>contact has been lost with the crew of this space station, after multiple reports of an unknown alien life form being sighted
>you, an expert in gorilla warfare (with over 300 confirmed kills) are chosen to investigate
>the two images below yours are your team
>post (with image) ending in 69 is the alien
We don't know anything about their race, history, or culture, but one thing's for sure. They stand for everything we stand against.
This guy can get really, really mad at aliens. Im talking so mad his face turns red.
we need someone that can actually fight against the xenos
seems legit, unfortunately my ally is now a faggot
>need more chaos to even it out
This alien is so intellectually fucked.
Yes...excellent! I haven't had this much fun in ages! ...What did you say your name was?
> an expert in gorilla warfare
> expert in gorilla warfare
> in gorilla warfare
> gorilla warfare
Guerilla is the term you meant guy.
Nigger squadron gets wiped out first, Slav soldier prob remains as some crafty sidekick.
if this is the alien, you're fucked. If not you're welcome. TOAA
Why thank you,
Rolling again for
< if get people are pretty fucked.
also there is a water supply and massive chamber on ship, this can create smaller versions of itself to do battle as proxies.
The true scum of the universe...
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.