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sup /b/, thinking of ordering a pizza 67 decides what I should get

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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sup /b/,
thinking of ordering a pizza

67 decides what I should get
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pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers, onions
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>>533647965
so close
though that does sound good
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>>533648351
You should do it anyway
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>>533647516
Cheese pizza.
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Anchovies, olives, and butter sauce.
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Half pineapple half olive no sauce extra cheese thin crust
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no sauce, no cheese, just beef.
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no sauce, no cheese, Just black olives
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pepperoni
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Just the dough.
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Plain bread with nothing on it
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No luck so far guys. I might have to default to my usual order: black olives, artichoke hearts, italian sausage.

Help me find my new favorite pizza.
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>>533648859
re rolling
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pineapple
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PEPPERONI,PEPPERONI,PEPPERONIPEPPERONI,PEPPERONI,PEPPERONI,PEPPERONI,PEPPERONI,PEPPERONIPEPPERONI,PEPPERONI,PEPPERONIPEPPERONI,PEPPERONI,PEPPERONI,
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Cheese with Olives and Pineapple
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plastic and dirt...

http://youtu.be/vwZQpZxqQB4
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>>533648859
Re rolls
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With cox and dix
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>>533648485
just plain cheese
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>>533648762
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>>533648859
roll re
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YOU ASS!
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>>533647516
Margerita
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>>533648967
and we have a winner!
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pineapple, chicken, and extra sauce

hawaiian style
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>>533648859
again roll for this
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>>533649060
reroll mofo
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>>533648902
rerolling 67 get
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>>533649125
you sure are determined to have op get just olives aren't you?
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pineapple, pepperoni, garlic
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>>533648967
fuck, this sounds so bad. goddamnit, calling pizza place now, will post pics
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>>533648902
re re rolling
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No cheese, no sauce, single piece of pepperoni in the very center.
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>>533648967
winrar
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Pineapple and jalapeño.
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mushroom and pepperoni
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>>533648859
eat olives bitch
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>>533649324
YOU BETTER NOT FAIL US OP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>533649303
reroll
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>>533648967
fucking won!
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>>533647516
Big Sausage Pizza

67 Get for OP
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no sauce, no cheese, pepperoni.
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>>533648967
Winnar is me!
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>>533649324
Don't let us down OP
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>>533649324
Better post pics for lulz
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If you do this Op we will give you a new name to be sung throughout time on the internet.
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>>533649207
You got it the first reroll
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>>533649324
ordered from dominos cuz im not gonna waste money on this shit ass pizza, i'll post pics after it gets here

had to order a soda cuz it doesn't meet delivery price requirements

fuck i wanted something good, god damnit
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>>533650309
damn im good.
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>>533650382
you da bomb OP
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calazone bitch
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>>533650382
they called me back to verify the order, oh god, wtf am i going to get.
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>>533647516
Pineapple, Pepperoni and Sliced Pepperoncini or Jalapeno which ever they have, preferably Pepperoncini.

Sweet, Salty, and Spicy

You're welcome.
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>>533650570
OP you the man
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>>533650382
I feel bad for you OP
here have this.
???
???
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>>533650570
It shouldn't take too long to cook.
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cheese
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>>533650382
Im excited for you OP!
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>>533651460
>>533651339
>>533650949

sitting here in anticipation waiting for the worst pizza i will probably ever eat. why do you do this to me /b/? why?
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>>533651867
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Cut under your toenails.

EXTREME MODE: Prep it my sticking in the toe nail, then kick the wall.
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>>533651867
I better see a pic of the whole thing and you taking a bite. I want to see your tears.
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the lolz
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this shit is taking way too long for a hunk of bread with olives. come one dominos, i want to get this horrible experience over with
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>>533651867
dunk it in your semen and eat it, I will allow that.
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>>533652576
patience OP, your time will come.
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>>533651867
FUCK I FEEL BAD.
HAVE ANOTHER.
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this thread makes me want to stick a frozen pizza in the oven.
anyway, if OP delivers, he'll be the greatest OP of all time.
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>>533651867
Be happy, they could have done a lot worse. Like asked the actual trash as a topping or some weird shit. hell I am shocked no one asked for shit on the pizza! This is what you get when you come to /b/ for help.
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no cheese or sauce, only bread
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Olives are fuckin good! I did you a favor OP
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>>533653827

although just anchovies only would have been good too
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>>533647516
this looks so fucking bad, holy shit
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>>533653996
cum on it and take a bite!
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>>533648485
Forget the pizza. Just order cheese.
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>>533653996
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>>533653996
Cum on it for /b/s sake. Cure the cancer!
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>>533653996
put some ranch on it and it'll be... okay.
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Today OP was not a faggot. Good job OP.
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6x extra cheese, 2x red peppers, 2x green peppers, 3x your preferred fish varient = maximum vomit

make the delivery man draw doge on the box and delivar pics
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>>533653996
become a demi-god OP. Cum on and eat that shit.
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>>533653996
Eat your food!
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>>533647516
Purple and Green Vegetables (Onions, Bellpeppers? whatever)
and
sausage
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>>533653996
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>>533653996
needs moar semen
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>>533654920
why did i to do this?
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>>533655041
actually its not tha bad
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>>533654920
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>>533653996
>>533654920
OP you are actually a pretty cool guy.
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>>533654920
Good, good.
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combination with anchovies!
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Thank you based OP
Thank you...
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>>533655041
>as if you didnt order a second pizza that tastes good
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>>533655140
>>533655041
>>533654920

A real mans man. A destroyer of virginity. Im glad you liked it.
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>>533655353
quints
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Order Three Pizzas

A cheese pizza
A regular pizza
A plain pizza

Confusion/ Hilarity ensues
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>>533655140
so about that semen
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Thank you OP. You delivared unlike some faggots here.
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>>533655041
>>533655140
Awesome job OP
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Large Pizza

All meats and olives
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>>533647516
>>533648859
>>533650382
>>533653996
>>533654920

OP for pres!
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>>533653996
oh come on, not even cheese or sauce?
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>>533655353
then why have i already eat half of this one
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>>533653996
>>533654920
>>533655041
>>533655140
Dear Diary: Today OP wasn't a faggot.
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>>533654920
is that the black flag of AL Qaeda behind you? That beard? Are you Chechen?
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>>533651339
>??
>???
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>>533654868
>>533654392
>>533654238
>>533655320
>>533655709
>>533655517
All these newfags still trying to get win.
Read the thread dumbfucks.
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>>533655535
I'm seriously hungry. If someone gets quads after this post, I'll cum on the last piece. Not gonna eat it though.
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>>533653996
OP, you are da man.
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>>533656159
quad it up with Jesus's blessing
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>>533655887

Doesn't actually look terrible. Sort of like a foccaccia.
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>>533656159
well what's the fun in that?
don't make me retract my statement about you not being a faggot
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>>533656159
come on OP do it for your /b/rothers. Save /b/. Make this thread epic.
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bump for delicious
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>>533656467
Yeah, this is already the best roll thread of the night. Make it legendary.
Do it fag
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>>533656159
Come on, we can do this.
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gonna have to some serious gets before I even think about this
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>>533656159
eat your cum, we all had to do it when we joined /b/
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>>533655887
God damn that is some greasy ass dough. Is it buttered?
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>>533657101
Op just do it, embrace new feelings and experiences. It won't make you gay.
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Cheese Pizza
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>>533657105
God damn fag, what's up with you an your cum fetish.
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>>533657408
its the only way i feel alive any more
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>>533657101
nigga quads are near impossible so here's some trips.
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>>533657572
fuck your trips catch my 7
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>>533657348
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>>533656159
rollin
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>>533653996

my sides. fucking donezo.
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last piece you have until i finish my beer, its all up to you /b/
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>>533656159
rawling
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>>533657572
Fail
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>>533658048
op just eat you jizz
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>>533658048
if this post number ends with a 6, you have to cum on it and eat it.
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>>533658048
these quads need to happen
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>>533658048
if this post ends in a 2 you must cum on it and eat it
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op is good guy
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>>533658425
I'm 70% sure dubs, trips, quads, etc. are disabled...
Hey mods, you know you wanna see this.
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>>533658564
If this post ends in 0 you have to leave /b/ forever
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>>533658048
If i dont rool a 7 or 2, Op is a faggot
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rerolling!
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>>533658048
if this post ends in a 7 you must cum on it and eat it
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No sauce or cheese and extra onions with sausage.
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>>533658048
clock is ticking, can you do it
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>>533658048
if this post ends in a 5 you must cum on it and eat it
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>>533658564
IDs are back newfag. Also you can't make up your own fucking rules in a thread. Especially since OP is such a swanky dope motherfucker. So you need to get the fuck out of this thread before you make it cancerous.
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>>533658775
cum on op cum. check my 5
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>>533658048
if this post ends in a 1 you must cum on it and eat it
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>>533656159
Rolling for you to not do this, and instead eat a piece(s) of fruit.
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>>533658915
if this post ends in 3 you must cum and eat
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>>533658048
if this post ends in a 3 you must cum on it and eat it
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>>533658775
Why the fuck does that pic open sideways for me?
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>>533658048
5 get
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>>533659003
WINNER!
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>>533659003
called it!
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>>533659003
>>533648859
I called orginal pizza combo and this. Fucking eat your cum op
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>>533659003
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you. as much as i want to say singles dont count
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>533659003
OP makes the rules, not you.
Unless, OP, you want what your precious /b/tards want.
DO IT FAG
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>>533659003
>>533659331
Eat up bitch
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>>533659193
If this post ends in a number, you're a faggot and have to leave /b/ for ever.

Number get!
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>>533659331
nigga he had a 1 in 10 chance of getting that, do us the favor by cumming on your pizza and eating it now and forever be known as Based OP
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decide for yourself and stop being a fucking faggot
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anchovies with whatever wlse you want...
>op wont deliver.
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>>533659516
Yeah OP, you're already awesome.
Become based. This thread is already cap-worthy...
BE LEGENDARY
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pineapple, olive, green pepper, mushroom, sausage
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>>533659342
>>533659474
>>533659516
hold on, i need to get in the mood, this is some serious life-altering stuff going on.
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contribooting
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>>533659331
Dont let me down OP
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pepperoni and green peppers mushrooms olives chives
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>>533659765
HOLY SHIT HE'S GONNA DO IT
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>>533659861
YES I WAS WAITING FOR THIS
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>>533660000
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>>533659765
Op just swallow fast.
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This has been one best threads all month
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>>533660016
Fuck off, OP'S GONNA DELIVRAR AGAIN
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>>533659765
OP may an hero with all this pressure
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bamping for OP
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>>533647516
Reuben pizza with dill pickles and extra cheesa seriously OP its the shit.
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>>533647516

pepperoni
pepperoni
more pepperoni
pepperoni
every cheese type they have
bonus points ask if they have stuffed crust and if they do say ok good and order normal crust
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>>533660372
>>533660363
>>533659861
>>533659753
You niggers can't read, can you?
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bumping in a pretty cool thread
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Special Instructions for Preparer: Cum on it.
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>>533653996
top lel
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Dont me down.
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>>533660694
Pretty sure OP is kill now
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Post porn to help op get in the mood

op is fucking sexy btw.
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bump
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>>533660506
rolled by thread and posted on impulse, didnt read the whole thing, pld dont call me nigger
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Cum on OP! You can do this!
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>>533660948
Well, maybe reply AFTER you see/don't see a winrar
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>>533659516
you can do it OP, become Legend.
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>>533648859
Come on OP Its your time to shine again
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>>533661139
OP DON'T DIE ON ME YOU FAG
YOU ALREADY WERE COOL, BECOME BASED
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I BELIEVE IN OP, OP BELIEVES IN ME!
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>>533659765

Come on OP don't be a wuss
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fuck it rollin

534971777
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>>533647516
Cheese
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>>533661495
Damn nigga, you got plenty of these fatasses
Where'd you get em? Texas?
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>>533659765
come on OP you've been waiting for this day for years!
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>>533659765
if you do this, OP, I'll forever crown you the king of /b/ because it is in my power to do so
Captcha:kingnsf which
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>>533661828
I collect fat scooter people
>>
so much pressure, shit, i dont know if i can do this
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>>533659765
Please deliver
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>>533662056
Damn, you didn't fap yet, OP?
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>>533662056
THERE IS NOTHING TO LOSE, BUT THERE IS EVERYTHING TO GAIN
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>>533662056
YES YOU CAN! OP you can become a GOD!
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>>533649494
>JEAYV
>JEV
>JEW
cmon guys how could you miss this motherfucker
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>>533662056
I honestly don't see what's so hard about it. All you literally have to do is just masturbate to porn like you do normally, but just have a slice of 'za under you to catch your seed.
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>>533661941
Do it OP.
Please.
Become based.
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>>533662480
you forget the part about eating
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>>533662460
wait wtf did i fucking do right now
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>>533662056
dont tease me OP deliver.
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Dear God, please don't let OP fag out on us.
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>>533662056
Live on the edge.
Yesterday I took my boyfriend to see the Lego Movie. It was just us in the back row and one neckbeard in the front row. I started rubbing his cock through his pants and eventually pulled it out. Fucking terrified to get caught, I stroked him for a bit to keep him hard while I decided, finally I bent over the seat and sucked his cock, told him I want him to come on my face, and how much I love being a naughty slut. He couldn't help but give me what I was so desperate for. I kept sliding my lips up and down the length of his shaft, pressing my face into his pubes, licking around the tip and finally pulled back as he shot ripe after hot, sticky rope onto my face, in public, with that one neckbeard and the lego movie none the wiser. Hottest thing ever. I had to wipe it all off before we could walk out of there.

So yeah, MAN UP OP.
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>>533662056
OP, the worst that can happen is that you vomit a little due to disgust. You're not going to die, you're not going to get AIDS. As someone in pre-med, trust me. It's actually somewhat healthy if you do it sometimes.
Delivrar, OP.
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>>533647516

omg there is something about pizza

it's like drugs

can you be addicted to pizza?

i want one with salami, pineapple, olives, feta cheese. oh laawd nom nom nom. 3½ hours before any place near me is open though.
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>>533662056

How hard is to masturbate to a fucking pizza?
>>
Only Mushrooms
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>>533663271
ew, gay. gtfo faggot
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>>533663271
I hope this is real.
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>>533663271


but seriously OP do it
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>>533663475
FUCK OFF
DAMMIT OP MY PATIENCE IS RUNNING THIN
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c'mon do it for Saint Pauli
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>>533662056
do it for this OP
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>>533663475
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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>>533663832
Ahh, nostalgia...
Stealing these from that scrawny ass kid in middle school.
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>>533663514
It's real. Excuse the typos, and it was fun knowing we could get caught...but no one was at the lego movie at 1 pm on a wednesday.

anyways, do it op. I love cum and want to see this cum olive pizza. yum.
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>>533663994
DUDE
CAN YOU EVEN READ YOU FAGGOT
IS IT 2tldr4u?
>>
>>533647516
>2014
>still picking toppings instead of getting every topping for $8
>>
>>533662056
OP dont be a fag.
>>
>>533664058
you mean last year?
>>
Bacon, onion, ham, pepperoni, and sausage
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>>533663452
>>533661626
>>533660016
>>533663475
>>533659861
>>533659628
ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS NEED TO LURK MOAR
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>>533664434
I just got troled by le epic troler XD
Seriously, fuck off nigger
>>
>>533664630
what's wrong with you?

where did that come from?
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OP is a huge FAGGOT. I will take it back if he delivers.
>>
fuck ive got performance anxiety or something, cant stay hard. and now i can hear my roommates talking in the apartment shit fuck shit. i need grade porn right now, you want this? work for it
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>>533664809
You seem a bit flustered there pal
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>>533665090
hope this helps.
>>
OP is kill.
Why can't I ever witness epic threads and based gods being born?
>>
>>533665090
nigga..
>>
cheese
>>
>>533665116
I will admit, I was slightly assmad.
Considering I just called a middle schooler by a middle schooler
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>>533647516
no sauce, no nuggies, only secondary poop sauce,
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>>533665090
OP, right now /b/ is shit. But if you do this, you will have saved /b/ just a little bit. You really can be a messiah. Don't blow this chance to make a difference.
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>>533665090
CAMWHORES, ASSEMBLE
>>
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>>533647516
CHEEZE PIZZA
>>
>>533665686
this

we need hope
>>
pepperoni, mushroom, bacon, black olive, onion, and peppers
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OP, please. I'm tired from studying, if you can do this, my night can be over
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>>533665090
Ladies of /b/ it's your time to shine! Here, have some female Nostalgia! Hope this is payment enough!
>>
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>>533665090
OP I wish I was you in this position. To be a savior of /b/ is a once in a lifetime honor. This opportunity will never come again.
>>
>>533665581
10/10 comeback
even funnier coming from someone who called me a middle schooler who is really a middle schooler!

reversing comebacks is fun, huh?
>>
G9057858/110D9DD

try this OP it always makes me jizz
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I'm not proud of it, but i did it. My camera batteries died, i'll post pics in about 5 min. in the mean time heres the picuter i fapped to.

>inb4 animu
>inb4 weeaboo
fuck, i just came on a piece of pizza, i dont give a shit what you think
>>
>>533667058
did you eat it?
>>
>>533667058
DELIVER WEEBABOO!
>>
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>>533667058
You can do this OP
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>>533667058

Deliver it please!
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>>533667058
do i really have to eat this...
>>
>>533653996
fucking comedy gold
>>
>>533667684
A GOD IS BORN
LET US REJOICE
>>
>>533667684
Yes
>>
>>533667684
eat it faggit
>>
>>533667684
Yes be the Chemo that /b/ needs
>>
>>533667684
It's like you missed a shitton
DIP IT IN
captcha: dongshi for
>>
>>533667684
You kind of missed though
>>
>>533667684
save /b/. Be our hero
>>
>>533667684
its not bad i came on a burger from white castle and ate it before.
>>
>>533667684
EAT IT, DON'T BE A PUUUUUUSY
>>
>>533667684
Rescue us from these dark times /b/rother.
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>>533667684
>>
>>533667684
you dip it in the cum or you lick the box
make your choice
>>
>>533667684
Please, make my month.
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>>533667684
i gagged a little, actually a lot

will you accept this, do i need to post more
>>
>>533667684
time's awaitng OP
>>
you need to show a closeup of the jizz touching your lips while you eat
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>>533668372
There's no stopping now
>>
>>533668337
It has to be dipped
Otherwise it loses its significance.
>>
>>533668372
lick that cum. Im totally straight btw
>>
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>>533668372
>>533668372
>>533668372
>>533668372
>>533668372
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>>533668372
show semen glistening on your lips. We all have to make sacrifices for the well being of /b/.
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>>533668372
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>>533668372
kek
>>
>>533668372
Fuck yes OP. Goodnight, faggots
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>>533668372
Eat a olive/cum pile
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don't know if you can tell, but i circled the cum, its all there, well most of it. i feel sick, i'm gonna do it, i've already come this far. no point pussying out now
>>
>>533669061
"come"
>>
>>533669061
Go on OP. Become based...
>>
>>533669061
Good for you
Clearly a high point in your life right now.
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>>533669061
olive cum pile!
>>
I won it already.
>>
>>533669336
U wot
>>
>>533669061
I am very proud of you OP. This marks a new era in your life.
>>
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>>533669061
EAT EVERYTHING
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>>533669061

I don't belive you put that shit in your mouth with your face
>>
>>533669061
inb4 creative tear
>>
>>533669061
HAHAHA OP YOU LEFT A PUBIC HAIR ON IT TOO
>>
>>533669507
LAWL
>>
>>533669548
fuck you
>>
>>533669982
A GOD IS BORN
>>
>>533669671
good eye
>>
>>533647516

onion and anchovy
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>>533669982
Posting in Epic Thread
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>>533669982
worst pizza ive ever had, fuck you /b/

i hope you die in a fire

fuck
>>
>>533669982
HAPPENING
>>
>>533669982
AMAZING
>>
>>533670183
late to the party...
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