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can we get an NZ thread up in here???????

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can we get an NZ thread up in here???????
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>>532461746
looking for a tinn in east Auckland/ glendowie
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God Save the Queen
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>>532461906
can she drop a twenty bag?
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>>532462024
Yes
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>>532462163
then god save her
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>>532462145
to late
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why are IDs even back?
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>>532463492
because fuck your face cunt, got any buds?
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anyone in chch dtf? 18/m
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>>532463804
anyone?
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Sup nz bros, i need some advice.

Some chick i started dating wanted to keep our relationship a secret and i accidentally let the word out, she says she isnt pissed and she can roll with it but i dunno

How fucked am i bros.
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>>532463701
weed is unhealthy
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>>532463943
>>>/adv/
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>>532463943
only slightly, just do as she says from now on untill shes ready to front up
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>>532463804

lol that better not be you oscar
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>>532463895

Well, what are you.
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>>532463943
If she's cool with it, it's all good, yeah?
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remember them roastbusters?
those were some good cunts.
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>>532464153

who's oscar? who are you?
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>>532464118
>just do as she says
don't listen to this beta
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>>532464236
hahaha yea.......
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>>532464320
>not readying the whole comment

you obv
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>>532463943

i dont understand bitches that want to keep shit a secret. I had a girl like that, it made me wonder if she was ashamed of saying she was with me or some shit.

females, how do they work?
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requiring 1/8th or a half in lower hutt
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>>532461746
need a drug hookup for hamilton for when im up there next im white and nerdy btw
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>>532464531
Nah i think she just wanted to test the waters first, when i just dived in.
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>>532461746

chch
Any1 waNNa pAint some trains ???
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>>532463492

Because moot is a good person, unlike your stupid ass.
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>>532463976

binge drinking is unhealthy

go fuck yourself cunt
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Who's in central otago? haah.
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>>532465147
thanks m8

good luck finding a girl who isn't embarrassed to be around you
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>>532464867

bump, no1 want to spray wid me
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>>532461746

No. Fuck New Zealand. This country sucks and you're all a bunch of fucking drugged-up hippies. Fuck you guys, I'm moving countries.
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>>532464867

What's your tag?

Know that V guy?
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>>532465679

v guy?
Mad respect for jfk/bore/jfc/evack/bc/Kars/slep

fUk force
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>>532465429

Are you implying that I smoke everyday and wear 420 tshirts?

Buddy, please stop.
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>>532465535
n0t 1f u taLk lyk dis
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>>532465989
>Mad respect for jfk/bore/jfc/evack/bc/Kars/slep
>fUk force

He does these cool as stencils.
I've only seen one near my missus' place but she saw another of his in town some where.

Know anyone with the last name Tuuta then?
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>>532466181

Haha sorry man.

Do you graff
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>>532466112
FEMALES. how do they work?
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>>532466367
I don't.

You should upload some of your work
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>>532466446

Newfag.
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>>532466689
Only newfags call each other newfags, newfag.

:^y
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>>532466750

lol
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anyone got dope in gfield
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>>532466893

>Implying Labour is better
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>>532467212

Both parties are bullshit
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>>532466893
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>>532467427
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Looking for 50 in welly
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>>532467386
greens minority race
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>>532467869

Yeah i'd go for them but they need some better leaders.
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Nelson hurrrrr
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>>532468094
don't all the parties.........
I see it as the lesser of the evils
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whats up dirtbags
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I'm from the US and I just want to move after college, Should I go to NZ or Australia?

Pros / cons?
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>>532468521
Oi fack off m8 we r full
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>>532468398

I couldn't imagine a green government though. That would be interesting to see.
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>>532468521
Aus: More money, more racism, more deadly creatures, worse accent

NZ: Less money, friendlier [citation needed], nearly no deadly creatures and an accent that sounds kinda British to an untrained ear
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mdma caps for sale in Auckland. 80% pure mdma 20% caffeine (tested). Probably some of the better stuff going around atm. $25 each, can deliver for orders over 10 caps.
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sausage here, always considered moving to queens town, been a few times, met like three people who are actually from NZ there, basically just enjoy the snow.

is it a legit place to live or does it get old? also is summer there ok? what do you even do.
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>>532468886
just don't put us behind a wheel and we're sweet.
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>>532468879
I was reading up about them, It would be sweet as for uni students and pot would be legal, meaning more tourism ect
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>>532469354
>Sweet as for uni students
Elaborate, please.
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>>532469354

They'd legalise it? i thought they'd only decriminalise it and make it for medical only. Well, that's all I've heard them say

I assume the uni students would get a lot of grants and shit
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>>532468902
post number if interested, and will get back to you sometime during the day 2mro, very busy selling to those attending rapture
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>>532467386

Thank you.
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>>532469532

you buy your shit online or you make it?
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>>532469063

I hear it is real expensive
Which makes sense considering it is a tourist town really.
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>>532469527
>>532469453
More scholarships and every year you work full time in New Zealand is a year of student debt wiped off.
With weed, in the short term they will decriminalize and make it legal for medical use, in the long term they will make it legal.
https://www.greens.org.nz/
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taupo fag reporting in.
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>>532469735
I buy it from a guy who makes it in bulk. Recent shipment from vietnam is some of the highest grade iv seen make it to nz in years
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Why did this thread turn into a fucking hippie fest? Can't you retards do anything but think of drugs?
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>>532469786

2. Medium Term Steps

> Ban broadcast alcohol advertising and direct-to-consumer advertising of pharmaceuticals.
> Introduce a legal age limit of 18 years for personal cannabis use.
> Define in law the limits on growing cannabis for personal use.
> Ensure it remains an offence to drive while under the influence of cannabis.
> Support strong integration of, and better resourcing for, mental health and substance misuse services.
> Place tighter controls on highly addictive prescription drugs.

at least one party knows the right approach.
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>>532469786
you're brain dead, m8

no need to post any further
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>>532470000

dem quads bro

you send to wellington? how much can you sell?
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>>532470161

oh fuck off cunt, go sip on your corona you faggot
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>>532470191
le epic quads ;D
literally happens every 4 minutes
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>>532470191
too risky shipping, I only do personal pickups of deliveries. The furtherest I go is Hamilton if they order enough. I currently have about 1700 caps but going pretty quick.
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>>532470071
Well this is New Zealand...........
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>>532469786
Holy crap.

>Introduce a debt write-off scheme so that, at the end of studies, each year the person stays in Aotearoa and contributes through paid or unpaid full time work, a year's worth of debt will be wiped.

>Make all unemployed students eligible for the unemployment benefit over the summer holiday, irrespective of parental income.

I think I might've just become a Greens voter.

Shit.
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>>532470490

I guess you've got a point there. Most people in this country are fucking idiots. Is it too much to ask for this country to grow up and get some Goddamn decency?

Wait.... Yes. Yes it is.
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>>532461746
i use contrasiption iviry time i hev six broo.

noo sorry thets a fub
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Flying up to Auckland in a month for the NIN/ QOSA concert, anyone got any good hook ups?

Will hook you up at the Wellington Concert
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>>532470071
I'm thinking of cleaning up my act and going back to getting pissed and beating the shit out of whiteboys in town like a good legal citizen again
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>>532470615

You're the cancer that's killing this country.
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>>532471117

Fuck you, you stupid nigger piece of shit.
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>>532471207
who do you vote for then?
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>>532471207
I know, I know. I can't stand them. But if they're gonna bribe me with offers like this, I can hardly refuse, can I?

I'll vote blue once I'm above average wage.
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>>532471370

Definitely not the fucking Greens. I'd like to think New Zealand's economy will still exist next year. It won't if they ever win (which they won't).

I used to hate them, but right now, I'd say NZ First is the best choice. Disagree with Winston Peters if you want, but he's not stupid. I'm not going to defend him or anything, either, but at least he isn't National or Labour.

Also, if you vote Labour at this point, you're a fucking piece of shit.
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>>532471658

The problem is that you wouldn't be ABLE to get above average wage if you vote for the Greens, because they'll sink the economy before you even get another vote.
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>>532471887
>>532471802
How exactly will they sink the economy?
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>>532471887
It'll be a few years down in the dumps while I work my way through uni for free, but by the time I'm out of study they'll be out of parliament. Then it'll be a long streak of blue.
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>>532471986

By spending way too much money on giving everyone free everything.

Pro-tip: Nothing is free.

>>532472058

A few years? I think you underestimate the impact this would have. Go learn something about economics then come back.

As for free uni, fuck you. Go work your ass off to pay for it like the rest of us. You free-leeching faggots sicken me. If you want something, work for it. Nothing in life is handed out to you for free (unless you're a piece of shit nigger).
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>>532465649
Okay then
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>>532464236
what happened to them in the end?
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>>532472268

I agree. Although I feel that the amount it costs for uni is ridiculous.

I would like the Greens to have more influence in the Govt but I don't think I'd like to see them drive our economy into the shitter. inb4greece 2.0
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>>532472715
fuck off, it's cheap as shit in nz.

what? 6k. that's nothing by international standards.

and with all the fucking student allowances etc, you can come out of uni without paying a dime
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>>532472715
>what is interest-free?
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>>532472715

It's not that expensive, to be fair. Student loans are pretty much interest-free whilst you're studying, and you can pay them back with a part-time job, then a full-time job after the fact.

>>532472883

Student allowances? Those are for people whose parents earn under a certain amount. Then again, with all the niggers that suck off the government, and the useless, trashy people in this country, I'm sure there are tons of them that get free money.

For me personally, I'm not eligible for a student allowance, so anything I borrow, I have to pay back. Such is life.
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>>532472883
>>532473030


I hadn't checked the various course costs, I just assumed they'd be pretty high.

I guess it is quite cheap here yeah.

>>532473207

What are you studying?
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Any of you guys know if I'd be able to get into uni, if I've got a degree from weltec?
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>>532473539

Japanese, Media Studies and Education.
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>>532473929
Let me guess... you want to teach English in Japan?
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21 / M / Auckland (eastern bays)

Anyone keen to meet for a single valentine's fuck? I have a big dick if that helps.
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>>532476058

this guys>>532473753 keen
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>>532469532
[email protected]
I'd probably get 20 mate
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>>532477630

plants are about a week and a bit away btw
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>>532468521
>Should I go to NZ or Australia?
no
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>>532469786
I've never voted but I'm gonna vote for them next time
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>>532470107
quite sensible but cannabis age should be a bit higher cos teen smokers are at a higher risk of schitzophrenia
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>>532478682
>I've never voted
that's solely because you were underage
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>>532471802
granddad get off /b/
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>>532471802
but then if you vote for NZ first it's a vote for National, both Key and Peters have said they'd work together.

you're right about Labour though.. and I wont vote Greens ...I'll write I disagree with every party and politician" on my voting form and have it go through as a non-vote.. if enough people either don't vote or do this it might send a message.

The job of the government is to serve the people... every one in parliment has forgotten that and are furthering their own interests and should step the fuck down..
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>>532478534

Cons:
Maoris
More Maoris
LOTS OF FUCKING MAORIS
Assholes everywhere
Too many sluts

>>532479036

>Implying you're a little kid

GTFO, faggot.

>>532479045

True, but at least that'd send them a message.

But you're right. The government is fucked. Thing is, though, if I don't vote, then I don't get to have my say. Sure, it'd be nice if we could all not vote and say "fuck you, government", but since all the cancer in this country WILL be voting, the only way to make yourself heard is to vote against them.
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>>532475131

Not at all. That's only a backup plan. I've got other options that I'm pursuing first. Teaching English in a foreign country is too much of a copout if you do it as your #1, which is why it's only something that's there for me to fall back on if absolutely necessary.
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>>532476381

Hilarious.

Go back to kindergarten, faggot.
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>>532477742
Ohhhh, it's you again.
So swiy got the pills online also?
Which market place did swiy use?
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>>532477742
So you get it from the guy. Didn't see that. How about the plants, which marketplace?
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20/m/chch

gf's out of town, open relationship, wat do
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>>532479771
I used to say/think that "if you don't vote you don't get a say." but.. there's truly no one to vote for..
Previous elections I've voted Labor ..but I'm now strongly against giving that party with all of it's collective retardation.. and really there's not much difference between Labor and National at this point..

If everyone wrote "fuck you" on their voting forms the general unease with NZ's political system would be heard..
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>>532480253
how does it feel knowing your gf is fucking another guy every night?
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31/m/auckland central/blood type O/187cm tall/91Kg/single/heterosexual
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>>532480441

Well, like I said, the problem is that you technically could have a say by not voting, but unless enough people do it, it won't do shit.
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>>532480724
It's always the same.. rich jews getting richer or people who sell out as soon as they're in parliment and let themselves be brought or people that go in to politics to get rich..

what New Zealand needs is communism installed by revolution.. a government that governs the least and least eventually letting the people govern themselves.. the prime minister being just a figure head to represent the people of New Zealand's views and interests abroad..
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>>532481362

What New Zealand needs is people with fucking brains.
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>>532472268
Stupidest opinion ever. Its always the Right that push us into a deficit - learn history before claiming ridiculousness.
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>>532481716
come back and post after you finish NCEA lv1 Eco
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>>532481654
yeah that too... but the idiot's in power actually have brains just.. their agenda is accumulatin g more shekels ..not the best interests of new zealand or new zealanders..

it's criminal.. like that Main Zeal thing.. ex prime minister Jenny Shiply is on the board of directors.. the day the company goes under.. she resigns the night before and "lol I didn't know." ...it's symptomatic of every politician in parliment.. they make their fortune.. live better than we do.. then jump ship and fuck over the little guy..
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>>532481902
u don't know what you're talking about
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>>532482923
>Stupidest
don't forget those literacy credits too
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>>532480253
that's how you get aids
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>>532472268

You're a fucking retard. You do realise you can fill out a form and claim you don't have contact with your parents? Bend over more you little bitch so the government can fuck your arse harder with their grey areas that you're too stupid to investigate.
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Hibiscus coast fag here. 18/male. Anyone keen to hang/fuck?
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>>532485352
WTF?
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>>532485352
>posting in a dead thread
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