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OK /b/... Dubs decides.
This girl from my old job bugs the shit out of me about playing an MMO with her. I'm pretty tired of it.

Dubs decides what I say. Make it relevant.

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 07:00:20 Post No.714433509
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>>714433215
>Just like everything else from what I've seen

Holy shit this sounds like it's been going on for ages

Anonymous 2016-12-07 07:01:16 Post No.714433573
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 07:01:16 Post No.714433573 [Report]

You ever take it up the poop shoot while playing WoW?

Anonymous 2016-12-07 07:02:19 Post No.714433665
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 07:02:19 Post No.714433665 [Report]

>>714433509
Op here. Yes. She's been sorry for a while. But she's a bit fat, and I have a GF so I just give her the cold shoulder

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2016-12-07 06:56:53 Post No.714433191
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:56:53 Post No. 714433191 [Report] [View this topic]

Get rolling

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:57:56 Post No.714433297
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:57:56 Post No.714433297 [Report]

Rollerino

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>>714433191
plz

Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:58:18 Post No.714433326
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roll yeHa

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:44:40 Post No. 714432267 [Report] [View this topic]

Anal sex question--

Me and gf did it the other night for her first time, and there was of course, some poop on my dick. An offputting amount.

Any way to reduce/remove the poop problem?

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:45:44 Post No.714432346
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:45:44 Post No.714432346 [Report]

Eat her poop first

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>>714432267
Try sticking your dick in her pussy instead, and that should solve the problem. Newfag

Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:46:36 Post No.714432417
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:46:36 Post No.714432417 [Report]

look up the term douche. it's not just for douche-bags.

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:51:47 Post No. 714432814 [Report] [View this topic]

Alone at school. trips decides what to do

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:55:54 Post No.714433121
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:55:54 Post No.714433121 [Report]

Kill yourself after shooting it up

Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:56:16 Post No.714433151
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:56:16 Post No.714433151 [Report]

Punch your principal in the face

Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:57:01 Post No.714433210
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>>714432814
eat a cookie

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:49:07 Post No. 714432621 [Report] [View this topic]

Name one POSITIVE thing that a nigger has contributed to the global community in the history of human existence.
Hint: You can't.

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:49:45 Post No.714432673
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:49:45 Post No.714432673 [Report]

Peanut butter. I love that shit

Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:49:57 Post No.714432687
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:49:57 Post No.714432687 [Report]

Interacial porn

Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:51:24 Post No.714432779
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:51:24 Post No.714432779 [Report]

A use for police in the US. Without niggers then the PoPo wouldn't have much to do.

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:21:26 Post No. 714430666 [Report] [View this topic]

Why are they so perfect?

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:22:53 Post No.714430769
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:22:53 Post No.714430769 [Report]

>>714430666
I just see a bed and a messy bed at that. What's perfect about a messy bed?

Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:24:20 Post No.714430869
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:24:20 Post No.714430869 [Report]

Hundreds of years of selective breeding. You should know this, Satan.

Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:25:44 Post No.714430958
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:25:44 Post No.714430958 [Report]

That's gross OP. Don't let your pets sleep in your bed.

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:29:53 Post No. 714431267 [Report] [View this topic]

4444444 septs is coming soon

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:31:21 Post No.714431371
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:31:21 Post No.714431371 [Report]

Soon, brother. Soon.

Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:37:22 Post No.714431765
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>>714431267
meantime, check these dubs and post dickpic if i get them right.

Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:37:22 Post No.714431766
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:37:22 Post No.714431766 [Report]

We got time for that.

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 05:54:28 Post No. 714428795 [Report] [View this topic]

homework help pls

Assume a RISC processor takes two microseconds to execute each instruction and an I/O device can wait at most 1 millisecond before its interrupt is serviced. What is the maximum number of instructions that can be executed with interrupts disabled?

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42

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>>714428795
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:01:39 Post No.714429268
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>>714429115
why

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:13:47 Post No. 714430131 [Report] [View this topic]

so the big four are all back in action. which album was the best?

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:20:14 Post No.714430572
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:20:14 Post No.714430572 [Report]

Megadeth
Metallica hasnt made an ok album since Black album and the two other could never compete

Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:21:38 Post No.714430677
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>>714430131
I liked hardwired more than dystopia

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>>714430677
But you gotta agree that Load, Reload, St. Anger and Lulu were all dissapointments

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:14:47 Post No. 714430191 [Report] [View this topic]

can santa please gift me Tom clancys rainbow six siege on steam? please santa i really need it! <3 merry christmas all.
steamcommunity.com/id/macmanbob/

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:17:06 Post No.714430372
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:17:06 Post No.714430372 [Report]

Santa doesn't deliver gifts to niggers.

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>>714430191
kill yourself

Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:17:22 Post No.714430390
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:17:22 Post No.714430390 [Report]

sure buddy give me a minute

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:41:12 Post No. 714432017 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day

anyone here managed to quit smoking?

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:44:01 Post No.714432225
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>>714432017
How do you get by with only one free hand at a time?

Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:44:24 Post No.714432249
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:44:24 Post No.714432249 [Report]

try vaping, just buy an entry level ecig and high level of nicotine liquid and try to slowly cut on cigs.
Belive in me the first week you vape and dont smoke you'll feel the difference and stop smoking.

Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:46:32 Post No.714432410
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:46:32 Post No.714432410 [Report]

ITT: shitty bait/pasta/propaganda

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:23:38 Post No. 714430819 [Report] [View this topic]

Okay, explain to me why the fuck you got on this specific board on this site, why /b/? give me valid reasons you come here, like explain the real reasons and motives.

>protip: you can't nigger.

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:24:42 Post No.714430890
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:24:42 Post No.714430890 [Report]

I'm too pathetic for normal sites so I just feel bad about myself.

On /b/, I'm surrounded by other trash, but there's a lot of rockbottom trash here and it makes me feel better about myself.

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To post dank memes

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protip shutup nigger

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:36:44 Post No. 714431720 [Report] [View this topic]

>Supposed to make character for pathfinder.
>Procrastinated.
>The meetings this evening and I still don't have one.
>Friends are experienced roleplayers who get really into it and I don't want them to show me up.
>Get an idea.
>Oh I know instead of creating a new character with my imagination I'll just get some anon to tell me everything about them and I play as them.

Come on /b/ I need your help. All I'm asking for is every detail about you, your thoughts, your feelings, personality, life, fears, myers briggs type, and what alignment and class you think you would be. I am now accepting applications so tell me about yourself anon.

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Anonymous 2016-12-07 06:38:56 Post No.714431849
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>>714431720
Holy shit you want my blood type, too?
just go find a super hero you like and realize them inside the world you wish to play (with lore-appropriate history)

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>>714431720
dude its not fucking homework its a game to play with your bros, make Smitty McBighammer a Dwarf Fighter and have him be a ragin alchy

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>>714431720
>>714431849
Example, Green Arrow might be a ranger in D&D.
I never actually read any of those comics so that's a bad example, but you get the point.