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New Chubby Thread

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EASILY CURE LONELINESS AND MAKE YOUR DICK HAPPY. TODAY!

Really want a girl? A girl you can do whatever you like with? Whenever you like? Well...

Now you can! - How, you ask? Let me tell you... We are going to play a little game. It will be fun. I'll tell you about it in a minute... First let me tell you about myself...

I am a girl. I am called Steph. 24 years old. Been called gorgeous. Sweet enough smile to make you give up sugar forever... Long flowing blonde hair. Nicely sized boobs and one hell of a tight ass if I do say so myself :) - Let me tell you something about me...

I love the idea of a guy controlling me and having his way with me... So... let me ask you a question:

Would you like to control me...? Would you enjoy that...?

You can do WHATEVER you like with me. ;-o

And I mean, WHATEVER you like with me, WHENEVER you like, for free. Forever.

Pause for a second and think about that for a second. Sounds good right? If I was a guy I am sure I would love the idea of it too :)

We can start on Skype, and maybe one day... we can see each other in real life. :)

So now your thinking... Well this all sound great but, how?

Well, only ONE of you can win me. Here's what is going to happen:

All of you are going to post messages here saying nice things about me. Along with your email or some other way of verifying and contacting you.

The winner is the person with the nicest most heartfelt message of love and appreciation.

REMEMBER:

I don't have to like the look of you or anything like that. I don't get to pick. The winner gets me FOREVER. It's that simple.

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Deutschfaden Extremsituation-Edition
1. Euer Raumgleiter muss zur Notlandung, Triebwekschaden 89%
Treibstoff reicht nur entweder für den
1. Weiberplaneten
2. Bierplaneten
ohne Chance auf Wiederkehr...
Welchen ansteuern?

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How about a good ole feminism/sjw hate thread?

YRYL

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So my will to live is gone after she sent me this and a few more texts. Breakup initially went normal until she just transformed into someone evil.

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Loli Level 4

Old Thread
>>713945644

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69 names my cat. It's a she.

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Any oldfags here remember when people knew the difference between a meme and an image macro?

Also post your favorite pictures with words on them.

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Faces you want to cum on

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Now that you've seen this cursed image, you must post in this thread or grief will follow you for 13 years.

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My wife's sister is flirting with me, i mean, everytime we're in the same room she don't miss the opportunity to touch me everywhere, acting like it's a normal way to interact, but she does it only with me. In summer she wear shorts and she's always half naked near me. How can i make her do the first step? It's a very dangerous game for me, i'm merried, she's single.

P.S. She has great boobs and beautyful legs and feet, also a nice face and a round butt, she's skinny and hot as fuck. I need advice to let me fuck every hole the Lord gave her.

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FB Fap V3

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ITT: we post our height and county

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another shota

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Alright /b/, it's time to play the meme game, roll for a number and go to the indicated site a bring something back, the game will only end when you roll a 0. Have fun.

1: 9gag
2: Reddit /funny/
3: iFunny
4: Cheezburger
5: imgur
6: Tumblr
8: Motherless
9: Facebook
0: You are free

Dubs: /8ch/