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I was scammed by some guy, but now I've tracked his details and

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I was scammed by some guy, but now I've tracked his details and found his Facebook, possible home address and school principal.

What do?
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Suck his dick.
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Yeah, you should probably suck his dick.
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I'd suck his dick.
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suck his dick
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dont know about what everyone else is saying, but in my own personal opinion, you should probably go suck his dick.
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His dick. Suck it
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Suck his dick
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suck his dick
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Try sucking his dick.
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>>527603061
>school principal
you were scammed by a school kid
>What do?
kill yourself
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>suck
>his
>dick
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definitely suck his dick, OP.
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Best thing you could do is suck his dick.
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Make him suck your dick.

No wait, suck his dick.
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[spoiler]suck his dick[/spoiler]
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>>527603061
kill the nigga you pussay
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>>527603061
Have you thought about possibly sucking his dick maybe?
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Does he have a dick? You could suck it.
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>>527603061
give info to us or suck his dick
you should do both
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Thats really not fair... you shoult talk to him, maybe he is willing to excuse himself... if not - suck his dick
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You should try sucking his dick, I heard that always helps.
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>>527603061
Take him out on a nice date and then suck his dick
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>>527603061
That dick requires a vacuum seal with your oral sphincter.
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I'd say try to confront him in person, try to get the money back with words, nothing hateful. Just conversation, make him listen to reason. If he really doesn't comply after you use kindness, pull down his pants and suck his dick.
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Tell the principal that you're gonna suck his dick.
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So this guy scammed you right?
U should contact the authorities.
Could you give us more details?
Kudos for tracking him down though

Here's another question
In what country does he live in?
Seriously you gotta give us a little more

Does he do his laundry often?
Is he single?
Can you prove he's guilty?
Kowabunga!
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S his D, OP.
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>>527606038
what a strange post.
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suck his dick maybe.
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If you were smart you'd definitely stop browsin' 4chan and go to his house. Pull a gun on that fool and demand he unzip his pants and tenderly fellate him.
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ITT: Bunch of newfags. Fuck these these neckbeards and go sip that tip, son.
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>>527606038
Ewh no dude that's gay
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>>527603061
I would suck his cock if I were you
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that sucks OP, I'm sorry man.

if you really want to get even with him, you should break into his house while he is sleeping and then suck his dick.
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Tickle dat pickle.
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What ever you do, don't suck his dick.
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>>527607853
go eat a dick then faggot
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>>527603061
that shit happened to me once. a guy contacted me, he was some prince in Nigeria, said I had won a bunch of money and all I had to do was send him $1000

of course I sent it. when I found out that it was a scam, I flew to Nigeria and sucked a bunch of dicks since I couldn't be sure who scammed me. better safe than sorry, that's what I always say.
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blow his cock
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>>527607853
Suck his dick ironically.
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>>527607928

I agree with this guy, eat his dick.
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Obligatory.

Also, suck his dick.
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>>527607928
>>527608051
Tips on how to prepare it?

>>527608049
Good alternative...
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OP, you need to slurp that herpes juice from his spaghetti shooter.
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suck that peen


but do it angrily.
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>>527607853
suck his dick
but this time keep sucking, and when he is coming don't stop
and he will run out of happy juice and he will scream in pain and just keep sucking until he gives you your money back
its fool proof
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>>527608247
you swallow
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Dick his suck.
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Kidnap him, take him to a secluded place tie that motherfucker up and suck his dick.
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>>527608612
Oh, no, you misunderstand. There was no mones involved. He was supposed to suck my dick but didn't.
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>>527608032

>I flew to Nigeria and sucked a bunch of dicks since I couldn't be sure who scammed me

Lol'd harder than I should have.

try sucking his dick
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Suck his dick until it is a withered husk.
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you're a lucky man OP, this is the best advice thread I've seen on /b/ in a LONG time.
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>>527608871
well then keep sucking until he dies of too much pain
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>>527603061
Now you have to calm down, take a deep breath, and relax. Next, think look for any ways possible you could get to him without consequences.
And seriously guys, suck his dick?
That's retarded, why would you do that?!
You know what I say?
I say...you go over there to his place, grab him by the shoulders, slam him on his bed, and let him pack your shit like a SpaceBag, OP.
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if that doesn't work, sometimes sucking the dads dick at the same time work
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Have you tried sucking his dick?
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> 1. Contract hiv
> 2. Wait six months
> 3.???
> 4. Drive to his place and forcibly rape him so he gets infected.

Best way to get back at him
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>>527608032
>better safe than sorry
>mfw

OP, listen to this guy, it never hurts to suck a dick, unless of course it's right after your teeth get knocked out with a hammer. hurry, suck his dick before he gets a hammer.
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Don't listen to these idiots OP. A reasonable man would tell you the best way to handle these sort of situations his to polish his peter.
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>>527609376
>implying giving him a gummer wouldn't be just as effective
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>>527609115
Confirmed for truth.
This technique works for optimal money refund.
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cut his dick off
then suck it.
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Feel foolish that you got scammed like a pathetic little bitch.
Grow up, move on, stop sitting in your basement crying Abd plotting revenge because someone was better than you.
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>>527609574
WINRAR
best advice
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>>527609574
>mfw noone's thought of the obvious
Slob that knob.
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>>527609730
lol this guy gives the shittest advice..
the only good advice in this thread is
fellatio.
do it.
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>>527609056

>Pack your shit like a SpaceBag

Fucking great
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clean his meat whip
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Protect his tool with your mouth condom.
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Don't listen to any of these retards.
Go to his house and wait until it gets dark
Find a way in to his house (try to be as stealthy as you can)
Then go upstairs and gobble his genitalia
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hmm. I dont think fellate him would solve anything.
but whistling on his willie might bring you the desired results
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What about givin' him the ol' monica lewinsky. Just don't let him put a cigar in your pooper because that's gay as fuck.
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>>527603061

Real advice here.

I've had a similar thing happen to me and I can comfortably say with 100% accuracy it really makes you feel less masculine knowing you were completely caught off guard. The guy threw in the fishing line and he bit. It's an uneasy feeling, and you experience a very intense emotion where you feel as if you need to get even with the guy. Trust me, I've been there op. If you're completely serious about getting revenge you need to figure out a pattern, get him at his weakest point. Find out if he leaves his wallet out where he works, if he leaves his car unlocked, if he leaves money in his car, where he leaves his cell phone, etc. The knowledge you can gain from the one you want revenge on is vital in these situations. If you want to take a safe route instead of going straight for revenge try voice of reason. Guilt trip him into giving you your money back. If it doesn't work get straight to the point and get your fuckin money back.

This is crucial, chloroform works exceptionally well if you can catch him in his own home it's relatively easy to get, so don't worry about that, you'd have to be a moron to get caught. Once he's knocked out get to work. Leave into the night and no one would know a thing. Make the photocopies of you sucking his dick and leave them all over his house, in his wallet, on his back, and on his dick.
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Try tickling your uvula with his dick.
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Cake his snake with your saliva.
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>>527610508
no you cannot blow up America
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succhiare il suo cazzo
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>>527610508t
Translation: alick cockbar
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mfw this thread
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>>527610602
But op should blow scammer.
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suck his sausage
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>>527610508
Translation: Jihad his penis with your mouth
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>>527603061
Suck his dick op c'mon
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nutrientibus eius irrumabo
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LUTSCH SEINEN SCHWANZ
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OP, you should...you should suck his penis.
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>>527603061
I would seriously recommend sucking his dick, that'll show him.
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Definitely hum...while you're sucking his dick.
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>>527611341
>suck his penis
Dude, what are you?!
Fucking gay or something?!
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>>527611623
its not gay unless you kiss
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everybody here is saying go suck his dick.
what you have to do is give us all his info.
then go suck his dick
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>>527611747
It's not gay if the balks don't touch.
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>>527603061
steal money. tie scammer to bed. burn down house. do the world a favour.
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>>527611860
Faggot cocksucking homo.
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You have two options.
>Suck his dick
or
>Suck that dick
The choice is yours, but you should seriously consider lickin that chicken.
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>>527603061

Get up in his face and let him know how angry you are. Yell "Don't MAKE me suck your dick!", loudly. Repeat it several times.

He'll get the idea.
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>>527611821
It's not gay if you make him cum early.
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rape 'im lol
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I don't know, try giving him a hummer.
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>>527611860
You forgot about sucking his dick after he's tied up
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posting in epic thread
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Forget what all of these cancerous faggots are saying. i say suck his dick AND toss his salad.
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Last summer i accidentally sucked a dick
>> wat do
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Lel at all the faggots in this thread. Take it from a straight guy, with a g/f a good job and stunningly good looks, OP....you gotta go and suck his dick man-to-man. Like the olden days.
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>>527612397

The fuck??? No finger his butthole while blowing him?
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>>527612380

are you gay? wow what a fucking faggot
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>>527603061
Have you tried sucking his dick?
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>>527603061
My Friend got scammed and we found all his information from his e-mails including family addresses.
We threatened him and then the Northern Irish police came to my friends door and took him to the station all day questioning him. The scamme was English who went running to the English cops and northern Ireland is a part of the UK so..., he was a WoW nerd living in his moms house the we cunt.
Jus be careful is all im saying
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>>527612063
Chicken?? I like chicken.
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>>527612678
no dude, thats homo
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>>527603061

I think a barrel roll is a must OP
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>all these faggots forgetting about the balls
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Put your finger in his chest, look him right in the eyes and then swallow his meat rocket.
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>>527612457
Practice more, hussy.
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>>527612859
It's not about pleasing him. It's about revenge.

A good old revenge suck.
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Wow look at all these trolls. i'll help you out OP, don't worry. I honestly think that the best possible thing you could do to resolve this situation and to return to living your life like nothing happened, is to suck his dick.
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>>527612985

This! Exactly.

You want to torture him and blue ball him, not get him off.. That's fucking gay.
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>>527612985
A real furious revenge suck. Suck that dick like you want to kill him (watch the teeth though and wipe him down when you're done)
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>>527603061
OP id go find a mirror, check that you indeed are a complete faggot, once thats clear, get some protective pads for you knees, Pre-strap those fuckers on to save time, run into his house and suck his dick, go all face hogger on that motherfucker until he wants to marry your fucking candy ass you roody poo spunkchump assclown
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>>527612781
That's actually really gay what the fuck man
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Top kek.
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>>527612781
Go back to your trap thread, faggot. We're talking about manly dick sucking here.
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turn 360 degrees and suck his dick
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I love how OP posted this in hopes of sparking such replies by samefagging the first one.
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>fill paper bag with dog shit
>place bag on doorstep
>light bag on fire
>ring doorbell
>hide in bushes
>door opens
>jump out and suck his dick
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>>527612781

FAGGOT ALERT
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Let all his spaghetti fall out and slurp that shit up like a taiwanese ladyboy.
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>>527613796
I like how you come in talking tough with such a purdy mouth. I bet you wouldn't act like such a badass if I showed up at your house and sucked your dick, faggot.
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>>527603061
i was thinking a lot about this and all i can say is suck his dick
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>>527614135
You know what? I'm sorry I didn't really mean to write all that. I'm only 12 I dont even know what the stuff I wrote meant please dont suck my dick please please please man
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|2(sqrt{2[log4(16)]} - {[log3(27)]3})| + 2 = 16 The 4 and the 3 are logarithm bases. They are subscripted when written. Once you take that into account and just work the problem all your left with his whether you should suck his dick or lick his stick.
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>>527603061
id suck this guys cock
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Dorner would've definitely sucked his dick.
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>>527614654
id say you should suck his uncles cock.
But we all know that phil is kill
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>>527603061

Just suck his dick but don't give him a great blowjob, this way he won't want to call you back or talk to you again.

But don't be a fucking faggot and use teeth, that ain't cool.
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>>527613796
Too bad I was the first response, and I'm not OP.

You should probably suck his dick too.
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Suck his dick but don't let him wear a condom. You don't want people saying you like the taste of condoms like some kind of faggot.
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>>527614865
too soon
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>>527615024
>can't prove it
>but still isn't OP
Keep up that attitude...and I'll suck your dick, you see if i don't!
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>>527615231
oops... youre right, sorry
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You lil' cocksuckers better shut the fuck up with that bickerin' or I'm gonna suck all your beta dicks. Alpha nigga be hungry for lil' bitch dicks.
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