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So long, peeps.
My monthly check-up-on-/b/-to-see-if-it-stopped-sucking visit is coming to an end, and as before, I shouldn't have bothered. It's even called "Random" now, for sanitary purposes.
If you're here now and you think Random is funny, you might be right. Perhaps it is funny, but it is but walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, compared to the old /b/.
What you are seeing today is just an endless looping rehash of the fun we had. If you think it's funny now, try to imagine the fun we had when it was fresh, and people had the time to shop, improve and alter a birthing meme. It was a time of creativity, good quality trolling and the occasional SCIENCE discussion. Good times.
Feeling like Milton's Satan reminiscing about the splendor of heaven where he once dwelt, comparing everything to that glory now lost and unable to see his surroundings for what they are, but only what they are in comparison, I bid you adieu. See you next month, and keep on trying.
Obviously, I will stick around for the remainder of this thread. If you remember the old ways as well but are stuck in here because the internets are basically pretty empty, bland, and boring outside of /b/, feel free to drop in and describe your pet theory about where and when /b/ went wrong.
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been on /b/ since 2008
Even then there was anon "just like you"
>miss the old /b/
/b/ is just as fucked up now, sure there is cancer and summerfags all around but then again when the fuck was the time when there was not
good riddance you cotton headed ninny muggins
good old roody poos always trying to fuck shit up
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>>714360101
THIS
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Make /b/ great again
Bring back snacks
sieg autism.
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I don't have the availability of a kiln. All of my work is either sculpy, which I can fire in any oven, or plaster. I essentially just create blocks and then carve them. The application of what?
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It's a server you're not allowed to do anything in, not even read messages.
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No celeb thread?
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Hey loves.
Wanna add a pornstar on social media?
Well here
Kik, snapchat, Tumblr, instagram: liaaustin95
Latina, petite, teen
;)
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oh man tits or gtfo
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>>714365570
so you're a tease then?
How bad did I fuck up?
>put app into gamestop
>called a few times to remind them
>never heard back
>go in one day and start helping customers and organizing things,
>trying to get workers and managers attention like im capable
>manager asks me to leave
Where do I go from here? Call back? write to corporate? Forget about it?
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Forget about it.
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forget about it
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>>714367373
why?
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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
>Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3uloAurjMc
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s/fur
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>>714364937
Actually, I don't have pimples anywhere, and my fingernails are pretty nice.
was regan a good president? my friend hates him like an Indian hates a paki, but he's also indoctrinated to the 69th degree
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>>714355788
He started off good, got shot and scared then became a cuck. Overall pretty good president but still cucked.
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He was awful in every regard. He was bad as a conservative, inept as a moderate, and oppressive as a liberal. Glad his final days were spent suffering. He pretty much destroyed the US.
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>>714355788
He correctly diagnosed the need for massive tax cuts and set an economic/tax paradigm for a generation...and when he did cut taxes, we had some really great growth in the 80s. But in retrospect, it looks like he went too far...looks to me like his legacy is this whole issue with widening income inequality. He cut taxes on rich, cut regulation, pursued policies that favored capital over labor. Low and behold, household income was totally flat for 20+ years after his paradigm shift.
But the crazy thing is that the people that really got btfo by these policies...the middle class white folks in flyover states....they worship the man.
I think he was OK. Not great. He did get us out of a economic mess and handled the Commies pretty well.
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Tits thread, simply because tits are awesome
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Draw Thread - Template Edition
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/ (MediaBang Paint, Freeware)
https://krita.org/ (Krita, Freeware)
http://firealpaca.com/en (Firealpaca, Freeware)
RESOURCES:
http://drawabox.com/ (Learn to Draw)
http://alexhays.com/loomis/ (Loomis)
If you don't know where to start, start with 'Fun With A Pencil'. Loomis is a meme for a reason.
FIGURES and REFERENCES:
http://www.quickposes.com/pages/random
http://www.artmodeltips.com/poses/
http://www.eggazyoutatsu.net/eng/atarichanDrawer.html
http://www.posemaniacs.com/
http://artprompts.org/ (Art Prompts)
TABLET:
https://www.reddit.com/r/stylus/wiki/index (List of Tablets)
Intuos Draw/Art (formerly Bamboo) is fairly cheap and solid ($64/$79 USD Amazon)
Ask a Drawfriend
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Requesting a loli sitting on a dildo around the same size as pic related or bigger...
Bonus points if ahegao
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alright... any requests? nothing difficult or lewd/nsfw. no lolis either, please!
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I'm thinking about getting a wacom 13hd cintiq is this good or bad? Or should I get something else? anyone got an opinion
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Amateur Asians please
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Dubs decide
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>714360635
Hentai? please bitch, kill yourself
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put doth sharpie in thy pooper
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pics you shouldn't share/favorite saved vol 12
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brazilian gf
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No wwyd thread? Wwyd thread. Rules are simple, you want a wwyd to your pic you have to wwyd to someone else's pic first. I'll start off with my girl. What do you think of her?
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>>714356428
I'd bend her over, eat out her big fat ass, fuck it, then mouth fuck her until I came.
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>>714357088
find her nudes, and blackmail her into watching me jerk off to them.
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Why hello there young man, how are you today?
Today is your very special lucky day because you have given a great opportunity here.
You will have to perform just one very simple task.
You will get the girlfriend of your dreams within one week and that is my gold plated "personal guarantee"
But only if you do the simple task.....
It seems Pepe is being a naughty boy and isn't wiping his botty after making, so you will have to do it for him, even although he knows how and is old enough to do it himself.
Simply type in here *WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM* and you will get your dream girl within one week 100% guaranteed
just type in *WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM* and you lonely days are over - you will be approached by "her" - she will do all the talking and asking and will never hurt, betray or leave you.
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*WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM*
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>>714358831
*WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM*
I am lonely ok
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>>714358831
*WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM*