ayy
>>714859929
>>714859941
>>714859962
name a company you've worked for that has screwed you over. mine is UPS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOenoHbHbpg
>>714856260
i worked at a hub over christmas one year. fuck ups seriously
>>714856355
yES SIR
>>714856260
Is that you in the video?
Can /b/ say my name three times in a row?
>>714854563
beetlejuice
>>714854615
beetlejuice
Ricardo!
NUDE GAME IMPROVED EDITION
We all know the rules
Post!!!!
Rules?
>>714854733
No number, post full frontal nude with face
4
God tier assholes and pussies.
Get in here
You can start whenever you're ready.
>>714842752
itaintgonnapostitself.jpg
>>714842752
WWYD?
>>714853651
>more qt giantesses pls
wwyd
wwyd?
You fap you lose: TOON EDITION
>>714855618
What an oddly creativly drawn picture
Big nipples thread
>>714856926
Hey /b!
>be me
>be last night
>go out with friends for drinks
>go back to friend's house to watch ufc
>everyone drunk
>be in female friend's bedroom as she's getting changed
>drunkly talk about how it's ok for us to get changed in front of each other
>eventually leads to her letting me flick through her camera reel of nudie photos
>she mentions we can talk about sex openly
>says she'll answer 10 sexual questions truthfully
>other friends ruin it
>stay up a bit
>mestillhorny.jpeg
>she goes to bed
>watch ufc with friends
>come home
>message her this morning trying to get nudes from her
I need sexual questions to ask.
Dubs or trips get automatic ask. Any I like I'll ask. Results to be posted.
>>714855092
Can I fuck?
>>714855153
rolling
What can I do to make you horny?
Continuing
>>714855967
Past thread?
>>714855967
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>714856031
>>714852025
But everybody is gone apparently
No wincest thread? Let's fix that.
/start
>be me
>home alone, mom and dad's fourth anniversary
>18 yo with 16 yo cousin
>solid 7
>brunette, green eyes, freckles here and there
>the day is normal so far, vacuuming the house
>am cleaning cousins room
>she has a bathroom in her room, and is using it
>cleaning cat hair off her floor.
>sitting on my knees, legs spread open
>suck up bit of hair
>vacuum is sucking up my dick, soft
>holyfuckow.wad
>wearing basketball shorts, real loose clothing
>hear a flush
>thank GOD
>i shout for her to turn off the vacuum, it was atleast 5 ft. away from me
>turns it off
>"what the fuck happened anon"
>tell her
>"oh.." blush overload
>we'll call my cousin jenny (not her name)
>"jenny, i didn't mean to-"
>jenny interjects, saying "....can i.." she blushes so hard her freckles vanish
>"...look at... it?"
>0____o
>my heart dropped to my ass
>adamantiumboner.zip
>she notices, then giggles, and blushes more
>"um... i.. don't.."
>i had few to no brain cells to help me figure what the fuck i could say to that
>nor would anyone else
>"..i don't think.. that's okay" i stuttered and it sounded like a motorcycle was starting
>"i know it isn't, but i've always wanted to see you without pants, since i was little"
>sweetmothermary
>boner is major tier hard, doesn't harden more, just gets longer
>was at least 8 in
>pitching not a tent, but a manor in my shorts
>jenny doesn't look away
>"well..?" she said, not even moving her eyes off my crotch
>"i guess i could"
>stand up
>pull off shorts
cont.
>>714847641
Moar
>>714847641
>notice little wet spot on the crotch of her grey sweatpants
>she sees me gazing at it, and she makes an effort to cover it
>cuteness overload
>boner grows more
>we are both gazing at each other, in a state of paralysis
>i drop my boxers to the floor
>shes looking at it
>embarrased, both of us
>dead silence
>"anon, it's so big!" she squealed, still shocked
>"uhm.. thanks"
>i even amazed myself with that bone
>i say "well, i always wanted to see what you looked like under those clothes too"
>she had her hands up to her mouth now
>i see that spot get bigger
>covers it again, first time she's stared off so far
>"um.. i guess so, to make it even"
cont.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: who gives a shit?
Copypasta Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No heresy
>No stealing (unless tripsguy gets trips)
>No lewding (Juvia is exempted from this rule)
>Occasional RP never hurt anyone
>Discussion is the only thing to do here really
>Shitposting must be original
>If you're posting images you're not an elitist
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
"You are a real follower of our survival games. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>714855398
alri
Trap thread??
>>714854929
bump hard
Yes pls
Wwyd?
>>714852245
stick dick in window nd force them to suck it.
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>>714850637