Bill Keller used to be a nationally broadcast evangelist until he couldn't afford his paid programming spots. Now he's a back-bencher trolling YouTube.
Can we focus on his flailing career, instead of engaging in stupid religion-based trolls all night? He's obviously set in his spiritual predilections. There's no sense in trolling him unless you get personal.
This is what's wrong with /b/.
Who in the fuck is Bill Keller?
Why are we trolling this nobody, we should be finding a way to troll someone that is actually on fucking tv so people actually notice.
vid related; it's the greatest troll in the last 5 years
remember: he won't change his mind about his view. he won't change his mind about ideology.
the only way to get through to him is his failed career as an evangelist. his failed attempt to break into the christian mainstream.
he is a failure, clinging onto the crumbs of his former success. we must remind him of that.
STREAM IS HERE. TIME LEFT IS UNDER THE VIDEO
FFS ITS RIGHT HERE I SWEAR TO GOD IF SOME NEWFAG COMES IN ASKING FOR THE STREAM YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOW
DONT GO TO YOUTUBE AND GIVE HIM YOUR VIEW AND ADSENSE MONEY
FOR ALL THE NEWFAGS WHO DO NOT READ THE THREADS
>BILL IS IN THE THREADS. HIS MINIONS, PROBABLY MIKE AND CHERISE, ARE IN THE THREADS. THEY TRY TO SPREAD MISINFORMATION AND DISCOURAGE YOU FROM CONTINUING.
>ONLY PLAY SANIC. DO NOT TRY TO TALK TO HIM AT ALL. HE WILL PRETEND YOU SAID SOMETHING LEGITIMATE AND TALK ABOUT THAT. THAT IS WHAT HE WANTS. THE GOAL IS TO SIMPLY WASTE HIS AIRTIIME BY MAKING HIM HANG UP IMMEDIATELY ON ALL HIS CALLERS. THIS IS WHAT HURTS HIM. THIS IS WHAT MAKES HIM RAGE. TELLING STORIES IS WHAT MAKES HIM HAVE A BETTER SHOW.
USE THE FILMON LINK. LAST NIGHT HE AND/OR MIKE WAS DESPERATELY TRYING TO DISCOURAGE IT. YOUTUBE GIVES HIM VIEWS AND MONEY, FILMON DOESN'T. BILL EVEN MENTIONED IT IN THE SHOW, WHICH MEANS IT MAKES HIM RAGE.
HE ALSO SAYS HE'S WINNING TO TRY TO GET YOU TO GIVE UP, BUT THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WIN IS IF WE STOP SPAMMING SANIC. HE CANNOT PHYSICALLY STOP US, HE CAN ONLY CONVINCE YOU TO STOP, BUT SPAMMING SANIC IS WHAT'S MADE HIM RAGE SO HARD THESE PAST FEW SHOWS, SO DO NOT STOP WITH THE SANICS.
Three simple rules
>NO STORIES, ONLY SANIC
>USE FILMON, NOT YOUTUBE
>NO STORIES YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS, ONLY SANIC
There's also the issue of chats. I don't bother using them, don't get the point, but Jesuscarpeter was the one we were using since the start. Bill has been trying to say it had malware and spamming his own chat which requires downloads and has hilariously suspicious URLS. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SHOULDN'T NEED TO BE TOLD THIS, BUT DON'T CLICK THE HILARIOUSLY SUSPICIOUS URLS. JUST CALL BILL/MIKE A FAGGOT AND MOVE ON.
do you even read threads
hello minion of Bill how is Bill is he kill
Speakers are your only option
confirmed for goblin of Bill
If you can't Sanic, just scream at him or something. NO SPEAKING THOUGH. ONLY DO THINGS SO ANNOYING HE HAS TO HANG UP. NOTHING THAT HE CAN PRETEND IS A CONVERSATION.
Shut the fuck up, Bill.
For the newfags, the only difference with Filmon is that you can't rewind it, which is a tiny inconvenience considering that Bill hates when you use Filmon because you don't give him views. Want proof he hates it? He just tried to tell us to not use it. We've been using it since last week when he tried to close the youtube stream early to get rid of us. it didn't work. Last night on the show he mentioned filmon and everything, because it was pissing him off.