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>>714507172
Is your fetish perpetually blue-ballsing yourself because if so you're doing perfectly.
You fucking psychopath.

>>714507323
Jesus Christ what did I just walk into

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Oc here

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>>714521089
I loved the first one, but this movie was a complete waste of time.

>>714521089
Have you ever tried Grown-ups 2?
I managed to get around 10 or 15 mins in, and it seriously shell-shocked me with how horrible it was. First you're like "ok this sucks" then you're like "maybe i should try and be impressed with how bad they managed to make this movie" because it HAS to be done on purpose, then you just end up starting to give up on existence and have to stop the movie before it's too late. It still crosses my mind quite a bit.

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>>714521089
literally left my friends who watched it to go play left4dead.. worst movie i have seen that i can recall (excluding deliberate trash etc ofc)

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still here

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Hiii

free me

ROLLS

>>714514950
please

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>>714513057
>Godmode
posts shit tier meme

I enjoy pegging.

Not particularly

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>>714516865
Have you ever done it? Was she fat?

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>>714506956
natürlich DEUS VULT!

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Morgen alliierter Fettsack

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>>714506956
>1. Wird dieser Faden überleben?
Nein
>2. Im Weihnachtsstress oder scheiss drauf?
Stress
>3. Hab gestern mal wieder versucht TV zu schaun - Propaganda pur rund um die Uhr. Wie lange soll das noch so gehn?
Solange das Volk weiterhin fernsieht, wird sich nichts ändern. Und der "normale Bürger" macht das nunmal nach einem anstrengenden Arbeitstag. Wir lümmelnden Studenten, wissen unsere Zeit besser zu nutzen, aber der "Erwachsene" will abends nur noch vor der Glotze sitzen
>4. Aussergewöhnliche Geschenkidee?
Geschenke müssen personenbezogen sein. Alles andere ist totaler Humbug.
>5. DEUS VULT?
jawollo!

she looks very attainable

>>714513706
eat cookies & pizza

>>714513706
buy a really expensive gun and shoot myself

Buy a house and a Nissan gtr. Use the rest to invest in businesses and stocks.

>>714509781
>my drinking varies from month to month. It depends on my money situation, but I'd say I drink around 18 beers per day.
>can't even drink hard liquor anymore because my stomach lining is so fucked that I end up puking blood
>2 dui's
>2 crashed cars (1 completely totaled)
>hospitalized for DT once
Been a drunk for around 15 years

>>714510334
Hmmm something similar to you anon... Crashed a truck , ended up in the hospital almost dead and I know a anon who was in this similar situation and has a warrant out for him for grand theft auto... Class c felony... Life sucks

You have a fine taste in drills anon. Love old hand drills. So slow but so dependable.

you're the diabetic guy, right?

>>714515466
Yes. No needles at the moment. Although I'm sure I could improvise. Just oral meds at the moment. Any requests?

>>714498866
His name is Robert Paulson

>>714498866
Wreck it ralph

>>714498866
I like to FUCK nigger chicks. It's a power thing.