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You know the drill. > She's stupid hot by the way.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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You know the drill.

> She's stupid hot by the way.
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i'm pregnant
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I have AIDS
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you can't tell anyone but i've been shooting heroin since last summer
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I have masturbated to your facebook pictures literally every night for the last month.
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i need to jerk off to you. send me a nude
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>>528894601
reroll
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We must have sex, or the world will end tomorrow
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I'm pregnant
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>>528894645

And REDO
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>>528894304
I've been doing mad 'roids
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I have AIDS.
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>>528894304
i like to finger my ass then smell it
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just fuck off OP
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I find your mother sexually attractive
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if we don't have sex tonight i will kill myself.
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You me bed, honka-donkas
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i've been collecting my sperm in a jar since i was 9
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>>528894898
bump
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>>528894645
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>>528894304
I'm a girl btw
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Have you ever thought about you and me and taking a boat out to the sea?
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>>528894645
Reroll
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I can't stop fingering my anus
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Baby, let's put the X in sex.
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>>528894645
reroll
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>>528894304
>>528894851
"Stupid hot"

>lrn2standards
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>>528894898
i would like to finger your ass then smell it
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I'm having a website named 4chan help me to find a way to get you to show us your nude photos. Could you save everyone some time and just send them? Thanks.
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i fucked your sister last night
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>>528894304

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACgBS0odTV4
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>>528895180
winrar!!!
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>>528894645

Just do this.
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>>528895180
WINRAR
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>>528895238
i would like to finger both our asses, then smell it
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>>528895180
winner right here
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I really like it in my bum
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I have at LEAST 6 carrots in my butt right now, i really, really, REALY like to put things in my butt
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>>528895180
Waiting for OP to deliver.
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opwillsurelydeliverskeleton.jpg
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> "what now?"
Wow OP, she's really in to you!

Your message:
"I think we need to talk about you giving me some fucking respect, bitch."
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>>528894304
"i'm gay"
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>>528894927
>
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No going back now /b/ros.
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>>528896076
This.
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Soon...
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>>528896296
OP is total freak. Confirmed for authentic.
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>>528896296
>>528896296

You're*
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>>528896408
lol at .jpg
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>>528896296
But, I thought you guys were ok with spurts of creepy.
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AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

THIS IS WHY CHELSEA SAID YOUR A TOTAL CREEP

MAN FUCK CHELSEA

OP IS NOT A FAGGOT
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you may not understand right now but i know you love me deep down. i'm coming to your house.
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>>528896525
reroll
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Calm down bitch, it was just a joke.
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I have over 500 GB of BDSM child porn, yet I chose to masturbate to you. I think that's love.
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>>528896296
"I can't hold back the Spaghetti from my urethra"
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I don't think she likes you mate.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
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>>528895257
thank you
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*you're. Kill yourself, bitch
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>>528896639
reroll for v&
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So I was wondering, got any more pics? Chelsea said you always keep some on your phone.
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>>528896296
She only said that because she doesn't want to let people on that we're fucking each other
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>>528896714
reroll
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Sorry baby, my friend send that.
You know how much I care for you; I would never say that to you.
Chelsea is such a fucking slut though, if she doesn't choke within a week I'll fucking wreck her vagina and murder her. Not necessarily in that order.
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I can't help it if you're a total whore
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>>528896818
this or this
>>528896845
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>>528896296
Are you trying to get me in a threesome with Chelsea?
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>>528896296
Please don't hate me! I only stalked chelsea for two weeks.
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>>528896714

reroll
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>>528896612
Reroll
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>>528896296
"I'd like to peel your arteries and snort the dripping rot of your remains."
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>>528896745

rolling for this
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>>528896864
reroll 4 sure
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Meant to send to chelsea, sry.

Don't know why someone would be crazy enough to masturbate to your pics.
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>>528896843
reroll
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>>528897081
this
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>>528897017
re-roll for both
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I'm going to chloroform you and tie you up in my basement. When you come to I'm going to drill into your belly button. I'll pull out your small intestine and use it as a condom while I repeatedly mash my dick hard into the hole previously drilled into your belly.
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>>528897064
>>528897081

op you chose
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>>528896635
LE REDDIT FAG XD
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>>528896864
reroll
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>>528896639
reroll in this bitch
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>>528896720
These words exactly.
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>>528896745
This
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>>528897081

ROLL
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>>528897160
win
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>>528896714
roll
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>>528897081
rerolling
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>>528896296
cmon now im just kidding. anyways, wanna go out sometime?
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I was tugging off to the thought of you giving me a foot wank and accidentally shat myself. Used greasy shit for lube and finished
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>>528896676
roll for this
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>>528896864
the 'ol bait 'n switch
rollign for this
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>>528896296

That didn't stop her from climaxing 8 times
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>>528896296
Emily I love you so much. My penis longs to grace upon your eyeball.
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>>528897231
reroll
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>>528897457
lel that was quick
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>>528896076
roll for this
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>>528897081
Rockn'Roll
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>>528897429
winner!!!
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>>528897231
roll
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>>528896296
Don't play games. You know you feel for me what I feel for you. Now come over and let's fuck like adults? K babe?
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>>528897081

Rowl
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>>528897429
WINNER. OP THIS.
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>>528896296
>Chelsea

Can't use a less common name to fake convos
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winrar>>528897429
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>>528896330
>>528897630
>mfw both rolling for the same thing get the same number
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Wanna be my human toilet?
Pls respond.
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>>528897231
rollin
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>>528897429

Winner. OP DELIVER NOW
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>>528897231
rolling
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>>528897819
>anon who roll'd that
>mfw
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dont because I have fucking beautiful eyes
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>>528897463
rolle for dis
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>>528895039
rolling for this
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youre probably right but fuck Im shredded
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>>528897429

oh wait, it looks like we have a winner
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>>528897457
Hey, I think you're very hot, and would like to stick my dick in you, but since I'm too beta to actually know how to talk to you, I decided to ask and online imageboard what I should text you.
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Speeding things up. Just realized I might also get stabbed over this.
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And the wait for Op Deliverance has begun.
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>>528898537
i already shat in their chimneys
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you need to go full zyzz on this bitch


captcha: proud fish

#proudfish
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>>528898537
post picture of your phone too prove this shit is real, too many fake ones.
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>>528898537
Those fucks? Bring it bitch.
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>>528898537
"OH BOY! Will they use their fat gentalia like grandpa?"
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OP is a faggot and wont deliver.
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just please let me pee in your butt
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>>528898697
Wow wtf...
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>>528898537
good luck, just bought a mac-10 yesterday
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>>528898537
Well you can tell Tyler and Sean I said they're both butt fucking queers
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>>528898756
winrar
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>>528898710

THIS>>528898710
>>528898710
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no please! i just wanted to ask you to prom /.\
-wait a couple of seconds-
pls respond
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>>528898537
You filthy little whore. Think you can threaten me?! I'm coming over to your house right fucking now and I'm beating the shit out of you! Once I'm finished breaking your legs I'm gonna use the blood to lube up my dick and tear that pussy apart!
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>>528898537
Tell Tyler and Sean if they touch me I'll murder their families and eat their mothers' corpses. Do you fucking think I'm scared of you, bitch? You don't even fucking know what I'm capable of, whore.
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Lemme just tongue punch your fart box :(
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>>528898537
Sounds like a 718 bitch i used to fuck.
Same name too.
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>>528898710
Rollin
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tell them to rape my face after they beat me, i wanna gag on their cocks>>528898537
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>>528898551
Since i was the first winner can I pick this?
>>528898712
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>>528898710
re
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'pls respond'
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>>528899000
Trips wins all
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>>528899000
nice trips
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>>528898537
I'll rape you in the ass using their blood as lube
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>>528899019
u mean the area code? u nyc too bruh?
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>>528899000
This
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>>528899000
trips though
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>>528898987
On second thought, you're about 10 years too old
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>>528898987
listen here bitch, I have a bunch of nigga friends from the hood who will not only fuck tyler and sean up, but will also run the nastiest train there is on your bitch ass
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>>528898710

winrar


gittt op
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>>528898987
nigger nogger chicken nugger
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>>528899000
rolling in case trips isnt instawin
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reroll>>528899085
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Chelsea let me flick her milk duds while she gobbled down my primula with chives giggidy
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come at me bro. tell them to bring the vaseline and the kid sisters. we can party.
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>>528899000
All hail trips
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>>528899000

dem trips.
winrar.

>over 9000
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>>528899000
You can't deny the trips omsnim nigger
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Tell Tyler and Sean, Matt seen them sucking each other off.
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>>528899271
roll 4 this
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Winner>>528899000
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>>528899000
noice trips :^)
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>>528899226
yeah hahaha
If it's the same emily I'm gonna flip my shit
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nah man they said it was cool
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>>528898537
fake fake fake, abandon thread
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>>528898991

your words make me wanna touch your fishwhistle
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>>528899000

In op's quest for the lulz
one man was brave enough to roll the dice of destiny
one man, against an army of faggots

and against all odds, this man had the strenght of thousands. over nine thousands.

dem trips may rule em all
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Dude hide the ducking keyboard when you screenshot this fake BS
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>>528899524
you're
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>>528894304
You think you can talk to a man like that?

Keep this fucking shit up and I will come over right this moment, backhand you, and rape you violently to teach you your goddamn place. You do not speak to me like this. The best you can do now is cooperate and enjoy what is going to be coming to you. The days of your cushy, entitled life are over, I hope you're ready to learn true humiliation.
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Sorry. I'll make it up to you. I'll take you to a movie. Not a good movie though, I just wanna go for the blowjob
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>>528899007
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>>528899621
re roll
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>>528899524
lmao OP is getting rekt, send this: >>528899000
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>>528899000

you may not ignore the trips op
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>>528899754
rolling for this
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>>528899754
roll for this
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>>528899524
you're*
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>>528899804

rolling for this
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>>528899000
OP is too pussy to do this, but roll
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>>528899754
rollan again
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>>528899754
re roll
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>>528899000

wtf op is u a fagget you nevajh ignore tirps brah
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>>528899524
You're
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>>528899910

winrar
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you have big ass forehead did you know it ?
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>>528900075
>>528899910
>>528900085
wasted by newfaggots
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>>528899524
your just another chicken livered blind koolaid drinker nothing more
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>>528894304


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACgBS0odTV4
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>>528899720
REROLLLLL
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you have a big ass forehead. your tits are lop sided. and youve got those love handles. youre critisizing me ?
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We done did it now.

1,9,12,21,35,60,92
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"If you say my full name my life will be over, do it faggot"
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>>528899524
You're
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you know, it's always good to meet you in park, BUT ITS BETTER TO PARK MEAT IN YOU
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>>528899271
reroll
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>>528900551
I will finnish before the police come. I am 2 min from your place now
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Shut your pussy up and listen. I'm hung like a mule and you're knobby knees greasy haired caked on makeup face needs to listen and listen good because I'm only gonna say this once...

LERDAHEDEHEEDEREETITILLYWIDDLYBIDDLY
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>>528900551
>implying anyone would do something this risky
you faggots falling for this are retarded
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>>528900709
Winrar
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>>528900551
Call the cops, they can't unrape you!
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>>528894304
I am coming over.

If you tell anyone, especially Tyler or Sean, I will rape the everloving fuck out of you and I will make them watch. I will be armed, expect me.
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>inb4 troll
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>>528900551
whats the fucking point of rolling 21 when there is 1 . Zeus
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you stupid bitch i'll fuck the shit out of you and then shit all over your chest and the lick it off
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>>528900551

All the cops in the world won't get the camera's out of your house! haha, i posted you all over the internet! don't fuck with me
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>>528900756
Don't underestimate people.
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i'll shove that gun up tyler's weak ass so deep the police will have to call for reinforcements
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>>528900551
DONT THINK I WONT CHICKEN FUCK YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIENDS
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>>528900609
That was quick
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:)
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>>528900984
rolling for this
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>>528900749
rerolling
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>>528900551
well tickle my tits and call me samantha you're a feisty one, i go by the name of jerry hoff i wanna be your friend not your enemy baby
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>>528900984
REROLL
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>>528900945

reroll
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I have a gun too bitch
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>>528900830
Reroll
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When I finish would you rather I wipe my shit covered dick off on your eyes or I just shit directly on your face? You choose
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send her link to this thread
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>>528900551
You think I give two shits about a gun? I'll bring my own. You've always been a stupid cunt and I can't help but pity you, Tyler's too much of a weak pussy to finish shit. That's why when I come over there I'm going to make him watch while I rape your ass at gunpoint. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>528901038you stupid cunt the cops can't unrape you
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>>528900945
Re-roll
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>>528900551
We'll see how fucking clever you think you are when I am bending your broken ass over a chair and having my way with you in front of Tyler.

Who, by the way, I have a plan for if he pretends he has the nuts to actually confront me over his trophy whore, gun or not.
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>>528901087
REROLL

(why do I never get picked for these shits)
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Dont you dare think I will be the only one participating in the raping! I have 10 of the dirtiest, aids infected fags to help me
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After I rape you and tylers ass I want you two to shit on my chest
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>>528901275
rolling for this
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>>528901298
This
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Here's a bit of my shitty standup material.

I'm just gonna be they guy who has a new gimmick every day.

Lets open up a standup comedy club if I get good enough at being funny, we'll build my comedy empire one martini at a time.

&&&Make jokes about your mom being a lesbian

$what if humans needed sex to survive like animals need good to survive, our actions are dictated by sexual urges.

I'm not antisocial, I'm just antisocial media.

What's the difference between a Puerto Rican and a Mexican? Hair gel, I don't even have a joke for that.

If you're pro slavery you should eat at mcdonalds, they're pretty close

I like my arguments like I like my eggs, over easy.

I like my sex like I like my eggs... With bacon

I eat my eggs scrambled though, that has nothing to do with my brain.

$Kids are like natures soap dispensers If the soap were spit and booger. Touching you and stuff.

Impersonation of a girl followed by impersonation of a duck.

Work is like making love. It never happens a lot and when it does you usually get it on your best shirt.

$I was just completely naked for some random moment in time

Thank god for all the disassociated rejects that run our nations healthcare system. That's who we're funding all this money into.

I want to go to London and talk in a fake accent for a month or two.

Girlfriend catches you watching porn what do you say? This is accident.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>528901275
roll
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I want to stick my nose so deep into your anus that whoever could get it out would be crowned king arthur
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>>528901260
Reroll this
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>>528901401
WINRAR!
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Next time i see sean, i'm gonna put my entire fist in his ass and make you eat the shit off. don't play with fire, bitch!
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>>528900982
reroll
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anyways, I was just joking. but what I wanted to tell you is that you have a big ass forehead and your tits are lopsided. and spaced too far apart. youve also got those love handles. and your ass is kind of saggin. also Ill just talk it over with tyler's mom after we're done making these muffins. nut muffins. have at it bitch haters gonna hate.
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>>528901557

this
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>>528901401
nice
>>528901275
rolling for this too
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>>528901557
reroll
>>
You could just send me nudes... Now
>>
Great. So as of right now I have no ride to work, and the warmest it's gonna be tomorrow is 40 degrees and it's gonna rain.

This is why I want that ps4. If I had it I could just come up to my room and never have to talk to my mom or ria again. It'd be heaven honestly. Like you say your house sucks but at least your dad lets you watch your own tv and doesn't find some way to insult you every 10 minutes. Ontop of that you have edible food and a car.

But mines so miserable Lauren. I'm so depressed. You don't know the severity of the depression I'm hitting when I'm facing the dread of walking to work in the freezing rain.

And I live in a house with two people that hate me.

This is my life. Confined to a 15 X 20 cubicle of isolatory confinement while my little sister lives the life of luxury living in both the master bedroom and her own room which is basically a second walk in closet along with a second bed.

All on the grounds that "she uses the MASTER bathroom." And I'm suffering the consequences of being humble and trying to be happy with what's given to me and all my mom ever tells me is that I'm selfish.

While she spoils the only selfish kid she ever raised!

There's no pride to be had in a man who lives his life in defeat. I'm simply suffering the consequences of a fool who couldn't get away for college. Whereas every other kid my age who deals with community college doesn't suffer the humility an unfairness I'm faced with on a day to day basis.

Why was I given this life with a twisted callous mother and her demon spawn daughter who steals all the pride and recognition for being such a terrible person.

Am I so awful to deserve this?

Have I wronged some cosmic being for whom I know not what I have said or done to offend?
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>>528901260
rollllllllll
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>>528901651
reroll
>>
>>528901401
winner winner chicken dinner
>>
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>
I'm sorry about this. I'm so sorry
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>>528901260
This'd be gold
>>
>>528901275
this
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>>528901401
reroll
>>
>>528901720
reroll
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>>528901275
roll
>>528901401
are you all fucking retarded, this won
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>>528902062
and winrar
>>
fuck this shit
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>>528901651
rerollol
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>>528902006
reroll
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>>528902139
you stupid fuck.

look
>>528901038
>>
>>528902168
see: >>528901401
Do you know what a one is?
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>>528902006
I second that, please do it OP
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>>528901651
hahahahahhreroll
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>>528901038
>>528901275
roll
>>
>>528902329

do you know what a new post is?
>>528901038
>>
Look at this site >>528901359
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>>528902360
LOL Please op please I wanna see her reaction
She'll probably shit sharpies in front of tyler
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>>528901418
niggeroll
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>>528901275
rolling for fucking this.
>>
>>528901401
>>528901401
>>528901401
WINRAR!!!!!!
>>
High school is a play on the grandest scale
The students are the actors in this great production
The stage of course is the hallways and the lunch rooms
In production are the teachers who make sure the Stars of the show hit all their marks
Never step out of line

We put on our costumes and pretend to be a person were not
Our persona is not chosen by us

rather we fall into place along our peers
Each person is assigned their own role
Never step out of line

The play goes on successfully every day
The stars glisten in the lime light
While the nothings flicker in the shadows
The acts are always flawless
Never step out of line

But when the play comes to an end and the final curtain is called
The actors go their separate ways
And when the makeup is wiped from their face
And their costume is put up
What then becomes of the actors?

Their fake personas are like masks, just stripped of them when they leave the stage
What lies behind the mask?
Is it just a shadow of their former selves,
Before the play began?

Or maybe
Can someone become so caught up in their fake life
They forget completely about their real true self?
So when the mask is dropped
Even the stars who shone so bright
Themselves are too, nothing.
>>
>>528901275
rawl
>>528902558
This is why we can't have nice things.
>>
>>528901260
Relolol
>>
>>528902329
are you fucking slow or something?
>>
>>528902558
God damn yes OP deliver now.
>>
I have guns too, come at me bruh. lololol noob
>>
>>528902726
Do you?
>>528902750
No. A million times no. It's the same thread ruining shit in each thread, it's never funny for anyone else but you dense faggots. This kills the thread.
>>528902590
winrar
>>528902595
see: >>528901038
>>
lol. "tyler". thats a girl's name.
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>>528902653
we can have nice things, just not sharpies.

Captcha: fresh shittflinger
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>>528902894
What shit tier nation are you from?
>>
>>528901260
roll for this
>>
>>528902907
That wasn't your captcha.
>>528902590
winar
>>
>>528902627
Calling it. This was a poem I wrote for Macbeth
>>
>>528901401
roll
>>
Tell Tyler that the first rule of Fight Club is that you don't talk about Fight Club.
>>
Sorry, my stupid friend got my phone. Don't worry, it's all a bad joke.
>>
>inb4 OP gets rekt by tyler and sean

>inb4 OP v& for death threat

>inb4 this was all generated and OP is just fucking with us.
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Voting for OP to send her a link to this thread
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>>528902983
sit the fuck down Tyler
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>>528902590
90 get
>inb4 OP got REKT
>>
>>528902983
calm down tyler
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>>528902985
This pls OP

Until she finds out half the things you said actually came from you, then jail time
>>
>inb4 walk the dinosaur
>>
Emily, I'm sorry. I just can't talk to girls, it seems. All I'm trying to say is that my tiny, 1.5-inch smegma-covered dick is jonesing for your sweet bologna bars.

:) know wat I mean sweatheart? :)))
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>>528903165
No.
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>>528903165
Roll this more
>>
>>528901260
rolololololol
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Side note I think she actually did call the cops, someone keeps buzzing my apartment but I'm not letting anyone in for anything.

5, 25, 50, 75, 80, 91
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Archived. This is funny as hell.
>4archive.org/b/res/528894304
>>
damn. I went off on a crazy tangent there. my main point was youre just not looking as tight as you were a few weaks ago and Im worried about your level of motivation. I think you really need to give it your a game. you cant just bail on the gym. those glutes are looking shakey, and it really wouldnt kill you to cut back on the bagels every once in a while
>>
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I am so very lonely. Oh so very lonely, and I want to take a tinkle in your penis pocket. I want to be on your hand like a pretty puppet
>>
ITT: newfaggots voting for LET'S SEND HIM THE THREAD/not realizing there was a get
>>528901275
roll
>>
>>528903353
roll for this
>>
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>>528901275
rawl
>>
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>>528901275
roll
>>
>>528903451
buzz them in and when they come in make sure you have the girls facebook up and lie there masturbating
>>
>>528903165
THIS. She'll shit brix. Gettin me a get.
>>
>>528900551
>if tyler had a gun you wouldnt need the cops
>if you called the cops you wouldn't need tyler's gun
>>
>>528903451
>Tape "free phone" note to phone
>Toss out window
>Blame whoever finds it for posing as you
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>>528901275
reroll
>>
Real quick, why haven't we had sex yet?
>>
>>528903165
roll for this shit
>>
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>>528901275
roll + "Help me they're making me say this"
>>
>>528904075
WINRAR
>>
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>>528904075
winrar
>>
>>528904075
winrar
>>
>>528901401
new roll, do want
>>
>>528903451
cops cant do anything, she called Jamal or Tyler or whoever the fuck and he coming to stick his foot up your ass.
Knowing you are gay, it's best to open the door.
Also, say:
"I'm sorry about how this is going between us. All I want is to take you out on a date and treat you real nice. Please give me a second chance."
>>
>>528903451

tyler has a gun? well, you just made a death threath towards me. I am calling the police and my lawyer as you read this text.
>>
>>528903165
roll
>>
>>528904075
DO IT OP
>>
>>528904075
OP delivar
>>
>>528904263

reroll
>>
>>528903451
You're just a big mean Poopface!
>>
>>528904263

rolling for this
>>
oh shit, OP???
>>
>>528900830
lel

reroll for this guy
>>
>>528904075
>>528904075

YES
>>
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>>528904075
>>
>>528904263

this, fuck with that bitche's brain
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1, 36, 50, 89
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>>528903502
reroll

captcha:ningros induced
>>
Le bump
>>
>>528904659
He's dead, son. Next thread
>>
Live stream when you do open the door to your apartment.
>>
say You know what, nevermind
>>
>>528904861

WINRAR
>>
>>528904892
HELP THEY'RE MAKING ME SAY THIS
>>
Sigh.. OP is kill
Lulz were definitely had tho!
>>
hopefully OP is dead>>528904659
>>
>>528904892
OoOOOoooOOohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit
"In this moment, I am euphoric, not because of some phony god's blessing, but I am enlightened by my own erection"
>>
>>528904936
winrar. who gives a fuck if it's not relevant. send it.
>>
>>528904861

winzip
>>
>>528904892

Oh god help me Emily they have me kidnapped and are threatening my contacts
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>>528905023
Nah, he doesn't have to. I regret saying that.
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>>528905121
winrar
>>
btw rainbow dash is best pony, wouldn't you agree?
>>
It's not you I want. It's your mom. My God! Your mom can back that shit up on my cock like a truck. I love the way her ass sags. I want that bitches ass to squeeze up on my sac. Gimme that MILFs number. Tell Tyler his mom can watch.
>>
Just say "Oh, sorry, wrong number" and go to bed, man. You in trubs.
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>>528904892
>>528894304
>>
>>528905284
NOT EVEN A BRONY AND ROLLIN
>>
Link her to the thread saying, "These guys had you going good."
>>
>>528905284
stonypony
>>
>>528905284
rerollin
>>
>>528904892

"HELP, THEY'RE MAKING ME SAY THIS"
>>
>>528904895
and again
>>
>>528905352
roll
>>
>>528905150
Irrelevant Winrar inside of a irrelevant Winrar.
>>
>>528904892
Cops can't do shit you cunt. I <insert name> declare that i have child porn on my computer. They can't do fuck all about it. If they do, I'll go Sandy Hook before they ever arrest me.
>>
>>528901298
this
>>
>>528905478
No, faggot. I made that up and I don't even want it anymore.
>>
>>528905362
Reroll
>>
>>528904892
Plz respond
>>
>>528904892
what about:

you do not scare me, since i've been diagnosed with my terminal illnes i do not care about anything. i tool an overdose btw!
>>
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>>528905589
winrar
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>>528905352
roll
>>
>>528905284
rollllin
>>
>>528904936
Get
>>
>HELP THEY'RE MAKING ME SAY THIS

This, with a link to this thread
>>
>>528905589
Do it, OP.
If you're not arrested, that is.
>>
>>528905856
No, faggot.
>>
>>528905856

I laughed
>>
Heh heh, I thought you might be feisty, that's what I like about you. I'm going to keep you safe with me. I might make a few alterations to you, nothing to damage your beauty, rest assured, it will just make sure you know that you're mine. You'll live alone with me and I can love you forever, we were meant to be together Emily, just you and I. Our children will be so happy, we'll be so happy. I can make you so happy. Want to come over for a drink?
>>
>>528905589
O...OP?
>>
>>528904892
You ever suck dick for coke?
>>
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I'm going to jail or the hospital tonight.
>>
>>528906000
Ever suck dick just for the taste? You faggot ass nigger cheeseburger cocksucker
>>
>>528906000
nice trips
>>528905589
getted
>>
>HELP THEY'RE MAKING ME SAY THIS

+1
>>
"I'm sorry Emily. It's a big misunderstanding, my mom has my phone, I told her you gave me herpes last time we had sex"
>>
hes gone
>>
>>528906126
I demand that you send the link
>>
>>528906126
>FYI
she said FYI, fake!
>>
>>528906126
if the cops are outside your house run out of the front door with a kitchen knife yelling "FOR THE MOTHERLORD" or some shit
>>
this is a rarity because i actually plan on rainbow dashing your pinky pie, before moving on to shoving it in your applejack until your eyes twilight sparkle.
>>
I'm still calling fake.

No one would let the situation get this out of hand.
Still entertained me OP.
>>
>>528906126
dude she is beating your fucking ass holy shit this is brutal. You're kind of sad man. Even if you send the link it's going to hurt your rep more, not in a funny way.
>>
>>528899000
Im so proud anon.
>>
I NAME THIS THREAD EMILY!
>>
>>528906126
I'm already on the way to your house, ready for some anal adventures, gurl
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>>528906424
Emily is a trashy humongous cunt, do you even read her replies?
>>
>>528906126

wow. That actually kind of worked

Oh, and if my roll wins

"Police are here. We talked about how enormous your vagina is and they're on their way to arrest you for your gun threat, cunt"
>>
Roll
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odcPUV3vLEc
>>
>>528906492
rearoll
>>
>>528906549
THIS
>>
>>528906537
I suck dick
>>
>>528906549
rolling for this
>>
>>528906369

>literally posting what we say
>he's getting his ass beat and it's his fault

don't be a cunt
>>
>>528906537
no fuck you. I'm allowed to because I said it, not you, not him, and definitely not mom
>>
>>528906537
haha nigger
>>
Link this thread you faggot ass nigger.
>>
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>>528906424
confirmed

Also, captcha is where Op is gonna be
>>
>>>528894304
>>
>>528906549
yep this
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>>528906537
the voices are telling me to do strange things!
>>
>>528906369
He's posting exactly what we say, you tard. How does this mean he's sad?
>>
>>528906126
OP neither of those things will happen.
Cops don't want to fuck with arguments via text message.

Yes, 911?? This guy is being weird on his text messages, go arrest him.
??? No.

Or if people come after you, don't answer the door. If they break in then they go to jail.

New numbers please
>>
I put my pants on! :D
>>
>>528906837
because I have
>>
Shit! Sorry Emily, my friend took my phone. I'm so sorry, and whatever was said I did not mean.
>>
>>528894304
>>
>>528906837
I am already in the car and about to drive off the bridge, but I am going to pick you up first. EXPECT PAINAL AS WELL
>>
Emily, I am not one. I AM INFINITE, AND MY BROTHER BEAR SPIRIT WILL FIND YOU AND RAPE YOU DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS, THROUGH A NATIVE AMERICAN RESERVATION, AND DEEP INTO YOUR SOUL WHERE YOUR BITCH CUNT WILL REST
>>
>>528906878
Guess. He's obviously not the top dog of the group.
>>
>>528906348
roll
>>
>>528907032
winrar
>>
>>528906923
I put on my robe and my wizzard hat!
>>
>>528906837
NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT
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>>528906837
desu desu
>>528907052
No.
>>528907112
roll
>>
>>528907053
lol true
>>
Shit! Sorry Emily, my friend took my phone. I'm so sorry, and whatever was said I did not mean it
>>
>>528906702
Winner
>>
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>>528906702
>>528906702
"don't be a cunt" is winrar!11111111111111111111
>>
please love me
>>
I'm sorry, Emily. You're just so hot, and I wanted to impress by sounding as manly as possible. Will you just come over and let me fuck you?
>>
>>528906837
k hold on 1 sec i'mdriving by ur place soon
>>
>>528907164
rolling fo dis
>>
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>>528907210
wait
this is winner.
>>
you guys are lame
>>
i r much fagget for you
>>
I'd love to go back to Anaheim, the Ducks are doing well.
Flying VEEEEEE
>>
>>528907032
win
>>
wanna c my cok
>>
Fear not my young carpet parasite
>>
>>528906837

Walk the dinosaur, bitch
>>
>>528907210
winrar, you stupid cock gobbling faggots
>>
>>528907346
this
>>
>>528907550
>>528907528
>>528907501
>>528907498

The faggetry of you autists. Jesus fuckhopper
>>
Op is kill guys
>>
>>528907623
underage b&
>>
citric acid is in my butt crack, make lemonade;)
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>>528907623
Get the fuck out.
>>
>>528906537

You don't understand: this was a deconstructionist critique of the metaphysics of presence qua baudrillardian hyperreality; the ostension of a recursive hypostasis of phenomenological awareness through hegelian categorical synthesis. I guess it must be too post-modern for you.
>>
>>528907848
niggers tongue my anus
>>
>they kick down my door
>I have dragon dildos on the ceiling just incase this day comes
>they fight their way through the dongs there are casualties
>they bust down my bedroom door
>I'm wearing a g string backwards
>covered in olive oil
>extra on my balls
>playing with all my nipples
>moan as loudly as possible then say "YOUR MOVE MR. LAW-MAN."
>those cops will never be the same
>>
>>528907848
I am the god of hellfire,
and I bring you: Fire!
>>
i'm so sorry, it's just... i had a difficult childhood
>>
>>528907848
Just as well. I've already set up explosives by your place. Comply, or seek God.
>>
SO SORRY, MY FRIEND TOOK MY PHONE, I DID NOT MEAN ANYTHING! HOLY SHIT, SORRY IW OULD NEVER SAY ANY OF THAT
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>>528907848
VROOM VROOM, HERE COMES THE KOON!!

(KOON IS A NICKNAME FOR MY DICK)
>>
>>528907848

I am going to murder you, bitch :)
>>
>>528907848
Hey, how are you?
>>
>>528907926
rolling for whatever this is
>>
>>528898537
Yeah, still don't believe you. If she wasn't tarded, she would have thought someone was sending texts from your phone as a joke.
>>
>>528907848
NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT NIGGER LOVER CUNT
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>>528907346
reroll
>>
>>528907848
"can you please call an ambulance I think I took too much bathsalts"
>>
>>528907848
that wasn't even the winner you stupid faggot
>>
>>528907343
reroll
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