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Give me your best lyrics from either your own or from your favorite song and I'll rap them on a beat.
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shameless self bump
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>>538879724
Will these be embedded in a vocaroo or soundcloud link? I have some lyrics, but don't have the voice or balls to rap them
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niggers
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So this is permanence, love's shattered pride.
What once was innocence, turned on its side.
A cloud hangs over me, marks every move,
Deep in the memory, of what once was love.

Oh how I realised how I wanted time,
Put into perspective, tried so hard to find,
Just for one moment, thought I'd found my way.
Destiny unfolded, I watched it slip away.

Excessive flashpoints, beyond all reach,
Solitary demands for all I'd like to keep.
Let's take a ride out, see what we can find,
A valueless collection of hopes and past desires.

I never realised the lengths I'd have to go,
All the darkest corners of a sense I didn't know.
Just for one moment, I heard somebody call,
Looked beyond the day in hand, there's nothing there at all.

Now that I've realised how it's all gone wrong,
Gotta find some therapy, this treatment takes too long.
Deep in the heart of where sympathy held sway,
Gotta find my destiny, before it gets too late.
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>>538880029
yes of course m8
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Fuck bitches get money
That's what I do
Drop juice on the floor
And blame it on you
I'm immature, yeah really immature.
I'm allowed to say nigger but I'm really not sure
I'm immature
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>>538880347
>>538880640
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O9SrlszCQM
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>>538879724
Okay, okay, here we go:

Uh...uh uh...turn me up.....little bit more...in my...headphones....yeah there we go...better.....gucci...
YO THE HOLOCAUST?!
IT REALLY WASNT NO LOSS
ANNE FRANK TAKE THE TRAIN
I DONT CARE ABOUT YO FUCKIN PAIN

IM GLAD THAT NIQQA HITLER'S IN POWER
ANNE FRANK, YOU WANNA TAKE THIS SHOWER?
I GET PAID TO KILL JEWS BY THE HOUR

YOU NIQQAS MAY BE GOOD WITH MONEY
THAT STILL MAKES 6 MILLION DEATHS FUNNY
ITS NOT MY FAULT
ANNE FRANKS JUST MY HONEY

BUT NOT FOR LONG
BY THE END OF THIS SONG
HER ASHES WILL BE IN THE BOWL OF MY BONG

SO I GUESS WHAT IM JUST SAYIN
THERES NO REASON FOR THE JEWS TO BE PRAYIN
CAUSE HER FATHERS THE ONLY SURVIVA
HE MUST'VE BEEN SUPER SAYAN.
..YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN?

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH-fuck jews
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>>538881118
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>>538881118
Bravo, OP. Bravo.
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>>538881118
>You win
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Nigga nigga nigga niggity nigga nigga nigga.
Nigga nigga nigga aloe vera nigga nigga.
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>>538881652
>>538883398
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PywTmm7AJ9

>>538882093
>>538882129
>>538883006
thanks guys. Contribute!
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Roll the herb, I'm bout to prove that I'm superb
I'm in this bitch once again with dope adjectives and verbs
New on the scene but a senior in the studio
I'm outta this world niggas thought I was from Pluto
You goofy cats can't step to me
I'll slice you up thought you was an amputee
Once upon a time this kid anon spit a rhyme
brought unique flavor one of a kind
Yo, Ill spit this shit one time for ya mind
Shit gets critical when the weed and rhymes combine
We in the sky and y'all birds of prey
Anon is snatchin niggas up without delay
Right now I'm underground but this shit is groundbreaking
When I breakthrough you best believe the earth quaking
Out of fear terror or fright
Destroy planet earth? Shit I just might
You best watch your back cuz anon is a killer
I got niggas by the balls like a pants zipper
You think you quick to the draw but I'm quicker
Mass murderer I'm black Adolf hitler
Im bound to Flip on a nigga like a light switch
Making niggas uncomfortable like jock itch
Expect a home run this beat is like the perfect pitch
Hope you're listening your life's about to be enriched


Cont
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shameless self bump once again
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boy honestly
i'm an Odyssey
you're just odd to see
i'm a prodigy
and you niggers are just property
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>>538883627
Great shit man. Keep it up OP.
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I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm just surprised that a black guy chose to come on to /b/, let alone make some fucking legit OC!
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>>538883627
OP DELIVERS YOU ARE A GOD
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>>538883627
Thank you, OP. You've made my friend and I's lives
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Expect a home run this beat is like the perfect pitch
Hope you're listening your life's about to be enriched
I ain't write this it came from the mother ship
It's been 16 years and I'm still on an ego trip
I run it, I'm part hop part hip
Niggas stuck on my shit as if they pocket lint
Their chances of survival be slim to none
I'm not sure why they fight they've been openly outdone
I'm a Martian I'm on the next plateau
Pussy niggas tryna stop my progress like Jim Crow
But just know you'll never knock me off my game
The day that happens ill set the whole world aflame
I'm on that new new everyday all day
Rappin gainst these cats comparable to child's play
Dark meat elite on the beat
Rap game without me is a sprinter with no feet
I'm not a thug no chrome to the dome
But you got clowned son shoulda stayed at home
I rock cons on my feet but I'm a real pro
When I start sending shots out you better stay Low
Or please be prepare to be domed
Every time I spit a rhyme I vandalize the microphone
And with the mic, the world is in my hands
I'm snapping suckas in half you thought they was rubber bands
I'm charging up for my next attack
Release the hyper beam on those that dare talk back
I destroy worlds when the mic is in my zone
Sending pussy mcs crying all the way home
But I guess that's the price they gotta pay
Spitting against Anon will ruin your whole day
I lay waste to the whole fucking universe
rhymes to put your physical body in a hearse
So I'm begging you please don't test me
Allow me to put your fears and doubt to rest g
Apparently this rhyming shit is flowing in my blood
Be prepared ill take you surprised like a flash flood
Im a prince I'm a king I'm a fucking god
Day or night you best believe that Anon will go hard
Pussy ass niggas take a step to the left
Rest assured ill be spittin rhymes on my last breath
Give me the pedestal and bask in my magnificence
Never spitting dumb shit I'm using my intelligence

Cont
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>>538884354
I think I need to force myself to vomit after reading that.
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Never spitting dumb shit I'm using my intelligence
My dominance is unbelievably prominent
You might have the kryptonite but your never stoppin it
You in the scope and I'm aiming for the head
Not a hint of hesitation take the shot and you're dead
I split minds when I spit some sick shit
I got rhymes that the government would prohibit
I hope by now a can come to a conclusion
As long as I'm in the game you'll always be losin
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Kaleidoscope eyes watch as I dematerialize
My team rolls with cohesion as we fly through broken skies
Told her the windows are your eyes, she can't hide when deep inside
And destiny is mine so I decide my own demise
Niggas ain't ahead of I, we smokin' O's you smokin' dimes
I strangle you, gouge your eyes, 'haha' as you bleed and die
I love the taste of them tears, come on, come on baby cry
Lets go free your mind, close your eyes, drift into the other side
Am I out my mind or is my mind out of I?
I can't lie, shit I impress myself sometimes
Two tabs at nine, tick tock, trip time
As the chemicals combine with my body and my mind
Oh we can forget the soul, I'm a OG, ho, so with the weed I roll
Smoke 'til these eyes glow, gold shining, I can't hide
To think they told me that we can't fly, well that's a damn lie
Cause I am that high, so when I spit from the sky
You niggas get baptized, I ain't even holy
But this gun I'm holdin' will leave you holy moly, homie
Tombstone sittin' on old money, yeah I bring a loaded bong rip
Of that bomb shit, nigga forever floatin' manifest
All in my mind then I focus motion eyes on Japan
America owe me land and a motherfuckin' mule
Why would I wanna be a tool, for a nation who
Blame these rap dudes for shootin' up them schools
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My stomach laying at my feet
How could you sneak up in my life
Playing wife, stabbing my back with your diamond studded rambo knife
What about the evil that women do?
If I'm screaming at a female best believe I got a reason to
So call Oprah, while I'm home playing husband my girls doing my cousin
So now I drunk on robotussin, bustin up the place
Four in the mornin layin on the asphalt
She out there bangin it ain't my fault
Yo, love is an illusion, ain't nobody down for you cept God
Never place your faith in humans
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My flow is interchangeable
and I am very capable
Of showing you a place that you will never ever
Want to go
Shut your mouth and don't speak
I don't even wanna hear you breathe
Repress this memory
But it's there you will remember me
Bring you in my basement
Kill the lights and spank it
You got nothin' else to do
So you bet-ter em-brace it
You might as well just close your eyes
And pretend you're someplace else you like
B'cuz you're in my house and, bitch:
This is just my life.
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>>538883947
Nice, man. I like the last line. A verse on one rhyme like this, then mix it up with a few two line pairs. Dope
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>>538884832
started off insane i was thinking jesus someone sign this guy.but then you drifted off
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>>538883627
Here is something I am working on
>May be shitty, but it was way past midnight and I was a bit delirious

Ask me something please, I beg you
Ask me something, if want you to
That's what I tell to whoever asks
Me to tell them about my past.

For me it's always getting answers to my questions,
Always hoping that it can show that I care
Listening to them wholly, I get ensnared
Then I give all of my dedication.
But very rarely do I get repaid
All of the gratitude gets delayed
Saying that they don't want to invade
My first message gets replayed:

Ask me something please, I beg you
Ask me something, if you dare to
If you can handle what goes wrong
Then just keep listening to this song:

I'm 18 years old and a "social butterfly"
In reality I just watch the world flutter by
I see what goes on inside of those around me
But they never stop to even look at me
Anyone who gives a shit is either:
Too far, Too self centered Or
Too concerned with dumb shit
To see that when I'm gone
That I won't be here
When they need a pawn
And I'll look back on the times
I was up at dawn
Wondering how to get a message to them.

I don't like rambling about myself, it makes me feel narcissistic.
All I ever want to do is help and to not come off as such a dick.

No one asks questions
They just expect me to cater to their needs
The real problem is indigestion
Because they can't stomach what they'll see

They'll see a "prodigy child" failing in front of them,
A boy trying to be a man with no helping hand.
Trying against all odds to break a vicious cycle,
Killing himself to stop his stupid trifles,
Working so hard to not see his end.
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>>538883902
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19yIpjjIHhF
Be patient guys. They're all coming right now.
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Ever since I was young your word is the word that always won.
Worry and wake the ones you love.
A phone call I'd rather not receive.
Please use my body while I sleep.
My lungs are fresh and yours to keep,
kept clean and they will let you breathe.

Is this the way a toy feels when its batteries run dry?
I am the watch you always wear but you forget to wind.
Nobody plans to be half a world away at times like these,
so I sat alone and waited out the night.
The best part of what has happened was the part I must have missed.
So I'm asking you to shine it on and stick around,
I'm not writing my goodbyes.

I submit no excuse.
If this is what I have to do
I owe you every day I wake.
If I could I would shrink myself,
and sink through your skin to your blood cells,
and remove whatever makes you hurt but
I am too weak to be your cure.
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>>538883947
>>538884149
>>538884354

http://vocaroo.com/i/s013jMVFX9Sa

More coming guys!
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Must BUMP
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>>538884679
>>538884832
This is some great stuff man. I'm still going at it guys.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rJQOSCqpPw
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>>538885160
>>538886420
OP pleeeease dude if you do this one I will be forever indebted to you, a friend of my wrote it a while back and I want to send it to him/scare the fuck out of him.
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not fly to fly for naught
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>>538879724
"oh yes let them begin the beguine make them play til the stars that were there before return above you till you whisper to me once more darling I love you and we suddenly know what heaven we're in when they begin the beguine"
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>>538884973
>>538885160
>>538885452
>>538885528
it kind of messed up a bit.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jfGX8vBUUn
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>>538885530
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MRJtsP0wSE

So you guys liking them or?
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>>538887917
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jfGX8vBUUn
Holy fuck I love you, this is amazing.
If you're interested, OP, you can hear the original version here, at 00:58..
queenbitch.bandcamp.com/track/song-that-is-untitled-yet-phresh-as-fuck
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>>538888461
Damn.
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>>538888461
YETH
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You rest inside my mind
Since the day you came
I knew you would be with me
All the time we spent
What we shared was surely
Warm enough to know you cared for me

Light floods through memories
Helps me walk my path
I'll keep my head up high
Words of faith and love
Your strength gives me hope
Someday I'll find you with open arms
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>>538886136
>>538887793
>>538887816
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OBds1BN9un
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>>538889148
I never thought I'd enjoy someone rapping Begin The Beguine. You're a good man.
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Hello my lonely friend.
I guess this means we meet again.
I see the pills, they have worked
or it must have been
when you fell.

Now that I have you here
I must confess
I know that I never treated you the best
Please God, father, cleanse me now
because I knew the whole goddamn time.

I'm not asking for forgiveness
I know you want to yell
I just want to help you through this
then drag myself to Hell.

there's more and I'm lazy
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Militant minded shining diamonds with my heart on the ropes
Take the edge when I rewind I’m climbing the slopes
Bring it closer to the essence I’m breathing with God’s blessings
Moving forward but thinking but sinking into depression
Pulling my own weight I struggle with opposition
I’m wrestling down angels and strangle the competition
Searching deep in my heart I’m looking for definition
In simple terms I yearn to find my life’s mission
Listening to the inner this sinner will find answers
Hoping that I remember that Hell is like a cancer
Blast as a drum kick hits into oblivion
Flash as the sky splits slip into meridian
Capture the rapture fall into disaster
Ambient sound surround and press the master
Soundtrack of living in stores if Lord willing
The last day’s bumps so nice in car systems redemption

My system hydraulic we frolic
Young man he stands he brands alcoholic
Smash through the glass he shatter against love
Slip away from the close-up pain it’s such a drug
Run away from innocence a child of the shadows
Unravel the mystery, the reason of the shackles
No pot to piss in with nobody to listen
Went Godbody Five Percent to the Christian
Crusades are inner reborn a dope nigga
A crease in his pants he stance remain bigger
Looking for a peace of mind but never found it
Looking for a peace of mind but never found it shot

And there was I standing here wondering why
A blue rose never grows to a velvet sky
Why the Sun gotta go for the Moon to rise
And when we born why the first thing we do is cry
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They called me "Mr. X, Indeed", the special ones that saw so deep inside the souls of those who were so lonely.
I was down beneath the bottom, when my vacant staring caught them gaily parading up and down the street
Followed by some stinking masses, freeing fumes and giving gasses to the brown and nearly worn out air.
But they had that certain presence like the ether or the essence of the cleansing upper atmosphere.
Laughing, loving, and without a doubt, they simply strode about the streets that other creatures left alone.
I ran across, myself compulsive, with the feeling of a pulsing drum that pounded underneath my skin.
A tingling in my tangled brain was screaming that this was insane, but it also told me "Touch it," too.
"Stand aside," I told the masses, and with that I made my passage from the lonely to the only side.
Openly they smiled to greet me, like they always knew they'd meet me somewhere walking up and down the road.
I knew I must appear as someone far beyond the common come-on, so I could not say my name was Ed.
So I said, "I'm Mr. X who wants to come and who expects to help and guide your efforts to succeed."
They laughed a little bit at me, and then said, "Mr. X-Indeed," and hugged me somehow hard and tenderly.
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>>538888995
>>538889826
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lQefOINQpS


This is my soundcloud for anyone interested.

soundcloud.com/bryanxdream
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I harbour the spirit of Ali Touré as I target more heads than a priest on Ash Wednesday.
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>>538890073
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vHA2XhWYZ8

That's nice man.
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>>538890362
Will that was pretty kickass. Thanks.
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>>538890334
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sNQRpWgZFO

these are great man I'm really digging these lyrics.
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I love drinking orange juice
once got a b sting
got my ebt check
nigga call it a g thing

dont know about ebonics
i have my telephone
got myself a dui
johny bones jones

niga my name is clarence
you can meet me at the mall
i got to tanger outlets
nigga nigga somethin jamal

i dont eat pickled chicken
dont give a fuck bout brussel sprouts
i even eat your child
wish my dad woulda pulled out

abc nigga
apples and bananas
xyz
found my village on a savannha
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>>538890362
Out The Sky is pretty tight. I'm following you.
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>>538891504
Thank you so much for this. Keep on being awesome.
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I used to be a renegade, I used to fool around
But I couldn't take the punishment, and had to settle down
Now I'm playing it real straight, and yes I cut my hair
You might think I'm crazy, but I don't even care
Because I can tell what's going on

It's hip to be a square
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>>538891586
>>538892875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e6aAlZZHO0

>>538891912
Thank you. I really do appreciate. And to everybody else too!
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bump bump
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I'm sorry Puff but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
And have a son and a new brother at the same time
And just say that it ain't mine, what's my name
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>>538893227
Better than expected OP. Well done.
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I'm not like them, but I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
My day is done
But I'm having fun
I think I'm dumb
Maybe Just happy.
think I'm just happy.
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Every word murderful
Surgical, painful, purposeful
And I'm taking left off your fuck list personal
Woo, they done let that fuckin' Mike out
It's like Tyson in the '80s, nigga snap and punch your lights out
It's like Tyson in the '90s, if I'm losing take a bite out
I'm so motherfuckin' grimy
So mutherfuckin' greedy, gritty
Mama said she couldn't breast feed cause I was bitin' at the titty
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I'm not cut out for this.
I've lost my usefulness.
I've found what I wanna do.
til i realized it came from you.

I'll do it on my own.
I'll find my way alone.
I swear that I'll be fine.
If you'll just give me the time.
_____________________________
conditional unconditional love.
I never wanna lose you.
I've taught you all you know.
I always had to shelter you.

I've been stressed for years.
and you haven't heard me tell you.
you must not have heard me yell
I said I've always hated you.
__________________________
I've got everything I need.
and I'm still fighting jealousy.
been living by a simple creed
Nobody's family.

Trusting trustfull eyes.
It always leads to lies.
There's nothing left for me.
I wish I could make you see.

(Btw here's the lyrics w/ upside down tablature. if you wanna give it a go. Capo on second fret or not idc)
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>>538894686
Forgot pic
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>>538893754
>>538894073
>>538894127

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jZutg3fvYY

Keep bumping because I want to do more
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>>538894795
hahaha i love that you couldnt get through the last line without breaking up. well done mang.
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>>538894686
Great stuff m8 I kind of messed up a bit though

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11biTQqdkEb
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I sold my friends to play some songs
I round my dad but he was gone
I do not care what you have heard
There's only enough time to feel the burn

and I'm gonna live through my whole life
If I choose to live at all
as If the choices I made were mine
and at once we all will fall.

come and see what we have found
we left it dead inside the ground
population of angry apes
cannot go repopulate

do what you will with this new life
If you choose to live at all
all your efforts still in vain
and you'll never exceed the wall.
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>>538894795
you just mixed incest into a Nirvana song in rap form.
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>>538895435
Thanks a lot man, this is really kickass to hear my songs come to life.
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"I am the unclean
The black drop at the bottom of your cup
You'd better drink or throw me up
'Cause I am on your lip and tongue
God
I'm not yours as much as you are mine
So let me in to be your lung
Just breathe me deep and take another sip
So still
A taste so sweet but so bitter the kill
Still on your lip
You are so close
I'll let you come
Between my legs you are closer death than sun
And I'm not your daughter as much as you're my son
I'll let you come
In my mouth on your lip
So ready and thirsty for the next sip
You let me in, I let you come
I'd never let you down
You let me win, I let you drown!"
Getting used to pain
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>>538895464
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wPMls7hP12

>>538895497
haha whaaaat that's crazy lol

>>538895896
Anytime bruh
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>>538896135
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tIgU7tKaqs
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I walk straight on my path
But there's a fork in the roadway will my fate behold
Will I go to heaven or hell
Its true only one man can tell
Looking in a mirror
Beyond the blank stare hos face only holds fear
everything leading to this point
Points to a solution
So just do shit
Let loose kid
Hit the booze kid
Cause now your fate is sealed
Ain't no time to appeal you did this and you ain't gonna miss it
But as thoughts fade to black suddenly you pull back
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Now everybody from the 313
Put your mother-fuckin hands up and follow me
Everybody from the 313 put your mother-fuckin hands up
Look, look

Now while he stands tough
Notice that this man did not have his hands up
The Free World got you gassed up
Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf?

1, 2, 3 and to the 4
1pac, 2pac, 3pac, 4
4pac, 3pac, 2pac, 1
You're pac, he's pac, no pac, none

This guy ain't no mother-fuckin MC
I know everything he's got to say against me
I am white, I am a fuckin bum, I do live in a trailer with my mom

My boy Future is an Uncle Tom
I do got a dumb friend named cheddar bob who shoots
Himself in the leg with his own gun
I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps
And Wink did fuck my girl
I'm still standin here screamin "FUCK THE FREE WORLD!"
And never try and judge me dude
You don't know what the fuck i've been through

But I know something about you
You went to CRANBROOK, thats a private school
Whats the matter dawg, you embarrased?
This guy's a gangsta?
His real name's Clarence

And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage
This guy dont wanna battle, he's shook
Cause ain't no such thing as halfway crooks!
He's scared to death
He's scared to look in his fuckin yearbook, fuck CRANBROOK

Fuck a beat I go accapella
Fuck a papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody
Fuck y'all if you doubt me
I'm a piece of fuckin white trash I say it proudly
Fuck this battle I don't wanna win, I'm outtie
Here -- tell these people something they dont know about me
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I know that I'm desensitized.
but I met a girl last week.
and I know what happened last time.
and I think I'll try a wink.

/chorus/
yeah, and for the first time
I've had to realize that I feel
yeah, and for the last time
I know my feelings real.

Its fine that you don't care
but realize that I'm there
and I'll never be again
oh, Hello my only friend

/Chorus/

there's some aching in my chest
that I don't understand
oh great I think I'm Dying
and in the moment it has passed
>>
Fuck
>>
>>538896742
I am so happy right now. Props to you man.
Here is the song you just rapped (verse starts at 0:45)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDBhHhBujx4
>>
I just wrote this then. Good luck:
(Part 1 of 2)

"Met you at school just the other day
Beauty at a distance when you came my way
Ever more beautiful when you came up close
I don’t know why you chose me, I'm uglier than most
But you invited me to your place on the weekend
I cordially accepted, I couldn’t wait for the weeks end
The days went by so slowly, but finally Friday night came
I dressed my best, tie matching my shoes, both the same
Knocked three times, you opened the door
I looked inside and then I dropped my jaw
‘Wow, looks at those breasts’, my jaw dropped more
I saw your mother, bent over behind you, sweeping the floor
That’s when I decided that id change my plan
From screwing you, to filling you mother like a bed pan

She was wearing that low cut dress, and just above her knee
Suddenly a raging boner that now needed to be free
B-game dropped, now needing my A-game
So I can run my tongue over your mother’s slender frame
I tried to hide my sense of erotic displacement
From finding a better, more experienced replacement
I mustered a ‘you look great’, you took it on board
Led me into the kitchen, looking for some food, you opened the cupboard
I wanted to get away from you, go away and hide
So I did something drastic, hit you over the head and pushed you inside
I closed the doors, now free to make my advance
Using my smoothness, I crept up to your mother, and undid my pants
I slapped my penis on her thigh, she let out a cry
But not the cry I wanted, but a shrilling cry
She ran upstairs, and threatened to call the cops
I think I came on to strong, but that wasn’t gonna make me stop
>>
>>538898346
(part 2 of 2)
"I pulled up my pants, and ran after her up the stairs
I couldn’t stop thinking about those breasts, a lovely pair
She ran inside her bedroom and locked the door
She was playing hard to get, I like it, I’m aroused even more
I rammed her door down; her shadow in the corner did dance
Made my way over, seductively of course, not to lessen my chance
That shadow wasn’t hers though, and as I turned to my right
She delivered a swift kick to my crutch, with a lot of might
I fell over, writhing in agony and pain, sore
Nothing had ever hurt this much... what a whore!!
I just wanted a little diddling, some fondling and some entry
But all that came was a pain in my gut, her daughter unconscious in the pantry
She ran into the bathroom, and barricaded the door
The challenge was too much effort, wasn’t worth it anymore

I went back downstairs, holding my nuts pretty closely
I still had an erection, but only mostly
I opened the cupboard; there you were, lying down all innocent and sweet
So I undid your pants, and did something I can’t repeat
I should have just stuck with plan B and been safe
When you invited me around to your place
You were the better sexual partner, and now I’m relieved
But I hear the cops coming, so I better leave"
>>
>>538883627

haha nice dude
>>
>>538898346
>>538898492
Good lord.
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