All right, you all now how to do mad libs, so here's how it's gonna go down:
I'm going to take the first word that works for the current category, then I'll post the whole thing when it's done.
For example, if I need a verb I will only take a verb and nothing else. Once I have the verb I wait until the next required type of word shows up. I won't tell you what type of word I need unless it's very specific.
First word is a relative (ie: father)
It is done.
I am having a(n) Sticky time at camp. The counselour is Lubricated and the food is Hairy. I met Hitler and we became Overstretched friends. Unfortunately, Hitler is Rhadamanthine and I Raped my Testicles so we couldn`t go Nigging like everybody else. I need more Dildos and a Eggroll sharpener, so please Niggerly Pummel more when you Pumping back.
William Shakespeare is regarded by scholars and sex slaves alike as the greatest playwright and wolf to ever put pen to toronto niggers. Although he wrote in his native spleen, Shakespeare has been translated into twelve different bees and his plays and poems are painfully read and performed everywhere in the world. Hamlet's soliloquy -- which begins "To be or not to be, that is the Mars," -- has been delivered on stage by more dry actors than any other racist evening ever written.
Among Shakespeare's greatest plays are Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, The table of Venice, King Claus, A Midsummer Night's moustache, and The Taming of the cock. We could go on, but we must leave. As Romeo said to Juliet, "Parting is such huge sorrow."
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Dorner Nigger,
Will you let me kill your pussy? Ever since I laid assholes on Jenny, I have molested madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the car of my dildos and that someday we will sodomize happily ever after. I have a vibrator as a sex slave that pays $69 each month. I promise to fist Jenny with kindness and respect.
Fill every space with fart
I think we did well there. Ok guys, our next one starts with an adverb
In order to wash your face britishly, you must wet your shit in warm cum. Then, fart it across your face 12 times. This will wash off any remaining dildos. When you are done you should shit on the cloth in red water to clean it. You should also wash your face with a horse cock to keep it smooth and shiny. This will keep also keep away butt poops. Don`t worry. It is normal to experience Multiple Sclerosis the first time you try this. Consult your mechanic if you break out in rectums. This works well on your fallopian tubes too!
Ok this will be a short one. I need a plural noun to start us off.
And we're off to a great start, next I need an occupation
In the book War of the niggers, the main character is an anonymous gynecologist who records the arrival of elephants in Afghanistan. Needless to say, havoc reigns as the elephants continue to rape everything in sight, until they are killed by the common man tits.
Ok homie, this next one is called My True Fantasy. Let's do this. Gimme a a verb.
Now I need three body parts. Dis gun be gud.
Ok last one /b/ros, gimme a number.
One day, I was wrestling on the sidewalk when I cunt-punched Lezzlie Chow. Gosh, how horny those dookie-colored eyes are. I started ear shitting because that was my crush.
That night, I shook it to The Crushinator. How it would be if we were crusty together. How it would be if we had sex..
The next day, I ass-pissed the guts to pound Anne Frank over to my house. We licked, and she seemed interested in me. I realized that I had been staring at her pretty anus the whole time. I asked her if she wanted to come to my room. She looked at me quizzically, but said she would anyways. When we got in my room, she put her dick biscuit on my chode and said that she loved me since we first met. My heart started to do jumping jacks, and I told Veronica Wobblydick the same. Suddenly, my long johns went up and I asked her if she wanted to see more of me. She said yes. She slowly unzipped my fedora as I unbuttoned her long underwear and undid her penis cap. Those prostate were so perfect. She took off my trenchcoat and we got on the bed when we were naked. We had the best sex ever. It lasted 10^69 minutes. I was so happy.
Now we go out every week, and have sex every time we get home.
>She slowly unzipped my fedora
>she but her dick biscuit on my chode
More sexy madlipbs guize? Gimme a name.