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Hi, /b/! I am Anon and today I will show you how to make some

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Hi, /b/!
I am Anon and today I will show you how to make some milk flavored milk
You will need milk, instant powdered skimmed milk and a glass
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Go on.
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I'm listening...
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Monitoring...
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Continue faggot.
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Well, that sounds really... milky? I'm interested.
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watch out for fiesty chocolate powder badits
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THIS IS MADNESS!
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>>538818830

can I use my moms tit milk?
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Pour some powdered milk to the glass
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I swear to god if you didn't prepare and you're now taking and editing pictures I'mma slap you so hard you'll change species.
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>mleko
40 z? says you somehow fuck up and turn the milk into wódka.
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>>538819314
Go on...
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>>538819314
Fill it with milk
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>mleko
>too poor to use real milk
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>>538819592
I'm not following your logic here.
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>>538819592
fucking faggot don't put the powder in first
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>>538819592
It will look like this
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>>538819686
The man is making milk taste like milk. Fuck off
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>>538819592
What are those cookies in the background? You better be dipping those in the milk flavored milk, or your fate is sealed.
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>>538819592

ohhh yeah thats great
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>>538819592
Why the fuck did you put the powder in first? Shit gets stuck to the glass and you can't get it all.
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>>538819801
nonononono. Now what are you gonna do?
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>>538819801

trying to follow along at home op but mine doesn't look like this at all
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>>538819801
But now there's 2 layers? The fuck is this shit?
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Holy fuck this is interesting OP.
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>>538819989
Want to know what has layers?
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>>538819801
can i do this without milk?
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>>538819314
this is where you lost me
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>>538819801
Mix this motherfucker with a spoon
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>>538820107
Donkeys. Donkeys have layers
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>>538820107
Onions. Onions have layers.
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>>538819801
Tell me more!
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>>538820198
grrrrr....... You could have skipped that step if you hadn't fucking put the powder in first.
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>>538820198
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!!?
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>>538820198
Can I use my penis?
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I prefer chocolate flavored milk
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>>538820198
>>538820198
GENIous whore
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Mustard Gas
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>>538820338
Onions. Onions are like layers.
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>>538820358
Shut the fuck up. I don't see your fucking tutorial. Don't criticize unless you're capable of doing better, hater.
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>>538820358
Shut your autistic mouth you fucking faggot I'm trying to learn to make milk flavored milk over here
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We have created a monster.
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I hope OP doesn't spill the milk...
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>>538820358
You still would have to stir that shit, unless you like chunks of milk flavored dry milk.
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>>538820198
Leave for 7 minutes. It will create some milk flavored milk flavored foam, with density based on proportions
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but wich flavour does it have?
milk?
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i don't have powdered milk, so i just went with milk.

>nailed it
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>mfw OP is causing a milk paradox that will destroy the universe
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>>538820554
>>538820557
truth
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>>538820654
You fucking lost me.
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DO NOT TRY THIS!
>Be me
>Regular Old Nigger McNiggerish
>See this thread
>Give it a try
>Pass out
>MFW I woke up and looked in the mirror
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milking in an epic milk
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>>538820654
>7 minutes
the suspense is killing me
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>>538820654
>milk flavored-milk flavored milk foam
nigga wat
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>>538820338
>>538820208
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>>538820654
can i blow into it instead?
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>>538820654
If I leave it for any longer or shorter than 7 minutes will the milk not taste of milk?
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>>538821127
I think he's implying if you don't, your milk flavored milk flavored foam won't become milk flavored.
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>>538821127
This can result in demilkation, I do not recommend it if you want to taste the milk
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I'm a real diy type of guy so these tutorials really appeal to me
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>>538821127
It will probably just taste of milk, not of milk tasted milk
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>>538819801
gtfo polishfag
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>>538821564
It's been 7 minutes, OP. What's the next step?
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>>538820654
IT'S BEEN 7 MINUTES WHERE IS MY MILK FLAVORED MILK?
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what kind of milk do i use? human, cow, goat, donkey, soy, rice, almond, hemp, OMGWTFBBQSAUCE there's too many kinds of mlk
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I think he made mustard gas and died.
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>>538820338
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>>538821745
Drink it. Report if you survived.
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>>538822151
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>>538822192
OP, can I mix my milk flavoured milk with the cocoa flavoured chocolate I made a few days ago to create milk flavoured chocolate milk with cocoa taste and milk flavoured milk flavoured chocolate flavoured foam?
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>>538822192
Dammit, now I need to go buy powdered milk.

Will this work with any milk though? Only cow milk? Will soy, goat, almond, etc, milk work as well?

Also, can I substitute powdered milk with condensed or evaporated milk? Would cream have a similar taste, or throw it off?
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>>538822606
>Soy

No, this will make faggot flavored milk.
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>>538822606
>>538822054
OP we need answers
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>>538822350
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>>538822606
>almond milk
no, this would create milk flavored almond milk.
Or, would it create almond milk flavored milk?

Christ, someone help!
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>>538822780
I didn't ask you, faggot. I asked OP.
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>>538822606
I've used casual cow milk and powdered milk made from pasteurized milk. I don't recommend using milk other than cow milk, but the powder should be replaceable.
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>>538822975
That's what I was thinking, but I wasn't sure. Was why I was asking OP, he seems like an expert.

Would that then be true of all milk types besides cow? Or would we then have milk hybrids, like goat milk flavored cow milk? Or would it be cow milk flavored goat milk? I'm assuming it depends upon the order in which you mix?
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>>538822572
>>538823262
OP this is very important, please answer
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>>538823342
maybe that's why OP put the powdered milk in first?
so that instead of being milk flavored milk, it would be milk flavored milk?
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>>538823262
So, can I use multiple types of cow milk then? Can I make vitamin D cow milk flavored skim cow milk?
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>>538818830
HALP

I used bagged milk and its making some weird gas
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>>538823529
That does seem logical. I wonder if there are ill-effects if the process was reversed?

OP, help.
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furiously updating for answers
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>>538823394
you can do this, but the nomenclature will be different. You've just described the way to create cocoa flavored milk-chocolate flavored milk
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somebody teach me how to make chocolate mjölk plz.
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>>538823846
Or he could use bakers chocolate.
Melt it.
Mix the powder into it.
Pour into milk flavored milk.

Have milk flavored milk infused with chocolate flavored chocolate.

OP is a genius this allows so many viable mixtures. How could we have been so blind.
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>>538819870
Maryland
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One final question, OP. And you better answer this one.

Say I just made some milk flavored milk with the above mentioned procedure. Would I then be able to make milk flavored milk flavored milk flavored milk by introducing a separately created batch of milk flavored milk by using the procedure you outlined, but in reverse?
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>>538823730
Or, one or the other could be better for the White Russian. Sometimes poison adds a little kick to your poison
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>>538824503
You can repeat the process infinitely for infinite name.

I'm running out of milk. Any final questions?
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