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New Zealand(NZ) thread

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New Zealand(NZ) thread
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Palmerston North reporting in
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aukland fag hea
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why are IDs even back?
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i got weed, in brooklyn wellington
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>>539408762
Ponies.
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>>539411534
what's that?
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>>539411534
autistic faggot
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Rangiora reporting in.
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West Auckland fag, diesels and weed before work again tomorrow
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There was already a thread before.

Why did you create a new one and not bump that one?
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Timaru here. fuck it's a shit town.
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Stewart Island reporting in
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Seven Days was funny.

I smoke this shit and get high.

Quake city bitches, just got out of the psych ward awwwww yeaaaaa time to fuck some disgusting ch ch whores
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>>539415720
Chorus actually installed net for you guys? Good on you Chorus.
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reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body
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>>539416678
This is true, anyone selling in Dunedin?
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hamilton reporting in

just moved here and i dont know anyone, sort of need weed too
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>>539416884
Go to the bottle store and meet the local dealer, it's Hamilton

Captcha = Successes Tereffac , 4chan knows Hamilton
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>>539417110
which one
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>>539416884
What area of Hamilton?
Dinsdale over here
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>>539417305
Any, just ask a 20-30's guy in a bottle store at this time on a Friday where to score, you'll get sorted most likely
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>>539417110
>2014
>not bypassing captcha
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Ausfag here. I might be going to Auckland in the next few months and I was wondering what the consensus was on Ausfags. I've heard things vary wildly from NZfags hating us to NZfags loving us.
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What the fuck is with you Kiwis and smoking weed you fucking losers?
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>>539417494
So I don't chuck shit up when I'm too fucked up drinking and/or other substances. NZ responsibility
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>>539417854
Brain cancer medicine you ill informed child
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>>539417556
Aussies are alright. You'll get a few dickheads that take it a bit far (and believe all that "hurr fucking Aussies" shit) but mostly you'll just get a bit of banter and that'll be the end of it.
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>>539417556
Even if Kiwis don't like you, all they do is smile in your face but talk shit behind your back.
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>>539416678
6 months clean, fuck being alive. Chchfag reporting in
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>>539418094
Oh man, i'm sorry, i should have done my research into your life before i said that. I feel like such an idiot. Fuck you. Also, you are liar and a loser, and probably uncultured and racist.
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>>539418135
Hey Mikey
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>>539418107
>>539418132
At least they'll pretend to be nice, so that's something I suppose.

What is there to do for fun in Auckland?
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Taupoheregettissleep
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>>539418229
>try again
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>>539418219
You asked the question, can't handle the answer egofag
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>>539418361
nah sorry man, only person I know thats quit weed in chch.
>also chch femanon here
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>>539418348
Go climb that tower with the glass floor, then maybe heard back to the hotel an drunk Tui and tune into Maori tv.....for the rest of your stay.
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>>539418430
captcha: REKT
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>>539418348
>What is there to do for fun in Auckland?
Cannabis.
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Hibicius Coast fag reportng in. God New Zealand is a fucking shit place and its all because of you why i remember why.
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>>539418430
Your answer sounds like something one of those Kiwis from the South of the South Island would say, and be so stupid that they actually think people believe it.
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Dunedin is fucking boring
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>>539418492
That would be the skydeck tower right? I read something about that when I was looking at flights.
>>539418559
Not a fan of that, believe it or not.
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>>539418617
m8 there's no point in arguing with someone who is literally brain-dead
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>>539418536
Another example of the dumb asses in NZ. I've been here 2 years and never once have i had a decent convo with a Kiwi. And you laugh at things like farts, or trying to pull peoples pants down.
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>>539418581
coastfag also reporting in, eat shit, smoke meth, hail satan, die.
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>>539416884
hamilton also reporting in.
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>>539418739
based no fun allowed bro
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>>539418739
Where are you from originally?
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>>539418471
That's exciting, how's the night? Post tits?
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>>539418739
You just named two hilarious things. Lighten up cunt.
>inb4 confirmed for kiwi. I am.
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>>539418753
My point proven
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>>539418802
England. We use words to make people laugh. Also, we like to get everyone involved on the laugh, not just make fun of one person. That's the other thing, you seem to think it's funny to single out one person and rip them all day. And the Kiwi who has been singled out just kind of stays quiet all day and lets everyone just laugh at them, when it was me, i told them to get fucked, and i was seen as an asshole 'typical pommy cunt' or some shit along those lines.
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>>539418739
You can't just blame it on us. Not only are you generalizing but you're also doing the opposite. Tons of people globally laugh at farts and stuff like that, and at the same time, a lot of people in New Zealand and abroad think it's fucking lame. What's the real reason you don't like the country? It could be any country and you'd likely feel the same.
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>>539418617
True bro, not even in the South Island

Pic related, get your bullshit accusations outta here boy
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>>539419027
It's not the country, i love the country, it's the people. They are so loud, and really bad for back stabbing, so many shit talkers here. And all i ever hear about it fucking rugby. Fuck you with your rugby, stick it up your ass.
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>>539419021
People just rip on each other, it's what we do. NZfags and pommies got made fun of when I went to school (Ausfag btw) and vice versa. We all make fun of each other.

Don't be so serious, have a laugh at yourself.
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Whangarei fag, reporting!
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CHCH lurking.. 8083
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>>539407861
baahh reprting in
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>>539419157
AND i hate it when you say 'boy' and shit like that like you are such fucking big men. Driving around in your 4x4s, you are basically a fake USA. Go to a country with actual gangs, and your crips and bloods and shitty motorcycle gangs that you think are so hard core will get buried.
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>>539419251
I agree wholeheartedly about the rugby thing, but that's not everywhere. Maybe you just need to look for a better place to meet people. People in other countries are loud and annoying and things like that too, and I'm sure they have their own shoving-down-throats pride bullshit too. Have you tried looking for different people?
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>>539419428
You seem like you need help bro
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>>539419428
LOL

Time to head home man. Im from the UK aswell, lived in rangiora, fucking hated the people.
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>>539419157
TALK SHIT

GET HIT
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>>539417854
Yeah I'm pretty sure we got one of the highest amounts of people smoking weed per population ratio
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Any auckland fags here with a job over at one of the big4
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>>539419826
pwc here
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>>539419662
Get out of the gene pool mate
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>>539419674
Whangarei was previously called the "weed capital of New Zealand". I hear this is untrue now, is this the case?
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>>539419921
you forgot to post captcha
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Hey sheep fuckers.. How does it feel to be Australia's younger retarded brother.
This thread is now an Ausfag thread.
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>>539419986
>mfw this guy tries to derail thread
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Whakatane bein creepy
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