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Anonymous
2016-12-07 12:24:59 Post No.714347713
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Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 12:26:41 Post No.714347875
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 12:32:52 Post No.714348386
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RON PAUL. THE REAL FUCKEN JOHN IS HERE.

I am sick of you FUCKING BITCHES calling my house every night at 3am asking for "BATTLETOADS" and sayin' the STUPID FRESH PRINCE THING. The thing is, I really do hate you fat losers who have to make up stupid lies in order to feel good about themselves, you’re all right about that. Why don’t you just try washing your face and changing your flannel shirt once in awhile and maybe you wont keep getting your IRL ass kicked by guys like me and bean called “faggot” by girls like this (my bitch).

So fuck you all for putting words in my mouth, I know I’m not perfect yet, but I’m on my way. Go back to watching star trek and playing Mario or some stupid shit, I’ll be at the beach getting HIT ON by chicks that you couldn’t even imagine let alone meet in real life.

Stop posting my picture.

- John

Anonymous 2016-12-07 12:40:18 Post No.714349100
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2/10 b8

Anonymous
2016-12-06 11:43:36 Post No.714343564
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Anonymous 2016-12-06 11:43:36 Post No. 714343564 [Report] [View this topic]

Let's celebrate the Christmas season with a loli thread

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Anonymous 2016-12-06 11:48:03 Post No.714343997
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fuck yeah!

Anonymous 2016-12-06 11:48:54 Post No.714344070
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Anonymous 2016-12-06 11:50:44 Post No.714344249
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Anonymous
2016-12-06 11:24:01 Post No.714341601
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Anonymous 2016-12-06 11:24:01 Post No. 714341601 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT we post about how perverted we are. I'll start

>Be me, 16, lifeguard
>Work with all girls, same age, all smoking hot
>Girls want Chinese food for lunch
>Being the only guy, I offer to pick up the orders, like a gentleman.
>Pick up food. Find secluded alley on my way back
>Carefully distribute my seed amongst the meals except mine
>tfw I watch them happily eating my spunk
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Anonymous 2016-12-06 11:25:02 Post No.714341710
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>>714341601
cool story bro haha

Anonymous 2016-12-06 11:30:25 Post No.714342270
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Anonymous 2016-12-06 11:30:25 Post No.714342270 [Report]

If you were a life guard, im assuming you were reasonably good looking and had a athletic body.

Why didn't you just cum inside their pussy's instead of their kung pao chicken?

what kind of autistic fag are you.

Anonymous 2016-12-06 11:30:43 Post No.714342302
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>>714341601
Underaged and b&!
MODS get the fuck in here!

Anonymous
2016-12-07 12:37:01 Post No.714348765
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 12:37:01 Post No. 714348765 [Report] [View this topic]

drawthread

newfag edition

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 12:38:01 Post No.714348876
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>>714347989
Is it the same you though?
>>714348170
I can't. I'm in time-out.

Anonymous 2016-12-07 12:39:23 Post No.714349009
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Cool

Anonymous 2016-12-07 12:39:29 Post No.714349021
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>>714348165
Removed the trigger guard, trigger is shitty as can be. Better?

What else should I add to my wall of self defense?

Anonymous
2016-12-07 12:51:44 Post No.714350314
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 12:51:44 Post No. 714350314 [Report] [View this topic]

If someone rolls trips , Ill post my girlfriends nudes.
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 12:54:07 Post No.714350552
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fuck it

Anonymous 2016-12-07 12:54:33 Post No.714350604
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rolllllll

Anonymous 2016-12-07 12:54:50 Post No.714350641
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meh

Anonymous
2016-12-06 11:23:07 Post No.714341507
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Anonymous 2016-12-06 11:23:07 Post No. 714341507 [Report] [View this topic]

> be me
> 21 years old
> virgin
> dating with a girl for two months
> we decide to make love
> I was so excited
> She take my pants off
> She see my hard dick and laugh
> I get embarrassed
> Go home
> Still virgin
> Cry all night long
> She sends me messages apologizing
> I don't answer
> I know, I got a tiny dick
> What I do?

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Anonymous 2016-12-06 11:29:28 Post No.714342175
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bang this chick if you can

then do what every other tiny dicked person does and spend your time doing other things besides sex

at least you won't die a virgin this way

Anonymous 2016-12-06 11:32:42 Post No.714342481
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