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Ok /b/ we're robbing a bank, who's coming with me? http://innawoods.net/

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Ok /b/ we're robbing a bank, who's coming with me?

http://innawoods.net/
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I'm driving the get away vehicle
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I can not carry a whole building.
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il be the muslim
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bump
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Overwatch. Things get out of hand, I'll pick em off, emergency medic if needed, can create a distraction if needed. Not to worry, silenced weapons if the attention comes my way.
(forgot the damn picture)
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I'll be watching from an adjacent building, sir.
I can give clear and concise directions and only ask for 5%.
25% if death is to be dealt.
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>not wearing a suit
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I'll stand at the door, keeping an eye out. We're going in half an hour, DON'T be late this time.
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>>531303604
hivemind
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All I need are my sausages.
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We want to hurt no one! We're here for the bank's money, not your money. Your money is insured by the federal government, you're not gonna lose a dime! Think of your families, don't risk your life. Don't try and be a hero!
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>>531303953

Sausages are life
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>>531304042
and life is sausages
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>>531304135
And very soon....
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>>531304227
...
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>>531304296
EVERYTHING
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>>531304296
COMBO BREAKER
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>>531304412
WILL
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>>531303980
>Heat
muh nigguh
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>>531298138
Somebody has to carry all the money bags right?
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>>531304513
BE
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Im here to sell post apocalyptic propane and propane accessories
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>>531304629
SAUSAGES!!!
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Assistance overwatch
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>>531304710

LEST I BE
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>>531304710
I cried laughing
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>>531304830
THE SAUSAGEMIESTER
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>>531304929
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well somebody's gotta breach the vault, might as well do that
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>>531304991
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>>531305076
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more space for money, less weight
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>>531305161

...
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>>531305159
THE BATTLE WAS OVER BEFORE IT EVEN BEGAN.
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Me and some friends are coming along. Hope you don't mind.
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I'm an innocent bystander, that gets shot during the robbery. Fuck.
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>>531305273
welcome!
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>>531305258
what the fuck anon
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Gonna help in getting money and carrying it out.
Will get there backdoor as a worker.
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>>531305583
let me in on this
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I'll be coming along too.I will sit by the door waiting for you to come back.If thing get messy I can handle it.
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I got band aids to fix your bullet wounds.
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Hello I will help and also host the party afterwards. Vodka all around
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I'v got my share out of the vault
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I am here to fuck shit up. If people enter the bank, I will bring them back out again, in a body bag...
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>>531305959
Metal Gear!?!
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I'm here to shoot up the Ill handle ank kids in the bank
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>>531306397
>innaschool
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>>531306397
I'm with him
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>>531306585
Are you trying to make yourself a frag grenade?
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>>531298138
Ready to go/
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We technicians doesn't really like being the center of attention. ill just shut off the security and get the vault door...
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>>531305959
are you fucking for real?
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Holy Fuck! Robbers!
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sniper standing by
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>>531307481
yes i am for real
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I'll be inside posing as a civilian in case the police try some faggot hostage rescue shit
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Im in
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>>531307125
>Thank you, Anon.
>Please, Call me Chri-
>IT'S THE COPS!!
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>>531307725
I was just thinking of that!
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>>531305258
fuck me you made me loose all control laughing, i woke my baby up, and my wife hit me.
>worth
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I am heavy weapons guy.I'll do general entertainment and drunken humor and when the police show up i'll simply sit there and drink and shoot.
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can yall spare a quarter
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>>531307773
when did /a/ get in here?
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>>531298138
I'll be hunk
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>>531308261
Artyom? what are you doing above the metro?
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what game is this?
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HUR DER IM FAG POLICA FREEZEE
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/k/ here to back you up
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Here to help out
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crowd control/ back up / money carrier
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>>531309007
innawoods

OP posted the link
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I will just stand there awkwardly
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>>531309442
why? your gear is good. Get in the game bro!
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I'm helping
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ILL MEDIC!
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>>531298138
Hi anon, i came well prepared!
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Helping out, I was part of the Bolivian Police force (UTARC) until we were disbanded.
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How long until we go?! What is IP??
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K Anon
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wtf when did this change?
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the essential robbery getup
>change of clothes
>stuff ti burn your stuff
>explosives
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confused hunter, if we get overwhelmed with rabbits and deer im on it,
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>>531311838
oh yeah and morphine to drug up anyone who might try and call the cops
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I'll introduce a little chaos
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The civilian who will try to stop you by killing one of you only to get shot shortly after reporting in.
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this is the head of the bank speaking. none of you niggers are going to get your hands on any of this.
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>>531298138
juggernig is ready for betle! yuss!
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HK 33 + Scope
Beretta M9 Sup.
Franchi PA-3 + Slugs
Packed a gun cleaning kit and flint & steel.
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>>531313065

Oh look at the variable cheater...

Faggot, can't you play normally.... too hard for you is it kid?
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Don't worry /b/ros, just escape in the sewers, I will take care of the police.
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>needing more than this
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>>531304630
Fucking lost it
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>>531298138
>>531303604
>>531304995
>>531305231
>>531307725
>>531313881
are the only ones I would go with
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I'll just hang out up front and shoot police car doors off.

Gotta have my orange juice though.
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>>531305959
Fucking champ.
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>>531314271
My nigga
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Crowd control

Id love to see someone try to be a hero with a shotgun pointed at their head
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>>531298138
Im the undercover cop.
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Ooga booga
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Let's do this shit.
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>>531298138
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>>531314023
>not choosing me
>>531311838
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Recon&infiltrator.
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>>531316136
you look suspicious as fuck
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Let's rock.
I'm 6' 2'' and can bench 300pounds
Also pretend that double clip in the middle is 2 seperate clips for my shotgun
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I rob bitches with my manbag
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>>531316270
Forgot image my bad
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>>531316234
Doubt that. Currently it's a fucking snowstorm here. Would not look suspicious.
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>>531315591
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>>531305258
>>531308126

Fuck off, faggot.
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>>531298138
how about you go back playing GTA you faggot?
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Getting the vault open now, FIRE IN THE HOLE!
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Medic reporting in
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>>531317187
Ye C4 isn't gonna cut it these days.
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>>531313545
A true hero
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>>531305076
fuck you damn sausage nigger !
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I'll work the demolitions.
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>>531298138
>http://innawoods.net/
Here I am faggots
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>>531298138
Got you covered from the storefront across the street OP
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>>531317817
What I would ideally bring, more than enough tho.
Gasoline and lighter to burn my clothes and a change.
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I'm ready
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i'm ready
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>>531318343
Why nightvision?
Banks are open during the day and we're not breaking in at night.
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I spent much too much time on this.

For night time or some shit.
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>>531314374
Ha! Pleb!
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>>531305258
this. my sides
http://www.memes.com/meme/167222
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I'm fairly sure I found a flawless combo
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>>531318496
cut electric wire from outside. smoke everything inside the bank. get the bankmanager and take him back to the safe(there usually is no daylight thats what the nightvision is for) if he wont tell us anything, kill him, C4 the door.
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Sniper here...
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Gimme dem go'damnd Benjermins!
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before you guys go I'll disable the alarms and cameras and shit
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>>531319225
You're gunna need more pee bottles mate.
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I'll kill you all faggots.
I'll be the one who will settle this plan
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>infiltrate your team
>learn the plan
>help out with whatever task I'm assigned
>figure out ways to sabotage any getaway/overwatch

>inside the bank
>everything goes smoothly
>vault doors open
>use this moment to take out the team within the bank
>drops guns and vest
>change clothes inside the vault
>set up the explosives
>fill the backpack with all that I can carry
>escape
>boom
>trash the detonator
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>>531319472
added more :D
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Bags to carry all the money complete with the knife I'll place in your back and take it all on my own
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BULLDOZER!!

(P.S. The guy to come fuck up every heister.)
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>>531298138
I have been baptized twice, once in water, once in flame.
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>>531318496
fix'd
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Disguised as a hobo, keeping watch. Could also flank the police response if all goes to shit in a confrontation
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>>531320693
23.239kg
I plan on making a mess.
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Sup guyz
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>>531315093
>undercover
>lets you know
gg no re
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all of you are fuckin casuals
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Got some booze and menthols
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>>531322484
haha got me
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Cleaning up the mess you dipshits leave.
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Bags go down in the middle of the room. Take what you need, lads.

Secure those doors and we'll make it out of here in ten minutes.
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>>531323286

Fuck.
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>>531317192
You wanna bring a couple more mags faggot?
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This is the police, we've got you surrounded. Drop your weapons and come out with your hands over your head!
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I sell propane and propane accessories.
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>>531323712
>implying
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>>531298138
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>>531323903
made me cough crisps everywhere
well done
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>>531323712
see
>>531322484
>>531305959
>>531307657
Good luck copper
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I got the potaters if ya get hungry. They only 5 years old but they are edible... right?
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>>531305258
Hahaha my sides
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>>531324635
>whistle
nearly wet myself
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>>531305959
Gggggggaaaaaaaahhhhhhhrrrrrrrr Motherfucker
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Medic complete with bogroll, should any of you shit yourselves.
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>>531325984
Oops, picture
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That pretty much cover everything
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Whistle when you're ready boys!
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I got some heavy arms to cover your asses.
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>>531327040
I am going to shave you
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>>531298138
I got the smoke screen and glowsticks. I'll cut them up close-quarters while they can't see shit, and you guys work on the safe.
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>>531329159
bump you nigga
imma shave you
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>>531298138

I've been a cop this whole time, you're all under arrest.
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>>531298138
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>>531329463
I would advise against that
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C'MON THROW THE BAGS IN!!!
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put me on the perimeter. they wont get through the door
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alright guys, light and fast, with minimal noise is how I'd do it.
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You're all surrounded.

Surrender, or be forced to inhale tear gas and have flash bang grenades thrown at you until you get shot to death.
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>>531331094
GUYS THE THERMAL DRILL........GO GET IT!
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>>531305258
We need a screen cap
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Ready for AoE.
AoE bitches.
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oh god im so sorry, sorry im late.

Now you were asking for a medic and ammo and other survival shit right?
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>>531331505
>minimal noise
I hope we're not be stealing the same bank
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>>531298138
Lets do dis
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>>531334424
Holy shit. wow
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>>531308261
You ain't shit, bitch nigger
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>>531309442
best one here yet
>>
I have a good feeling about this heist
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>>531334424
why do you have 18 packs of cigarettes ? You only need 16, are you retarded or something ?


get out
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protect the spam
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Joining
>>
Boomp
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>>
http://www.4archive.org/b/res/531298138
>>
When we start?
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Let's do this shit.
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>>531335716
Crowd Control.

I got your six.
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>>531338230
god dammit I always forget my pics in these threads.
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fuck you guys, help me carry this fucking money
>>
>>531338230
Ugh this makes me want to play Payday 2 again, even though i know after 3 games I'll be done with it again. Good call on the tyraps
>>
>>531338851
see
>>531320394
>>
>>531338851
Why the fuck would you bring your passport to a bank robbery?
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i have over watch
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>>531339685
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>>531305518
you shouldn't have moved for the door. we told you to stay down you fuck
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>>531298138
Don't worry, I got your back OP. I'll make sure that none of those pot smoking socialist communist nazis threaten our bank heist!
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>>531312571
Louis Llopez tried to convince you not to but then Packie fucked you up for shooting Michael
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>>531312571
Ruger lazermax LCR?
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>>531339685
Not a passport, its the "escape plan".
I rob a bank in plain daylight. It's priceless. As I'm stealing the money, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's bank. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all day. Later, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the cash.
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>>531341551
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>>531341459
I want one of those.
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>>531341551
>>
>>531341551
How did she find you after 30 years?
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>>531320524
Dafuq are you doing robbing banks Joshua?
Go back to Zion to kill some motherfucking white legs
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>>531322501
>menthols
nigger
>>
Question is... How big is this bank and how much money are we getting. Because with all these people they are going to want a cut. Unless you want to have a fucking deathwatch after a bank robbery.
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>>531320524
I see what you did there
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Hi guys, can i go with u?
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>>531331505
>>531331703
>>531333141
>>531334279
>>531338851
>>531338334

remember. no russian
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>>531344141
Fuck off
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>>531298138
Okay OP here is the plan.
You and your men walk inside of the bank and hold the place up. Then somebody calls the police(its gonna happen) and you and your men hijack the pa system inside of the bank. Then you take my jailbroken ipod touch and plug it into the pa system. Then the cops show up and start shooting at you, and we start blasting Bangarang by Skrillex and I will run outside with my tomohawk in hand and jump up into the air and turn 720 degrees before throwing the tomohawk right into the police chief's head. Then I will do a sick dolphin dive while pulling out my akimbo fmj golden desert eagles. Then I'll begin sprinting through the crowds of cops firing shots into their heads with 10 sensitivity and then I will use all of my ammo for my deagles. Then I will do a sweet backflip while equipping my barrett 50.cal and while in mid backflip turn another 360 degrees and headshot the remaining cops without aiming down my scope. Then we can escape from the bank with all of our loot.
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>>531345265
KEK
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>>531304710
needs more sausages
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>>531305959
And what the fuck are you going to do with a shitload of ammo and scopes you can't even use? that's retarded
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>>531306397
>>531306585
10/10
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>>531307125
>Watchdogs
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BAMP
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>>531343396
Do me a favour and call this guy The Ultimate Fuckpig please.
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>>531298138
Lets bounce.
Secure a perimeter and operate in said perimeter to keep hostages "safe"
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>>531348908
>not being able to crop printscreen
>using mac
>not seeing the gigant "save image" button
>2014
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>>531349435
Mac for laptop
PC for desktop
>>
Undercover Hobo reporting for robbery.
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>>531350489
>Undercover Hobo reporting for robbery.
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assistance overwatch
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>>531351447
Again, http://www.4archive.org/b/res/531298138
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ill be ghost recon
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can snake join?
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>>531354509
Use bulk armor, fag
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A/k/ fag reporting for duty.
So who was gonna cut the security measures?
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>>531309304
ummm......
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