New Zealand thread? NZ bread.

>>534206881
Yo

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God Save the Queen

Where da weed at?

Im gonna move to australia cos they pay twice as much to work

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>>534208365
i hope the world doesn't think this is what most new zealanders think... which it is... ild rather stay home, other than to visit austraya ild rather not go..

0932 here

went to NZ for my first over seas holiday. It was fucking insane! Dat Fox glacier. Ferg is pretty sick too.

why are IDs even back?

0931

I want to live in NZ. Im from the netherlands but I feel like I dont belong here.

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Fuck you faggots all a shit.

>>534211284
yeah orewa man, and no school m8

aucklandfag here MA is hapnin

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I am going to post pictures of rural fire equipment until I get bored.

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>>534206881

>>534211659
good ol stanz

>>534211543
Why?

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Does anyone know a good documentary that isn't shit? I'm watching this crappy weeaboo thing about samurai swords and it's shit.

Christchurchfag reporting in

>>534211885
what you into?

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>>534212026
Fire equipment, I guess. Had my fill of war stories and conspiracies. Manufacturing and sociology are pretty neat. And food.

>>534211885
thats a real nice piece

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by the way are they still gonna do that stupid flag change?

>>534209804
name? fellow whangaparaoain here

>>534211969
Shit sucks over here too, dude. I doubt you cant party or work in Nz. Cause thats all we do here. Worrying about our pointless careers

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>>534211860
NZ is pretty isolated and shit. At least the Netherlands has a certain European class, as it where.
>>534212258
Pretty flash cuz. Best fire fightings.
>>534212261
Who gives a shit? We're just going to join distributed republics in fifteen years.

any other graffers in auckland area?

>>534211659
I also live in stanz, on the peninsula

>>534212261
woah fuck that. i like the union jack on our flag. re-ignites the maoris butthurt about the colonization of this country, every time they look at it.

>>534212492
Marcello or paganelli?

Palmyfag reporting.

hamilton here

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nigger

>>534212758
did you have fun at athletics today bro?

Are all you cunts at school?

Fuck off and die you young faggots.

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>>534206881
Email [email protected] if interested

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>>534213059
I know right? Makes me feel old.
Desu desu and shit eh

>>534213174
where are you

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>Christchurch master race

>>534211964
Evenin'

>>534213510
auckland but i can ship

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>>534213174
For tramadol and shitty Indian dexy's?
Fuck off, kid.

>>534213689
what is it

>>534213865
I'd have some shitty indian dexys fo sho I just dont trust some guy off /b/ to ship them to me

>>534213867
tramadol and ritalin

>>534213689
why did you delete your posts?

>>534213865
pretty sure it's all tram

kings college elite reporting in, currently in dunners

>>534214034
I forgot about ID's haha

It's all tram in the pics but I have ritalin also

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>>534213616
Imposter!

>>534214025
aw yeah opiates are for fucking faggots, I wouldnt mind getting some rits again that stuff is the get-shit-done juice but I'm not gonna trust you to send it, this is /b/ after all

>>534213224
You're all right.

Keep posting old fire shit.

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>>534214128
Get me some fucking China White and some nice pasty speed like back in the day. Then we can talk.
>>534214239
Oh you ~

>>534214238
you can come get it if you want
and it's not very expensive either so if i don't send you're not missing out on much.
I've given a /b/tard $80 once on one of these threads and got my delivery

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>>534214034
And tram is just awful. Only good for idiots who can't get high otherwise, and binging on in SE Asia, because of lax prescription laws.

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>>534214128
all those drugs are damaging your brain.

>>534214626
Yeah, I don't really take it. Only on really long car trips so I can just feel the music.

Anyone else wanna an hero with me? Anyone?

>>534214667
shhhh

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>>534214736
I do somewhat wish I had some now. I strained all my back from the bout of food poisoning I got. And say what you like about that shit, it's pretty good at killing pain.

>>534215115
do you have a hard-on for firetrucks?

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>>534215454
The hardest of hard-ons. I can keep going all night baby.

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Eat shit cunts.

>>534215519
based. me too

keep posting

Kiwi living in Japan here... fuck man you don't really realize how strong our eccent is until you go overseas

>>534215529
i love this meme ;D

>>534212858
hamilton as well

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>>534215630
And we have a tendency to speak very fast, and mumble whilst doing so. When I was in the States, I found a lot of people had difficulty understanding me.
Fuckin' of course I speak English, you cunts. I probably speak it with a higher degree of proficiency than you, fuckin' Yank shit.

East Auckland!

>>534216051
West is best

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>>534215676
>>534215676
Sniff a pile of steaming dicksauce cunt.

>>534215894
>fuckin' Yank shit.
Shut up you cunt.

Your bitch ass is easily understood by any white American.

Now South Africans... That shit annoys me.

>>534211392
Everyone belongs here. NZers are very open, especially to white people. Youd just be seen as another Pakeha. It's the white privilege that people here enjoy. Even white immigrants have taken it upon themselves to think they can criticise maori behaviour because they are white and blend in as "Pakeha". You'll be fine, friend.
That's a cynical view on things but youd fit in. We have so many different cultures and ethnicities here.

christchurch fag reporting

NZ is just a state of Australia

>>534215630
It's beneficial in a place like England as there is a strong class system there. if you have a cockney accent or whatever you're seen as being lower class. However NZers are harder to categorise in England and often fit into the upper class in terms of how they are treated and employed.

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>>534216269
Fite me irl faget. Americans are the worst.

To be honest it was only in like rural Kansas and Virginia that people had trouble with my accent. So I guess it's unfair to call them Yanks.
>>534216414
Y'know, there is a strong economic argument for NZ joining the Australian Union.

>>534216074
West Auckland scares me.

>>534216386
Where abouts in CHCH?

>>534216543
>Americans are the worst.
Nah, french canadians win that shit by a fucking mile.

I wore my Nike shit in the land of zed, and everyone looked at me funny. You Adidas wearing bitches need to step up your game.

Also, L&P is the shit.

>>534213174

How much do you charge? Got any Oxycodone/Oxynorm?

>>534216664
off fitz, you?

>>534206881
ugh fucking uni orientation tomorrow. why does it have to start at 8:30 in the fuckin morning?

in my book people arent meant to be awake before 10am

>>534216885
Which university?

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>>534216885
Benefit master race. Gonna spend the dole on tinnies and double brown.

>>534216848
$2 for 50mg tram
$0.25/mg for ritalin

nah man, i wish. I really want oxy and dMT

>>534216949
aut

>>534217001
how is that something to be proud of

>>534216865
I live like a couple mins walk from Riccarton High

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>>534217068
I'm living the dream, m8. I get to follow my passions, live life as I choose. There is enough money around to pay for my luxuries. I get to work at the things I love, without fear of financial repercussion, and I ain't giving eight hours of my day to some fuckass who makes more money off me than he gives me.
I could live financially off the grid, but it makes for convenient rent payment.

>>534217054

Oxys the best. My old dealer got me 16 5mg pills for my birthday. He moved to Christchurch though, so can't get shit through him anymore.

>>534217442
Why can't he ship it to you?

>>534217068
what do you study?

>>534217068
Ooooh. I'm at UoA. Orientation week isn't really worth going to. Well, at least I found it wasn't. Just take all the free pens because you'll need them.

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>>534217392

>>534217496

Cause he doesn't feel safe shipping I guess. Not in contact with him anymore.

>>534217771
Fuck that sucks.
How do you even get oxy in nz?

well done against the Indians, you glorious bunch of sheep shaggers

>>534217536
bcis. i did one semester of the cert course last year though. are you an aut student as well?

>>534217543
yeah if it wasnt for my meeting with the programme director i wouldnt even bother going.

were you by any chance in the rate me thread from yesterday night?

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>>534217703
We do what we do to get by. I'm also a part owner in a small business and on the board of a couple of incorporated societies, so it's not like it's all noon-starts and cold beers.

>>534217894
Ahh I see. Yes! Haha. It 404'd :(

>>534217992
so you're the fellow aucklander that just finished summer school? hello again haha

>>534217992
neurosci chick?

Has anyone ever managed to get DMT in NZ?

>>534218119
Yeap that's me! Haha. Good luck with orientation tomorrow though. I found mine a little boring :/

Question for kiwis!

I'm coming to nz next month with my gf for 3 weeks. We're driving both islands and doing the awesome yet basic things on the way: rotorua, tongariro, otago peninsula, milford sound, mt. cook, and the major cities as well.

So, any tips for places / activities that aren't as well known?

Much appreciated!

>>534217810

I'm not even sure aye. I remember my mum getting some after her operation and I stole a couple and thought they were amazing. Told my dealer about them, and he said he didn't have any. On my birthday he got me a whole heap.

>>534218401
have sex on top of lion rock

>>534218371
I've almost come across some for $120/g
The guy wanted me to give him the money for him to drive up and get it so I told him to fuck off.
I think people do it with phalaris grass or something here.

>>534218473
What a good cunt haha

>>534212602
that was my first thought after seeing that

>>534218385
when was yours? did they just show you around the buildings and stuff?

there was a mechanical bull at aut last year so hoping there's some cool stuff this year as well

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kek

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>>534218371
I had a friend extract some DMT out of Mimosa. That was pretty neat. Very strange, though.
>>534218401
Waitomo is a pretty neat tourist thing, check hot water beach too if you're into places that smell like farts. Otherwise it's just nice scenery and strange little museums. Don't get the shit kicked out of you.

>>534218557
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

>>534218685
I haven't been to orientation since I started which was 3 years ago. Yeap, they show you where everything is and usually give out some free stuff.

>>534212392

Also Whangaparaoa, scared now

>>534218761
We considered Waitomo, but due to time constraints decided to not go since it wasn't on our route. Should I be worried about getting the shit kicked out of me?

>>534218347
Ya, ya!

>>534218973
really sounds like its not worth waking up at 6am ugh. speaking of, you still owe us a photo from the thread yesterday hahah

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>>534219463
this is her

>>534212449
>We're just going to join distributed republics in fifteen years

I hope bleach is in your immediate future you stupid fuck
That is the last thing that will happen

>>534212602
Union Jack sucks
Straight black flag with silver furn through it would be the most bad ass flag ever basically becasue it is black, give us a new feel which no other national flag has

>>534219463
I'd suggest you get up, do what you have to do then head off (or stick around if you enjoy it). Naaaaaaahh I don't want my picture online! Haha.

Ex wellifag in undisclosed location here.

kiora /bro/s

John keys says I'm ruining the country cos I'm not paying back my student loan.

John's a faggot.

that is all.