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alright /b/ here's how it works

post in this thread
take your post number
and add it to the end of this url

https://hentai.movie/r/

no matter what you get. you must fap to it.

no matter how fucked up, gore, loli, whatever

you must fap.

good luck

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Austism Stores:
>Never been to a Subway before
>Decide to bend it like Jared
>Go to the counter and order the meatball sub
>They ask what bread I'd like with it
>Start sweating
>Tell them original
>They don't know what I mean
>Keep repeating "original bread" over and over
>They just grab a loaf and ask if I want six inches
>Get flustered but try to reign in my anxiety
>"Heh heh nah I'm seven and a half so lets to that"
>The silence killed me
>See they have guacamole
>Tell them I want guacamole on it too
>They say they don't have guacamole
>Think they're just messing with me
>Sweat harder
>Tell them I think they do
>They tell me they don't make guacamole but they could put avocado on it if I prefer
>Scoff at them and say sure
>Tells me it'll be an upcharge
>Scoff again and tell them to load it up then
>Finally reach the till
>They ring me up and ask for the total
>I hand them my card
>They swipe it
>Then swipe it again
>Once more
>My card was declined all three times
>Stutter out an apology and hand them my other card
>This one is bent and cracking due to leaving it in the wash
>They look at it and shake their heads
>Swipe
>Swipe it a few more times
>Keeps getting an error
>Inform me that payment isn't going through
>By this point three people behind me are waiting to pay
>Tell them to give me my card back and I'll do it myself
>They hand it to me
>Swipe
>Swipe once more
>It works
>Laugh and say it just needed a bit of love
>Bob head when saying this
>They straight-face tell me to have a nice day
>By this point visible pit-stains and a damp spot on belly
>Walk out and eat in car
>Employees capable of seeing me from counter
>Catch them glancing over every now and then
>The sub wasn't that good either

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Hello 4chan. The info i'm about to give you may get me arrested. The photo here is the location of a Hacker contracted by Microsoft. His address is the following: Maple Hill Road, Washington, VA 22747. It is most likely that house but it may be the other 2 next to it. For other purposes here is the ip of his router: 65.55.169.247
Enjoy :)

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This cuck asked me to make an exposed collage of his gf but didn't want me sharing her pictures online...you know what to be

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Katanas are the best weapon in the world to this day, prove me wrong, bakas!
>protip; you can't

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a billion times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. Recent scientific tests have shown that this superior weapon can cut clean through steel, so I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash (something that happens in anime all the time, yes I watch anime).
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best weapon that the world has ever seen

Personally I train with my Katana every day, I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
(pic realted, my new dragon katana from Japan UwU)

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Ask a peaceful muslim anything.

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Alright /b/ there's an active school shooter in this thread.
-Dubs get to call the cops
-Trips run out alive and gets the cops to raid the school
-Quads kill the school shooter and save the day
-Anything else gets you killed
Good luck anons

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new hunger games thread, you know the rules first 24 get picked

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Any brands to look at for dive watches?

I dive a handful of times a year and am looking to get another watch. I'm looking in the $400-500 range.

I actually prefer quartz for the ease, but I wouldn't rule out an auto (especially if it had a dope power reserve hand) but it needs to have a real sapphire crystal, good lum, and a decent dive depth. I'd rather have some stupid high depth rating than get anywhere close to it's max dive depth. And I'd really prefer either a ceramic or sapphire bezel as well.

Any input on where to start?

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Pics you shouldn't share continued

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Why do people let themselves become obese?

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>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Witcher 3
>"Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degreee is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

Anyone else had video games help them in real life?

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who is this girl?

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Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Poorfag claimed

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you're at the club with your bitch and this guy slaps her ass, what do you do?

>5'11
>425 lb
>77-10 pro boxing record with 58 knock outs