thinking of ordering a pizza
67 decides what I should get
no sauce, no cheese, Just black olives
again roll for this
eat olives bitch
Don't let us down OP
ordered from dominos cuz im not gonna waste money on this shit ass pizza, i'll post pics after it gets here
had to order a soda cuz it doesn't meet delivery price requirements
fuck i wanted something good, god damnit
Pineapple, Pepperoni and Sliced Pepperoncini or Jalapeno which ever they have, preferably Pepperoncini.
Sweet, Salty, and Spicy
OP you the man
I feel bad for you OP
here have this.
It shouldn't take too long to cook.
I better see a pic of the whole thing and you taking a bite. I want to see your tears.
dunk it in your semen and eat it, I will allow that.
patience OP, your time will come.
this thread makes me want to stick a frozen pizza in the oven.
anyway, if OP delivers, he'll be the greatest OP of all time.
Be happy, they could have done a lot worse. Like asked the actual trash as a topping or some weird shit. hell I am shocked no one asked for shit on the pizza! This is what you get when you come to /b/ for help.
although just anchovies only would have been good too
this looks so fucking bad, holy shit
Cum on it for /b/s sake. Cure the cancer!
6x extra cheese, 2x red peppers, 2x green peppers, 3x your preferred fish varient = maximum vomit
make the delivery man draw doge on the box and delivar pics
become a demi-god OP. Cum on and eat that shit.
why did i to do this?
actually its not tha bad
Awesome job OP
then why have i already eat half of this one
Dear Diary: Today OP wasn't a faggot.
OP, you are da man.
well what's the fun in that?
don't make me retract my statement about you not being a faggot
gonna have to some serious gets before I even think about this
last piece you have until i finish my beer, its all up to you /b/
if this post number ends with a 6, you have to cum on it and eat it.
if this post ends in a 2 you must cum on it and eat it
I'm 70% sure dubs, trips, quads, etc. are disabled...
Hey mods, you know you wanna see this.
if this post ends in a 7 you must cum on it and eat it
clock is ticking, can you do it
if this post ends in a 5 you must cum on it and eat it
IDs are back newfag. Also you can't make up your own fucking rules in a thread. Especially since OP is such a swanky dope motherfucker. So you need to get the fuck out of this thread before you make it cancerous.
if this post ends in a 1 you must cum on it and eat it
if this post ends in 3 you must cum and eat
if this post ends in a 3 you must cum on it and eat it
I called orginal pizza combo and this. Fucking eat your cum op
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you. as much as i want to say singles dont count
If this post ends in a number, you're a faggot and have to leave /b/ for ever.
nigga he had a 1 in 10 chance of getting that, do us the favor by cumming on your pizza and eating it now and forever be known as Based OP
Dont let me down OP
pepperoni and green peppers mushrooms olives chives
HOLY SHIT HE'S GONNA DO IT
Op just swallow fast.
OP may an hero with all this pressure
every cheese type they have
bonus points ask if they have stuffed crust and if they do say ok good and order normal crust
bumping in a pretty cool thread
you can do it OP, become Legend.
Come on OP Its your time to shine again
I BELIEVE IN OP, OP BELIEVES IN ME!
come on OP you've been waiting for this day for years!
if you do this, OP, I'll forever crown you the king of /b/ because it is in my power to do so
I collect fat scooter people
THERE IS NOTHING TO LOSE, BUT THERE IS EVERYTHING TO GAIN
YES YOU CAN! OP you can become a GOD!
I honestly don't see what's so hard about it. All you literally have to do is just masturbate to porn like you do normally, but just have a slice of 'za under you to catch your seed.
you forget the part about eating
dont tease me OP deliver.
Dear God, please don't let OP fag out on us.
Live on the edge.
Yesterday I took my boyfriend to see the Lego Movie. It was just us in the back row and one neckbeard in the front row. I started rubbing his cock through his pants and eventually pulled it out. Fucking terrified to get caught, I stroked him for a bit to keep him hard while I decided, finally I bent over the seat and sucked his cock, told him I want him to come on my face, and how much I love being a naughty slut. He couldn't help but give me what I was so desperate for. I kept sliding my lips up and down the length of his shaft, pressing my face into his pubes, licking around the tip and finally pulled back as he shot ripe after hot, sticky rope onto my face, in public, with that one neckbeard and the lego movie none the wiser. Hottest thing ever. I had to wipe it all off before we could walk out of there.
So yeah, MAN UP OP.
OP, the worst that can happen is that you vomit a little due to disgust. You're not going to die, you're not going to get AIDS. As someone in pre-med, trust me. It's actually somewhat healthy if you do it sometimes.
omg there is something about pizza
it's like drugs
can you be addicted to pizza?
i want one with salami, pineapple, olives, feta cheese. oh laawd nom nom nom. 3½ hours before any place near me is open though.
How hard is to masturbate to a fucking pizza?
c'mon do it for Saint Pauli
do it for this OP
It's real. Excuse the typos, and it was fun knowing we could get caught...but no one was at the lego movie at 1 pm on a wednesday.
anyways, do it op. I love cum and want to see this cum olive pizza. yum.
OP is a huge FAGGOT. I will take it back if he delivers.
fuck ive got performance anxiety or something, cant stay hard. and now i can hear my roommates talking in the apartment shit fuck shit. i need grade porn right now, you want this? work for it
You seem a bit flustered there pal
hope this helps.
OP, right now /b/ is shit. But if you do this, you will have saved /b/ just a little bit. You really can be a messiah. Don't blow this chance to make a difference.
OP, please. I'm tired from studying, if you can do this, my night can be over
Ladies of /b/ it's your time to shine! Here, have some female Nostalgia! Hope this is payment enough!
OP I wish I was you in this position. To be a savior of /b/ is a once in a lifetime honor. This opportunity will never come again.
I'm not proud of it, but i did it. My camera batteries died, i'll post pics in about 5 min. in the mean time heres the picuter i fapped to.
fuck, i just came on a piece of pizza, i dont give a shit what you think
You can do this OP
do i really have to eat this...
i gagged a little, actually a lot
will you accept this, do i need to post more
time's awaitng OP
don't know if you can tell, but i circled the cum, its all there, well most of it. i feel sick, i'm gonna do it, i've already come this far. no point pussying out now
I am very proud of you OP. This marks a new era in your life.
I don't belive you put that shit in your mouth with your face
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worst pizza ive ever had, fuck you /b/
i hope you die in a fire