whore too before i was with her

>>540723841

inb4 he doesn't deliver because it's Digorno.

>>540712087
>>540712087
>>540712087
4chan.com is monitored by Law Enforcement. Your thread has been reported and your i.p has been logged and your house has been found. See you in court.

>>540722979
In my case it was her friend's mom

>inb4 ops sis calls him and says theyre just gonna stay at her friends house for the night

>>540724835
Fuck off faggot

>>540724835
Your moms monitored by my dick

>>540724452
"smooth talked my way right the fuck out of the interrogation room." I'm going to call bullshit right there. Unless you're in like one of the most lenient states ever, you're living in a fucking Disney movie.

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>>540724835
>Law Enforcement
hahahahahahahahah

>>540724452
>smooth talked the way out of the interrogation room
>talked

role-playing faggot detected.

Nigger, you say shit in that room that even remotely sounds like you might have thought about having sex/ doing sexual things/ even french kissing an underage girl, especially at that age, they have all they need.

my advice, if you're EVER in a police interrogation, you say one word, and one word only.

"attorney"

>>540724835
Yeah fuck off cunt. there is no cops on /b/

>>540725109
thats ridiculous, no cop on this earth will have any sympathy for a guy who rapes a 14 year old..cos thats what it is..rape!

So no you didn't smooth talk anything.

troll faggot is faggot troll.

>>540725162
That picture..Is it from tweeter?

>>540723841
>left your house
>hasn't set up hidden cameras in the shower

What are you waiting for faggot?

>>540724835
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>Faggot

>>540725378
I dont know, man. Its from 4chan

>>>540725323 (You)
>>>540724835 (You)
Samefags

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>>540725327
You tagged the wrong post, nigger. Try again,

>>540725404
>>540723841
fucking this nigger

>>540725198
this is the one time I can say
"trust me, I'm a sex offender"
and it actually sound trustworthy.

...fml

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>>540724835
>4chan.com
>.com

>>540725458
WTF a 4chan glitch, it says those post are me

>>540725458
learn to I.D faggot

>>540725458
>>540725323
>>540724835
You're a fucking faggot.

>>540725678
>being this new.

or trolling, can't tell anymore.

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>>540725678

they are taking forever, sorry /b/rethren.

>>540725458
>>>>540725323 (You)
>>>>540724835 (You)
>Samefags

but.... those aren't me. i've only posted one thing in this thread....
are multiple people getting the same IDs somehow?

only thing i posted was >>540715970

>>540725871
Post pictures of your 18 year old dick in the mean time

>>540725871
setup hidden cams in bathroom bro hurry

>>540725926
Not this. Post pictures of their panties they probably brought in their bags.

>>540725930
This

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>>540725871
it's all good

OP I understand your lust but don't even entertain the fantasy. Yes you've seen the teen and loli threads and irl underaged eye candy but bro it's not worth the thought.

>>540725812
>>540725827
lol c'mon niggers
My Style is tomorrow, I just wanted to see what it was like to troll, just for a min.

>>540725930
They're probably not going to have a shower. Put one in the bathroom in case they get changed, and put one in the bedroom too

>>540725109
>>540725198
>>540725327

Her mom only saw us hugging one time and called the cops. They took her phone and then called me and I willingly went in to talk to them. The only "proof" they had were a couple texts from her phone that were inappropriate. I didn't have my phone on me and simply told them I didn't send those texts and I never have done anything with her and they harassed me for a while until I just responded "my lawyer has advised me to not say anything on the matter without him present." The whole point of being interrogated is for the cops to get information from you, anything you say WILL be used against you.

So I guess you might not consider that smooth talking, but I still got out of it. Believe what you will.

When i was 20 I fucked my friends 14 year old sister off and on for a while.

Started one night when he had a party, it was like 4am and everyone had either passed out or gone home. I was alone trying to fall asleep when his sister came downstairs "cause she needed something". I was hammered and horny as hell and had always wanted to boink her, so I started flirting with her and before long she was sitting next to me naked in nothing but booty shorts.

Fucking raw dogged that lil hoe on the fold-out couch in the basement hard. She wasn't a virgin but that shit was tiiiiight. Pleasure wise, some of the best pussy I've ever had.

This continued every once in a while, but I stopped when she was home alone one day giving me head and her mom came home early. I literally had to jump out the back window like the main character in some sort of cheesy 80s coming of age movie.

Still really close friends with the guy to this day, and when I'm at his place sometimes I'll see his sister. I think she's like 17 now and dating one of her high school friends. She always smiles and blushes when I'm around. She seems to have developed into a fine young woman.

>>540725404
who takes a shower at their friend's house for a one-night sleepover?

he'd just have to see his parents naked and possibly his sister

>>540726086
>but that's wrong

There's only one way. Fuck her, kill her, dump her body in a dumpster.

>>540726376
like this "18 yo" has tiny hidden cams.
I request proof of age and timestap

OP CLAIMING I.D

>>540726376
Rape them faggot

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>>540726394
That's not smooth talking that's lack of evidence, dumbass. But you have made it a little more believable you you at least have that.

>>540712087
piece of advice. she's a female. she will talk to someone.

>>540726426
>possibly his sister
WIN

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>>540726718
>implying that you neckbeards know what females are

>>540721040
CHIEF??

>>>540726623 (You)
newfag

>>540722923
I fucked a 14 year old twice. No repercussions this far and she's 18 now.

OP, tell her something embarrassing that isn't true and tell her not to tell anyone else. If your sister or another friend confronts you about it, you know you can't trust her.

>>540726957 (You)
>>540726623 (You)
>>540725694 (You)
>>540725458 (You)
>>540724835 (You)
samefags

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>>540726918

>>540727113
This guy ^ my nigga

>>540727161
>>540726957

dude, wtf are you doing, samefagging and then calling samefag on yourself?

Are you trying to troll? I think its past your bedtime.

>>540727161
Do you have autism?

fuck she came in and has been sitting down the entire time, how can I get her to move so I can get some creep pshots

>>540725678
gr8 b8 m8

>>540727490

tell her to grab something that she'll have to bend over to get or something like that. get creative you fucktard.

>>>540727309 (Me)
>>>540727348 (You)
samefags

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>>540727309
hahahahahaha

>>540727348
>not ignoring autists
>2014

>>540727240
shitty advice

>>540727490
1. Take her by her shirt/tanktop
2. Forcibly rip off clothes.
3. Take pictures.
4. Insert dick.
5. Take pictures of girl with dick in her.
6. Move to Russia.
7. Enjoy life.

>>540727490
Tell her to get the fuck up or you'll kick her head in.

Works like a charm.

>>540727490
Lurking for pics

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>>540718741
tons of this. Just be like yo, I'm goin to 711 y'all wanna roll or whatever. Instant cred, ez play. I just waited 4 years until mine was legal though, and then tore it up like the biz baz. But you do you.

>>540727490
What did she get you?

>>540727490
Put a penny on the ground in front of her

>>540727490
just tell her to get up. tell her to go get you something or something. she's a 13 year old girl not a U.S. Army general

>>540727161
>>540727683
pls die

mous (ID: mXyyC219) 04/04/14(Fri)20:13:54 UTC-8 No.540726918
Replies: >>540727176 >>540721040
CHIEF??>>
Anonymous (ID: kGBD0Opa) 04/04/14(Fri)20:14:08 UTC-8 No.540726957
Replies: >>540727161 >>540727309>>>540726623 (You)
newf>
Anonymous (ID: F7PUQup1) 04/04/14(Fri)20:14:18 UTC-8 No.540726978

>>540722923
I fucked a 14 year old twice. No repercussions this far and she's 18 now.

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Anonymous (ID: 7mhBnK+E) 04/04/14(Fri)20:15:21 UTC-8 No.540727113
Replies: >>540727240

OP, tell her something embarrassing that isn't true and tell her not to tell anyone else. If your sister or another friend confronts you about it, you know you can't trust her.

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Anonymous (ID: kGBD0Opa) 04/04/14(Fri)20:15:41 UTC-8 No.540727161
Replies: >>540727309 >>540727348

>>540726957 (You) (You)
>>540726623 (You)
>>540725694 (You) (You)
>>540725458 (You) (You)
>>540724835 (You) (You)
samefags
>>540727113
This guy ^ my nigga>>
Anonymous (ID: sY1q/7Yt) 04/04/14(Fri)20:16:44 UTC-8 No.540727309
Replies: >>540727683 >>540727691
>>540727161 (You)
>>540726957 (You) dude, wtf are you doing, samefagging and then calling samefag on yourself?
Are you trying to troll? I think its past your bedtime.>>Anonymous (ID: t5+F1Kkb) 04/04/14(Fri)20:16:59 UTC-8 No.540727348
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Anonymous (ID: XDfFBp3t) 04/04/14(Fri)20:17:53 UTC-8 No.540727490
Replies: >>540727682 >>540727693 fuck she came in and has been sitting down the entire time, how can I get her to move so I can get some creep pshots
>>Anonymous (ID: Z0/FkcIa) 04/04/14(Fri)20:18:03 UTC-8 No.540727523

>>540725678
gr8 b8 m8

>>540727886
>tfw no qt 13yo army general to send me off to die in unnecessary war
life could be amusing, but no.

>>540728078
The fuck is wrong with you?

I'm getting that to it's saying I'm making posts I've not made

Posting from my iPhone

>>540726394
still calling bullshit.
you're a goddamn faggot, and those inappropriate texts get you locked up for "enticing a minor for indecent purposes". simply owning a phone as long as it's not reported missing with questionable material or evidence is grounds for incarceration. they couldn't hold you long on that, but long enough to issue a warrant to search everything you own.

>>540728078
dude ur the master baiter!
>xd

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>>540728198
he never had a girlfriend

>>540728198
Just filter him and ignore
>inb4 how2filtr
>get 4chanx

>>540727490
throw gummy bears on the floor in front of her

bitch got me Doritos and im not even in the room with them, they kicked me out cause they were talking about girl stuff

>>540726394
You should of told the cops that reading your texts is punishable by death and executed them, then impeach Obama and rule the world

>>540712329
yes and no.

yes, and even stupid guys do this shit (all them hot pedo teachers getting busted... fucking amateurs).

and no, because everyone knows that skank that is above and beyond the normal skank, and knows she's willing to fuck and keep her mouth shut about it without ruining it. I knew one when I was 15 and she was 13. Bitch loved the cock, but no one knew just how many guys she fucked.

>>540727490
Drop a prime assbreeze.

>>540723841
Rolling for show her this thread

inb4 van

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>>540728460
>they kicked me out
HAHA
i bet they were talking about your dick

>>540712087
Hey faggot, are you gonna deliver or not?

>>540712087
>how do I hook up with my sisters 13 year old friend without anyone finding out
There's your problem. she's 13, so if you get her friends to fawn over you, she will naturally do the same. Who cares if her friends find out, and if your relationship with your sister is good enough, it shouldn't matter if she finds out either. Whats the problem?

Go grab a beer, smoke a J in the living room, and listen to some loud music. That will draw there attention.

>>540728460
OP you best start delivering soon. the natives are getting restless

>>540728460
Emerge out the room in the nude and tackle one of them, then tie up and take pics

report back sergeant sperg

>>540728420 (You)
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>>540728198 (You)
>>540728078 (You)
>>540727962 (You)
>>540727886 (You)
>>540727874 (Obama)
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>>540727797 (Moot)
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>>540727309 (You)
>>> (You)
>Anonymous (ID: sY1q/7Yt) 04/04/14(Fri)20:16:44 UTC-8 No.5407273
D: svswYOju) 04/04/14(Fri)20:15:49 UTC-8 No.540727176
Replies: >>540728078
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NEWFAGS

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OP wont deliver.

>>540728689
That's actually a good idea.

>>540728460

You couldn't please none of them anyway you fucking pathetic pleb.

>>540728420
good plan, thiswillwork/10
or just post pictures of gummy bears

>>540728490
>prime assbreeze
prime kek

>>>540728078(My Mom)
>>>540727962(Nigger)

How does it feel knowing this girl would fuck me over any of you?

I'm not saying I'm better than you or anything, I'm just saying that if it ever came to a point of time in our lives where all of us were in a room together with her and she was horny and wanted to fuck one of us that she'd choose to fuck me over any of you.

>>540728729
Instead:

Enter the room with only a sock over your cock. And ask where your clothes are. Insist they help you.

>>540728891
extremely this
OP is a faggot
s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-13yearsofAGE

>One has a huge fucking ass but I believe has a boyfriend.
Um... so? Most hot girls do, that doesn't mean you back off. Same as with overprotective parents and police.

Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.

>>540729041
That just means the FBI will want sloppy seconds with you be my guest.

>>540712087
>>540712087
>>540712087
Usually when men go for younger girls like OP its because they are afraid they cannot satisfy a real grown woman. op needs to be in prison

>>540729015
Wow you are actually right
I am a nigger

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>>540729041
I bet she would buddy.

>>540729041
What the fuck are you talking about nigger

>>540729068
Just walk in there naked OP yolo
Whats the worse that can happen
They will probably just laugh about it

>>540728689
Do this OP, assuming you arent a pleb and have no beer or weed

DUDE BRO MAN JUST GET A PIC OF THIS LITTLE SLUTS BADONKADONK ALREADY IM STARTIN' TO LOSE MY HARD ON

>>540729242
Knew it. High five buddy, i'm mixed.

fuck boy's this is really pissing me off. I'm not getting their attention so no booty pics for now. I'm not giving up though, I'm either delivering with pics or fucking this 13 year old's huge ass

>>540729467
C'MON JUST ASK HER

she'll think it's hot as fuck

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>>540729218
HEAVEN HAS SPOKEN!!!

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>>540729467
So far it's just words...

>>540729467
You should draw them out of the room by ordering pizza or just post cheese pizza.

>>540729467
I like your attitude OP. Will continue to monitor thread.

>>540727309
dude, wtf are you doing, samefagging and then calling samefag on yourself?

Are you trying to troll? I think its past your bedtime.

>>540729467
Never capitulate

>>540729467

ok man but the next opportunity you have to grab a pic of her ass you gotta go for it.

>>540727962 (You)
>>540727161 (You)
>>540727683 (You)
pls die

>>540729467
get their attention faggot, get naked

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>>540712087
Show her your rock collection, procede to show her your rock hard cock.

>>540729467
post a pic with timestamp of her sitting down or gtfo

Anonymous (ID: dNhghcnS) 04/04/14(Fri)20:22:43 UTC-8 No.540728198
Replies
>>540728198
>>540728078
The fuck is wrong with you?

>>540729467
show us you bitch

>>540729467
quit fuckin around OP

>>540729451
riiiight cool.
>>540729467
Hey fuck the ass pics...
take a pic period with the girls in the back. prove its you by having 1 of your fingers in the top of the pic.

>>540729467
show us fb pix

>>540730005
Anonymous (ID: Cmz7rMrn) 04/04/14(Fri)20:36:19 UTC-8 No.540730093
Anonymous (ID: t5+F1Kkb) 04/04/14(Fri)20:35:44 UTC-8 No.540730012
Anonymous (ID: kGBD0Opa) 04/04/14(Fri)20:35:41 UTC-8 No.540730005
Anonymous (ID: PRbeV8CH) 04/04/14(Fri)20:35:20 UTC-8 No.540729963
>>540729934
>Anonymous (ID: 51zblPvb) 04/04/14(Fri)20:35:08 UTC-8 No.540729934
Anonymous (ID: svswYOju) 04/04/14(Fri)20:34:53 UTC-8 No.540729887
Anonymous (ID: sY1q/7Yt) 04/04/14(Fri)20:34:10 UTC-8 No.540729807
Anonymous (ID: kGBD0Opa) 04/04/14(Fri)20:33:25 UTC-8 No.540729707
Anonymous (ID: qYaZs2iB) 04/04/14(Fri)20:33:24 UTC-8 No.540729703
Anonymous (ID: 8Qm6KNUp) 04/04/14(Fri)20:33:23 UTC-8 No.540729698
Anonymous (ID: wSWFXhoU) 04/04/14(Fri)20:33:22 UTC-8 No.540729695

>>540730272
This

>>540730272
wait true

THE ASS MUST BE ON FB

>be 18
>Be this afternoon
>be enjoying a shower
>hear banging on door
>14 year old Sister wants shower
>Tell her I won't be long
>She says she's in a a hurry
>Like my sister so tell her I'll be as quick as I can
>Door opens
>"Sorry bruv. That's too long"
>Door closes
>ohshit.jpg
>Hear movement in room
>Shower door opens
>Sister completely naked
>Incredible. to die for body
>"move over"
>speechless
>starts washing her body like I'm not there
>keeps throwing smiles at me
>"Pass shampoo" "Pass soap"
>"can you wash my back?"
>Washing back 20 boners on the verge of showing themselves
>Eyes half closed as I'm under the water stream
>She turns around. before I know what's going on. I'm washing her tiny titties.
>Open eyes. she's rinsing her hair, smiling widely as I lather her tits
>Boner says hello
>touched her belly just above her pussy
>Looks down
>"I always knew you had a big cock"
>Finishes rinsing hair.
>Tenderly grabs cock
>Kisses me on mouth for longer than I'd call normal for siblings
>Strokes cock
>lets go
>Gets out of shower, dries off. Grabs clothes
>"See you later"
WTYF just happened.

>yfw you will never have crazy sex with a qt3.14 sister and her friends

>>540730564
More?

huh

>>540730564
nice fantasy bro

>>540730564
fuck you faghety i hoeo you die in a fucking hole.

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>>540730564

>>540730917
WELP, THREAD OVER

>>540730917
Goddamnit.

>540730917
Fuck off you disgusting piece of shit. Kill yourself.

>>540730917
obviously 18

>>540730917
Oh shit my nigga

>>540730917
Uh oh

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>>540730917
LEL

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>>540730917

Whoa pedo

>>540730917
that girl looks underage..

>>540730917
QUICK SOMEONE START A NEW THREAD

OP make another thread when you get pics

>>540730917
Well there goes the fuckign thread.

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>>540730917

>>540730917
samefag

>>540730917
well fuck

it was like a thousand cries for ass pics were all silenced at once

>>540730917
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZlOeKbILs0

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>>540730917

new thread quick

You're 18
>be alpha
>kick door open
>knock out everyone except qt 3.14
>force sexual contact
>don't forget pics
Is it that hard OP?

>>540729467
dont be a pussy

>>>540730917(Faggot)#
gj bro

So now that that's gone, lets see some 14 y/o booty OP

>>540730564
*FYI Parents have gone away for the weekend (Rekindling the old fires) & will not be back till tomorrow morning. It’s just my sister (Tasha), my little brother (Tommy) & Myself at home.
*I need to talk to Tasha about what happened earlier.
*She comes back from meeting her friends, A couple of hours later. well I just met her in the kitchen and came straight out with it "Hey"
"Hey"
"Good night?"
"Yeah, pretty good (goes off into talking about her friends I neither know nor care about)"
"Listen. I want to ask you..."
"I'm sorry about the shower thing. Dunno why I did that. I've never seen one for real before"
"Yes you have, you used to see mine all the time when we were kids"
"Well, yeah. but it never used to be so... It never looked like that before "
"And the kiss?" (She went bright red at this point)
"well. I'd never touched a dick. so I thought. I've never kissed a man either, so thought I'd give it a go"
Looks up at me "am i a good kisser?"
"Couldn't really say. I haven't done that much kissing either, but the shock kinda numbed everything. It wasn't horrible, if that helps"
She starts fixing herself a cup of tea "So why did you come in the shower with me anyway? Didn't you feel awkward about it?"
"Not really, we normally share everything, and I really was in a hurry, so i thought why not? Thought it might cheer you up. i'm always catching you looking at my arse"
Honestly wasn't aware I did this, but thinking back. yes I do. A lot. So we chat for a bit longer. Now she's curled up on the sofa with a cup of tea watching Dancing on ice. Shit went better than expected. no idea what's going to happen after this.
"Wait a minute. why did you let me touch your tits?"
"Same reason. I've never had anyone except me touch them before"
"And?"
"And what?"
"and how was it?"
(bright red) "Tingly"
"Tingly?"
"very"
Pitching a massive tent right now, and bursting for a piss. the walk to the toilet may be awkward

>>540712087
youre trying to do something with little teen girls and you expect no one to find out? you really think shes never gonna say anything? do you just know absolutely nothing about women?

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>>540730917
Meanwhile, at Anon's house........

>>540730917
This is hilarious. Mods are really tonguing anus right now.

>>540731553
>4chan
>women
pick one faggot

>>540732062
Stop posting illegal shit you autistic faggot.

>>540731543
dude ask her to suck your dick

post got deleted, anyone saved it?

>>540724835
two things
first this is 4chan.org .com is a search thing site
second since he has not laid a finger on her the judge cannot convict for pedo charges
p.s. you're a newfag

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>>540732521

>>540732475
>>540732475

it wasn't pics of the 13 year olds big ass tard it was CP some fucktard posted

>>540732062
repost. the whole thing
burn the world

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lol this thread haha gus look at this

>>540732661
Still shoulda saved it..

>>540732809
>implying no one did

>>540732661
welp. OP is still a faggot then.