Hey /b/. I just took 17 Tramadol, 14 aspirin, 12 co-codamol

OP is a nigger

>>530612087
why didn't you just drink bleach?

>>530612087
WHy?? ;xxx

i'll bite,

why do you think it's your fault that you're alone now bro?

>>530612180
I'm actually white

>>530612087
Why not use a more sure method?

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If it does kill you OP.
I wish you pleasant travels.
Enjoy passing through the veil my friend.

>>530612087

Number one, where do you live around because I like Tramadol.

Number 2, 17 Tramadol is enough to give you a seizure.

Number 3, you're probably gonna die.

>>530612087
RIP
all white women are whores

>>530612246
I'm alone because I'm a fuck up in every way

>>530612087
>do do
haha you said doodoo

>>530612087
How's the liver failure treating you?

>>530612465
Define that please.

You're fulla shit op

>>530612348
Awesome, thats what I was going for lel. I'm starting to feel really dizzy my stomach feels weird and my head feels kind of hot.

>>530612087
>>530612087
prepare to throw it all up you faggot

>>530612654
You'll probably be puking your toenails up soon.

>>530612654

When you pass 300mg's of it you're in the seizure zone. On top of other opiates you've taken, you're surely to die!

If not you're a vegetable.

>>530612465
you're probably just super depressed and a regular guy.

if you really swallowed all that shit though, how can you still be typing?

Just slice your wrists it'll hurt less, trust me man stomach pump isn't fun

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you will probably die of liver or kidney failure. going to be a slow and humiliating death. expect to linger in a hospital bed for 4 to 10 days with everyone you know aware of how fucking stupid and pathetic you are. just think of all the things you're going to miss out on.

>>530612876

I hate when people ask those questions.

Pills don't take effect immediately dude. He could have taken 100 tramadol and still would have to wait a little while.

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op ded now.

pic related, bad decisions

>>530612087
So you've got 850mg of Tramadol, some aspirin, and at least 1,050mg of codeine in your system? Good luck to you, man, but you're probably just going to throw it all up.

Hopefully this is your cry for help.

I'm sorry you feel like this is the only way out of your life. Goodbye OP, hope whatever's next makes you happier.

>>530613058
it's been probably like 20 mins since he's taken all that. besides i know shit about pills so..

>>530612841
Possible seizure zone due to seratonin syndrome. I can take 500mg+ at a time, and I've never even seen my temperature go up. Depends on the person, I guess.

>inb4 "get some real drugs"

cya Joshua, i hope that you will find some better place

At least OP did take the stuff before he made the thread, and didn't make a thread like: "Oh gawd /b/ i suck should i really do eet?".
So he's not a worthless attention whore.

>>530613431

Well yeah you know what I mean haha.

You ever experience Tramadol withdrawals? They're fucking wicked.

>>530612519
Ever since i can remember ive never been happy, my childhood was rather turbulent. My dad was a huge drug addict, he'd take anything he used to beat the shit out of me and my mum. The drugs made him fucking crazy when he was on them, and hed always cry and say sorry and promise to change when he wasnt high. After my dad eventually got off the drugs, my mum dumped him and called the police cos he was going fucking apeshit. This resulted in a family feud that is still going on but we're civil now. My grandmother (dads mum) used to pay kids to beat the shit out of my sister and bully her causing her to attempt suicide. Shed call the police every weekend and say my mum was fucking loads of guys and taking herion and meth and abusing us, of course they came all the time breaking down the door and searching the house threatening to put us in foster care. Cont.

>>530613058
Yeah, oral ingestion takes anywhere from 15-45 minutes. So, he can either call an ambulance now or spend the rest of his life a drooling retard/ dead.

>>530612087
better induce vomiting immediately, dude.

>>530613553
I'm, kind of, going through them at the moment. I've been taking Norco's three times a day, so it isn't that bad. Still feel kind of nauseated and "out of it", though.

>>530613554
>pay kids to beat the shit out of my sister and bully her
What the actual fuck dude.

>>530613672
He wants to die, why would he want to get the stuff out of him?

>>530613554
Shove your finger down your throat you fucking retard. This isn't an easy way out, you're going to suffer for a long time before you die. Like someone mentioned, earlier: You're probably going to end up in a hospital hooked up to machines for four days as you slowly die.

Sound like fun, faggot? If you really want to kill yourself, blow your brains out.

is your last name Richter?

>>530613743

Using opiates to sub for Tramadol usually works perfectly.

>>530614037
not op, but what if you can't buy a gun cuz you have been committed?

Kill yourself already, faggot.

>>530614178
And vice versa. I used Tramadol to get myself off Suboxone, which some dumbshit doctor put me on because I was addicted to Xanax (It doesn't make sense to anyone else, either). Then when I run out of Tramadol, I find myself taking hydro and oxy until I get refilled.

Fucking doctors, man.

>>530613554
Joshua again.
My grandmother used to get my cousins to kick the shit out of me too, i used to get beat up almost everyday. I was only fucking six. Another time i was playing in my front garden with some action men, my dad came out of nowhere, grabbed me and ran. My mum called the police when she realised i was missing, they couldnt find me. I was in my dads fucking drug den for over a week while he took heroin and did whatever else he did i cant remember. One time when he shot up, he passed the fuck out, i just thought he was sleeping. So i got the fuck out of there, and i just ran and ran and ran. Cont.

>>530614037

Only four days?

>>530613394
no one gives a fuck

>>530613554
>>530614476

You said like a guy I know named Joshua Richter.

post pics of your face so we can all see how ugly you are. :3

>>530614358
I don't know, man. I try not to think about offing myself. Opiates would work, but you're going to want to take A LOT of the fuckers, or else you'll just end up with brain damage.

Or get some heroin and bang as much as you can fit in a syringe.

>>530614604

*sound

>>530614476
Did get on the floor and take a prehistoric reptile for a leisurely walk too?

Looks like a troll. types to perfectly for downing that much 20 minutes ago. OPs a faggot

>>530614561
Maybe the rest of his life.

>>530614872
Probably just starting to kick in. Shit's gotta be metabolized first, yo.

>>530614476
I was fucking filthy, i was sleeping in a fucking smack den. There was used needles and blood and shit everywhere, im amazed i didnt get fucking cholera or something. (Starting to feel drowsy, might not be here much longer) i was covered in my own shit and piss i hadnt eaten for days. I found a soggy bag of chips on the side of the road, i didnt give a fuck how long theyd been there or what dog had pissed on them. I ate those fuckers, and goddamn they were the nicest chips id ever had. I was that fucking starving. Someone saw me and took me in and called the police, they came and took me back to my mother. Cont maybe

>>530612087
going to be a slow and humiliating death.
>this

you fucking idiot you coulnt even get your death right. you'll have along lingering death. when you could have gone peacefully or quickly.
you actually deserve to be removed from the gene pool.
Beacuse of a girl? You stupid weak cunt.

>>530614872
I hope that he will be ok. Op go and throw up now

>>530612087
My name is Joshua as well.

Good luck with life, or death. Most likely life though, you won't like waking up in a hospital.

>>530614872

omg you must type perfectly and like crazy if you eat that much pills, not slowly and poorly faggot

>>530614734
probably can't go the pill route because my liver is hurt from taking too much of one of my medications and trying to od could really fuck it up.

>>530615317
I'd say it's a little late at this point. Twenty-plus minutes past ingestion.. he needs his stomach pumped. Like, two minutes ago.

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Rest in peace op, you were an amazing Faggot.

>>530615303
If you bothered to fucking read youd know it wasnt about a girl you stupid cunt. Oh and pic unrelated. Cunt.

>>530615410
You can't kill yourself with pills because they might kill you in the process?

Either you're trolling or I'm missing something.

>>530612180
This is a serious question, have you ever seen a depressed niqqa?

>>530615250
you fucking poor bastard. Call the ambulance

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>>530612087
enjoy a painful diarrhea and skin rash/yellow spots.
But other than that, why would you do that? Tell us your story and make it good.

>>530612087
How old are you?

>>530615583
liver failure would be painful and drawn out. I want a fast relatively painless way to go.

>>530615789

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8nTbu_sLu0

OP you can't and should not be an hero if you don't know how to do it right.

Safe travels, friend.

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>Not manning up and committing suicide via unarmed combat

If I was gonna commit suicide, I would do it doing something completely fucking crazy, like fighting a bear with nothing but my hands, or Having a duel with a Jaguar.

If I won, I would grant myself permission to live, because surely if I can conquer an animal far superior to me, I can conquer my own shortcomings and feelings of depression.

I would live my life, and never look back, always treasuring the day that I proved to myself that I am worthy to live in this world.

>>530615250
I didnt talk to anyone, not even my mother. I just sat in a corner in my room for days. Then the police cane knockin and i went n sat at the top of the stars to listne in. They said my dad was dead frm a herion overdose. The worst part was, i didnt feel goid about it annd i didbt feel bad about it either. I just felt nothing cont hipefuly

>>530615941
Take a lot of opiates at one time. Like, 500mg+ hydrocodone or some shit like that.

That's not going to have time to affect your liver because you're already going to be dead from the opiate overdose. Shit will make you stop breathing.

I've taken 100-120mg of Hydrocodone, maximum, when I used to be a heavy pill popper. At that dose, I would catch myself, every once in awhile, cease breathing and thing to myself "Damn, I should probably call an ambulance", then nod off again. I can see how easy it is to accidentally OD on those.

>>530616196
pretty sure if you can't convince yourself to get out of bed every morning then you aren't going to seek out a god damned jaguar

>>530616372
fuckin' kek

>>530616196
>I would do it doing something completely fucking crazy

its called ordeal, not something crazy

Even if there are only bad things happening in your life, at least there are things happening. Its better than nothing happening at all, because at least you have a story to tell. Life, even in bad circumstances is always better than not exiting anymore at all. Hope that helps.

His name was Joshua.

Joshua, are you still there?

how does it feel? is it all warm and fuzzy?

OP's probably going to puke it all out, have a very long deep sleep and wake up nauseated and with a bunch of headache. should've taken an antiemetic...

>>530616372

If you're suicidal, what do you have to lose?

>>530616303
i wonder if people actually think he used those pills, its almost 35 minutes later and you cant just 'have struggles typing', this kid is just an attention whore seeking negative attention since he doesn't know anything else because of his little daddy issues. Gtfo

>>530616656
The opportunity of not going back to sleep. You're an idiot

>>530612465
i'm a fuck up in every way too, anon

but if you have nothing to live for why not become a vigilante or some shit? if you wanna die anyway, risking your life for things isn't really a problem

>>530616534
Op heer , i dont thunk in gona ne able to finush my story. Im sorry guys. I love you all, in gona go to sleek now

>>530616695
This

>>530616656
It's not about having nothing to lose, it's about being completely and totally unable to do anything.

You don't understand how depression works.

>2014
>not commiting harakiri

Now seriously, im sorry for you op

>>530616837
Bullshit. Read this post No.530616524

>>530612654
you chose the worst fucking way to kill yourself

is op still here? i want to talk

>>530616846
Good luck fellow Joshua, here's to hoping you don't wake up in a hospital.

Let me know what the other side is like. Wonder if the worms will get high off your body. lol

>>530612087

what's your last name?

>>530616196

and then mommy tucked you in at night

>>530616846
I actually feel for you. I hope you're bullshitting. If not, I really do hope you'll end up vomiting all this shit, and that someone will notice this alarm bell. Enjoy your life if you still can. Rest in peace else.

>>530616315
all that apap though unless I'm not getting something. besides, my dealer for that stopped selling and I wouldn't be able to afford that much. doesn't methadone and xanax make you go to sleep and not wake up.
>>530617101
yea if he's not trolling and survives that his liver will be fucked.

You are not jewish, you havent been chosen by God.
You gonna go to hell.

>>530616695
>i wonder if people actually think he used those pills, its almost 35 minutes later and you cant just 'have struggles typing', this kid is just an attention whore seeking negative attention since he doesn't know anything else because of his little daddy issues. Gtfo

Tramadol levels in the blood peak 2 hours after taking a 100 mg oral dose.

Typically, the effects of aspirin, and other pain medicines, begin to occur roughly 30 - 45 minutes later.

co-codamol takes about 30 min to kick in, however the longer you have been taken it the longer it take to work

Since the half life of Codeine is 2.5-3 hours, this enters into your system relatively quickly: probably about a half of an hour

on a full stomach...longer, depending on how full, maybe up to an hour for full effect.

SCIENCE BITCH !

>>530616846
fucking child

lives maybe a fifth of his life and calls it quits.

fucking immature child.

>>530612465
stick your fingers down your throat asap

>>530617584
Op her am 37 io puked i feel fuzxy

>>530617768
you ever try to eat your fingers? It's really difficult

>>530617584
>DEM ASSUMPTIONS

just because you're 16 on the internet doesn't mean everyone else is

>>530617937
Im noot dead

>>530617957
I meant to vomit
and no but my gf bit my finger really hard once does that count

>>530617937
Well OP, I hope you do survive and realize that we're all here.

>>530617937
call an ambulance /b/ro

op will probably not die unless he chokes on his own vomit while sleeping, which happens much more seldom than most people believe. if he does die, it will be from opioid overdose (respiratory failure) rather than liver failure

>>530617937
>>530618159
Unsurprising, to say the least.

I hope this not real. But I understand you OP. I have battled through suicidal tendencies of my own. Hope whatever come next be better for you

>>530618086
you know what the average age is on /b/, right?

it's something like early 20s. I don't give a shit what you've went through but living only 20 years out of a possible 100 is nothing more than a child getting fed up of being unhappy.

>>530617937
Proof faggot.

>>530617578
>SCIENCE BITCH !
put that science up yo ass, you're fucking retarded if you think this kid took those pills and would be really on ease telling his little daddy issues to us. Get back to real fucking life and open your fucking mind for once.

>>530618159
Yea I'm gonna need timestamped pics
>inb4 OP's too drugged up

my friend did something like this
was fucked up tripping balls in the hospital for days
stupid...

Safe travels, friend.

just fucking die. no one will miss a whiny emo cunt like u
>sage'd

>>530612087
You could have just taken 2 aleve

>>530618472
>put that science up yo ass, you're fucking retarded if you think this kid took those pills and would be really on ease telling his little daddy issues to us. Get back to real fucking life and open your fucking mind for once.

you are retarded, i am only talking about that you can took those pills and still be able to write after 30 minutes, go fuck yourself faggot

>>530612087
completely pointless op, no reason to kill yourself, you have not even tasted the happiness this life has to offer.

Further, if you think that this is an escape from suffering, then you just gambling, as it is a violating of the limits of knowledge to "know" what occurs upon or after death. It could be far worse.

>>530618159
>yet

Well if you don't die today you're going to die of organ failure in the upcoming days. Be prepared for serious pain if someone ends up finding you and "saving" you.

I haven't decided how but I wouldn't an hero with pills. Seems silly to me. Maybe far out in the woods where no one could possibly come across me until I was long gone.

Anyway, who cares if you're a fuck up, I have a couple questions.

Your most favorite memory?
Worst memory?
Greatest achievement?
Greates failure? (can't say your life)
How do you feel at this very moment emotionally?

>>530617343

>implying I would win against a bear

I'm theoretically suicidal, that doesn't give me the capabilities to take on a 1 ton animal and win.

>>530619110
probably just nothing

>>530619110
there's happiness?

>>530612087
Lol op doesn't realize this is one of the most painful ways to kill yourself

>>530612087
Would you like to play a game of Global Thermonuclear War?

>>530620060
How about a nice game of chess instead?

when we're already discussing suicide and opiates: anyone else planning to follow the jim morrison method? once I've done everything in life, got the job I wanted, had a family and it's time to retire, I'm gonna be a heroin addict and die with dignity in my seventies instead of living to a hundred as a potato in a hospital bed.

thread is dead
just like OP
RIP joshua

>>530620235
Later. Let's play Global Thermonuclear War.

>>530620243
may he rip in peace

>>530620342
Loved dat movie.

Someone screen this thread just in case OP actually delivers and he hero'ed.

>>530612087
RIP OP

By the way, Josh, If you're sad because Krista broke up with you, you can thank me for that.

>>530620504
Wut.

>>530620470
i did it

>>530620504
let us know if he is dead please

Tramadol makes you last longer. Because in numbs your penis a little. Not even kidding.

>>530618159

Call an ambulance now, or I'll kick the shit out of you.

>>530620504
I'm calling bullshit

>>530620651
I actually hope he was kidding about those pills. It's a fucking lot, he will probably have some type of organ failure if he manages to survive (he might choke with his own vomit)

I hope youre josh crum cause im gonna laugh if he dies

>>530621216
Tried to jerk off while on weed and tramadol holy fuck it was like a twenty minute session. Glad I'm persistent

>>530612950
Not true man, that's extremely painfull

>>530620504
Bullshit for sure

>>530621529
You are totally right. But he doesn't sound like he was kidding

>>530621774
use a razor

>>530621774
It only hurts for a moment, bleeding out will numb you and eventually you wont feel pain, your body will try to counter the pain releasing dopamine and others. It's most effective if you cut along the wrist vertically rather than horizontal

>>530612087
Do you live in a building? Why not jump in front of a train then do a faggy little attention seeking attempt?

>>530621529
>but
>>530621627
>>530621756
>>530621774
>>530621920
>>530622089
>>530622103
>>530622159
Has anyone seen a depressed niqqa?

where do you live
>>530612087

>>530622089
Major organ failure doesnt sound like a pleasant death.

>>530613456
>better
He's gonna die, you stupid cunt, he'll find no other place, stop this faggotry!

OP, if you die I hope it won't be that painful. Did you consider calling 911 in order to give you a chance?

>>530622260
>Do you live in a building?
no in a cardbox. idiot.

I'm actually pretty upset about this. Let's say it's true, let's say it's not. Either way 'Joshua' is a selfish little turd.

If you're gonna do it, do it in your own time, don't involve people, some of who actually give a shit and are concerned and are helpless.

Call me a 'fag' I don't care.

>>530622371
I belive he cant call 911... and he wouldnt hero if he though about another chance

>>530612087
One thing's for sure OP is not here anymore

>>530622329
respiratory depression due to opiate overdose is the least painful, most comfortable death regarding suicide methods. I'd prefer intravenous opiates but to each their own.

>>530612087
josh youre gonna be sick but youre not gonna die. You need to phillip seymore hoffman ar heath ledger or brittany murphy shit to die.

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>>530617937

This thread is fucking amazing. I haven't this hard in a while, thank you OP.

>pic related

>>530622495
fag

Hows your tramadol tolerance? Back in the day when i had no tolerance id take 8 (50mg) and it would throw me up in heaven and let me fall in hell the next day. Now im more tolerant the most ive ever taken in one day is 14 i think. But if you chugged 17 at once? Holy shit bruh

>>530622639
I though bleeding out would be better as you would pass out and the cut would release dopamine which would make it pleasant

I op stil brth

>>530622868
still painful though and the dopamine is no comparison to your state of mind on a heroin overdose. you feel so comfortable and warm and safe...

it hurts

>>530622639
You'd prefer that?

You sound like a child who knows nothing of suicide.

wheres OP?

Ip am sory

>>530620470
http://4archive.org/b/res/530612087
Archived.

>>530623065
>>530623220
>>530623367

Op that you?

oh well, there's nothing like dying from snu snu
I want to face death like Atila the Hun, died fucking his #758 wife or something

>>530623367

Is this op? How he get past captcha? I can't do captcha here stone cold sober.

Em sory cal help

>>530623367
i'm happy because you are still there. You will be ok

>>530623645
4 chan pass? I have one. Its fuckin sweet

I belive OP's dead and an anon is fucking us. If he cant type correctly then he cant type captcha

>>530623861
this. fucking summer.

>>530623240
it's how I'd want to go. feel nothing but safe and warm.

I've had enough experience with opiates to say that. if I ever want to go, that's how to. maybe put some LSD on just for fun.

Plese cal help. Iam op

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>>530623240
>You sound like a child who knows nothing of suicide.

teach me master!

>>530623938
>february
gtfo, australians.

>>530624282

Lol op should call em 3 digits on your mobile, not several on /b/ plus captcha

Op here, my butt itches horrible. Hopw my abusive gtandma doesn't walk in. Con. Maybe

>>530623240
>You sound like a child who knows nothing of suicide.
you don't exactly sound experienced either...

PLES HELP ME IT HURTS SO BAD I CANTSTP THRWIG UP IMSORY PLESE CAL 911 i do thave phone

IOfiwkl 2090e ,y fostmavh hurts hdsl hel;

i think OP is really dead.
and peoplehere pretend to be OP.

>>530624432
>>530624526
>>530624554
fags

Can't mods see if the OP is real? BRING BACK iD's MOOT YOU FAGGOT

>>530624397
Has nobody considered he could have a pass? meaning he doesnt have to type the captcha

>>530624432
*horribly

>>530624554
Why do i get the feeling this one is legit

It's possible he has 4chan pass and doesnt have to type the captcha

>>530624526
>>530624432
>>530624282

go on cam

>>530624753
Thats what i fucking said. I have a pass, its not that expensive for fucks sake. The guy might really be asking for fucking help

>>530624554
op call an ambulance you faggot

>>530624526
ima grl bttw

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This thread.
>pic related

Sage in all fields

>>530625026
I did

>>530625123
but theres only one field.

>>530625026
>op call an ambulance you faggot

his organs are fucked up
if he survive, his life will be worse than after suicide ...

let him die peacefully faggots

>>530624903
I've been drunk, stoned and high to no end but with enough patience I got around every captcha...

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>>530625269
Thatsthejoke

If you're lucky and have no tolerance there's a chance you'll die. Most likely you're going to wake up in the hospital with a fucking catheter being narcaned. Have fun.

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>>530625123
So 3dgy

Op here: Fuck guys I Am so fucked I.don't want to die!!!

Captcha: pjlls suicide lol.

But seriously help me call an ambulance

>>530625781
Reported this thread to authorities.. May peace find him.