Ok /b/ we're robbing a bank, who's coming with me?
Overwatch. Things get out of hand, I'll pick em off, emergency medic if needed, can create a distraction if needed. Not to worry, silenced weapons if the attention comes my way.
(forgot the damn picture)
I'll be watching from an adjacent building, sir.
I can give clear and concise directions and only ask for 5%.
25% if death is to be dealt.
I'll stand at the door, keeping an eye out. We're going in half an hour, DON'T be late this time.
We want to hurt no one! We're here for the bank's money, not your money. Your money is insured by the federal government, you're not gonna lose a dime! Think of your families, don't risk your life. Don't try and be a hero!
Somebody has to carry all the money bags right?
Im here to sell post apocalyptic propane and propane accessories
well somebody's gotta breach the vault, might as well do that
THE BATTLE WAS OVER BEFORE IT EVEN BEGAN.
Me and some friends are coming along. Hope you don't mind.
I'm an innocent bystander, that gets shot during the robbery. Fuck.
Gonna help in getting money and carrying it out.
Will get there backdoor as a worker.
I'll be coming along too.I will sit by the door waiting for you to come back.If thing get messy I can handle it.
Hello I will help and also host the party afterwards. Vodka all around
I am here to fuck shit up. If people enter the bank, I will bring them back out again, in a body bag...
I'm here to shoot up the Ill handle ank kids in the bank
We technicians doesn't really like being the center of attention. ill just shut off the security and get the vault door...
I'll be inside posing as a civilian in case the police try some faggot hostage rescue shit
fuck me you made me loose all control laughing, i woke my baby up, and my wife hit me.
I am heavy weapons guy.I'll do general entertainment and drunken humor and when the police show up i'll simply sit there and drink and shoot.
Helping out, I was part of the Bolivian Police force (UTARC) until we were disbanded.
the essential robbery getup
>change of clothes
>stuff ti burn your stuff
confused hunter, if we get overwhelmed with rabbits and deer im on it,
The civilian who will try to stop you by killing one of you only to get shot shortly after reporting in.
this is the head of the bank speaking. none of you niggers are going to get your hands on any of this.
HK 33 + Scope
Beretta M9 Sup.
Franchi PA-3 + Slugs
Packed a gun cleaning kit and flint & steel.
Don't worry /b/ros, just escape in the sewers, I will take care of the police.
I'll just hang out up front and shoot police car doors off.
Gotta have my orange juice though.
Id love to see someone try to be a hero with a shotgun pointed at their head
Got you covered from the storefront across the street OP
What I would ideally bring, more than enough tho.
Gasoline and lighter to burn my clothes and a change.
I spent much too much time on this.
For night time or some shit.
cut electric wire from outside. smoke everything inside the bank. get the bankmanager and take him back to the safe(there usually is no daylight thats what the nightvision is for) if he wont tell us anything, kill him, C4 the door.
before you guys go I'll disable the alarms and cameras and shit
I'll kill you all faggots.
I'll be the one who will settle this plan
>infiltrate your team
>learn the plan
>help out with whatever task I'm assigned
>figure out ways to sabotage any getaway/overwatch
>inside the bank
>everything goes smoothly
>vault doors open
>use this moment to take out the team within the bank
>drops guns and vest
>change clothes inside the vault
>set up the explosives
>fill the backpack with all that I can carry
>trash the detonator
Bags to carry all the money complete with the knife I'll place in your back and take it all on my own
(P.S. The guy to come fuck up every heister.)
I have been baptized twice, once in water, once in flame.
Disguised as a hobo, keeping watch. Could also flank the police response if all goes to shit in a confrontation
This is the police, we've got you surrounded. Drop your weapons and come out with your hands over your head!
I got the potaters if ya get hungry. They only 5 years old but they are edible... right?
I got the smoke screen and glowsticks. I'll cut them up close-quarters while they can't see shit, and you guys work on the safe.
I've been a cop this whole time, you're all under arrest.
put me on the perimeter. they wont get through the door
alright guys, light and fast, with minimal noise is how I'd do it.
You're all surrounded.
Surrender, or be forced to inhale tear gas and have flash bang grenades thrown at you until you get shot to death.
GUYS THE THERMAL DRILL........GO GET IT!
oh god im so sorry, sorry im late.
Now you were asking for a medic and ammo and other survival shit right?
I hope we're not be stealing the same bank
god dammit I always forget my pics in these threads.
Don't worry, I got your back OP. I'll make sure that none of those pot smoking socialist communist nazis threaten our bank heist!
Not a passport, its the "escape plan".
I rob a bank in plain daylight. It's priceless. As I'm stealing the money, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's bank. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all day. Later, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the cash.
Question is... How big is this bank and how much money are we getting. Because with all these people they are going to want a cut. Unless you want to have a fucking deathwatch after a bank robbery.
Okay OP here is the plan.
You and your men walk inside of the bank and hold the place up. Then somebody calls the police(its gonna happen) and you and your men hijack the pa system inside of the bank. Then you take my jailbroken ipod touch and plug it into the pa system. Then the cops show up and start shooting at you, and we start blasting Bangarang by Skrillex and I will run outside with my tomohawk in hand and jump up into the air and turn 720 degrees before throwing the tomohawk right into the police chief's head. Then I will do a sick dolphin dive while pulling out my akimbo fmj golden desert eagles. Then I'll begin sprinting through the crowds of cops firing shots into their heads with 10 sensitivity and then I will use all of my ammo for my deagles. Then I will do a sweet backflip while equipping my barrett 50.cal and while in mid backflip turn another 360 degrees and headshot the remaining cops without aiming down my scope. Then we can escape from the bank with all of our loot.
Secure a perimeter and operate in said perimeter to keep hostages "safe"
>Undercover Hobo reporting for robbery.
A/k/ fag reporting for duty.
So who was gonna cut the security measures?