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Bill Keller used to be a nationally broadcast evangelist until

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Bill Keller used to be a nationally broadcast evangelist until he couldn't afford his paid programming spots. Now he's a back-bencher trolling YouTube.

Can we focus on his flailing career, instead of engaging in stupid religion-based trolls all night? He's obviously set in his spiritual predilections. There's no sense in trolling him unless you get personal.
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bamp
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tl;dr: when you call this moron, focus on his career, not god

goal is to make him cry tonight
i believe in us
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bamp
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>>531349096
This is what's wrong with /b/.
Who in the fuck is Bill Keller?
Why are we trolling this nobody, we should be finding a way to troll someone that is actually on fucking tv so people actually notice.
vid related; it's the greatest troll in the last 5 years
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V8zkhfDGMw
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>>531350608
?
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He's going to be doing a broadcast tonight right?
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>>531350919
mon-fri 12 am to 2 am
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>>531350608
Bill pls
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last night he said that tonight was a special on homosexuality
can't wait for him to ream out some thick fags
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link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QShFgcKohUg

remember: he won't change his mind about his view. he won't change his mind about ideology.

the only way to get through to him is his failed career as an evangelist. his failed attempt to break into the christian mainstream.

he is a failure, clinging onto the crumbs of his former success. we must remind him of that.
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when does the stream start?
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http://www.filmon.com/channel/the-walk-tv

STREAM IS HERE. TIME LEFT IS UNDER THE VIDEO

FFS ITS RIGHT HERE I SWEAR TO GOD IF SOME NEWFAG COMES IN ASKING FOR THE STREAM YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOW

DONT GO TO YOUTUBE AND GIVE HIM YOUR VIEW AND ADSENSE MONEY
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>>531348170
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>>531349096
FOR ALL THE NEWFAGS WHO DO NOT READ THE THREADS

>BILL IS IN THE THREADS. HIS MINIONS, PROBABLY MIKE AND CHERISE, ARE IN THE THREADS. THEY TRY TO SPREAD MISINFORMATION AND DISCOURAGE YOU FROM CONTINUING.

>ONLY PLAY SANIC. DO NOT TRY TO TALK TO HIM AT ALL. HE WILL PRETEND YOU SAID SOMETHING LEGITIMATE AND TALK ABOUT THAT. THAT IS WHAT HE WANTS. THE GOAL IS TO SIMPLY WASTE HIS AIRTIIME BY MAKING HIM HANG UP IMMEDIATELY ON ALL HIS CALLERS. THIS IS WHAT HURTS HIM. THIS IS WHAT MAKES HIM RAGE. TELLING STORIES IS WHAT MAKES HIM HAVE A BETTER SHOW.

USE THE FILMON LINK. LAST NIGHT HE AND/OR MIKE WAS DESPERATELY TRYING TO DISCOURAGE IT. YOUTUBE GIVES HIM VIEWS AND MONEY, FILMON DOESN'T. BILL EVEN MENTIONED IT IN THE SHOW, WHICH MEANS IT MAKES HIM RAGE.

http://www.filmon.com/channel/the-walk-tv

HE ALSO SAYS HE'S WINNING TO TRY TO GET YOU TO GIVE UP, BUT THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WIN IS IF WE STOP SPAMMING SANIC. HE CANNOT PHYSICALLY STOP US, HE CAN ONLY CONVINCE YOU TO STOP, BUT SPAMMING SANIC IS WHAT'S MADE HIM RAGE SO HARD THESE PAST FEW SHOWS, SO DO NOT STOP WITH THE SANICS.

Three simple rules

>NO STORIES, ONLY SANIC
>USE FILMON, NOT YOUTUBE
>NO STORIES YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS, ONLY SANIC

There's also the issue of chats. I don't bother using them, don't get the point, but Jesuscarpeter was the one we were using since the start. Bill has been trying to say it had malware and spamming his own chat which requires downloads and has hilariously suspicious URLS. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SHOULDN'T NEED TO BE TOLD THIS, BUT DON'T CLICK THE HILARIOUSLY SUSPICIOUS URLS. JUST CALL BILL/MIKE A FAGGOT AND MOVE ON.
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>>531349096
When is it on?
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>>531352905
midnight
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>>531352905
2 min
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>>531352905
see
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or>>531352439
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Link?
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>>531353054
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QShFgcKohUg

here you go brother
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>>531353054
do you even read threads
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>>531353164
Cool, thanks. What time?
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>>531353164
SHUT THE FUCK UP, BILL.

>DO NOT USE THE YOUTUBE STREAM, USE FILMON. YOUTUBE GIVES HIM VIEWS, FILMON MAKES HIM RAGE.

http://www.filmon.com/channel/the-walk-tv
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>>531353164
hello minion of Bill how is Bill is he kill
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How do I Sanic into phone?

Speakers are not an option
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>>531353276
DO NOT USE YOUTIBE TO WATCH USE FILM LINK


SOME RETSRD TOLD U TO USE YOUTYBE
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>>531353307
dude your stream sucks
i would have linked to it if it was any good

to anyone wondering, it starts at midnight
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>>531353434
Speakers are your only option
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>>531353514
confirmed for goblin of Bill
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>>531353434
>>531353434
If you can't Sanic, just scream at him or something. NO SPEAKING THOUGH. ONLY DO THINGS SO ANNOYING HE HAS TO HANG UP. NOTHING THAT HE CAN PRETEND IS A CONVERSATION.
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>>531353514
Stfu bill you old twat
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>>531353793
>>531353669
samefag

dude juat find a better mirror
yours blows
stop being a fag and get a better mirror fag
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>>531353514
Shut the fuck up, Bill.

For the newfags, the only difference with Filmon is that you can't rewind it, which is a tiny inconvenience considering that Bill hates when you use Filmon because you don't give him views. Want proof he hates it? He just tried to tell us to not use it. We've been using it since last week when he tried to close the youtube stream early to get rid of us. it didn't work. Last night on the show he mentioned filmon and everything, because it was pissing him off.
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>>531353967
It's not a mirror, Bill, you stupid nigger, it streams tv stations live.
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>>531353967
Bill you pleb

No one wants to give you AdSense money fucking twat
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>>531352439
Onward!
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>>531354020
>>531354163
>>531354547
samefag
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he's drunk already
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UGH. Why the fuck does he need to talk for an hour first?
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BIIIIL KELLERRRR
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